Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #180186

Most of the stuff will
     be reusable between
letters anyhow.

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Haiku #180538

I absolutely
     love the creativity
that went into that.

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Haiku #180854

I thank you for that.
     My curiosity is
now motivation.

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Haiku #180890

Secondly, invite
     claimants to kingdoms to court.
Give them a county.

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Haiku #180966

almost never been
     in a band were there bassist
could do it better.

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Haiku #181102

In a faster, more
     explosive system (Dallas
or Colorado?

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Haiku #181444

S O M E T
     H I N G B O Y
S Then don't use them?...

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Haiku #181521

It's much much better
     than a score people get way
too worked up over.

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Haiku #182294

Beautiful I like
     this is idea how do
I implement it?

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Haiku #182867

My biggest regret
     was not going to college
before I started.

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Haiku #183057

And if you do, you
     need to be isolated
from humanity.

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Haiku #172367

It's also going
     to be my motivation
for my second one!

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Haiku #183642

Extremely watered
     down and devoid of any
real information.

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Haiku #183843

Athena is tank,
     support, and elemental
damage focused. Hey!

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Haiku #184831

Is it alright If
     I can do it tomorrow
or maybe later?

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Haiku #185107

Im sick. oh. i see.
     Holy Christ, you haven't checked
the steam reviews then.

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Haiku #185381

Lock eyes, smile, act like
     I got caught staring. Oh god,
tell me about it.

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Haiku #185655

If the latter fail
     to exist so does the source
for carbon in steel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185721

It hasn't even
     been confirmed that Android L
released tomorrow.

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Haiku #186003

Every time I find
     one of you, you sound almost
exactly the same.

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Haiku #186464

No one is any
     stronger or any weaker
than anyone else.

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Haiku #187681

Similar to what
     people who regularly
meditate describe.

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Haiku #189306

Hope you enjoy it.
     You should post a quick review
here and let us know!

Score: 0          

Haiku #189796

Holy shit he died?
     I swear he was in a few
movies recently.

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Haiku #190286

Also, it should be
     noted, that the Jays are not
not spending money.

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Haiku #190710

I like correcting
     people who are correcting
people unjustly.

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Haiku #191375

Meadow Soprano
     Infect is a confusing
but fun mechanic.

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Haiku #191546

A momentary
     flash of desire or lust
isn't a big deal.

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Haiku #191623

If the principle
     is true, does this mean I should
settle with console?

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Haiku #191693

I don't know enough
     about guns to understand
what im looking at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #191911

You need to orbit
     at a velocity such
that you don't just drop.

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Haiku #192111

He is fantastic.
     He's worked the venue a few
times and knows it well.

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Haiku #192183

There you go, you can
     now go back to hating me.
Damn, eat dirt freshman.

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Haiku #192742

[deleted] This is
     already the fight and has
always been the fight.

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Haiku #158389

Meant to write MH370**
     You mean the IMMACULATE
INNING IMPALA?

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Haiku #193369

All you are likely
     to do is limp it along
for a while longer.

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Haiku #193661

[deleted] If you
     have seasonal depression
try light therapy.

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Haiku #194074

*Gets a boner I'm
     sorry, I swear this doesn't
usually happen!

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Haiku #194429

You can determine
     ancestry within any
species' DNA.

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Haiku #195409

There needs to be more
     water conservation &
public awareness.

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Haiku #195765

Really like the first
     fit, but I seriously
adore the second.

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Haiku #196324

Nobody cares what
     your activist movement looks
like on the inside.

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Haiku #196738

But consider how
     artificial things can more
strongly select traits.

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Haiku #197159

Anyway, it's nice
     to do some math after all
this time lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #197296

Oh yes, it must be
     pretty rare to actually find
that one by yourself.

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Haiku #197995

Amazing card. But,
     I figured. I have a BIG
return period.

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Haiku #198204

The Godhead doesn't
     really exist in any
meaningful way now.

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Haiku #198344

Indeed Well I can't
     exactly complain about
the view from the front.

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Haiku #198415

Before that, Russia
     had to single handedly
deal with Germany.

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Haiku #198835

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198976

Because people like
     to compare their own countries
to every matter.

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Haiku #199048

I get that he wants
     to fuck a virgin, that's it.
Bobbing for dollars!

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Haiku #199116

He cleaned his bowl (pipe).
     That stuff is residue, can
be smoked in a pinch.

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Haiku #199677

Normal Samsung hate
     aside, I don't see a whole
ton of logic here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199819

He was a crucial
     player of the season when
we finished 5th.

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Haiku #200103

I have honestly
     no idea who could do
the scoring upfront.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200245

It's the only thing
     the FAR data tool will not
help you determine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200520

I'm sure the kids stay
     safe if you don't talk about
sex and say your prayers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #201086

You are just as dumb
     as him if you expect him
to be accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #201508

I don't care. They can
     spy on me all they want too
and I'm fine with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202779

I'll listen to you
     talk because I really want
to know about you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203134

I took a couple
     apart when I was a kid
and that's about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203274

I spent 200K on two
     squads, and that ought to do me.
I linked them below.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203551

we're both happily
     married now (and both to men)
so it all worked out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203970

2chan and 4chan have come
     out of hiding, but where are
1chan and 3chan? Have fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #204106

Now that he's found his
     stride with the magic system,
he doesn't need them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #205088

Retired players should
     stay retired and go stream shit
on twitch or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242082

European ghosts
     occupy an area
and often scare you.

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Haiku #206416

Now I wonder, if
     maybe lots of women DO
want a guy like that.

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Haiku #206825

Or she was at home
     playing on her computer
that entire time.

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Haiku #207240

I have a huntress
     on my main for when I feel
the need to play it.

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Haiku #207308

I mean I get it.
     It was a shit call. They still
should have kept playing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207650

Everything even
     slightly annoying about
trucking is missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207927

So I bought the first
     book and immediately
started to read it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208922

TIL, thanks for the link.
     It is not how the park is
used in practice though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209061

Good Awesome, this is
     basically exactly what
I was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209130

They have been living
     on the land for hundreds, if
not thousands of years.

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Haiku #208248

Orally absorbed
     aluminum will not be
bound to antigen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209661

My best example
     is Extra Utilities
Pink Generator.

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Haiku #210207

I thought it was odd
     but I had no idea
this bullshit happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210701

Similar story
     lines, similar premises,
similar settings.

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Haiku #211261

Sure, there is that, but
     Chuck also seems old enough
to be his father.

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Haiku #211470

Hopefully we'll get
     more characters, but there's no
guarantee we will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #211747

A gun range is too
     touchy of a subject right
now to consider.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313178

The community
     was infinitely smaller
during the beta.

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Haiku #213171

So happy for you!
     Because other religions
aren't homophobic.

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Haiku #213330

i forgot about
     the physical violence
i had to endure.

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Haiku #213378

If there's an issue,
     (no healer), people often
tend to say something.

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Haiku #214012

So it's not just me
     now you're claiming it's a whole
slew of keto vets?

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Haiku #214078

They could also stop
     doing their live stream events
on private servers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214219

Or can throwaway
     accounts be tracked via Ip
address or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214425

And usually our
     matinee movies are like
that, lol. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214571

I assume he is
     looking for the cap that came
with the Granite set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215062

my radio has
     no profile other than what
i've messed up on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215063

one of my favorite
     Wayne songs. that flow is silky
smooth Good shit Niko!

Score: 0          

Haiku #215267

But seriously
     I've given up trying to fit
into actual jeans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215550

You know how the Earth
     also has an outer core
and an inner core?

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Haiku #215898

**"Just enjoy yourselves
     on this very informal
occasion," he said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #216054

Speak to management
     ASAP. Like others
have said, be honest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #216249

Yes Its been said, but
     Inherent Vice is very
dialogue heavy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #216312

It's not illegal,
     I'm your mom and it's my house"
Am not a minor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #216739

An emergency
     happened so I'm gonna be
out of town tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #23194

An organism
     reaching maturity is
not evolution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #217581

He didn't directly
     ridicule them for having
suicidal thoughts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #217863

That's going to be
     the title of my memoirs.
Oh that was Jello?

Score: 0          

Haiku #217935

Only with random,
     incredibly mentally
unstable girlfriends!

Score: 0          

Haiku #218576

Thankfully for me
     Canada is a tipping
country, lol!

Score: 0          

Haiku #218628

I need a better
     reason for doing something
than traditional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219608

Just think of the trust
     and belief they have in you!
Congratulations!

Score: 0          

Haiku #219609

Wait I thought she was
     *supposed* to be annoying?
(I also hate her.)

Score: 0          

Haiku #219814

Too good. I just wish
     he was a stronger hero!
Thanks for the run down!

Score: 0          

Haiku #219885

Not surprised my friend
     had me killed with his driving
ROY MAINS FEEL IT TOO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #220308

Also I wasn't
     debating what *can* be done
in a four year span.

Score: 0          

Haiku #220454

My commentary
     and overall quality
is much better now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221088

My father never
     taught me to invest and save
for retirement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221719

Any small things you
     apologized for before
you could just brush off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222771

Monday or Tuesday?
     "That could've been painful." I've
been expecting you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222838

And Daddy paying
     for your college doesn't make
you intelligent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222905

That's gonna be one
     hell of a scar I don't think
my hips are tight though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223115

The rest was just you
     stating the same thing over
and over again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224098

It really does put
     the price considerably
higher than the P3.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224255

I anticipate
     he'll probably do it for fight
clubs exclusively.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224862

My initial thought,
     based solely on the headline,
was not positive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225214

[deleted] I did
     not see anyone mention
the fact. Carry on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225426

Ya if I ever
     get any cash together
that sounds like a blast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225706

Hell, you're morally
     obligated to stand up
to the bully now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225920

It's actually pretty
     thrilling when I get given
my coffee for free.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226058

I just see one side
     doing most of the killing,
so I call it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226199

You can go naked
     in mh and technically
beat every monster?

Score: 0          

Haiku #226559

LOL, he knew
     what he was doing and made
the choice to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226830

Get over this shit,
     it happens every single
AAA release.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227837

EDIT: grammar Was
     there any other damage
to the car? so cute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227890

Nor would I, condone
     such behavior towards little
children, to be sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #228032

I thought Hedman was
     better both offensively
and defensively?

Score: 0          

Haiku #228328

lol When did
     I say anything about
Jesus either way?

Score: 0          

Haiku #228589

If this ever went
     to trial they would have to take
that into account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #229153

I have two close friends
     who are, and here's what I can
take away from them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #144402

k i need to talk
     about this with people who
get it omg.

Score: 0          

Haiku #229291

Jared didn't realize
     the brain rape until they had
enough to steal it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313060

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #229518

So easy to sit
     on your ass, letting other
people do the work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284283

They already take
     every opportunity
to undermine him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #231053

So, I finally
     can go and text him asking
where are we meeting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #231821

Now multiply those
     by like, a hundred, and you
have America!

Score: 0          

Haiku #336211

D'Angelo got
     that same injury a week
into the season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305177

Unfortunately,
     a relationship is not
really an option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233781

My game seems to be
     crashing every time I try
to exit a match.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235332

I get more fed up
     with sexism on the front
page than nudity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #95307

The fantasy was
     definitely better than
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #236079

How do you enjoy
     *any* movie or story
with that idea?

Score: 0          

Haiku #236387

Jenny Mccarthy
     is the Martin Luther King
Jr. of our time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237148

No loss of coolant
     anywhere or milky oil?
lol well played.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237247

Begins is the best
     superhero origin
movie ever made.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237915

I'd probably still be
     playing it if it wasn't
for all the hacking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238084

I always wondered
     how our localization
teams handled that one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238198

That's actually gnarly!
     Whoever it was, it was
totally a girl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239257

So anybody
     know why he was reassigned
instead of fired?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239489

I actually have no
     idea what to suggest
to you, in this case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239751

I can deliver
     to nether factories or
you can pick them up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241445

TY OP I only
     remember the hair of their
(I think) lead singer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241656

Medical drugs is
     about as far as I'll go
in regards to that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241791

unfortunately
     i cant open source it, its
for a company.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241861

I've got a little
     black moss for hair, but static
grass would be perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241978

This is our first trip
     to Italy and I am
very excited.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242085

The American
     medical system has been
very good to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243265

Thank you for posting!
     It gives me hope that I will
get my body back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243970

In reality,
     all guys would love anal if
only they tried it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #244108

I really don't know
     what I expected after
opening the rest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #244534

there is no meaning
     to it so you get to do
whatever you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #244741

It has a lumbar
     support that is amazing.
[deleted] Oh yay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #244952

If a dark sedan
     pulls up and two guys in suits
knock on the door, run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243861

Any remotely
     civilized society
would be anarchist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245025

I applied for jobs
     that seemed legit, but didn't hear
anything back yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245234

We had date night here
     and it was awesome great drinks
food and atmosphere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246220

And seriously,
     the witch hunt for flippers is
really pathetic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246565

I've used Pandora
     for a long time before just
giving up on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246635

Check out "The Drinking
     Man's Diet" and torture me
some more. Please, Please, Please!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212358

Because a pc
     is way easier to fuck
up than a console.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247196

That is exactly
     the cost for Priority
Flat Rate envelope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247615

It's just common sense.
     So they will try to copy
Microsoft again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #247754

you won't change my mind
     on that and i don't care if
i change your mind. cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247859

I'm certainly not
     sexually attracted
to anyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248313

And that's basically
     what you need to do, at least
at the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248800

It wouldn't really
     fit since every other gun
is a new model.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248940

I apologize
     for having offended you,
can we be friends now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #249357

McBride got it Are
     you saying the Fed we saw
today was prime Fed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #7674

Sodium isn't
     necessarily salt, but
salt is sodium.

Score: 0          

Haiku #249629

It was the artwork
     for the Arlington County
Fair a few years back.

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Haiku #249841

That bar is quite low.
     what kind of validation
are you trying to do?

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Haiku #250866

So Jake descended
     the escalators into
the Red Line station.

Score: 0          

Haiku #252517

Rave in the grave new
     god tier unusual That's like
your opinion, dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #252591

Or did he ask you
     to stop and prioritize
his son over you?

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Haiku #252862

Definitely sounds
     like an accent you would hear
in Edinburgh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253138

However, that won't
     be happening any time soon
because of tipping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253348

Does this mean he will
     not vote for him if spencer
makes it to the end?

Score: 0          

Haiku #253496

Enjoying the hell
     out of it [deleted] No
in traffic Thursday?!

Score: 0          

Haiku #253623

There is no other
     possible conclusion based
on your assertions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313124

It's just a German
     article, but everything
else is in English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #220130

Yeah I'm not a big
     fan of Helicopters but
ill give it a shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254779

He's very intent
     on being overpowered
and the best guy here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #255213

[deleted] Okay,
     that was pretty funny What
are you on about?

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