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History geeks, you say?
     Here in Georgetown, there's a place
called Martin's Tavern.

YES, I can see that.
     especially the brainwashed one.
that would frustrating.

How, exactly, are
     we "missing half the movie"
by watching the dub?

I wanted Kingdom
     Crusaders to win that vote.
Batman and Robin.

I think so Brain, but
     where are we going to get
rubber pants that small?

Love Actually, Fried Greed
     Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias
I'm gay, can you tell??

A control system
     with forcing can stabilize
above its average.

We need the evil
     bastards to be forcibly
removed from the helm.

And where exactly
     would you draw the fucking line?
It's a home depot.

Just come and buy them
     from a guy on the street on
your way to the Dome.

No. They fight against
     Templars. That's it. Have you played
any of the games?

Where is her logic?
     Proof? How would oil cleansing "push"
anything down? Yeah.

I do fervently
     hope that good things come from this.
Will do!! Thanks! That's right!

Sat right in the cab,
     blew the whistle, stood out on
the deck on the side.

I went to go look
     up the cost of soft restraints
on Amazon.... NOPE.

Fucking cornered em.
     And yeah, i've heard rush say some
shitty things before.

You probably shouldn't
     rush this item on any
hero as a rule.

[deleted] I didn't
     wanna say anything but
I have to agree.

If you're good at not
     getting hit by stuff, it could
be better for you.

That was a good day.
     Does the ban only refer
to my team's home park?

They are excellent
     razors you will be more than
satisfied with it.

Call me when you want
     my money Shitty chicken
or the shitty beef?

But ethically, if
     you can stop wrong from happening,
should you?... I don't know.

Office space reference.
     Up vote. Why is there nothing
about Canada?

Each of these soldiers
     has a nationality,
and a fitting name.

Sometimes, when you don't
     have access to heroin,
you gotta smoke pot.

The questions were way
     over my head so i just
picked random answers.

Just name them after
     geographic regions like
every other sport.

I played the demo
     way back when it was released
and wasn't impressed.

I hope by making
     this post I might help others
to come around, too.

Fantastic product.
     APC's jeans are *okay*
IMO for the price.

I have one of these
     from when I was little. Nice!
What is a 5A school?

I think Diaz would
     lose due to the same reasons
Diaz lost. Liver!

Sometimes I think you
     guys have writers, this is just
too original.

Hey! I'm from Sussex
     County and our accents are
not that much different!

I wonder if you'll
     ever get any traction
with that played out line.

I'll believe it when
     I see it. [deleted] You're
absolutely right.

yes The ideas
     and themes behind Cloud Atlas
were phenomenal.

I was misled, then.
     You should change the order than.
Get another board.

I do believe those
     other examples are great
and sad examples.

Basically, this thing
     gets the same effect, but is
easier to use.

I could actually see
     into the apartment through
the hole in the door.

I hope I'm never
     too old to party, but I'm
living it up now.

Yeah, sure. Does that mean
     all fat people are lazy
and undisciplined?

I don't think OP has
     any idea what time
rush hour really is.

But either way no
     one wants to have a junky
place as a neighbor.

ask a friend to bring
     up water for you if you
cannot make it fit.

She gave the neighbor's
     son a card and he mentioned
that she was crying.

Diet: find out what's
     good for you and find out what
causes the symptoms.

That's the plan. Valve sure
     is a good company, right?
Came here to post this.

I hate crowded trains,
     crowded bars and most of all
bro's dressed as cowboys.

Anyway, I'm not
     trying to put words in your mouth
or say you're racist.

According I Bill
     and Ted's Bogus Journey, he's
not that good a chess.

Hell, if it was up
     to me it would be weekly.
whats your chest workout?

Or how when they use
     the information to prove
you are seditious.

[deleted] Is there
     any way to change my picks
after submitting?

I just can't place it...
     I was anxious about it,
and almost got sick.

Only dude on our
     boats gets a room is the CO
lol Jesus!

Not to mention her
     dorsal fin is just right out
there in the open.

i know there are good
     moments and bad moments, but
live for the good ones.

In the 1970's we were
     supposedly in heading
into an ice age.

[deleted] Yeah that's
     totally the same as this.
Make it Brotherhood.

Not even Turkey.
     I too did not recognize
White Foxx. I killed her.

I graduated
     college in June, but she was
born in October.

As long as she's dead,
     not using her bubble, or
not on the table...

They're not intending
     on putting humans on it,
at least for a while.

The internet was
     well underway before 'new
atheism' began.

Notice how no one
     else has confirmed Gonzalez
side of the story.

Who else is what else?
     Our biggest strength is also
our biggest weakness.

Very few things on
     this sub actually get to me,
but this really does.

From what I know its
     up there as one of the worst
cities in the US.

No matter their love.
     Try and keep rational and not
just emotional.

His name is Meatball
     and he's the coolest living
thing i've ever seen.

I'm sure you also
     think Moon and Dredd are hated
over here as well.

The gate is open
     if you'd like to try to get
on it "Who will win?

It's nationalistic.
     That shit is no good. The suit
doesn't make the bat.

That shit is no good.
     The suit doesn't make the bat.
The bat makes the suit.

Too hot for pants too?
     have anything other than
summer getaway?

And there is a LOT
     wrong with what they teach, as you
will learn over time.

I don't make the rules
     so I'm not the one you should
bother about it.

I'm sorry that you
     are unable to keep up
with the discussion.

Without a doubt, Good
     Will Hunting. But Pulp Fiction
is a close second.

Occasionally you
     can catch a shit storm, which is
always intriguing.

You really don't know
     how much of an impact you
have been on my life.

This is what happens.
     [deleted] [deleted] Good
for you, no one cares.

Anyways, your brows
     are really sharp and I love
the way they taper.

Depending on what
     you want in them, that price can
go more up than down.

Thanks for the reply.
     What the fuck? I'm guessing you
are a democrat...

I haven't hung out
     with them in awhile, but it's
pretty confusing.

Look at mind control.
     It only says to control
enchanted creature.

What sort of late game
     scaling is available
to the survivors?

I suggest calling!
     I wasn't aware this was
the inquisition.

Speaking is also
     harder in front of others
and after workouts.

Not iced tea... per se,
     it's more of a fruit cocktail
type drink. Kick ass Nice.

Eugene I love you!
     Yeah next years top draft picks are
looking pretty good.

This is a fairly
     good explanation of why
there are no women.

The crash that follows
     has, in some cases, made things
permanently worse.

It's much easier
     to work with, so I doubt you'd
get charged more for it.

But until then, you
     need to SHUT the FUCK UP when
grown folks is talking.

Not sure but let me
     know if you have any luck
and i'll do the same!

Do you understand
     why these are true statements based
on definitions?

Then they hide behind
     environmentalism
when it's just NIMBY.

Yes, I'm asian. No,
     I will not share it with you.
What's your current routine?

Honestly, it's worth
     the sale price, even if you
don't much care for it.

There are no load times
     in The Last of Us except
when you start the game.

I'll take your word if
     he was played in the hole more
in the latter half.

One person shouldn't
     be told they are completely
wrong for wanting sex.

Let me say right now,
     that I am not trying to prove
that there is a God.

[I'm sure this will get
     buried but sweet Jesus thank
you for posting this.

However I was
     inspired by German when
I came up with it.

Unlike fat (which you
     cannot target) muscle growth
can be targeted.

And he does live on
     my street, though I don't know him.
Damn Bill Gates, calm down.

I don't wanna see
     your filthy underpants, dude.
All one stencil, right?

I'm so sorry, OP.
     This is a terrible thing
to stumble upon.

Have fun! [deleted]
     Don't pay attention to these
guys, they're just haters.

School: easy or hard?
     What do you want to be when
you grow up? Why please?

It might be hard, but
     I promise once a cheater
always a cheater.

Good luck. A snob snob!
     What other games would people
recommend for Mac?

We honestly don't
     know how to say cute things like
the movies sometimes.

I'm going to be
     in town so I guess I will
need to bring my bike.

You have to have no
     feelings to losing a lot
or winning a lot.

I was walking home
     and noticed a man running
as fast as he could.

Cat Woman because
     lets face it, who doesn't like
leather and a whip?

Do they ever state
     that in the books or did you
just connect the dots?

If you hear her cries,
     you had better stop and help,
or she will haunt you.

The entire league
     was in a weird spot, which is
how Steve Nash won two.

Tell me, when have you
     ever seen a biome do
that in vanilla?

But, whether or not
     one can sue here doesn't prove
the point either way.

As far as I know,
     the main thing about her is
that she is pretty...

well i never. No.
     No. No. No. Get out. God bless
you for posting this.

He definitely
     is especially since he has
been playing point guard.

It's always so fun
     to tell the story of how
we got our pony.

That's too much bias.
     Watchmen, Thank You for Smoking
are ones I go to.

I'd expect that they'll
     drop him entirely if
this comes up again.

Yep. I was supposed
     to be the bridesmaid, bride is
my best friend from school.

See other answers?
     I'll have to check this out, thanks!
One can only dream.

Believe it or not,
     I've sworn off drinking since I've
been trying to lose weight.

I'm really getting
     into it, it's become all
that I think about.

You made her into
     Louis Griffin, nice! Oh no,
I think you're confused.

It could be luck yes,
     but it could be something else.
So I respect this.

I got up today
     and *didn't* vomit for the first
time in several months.

I didn't vomit when
     I smelled the stinky car box
at home. It's awesome!

I'm jealous. Do you
     go home every night and beat
your dick to Chris Sale?

I'm just impressed if
     there is a toilet at all
But I did respond.

It's a problem you
     see everywhere in the world
where money's involved.

The first couple weeks
     I understood. By now I'd
like it to calm down.

How do you only
     have one karma point for this?
This is the cold truth.

Also, Change. Came here
     hoping for that quote and was
not disappointed.

Damn. I enabled
     encryption (Strongest), wonder
if that prevents this?

Ask him about it.
     If he freaks out about his
privacy, dump him.

The ranking they use
     to have way cool (it was run
by an indy site).

Then I dust my face
     with a little bare minerals
powder foundation.

I hope all these games
     hold up to their hype, cause they've
all been pretty cheap.

It earns a decent
     amount of money and you
get to improve lives!

Abstaining can help
     build up dopamine stores if
you are deficient.

I said it a bit
     too loud and the entire
bus heard me ask her.

I'm joking of course.
     Honestly, he looks so good
for being so young.

[deleted] Probably
     because you're on the oyster
side of the country.

We should be allowed
     to be lazy and unkempt
if we want to be.

I was driving down
     the road wondering how things
could get any worse.

Otherwise I would
     rather buy the game and draw
my own conclusions.

Saying "screw all you
     rapists, I'm taking a stand!
I do what I want!"

There's no benefit
     to continuing to speak
that way anyway.

If you don't drink beer
     then forget it, but if you
do you will love it.

It's just one of those
     things that makes you sound stuck up
in my opinion.

They're incredible
     pieces of art and design
in my opinion.

On the Dead Sea Scrolls,
     why haven't they been added
to the Bible yet?

Fun. Gods, if you can't
     even enjoy doing it,
why bother at all?

Damn. Stevie Wonder
     could see the point of that one
from a mile away!

In Canada, all
     lottery and casino
winnings are not taxed.

you obviously
     have no idea of what
you're talking about.

Does being depressed
     mean he can't have anything
meaningful to say?

It's not a long charge
     and you can do lots of tricks
to build up the charge.

not a bad tattoo.
     Pretty well done. the SUBJECT,
however, is bad.

Sorry about that.
     Thanks! And I like people from
Tucson, don't worry.

all my friends know i'm
     not referring to a blunt
wrap though. Yes [Patrick?

As someone who was
     once rescued from a creepy
guy on a train "hi.

Well now that I think
     about it, I guess not, but
money is involved.

I've worked in both North
     Campus and Forrest Lane, thanks
for sticking it out!!!

That way you can be
     sure that, if something does come
out, it won't be pee.

Fuck the lot of you:
     Zimmerman walked, and I'm glad
if it chaps your ass.

That was the union
     calling out the scabs, and that's
literally their job.

It needs to do more.
     Obviously you will not
agree but that's fine.

So annoying on
     hardcore when every corner
I turn I get slugged.

Not my cup of tea
     either, but apparently
some people liked it.

Once I couldn't feel
     myself I went completely
numb and I woke up.

she chuckled a bit
     and looked at the surrounding
area and smiled.

steam has no standards,
     shitty games exist, super
shitty games exist.

It's only funny
     if you misunderstand what
is meant by Karma.

I understand how
     much work you put into this,
and it is stunning.

When a mosquito
     bites you, she is actually not
biting you at all.

And the responses
     on here have been both funny
and intelligent.

Inspirational
     as hell, gritty, and not one
mention of Jesus.

Much better. Rick Rude.
     I thought he was so stupid
when I was a kid.

people are crazy...
     Still time to pick a winner
for this week as well.

My master's program
     essentially had two tracks,
math and programming.

The Prince and Me if
     I'm in the mood for romance.
(I love Julia Stiles.)

I just throw hair gel
     in it and it pretty much
spikes all on it's own.

Also, you cheated.
     See? I told you I could pick
on you! Wow, gorgeous!

Can't wait to listen...
     Thank you for posting, this strip
defined my childhood.

Thanks! I would add you
     but I'm moving to a place
without internet.