Reddit Haikus

You think the only
     conversions were over by
DePaul?? Not really.

Thanks for the info.
     Not that i would ever do
dealings on the road.

If you've ordered from
     their site before you might be
getting one as well!

they're seriously
     worse than regular christians.
FINALLY. Thank you.

[deleted] I've been
     the one seeing more than one
person at a time.

Pants are probably too
     wide to roll for the current look.
You can have them slimmed.

Love the Jeffery
     Character. And pretty much
everything you do!

You can also fold
     little paper fans to use
as the feathers. Wow.

I do really well
     when I keep it to a short
paragraph or less.

When are you going
     to come out of the closet?
Looks pretty damn good.

Especially on one
     occasion where the adult
had his child with him.

Lower injury
     rates occur if you always
lift with your back straight.

while women in their
     30s and 40s like more business
professional shoes?).

I have heard plenty
     on this issue but I heard
no mention of this.

Probably Pharmacy.
     It's a quote from Sid Meier's
Alpha Centauri.

Word out of camp is
     that he reminds the coaching
staff of Jake Ballard.

It is perfectly
     fine not to even make eye
contact in Ukraine.

Slavery would be
     and upgrade compared to it.
Came here to say that.

yards coupled with all
     the other stats that brees has,
are not meaningless.

Europeans miss
     their Hitler [deleted] What
is this map proving?

I now feel like I'm
     coming down with a fever
after reading this.

It has probably changed
     the dating scene and cut down
on cheating spouses.

I really wish you
     can find a solution, but
the chances are slim.

It doesn't follow
     that gun restrictions would be
followed by others.

My morals may be
     baseless, but yours are at least
equally baseless.

The water and clouds
     put my mind in overdrive.
And then there's the art.

And then there's the art.
     You know how they say words are
not enough sometimes?

Move on. fixed "I say,
     I say, I say!" Don't forget
about Prison Mike.

I was on a disc
     shaped sled that was known to spin
around like crazy.

Do you use toothpaste?
     Do you have a SO? If so,
what's their take on this?

Thanks! what exactly
     is a personal union
and do you get them?

just check for yourself
     and open it up in some
image editor.

I asked what happened,
     and she told me "Looks only
help bring a girl in.

They didn't even say
     what happened to the suspect.
Did he get sentenced?

Sweet cargo shorts Nice,
     so how'd your wife feel about
all this? Are you me?

Also you have aids.
     You think I'm funny? He's worked
meth for a long time.

Also, it's hardly
     "unique", though I'm sure you'd love
to pretend it is.

Too many players
     at his age left when they still
had a lot to give.

I like to laugh when
     I want to laugh and not feel
like an idiot.

This is after his
     father was killed in a drone
strike the month before.

Do you guys take all
     your clothes off before you go
down in the sewer?

I can only hope
     to one day have a wedding
that is that nerdy.

I'm sure they'd return.
     And I hate washing my hands
in public bathrooms.

Is it cobblestone?
     Batman looks shifty as fuck.
depends on the pay.

although now that it's
     pointed out, it makes that scene
quite hilarious.

There was a 4chan thread
     with open security
cameras yesterday.

I had hoped there would
     be more for Desmond, he had
so much potential.

Never dated one
     myself, but my dad's third wife
is a Brazilian.

The one thing that is
     redneck in this picture is
MAYBE the guy's beard.

I have to submit
     claims for work every other
day just about. Yay!

I'm sorry to make
     you feel that way, it's just all
those bad examples.

I never said who
     I would take. Why would you want
the original?

Just a tiny pinch
     in your cup seems to bring down
the acidity.

Even if the game
     is ''fun with friends'' it doesn't
make it a good game.

The bottom line is
     that even if it were true
that would not matter.

There was just a post
     about making a super
high gravity beer.

That's what happens when
     corporations are allowed
to expand too far.

A person judges
     himself on what they do when
no one is watching.

b... e... s... u... r...
     f... no e... t... o... d... r...
i... n... k... y... o...

Determining where
     the fight will take place is more
than half the battle.

If you quantified
     the level of pain, balls would
likely be higher.

That needs to be spanked
     Jesus man, I don't see what
your problem is here.

And Ice_9 didn't grief or
     steal, he just Helped those who did,
see what I mean? Thanks!

My opinion is,
     you can't criticize a book
until you've read it.

I had this happen.
     Signed up for the site to get
something free elsewhere.

3.There was a basic
     fighting guide for beginners
in here yesterday.

I used to live off
     Ocean and its always free
parking on that street.

That's so weird! That was
     good, I have never seen heart
worm like that before.

I agree. Yeah I'll
     be home in a hour I think
if you still want to.

I should have voted
     for the guy who would deny
rights to gay soldiers?

I went to college,
     got a job, got married, had
some kids, and missed it.

Yes, we have many
     flavors of Arizona
iced tea. And Skittles.

Who wrote it doesn't
     matter and if its true or
not doesn't either.

[deleted] Same here.
     Usually two meals a day
with snacks in between.

Both of mine are wild
     caught (I too live in Texas)
and look much like this.

If you don't know how
     you're being an ass kid, then
I feel bad for you.

As weird as this guy
     might be, it was obvious
this guy meant no harm.

I love Star Wars! Schools?
     Schools are just people teaching
one another things.

Our eyes shifted from
     table to table, sensing
something wrong... but what?

Apparently more
     people are colorblind than
I thought... Take your time!

It surprises me
     how oblivious parents
can be sometimes too.

Last weekend, I had
     just began cutting the cake
and passing it out.

My friends made me watch
     Shawshank Redemption this year,
it was really good.

Those diseases are
     overwhelmingly cured by,
you guessed it, vaccines.

What problem do you
     envisage that would result
in mass starvation?

As someone that just
     finished Red Dead Redemption
I can confirm this.

draw yourself drawing.
     draw yourself drawing a bad
version of yourself.

Blindness means blindness.
     'Legal blindness' means something
else entirely.

Nope, if you have played
     and it is your library,
it is account bound.

Plus, it would suck big
     time since lots of people go
on huge losing streaks.

The gold is in them
     there political comments,
I think The first one!

Finally, after
     what felt like years of suspense,
the first French Fry flew.

I driver a new
     vehicle, and dress in more
expensive clothing?

Shape up man! If hot
     tea was good enough Raj it's
good enough for you.

I don't want to break
     into anybody's house.
Sorry for posting.

I could barely care
     less about the negative
effects of the drugs.

The big fish eat all
     the little fish that suspend
around the columns.

I'm also really
     lazy about dropping them
or noticing them.

How does God judge them
     when he hasn't even spread
his message to them?

I want something clean
     and sharp that doesn't require
any hair product.

Therefore this frees up
     money (and buys time) to do
some restructuring.

I've got a layout
     for a set and I'm having
trouble filling it.

To maintain a great
     temperature and you should do
well I hope this helps.

"Bitch" was fine spoken,
     "dick" was fine written, but "dick"
was censored spoken.

Norway is doing
     what it can, but what it can
do is limited.

Depending on their
     traumas they display many
different reactions.

This gives you a good
     chance to scoop the pot (win both
the hi and the lo).

Police officers
     were called and the ceiling had
to be repainted.

good thing that's not how
     the draft works Box car racer
well this sucks for me.

I get kids have bad
     days and tantrums but Jesus
Christ that is insane.

Animals think like
     this Food: Check Water: Check SEX:
Check Okay now sleep.

amazing looking
     work, can't believe someone made
that by hand. good show.

Hard money, at least
     to me, seems hard to come by.
Just visualize it.

If you look into
     some one's eyes as it's happening
you can see their soul.

This is so on point.
     I get so sick of seeing
Jordans in top 5s.

The launcher never
     closes automatically.
As for the crashing?

Or any other
     number of points that could be
easily argued?

If you don't do that,
     you aren't adding anything
to the discussion.

Then I don't want it.
     Yep. Hopefully it will be
here in a few days.

I have a car, but
     how is the public transport
into Southampton?

Amount of money
     some clubs are throwing around
is ridiculous.

Especially since its
     the price of an entire
leather sectional.

Check out Vertical
     Ventures, a rock climbing gym
in the area.

People do stupid
     shit when their high, you can't be
anywhere near it.

Also, is it me
     or did Dig seem to have their
heads up their asses?

If this is the case,
     I think things get a little
more complicated.

...And I'll use any
     available coupon code
for ***any*** vendor.

I guess the hollow
     legs make it loo like it would
weigh more. Outstanding!

the real thing to do
     is to pour the soda first
and then add your ice.

Just because the full
     story hasn't come out does
NOT make something false.

But it's hard to say
     those aren't a result of just
growing a practice.

Damn it! Who left all
     these tears just laying around??
Is someone molting?

A place like Austin
     is full of college students
from around the state.

Alright, well, I can't
     get down with it, doesn't sound
like glitch hop to me.

Yeah, essentially.
     What did Henry mean by what
he said about Punk?

I did not predict
     their meteoric rise from
last season at all.

And when they don't need
     to dead weight, they won't think twice
about killing us.

Because you don't like
     designing farms and other
ways to play the game?

I think the marker
     given to everyone just
makes a lot more sense.

You cannot water
     board someone unless you are
water boarded first.

Same here, past would just
     be a look back at some fun
times for both of us.

tracy mcgrady
     I've made a couple of friends
this way. I love it.

Anyhow, I just
     took these posts as a fun, but
harmless diversion.

I would not have been
     able to do that, even
in a million years.

Our justice system
     gives out relatively light
sentences for things.

Rome is amazing,
     ones of the most beautiful
cities in the world!

Orthodox cookbooks?
     How about one called "Why are
you looking at this?

How about one called
     "Why are you looking at this?
You should be fasting."

Can't wait for the match
     tomorrow versus Brazil!!!
Let's Go Canada!!!!!!!

If everyone just
     used cruise control, the world would
be a better place.

Satan is actually
     the good guy in the bible
believe it or not.

In the app, the top
     code on the first page should be
replaced with your code.

However, if you
     let all of those things described
beat you, then they will.

Perhaps it's best not
     to know what happens when you
win the game as him...

That makes me feel like
     less of a special snowflake!
I HATE YOU BLIZZARD!'

Eccentric? I wish
     people who used the road were
more aware of this.

Next time just cut him
     and write a message on his
walls in his own blood.

What I wouldn't give
     to see someone huck a shoe
or two at Boehner.

Well I'm shitting bricks.
     He's my best friend and we talk
*every* day. It's weird.

Bruce Wayne was able
     to figure out "Superman's"
true identity...

He told me a hard
     truth man, and I think it's one
you need to hear too.

Dating sites would be
     rather more towards the poly
end of the spectrum.

Best strike partnership
     ever to grace the Premier
League. I deny this.

You're just jealous you've
     never had a glass of real
milk in your life. Cool!

When the car is parked
     at the show like that, it is
most likely lowered.

Thanks for doing this.
     [deleted] I actually said
"what the fuck?" out loud.

And I just realized
     I was rocking the Lenin...
I am cool with that.

Am I the only
     one that thinks she resembles
Casey Anthony?

I am the builder
     as well as the guy wearing
this suit. (Jim McCrea).

It's kind of a dick
     move, but it's not even close
to a suspension.

There are so many
     amazing female gainers
on the internet.

In the meanwhile, hang
     out and comment here if you're
more comfortable.

Water in the air
     will likely also absorb
some of the signal.

We have a L, I've
     gone back and forth on whether
that was a good choice.

One thing I have heard
     is that over time, wood dust
will ruin the ways.

My chameleon
     sometimes tries to climb places
he could fall from too.

The key is to choose
     one that _you_ like and that helps
you get _your_ work done.

Depends where you are
     and what kind of surgical
procedure as well.

I like the rockets,
     but you shitting on Cleveland
seems a bit shallow.

Its very easy
     all you need is a hatchet
and a machete.

I actually prefer
     the spring and fall, which we are
having less of here.

It's most likely not
     as good as Eve, but you might
as well try it out.

(Not that Willis is
     great, but he's fun to watch) Stop
being a pussy.

I'd seriously
     consider an Android phone
as my replacement.

You may get bitter
     and angry for being lied
and tricked your whole life.

I really don't get
     why the black community
has to make shit up?

Get the corn dog from
     the Boulevard Brewery
stand in the outfield!

From a Guy that's done
     that to someone and saw first
hand at what happened.

Don't waste that money
     (gift) on him then, please. You are
worth much more then this.

I've always felt like
     that was part of the problem
for the Democrats.

I'll seriously
     cry if it didn't get released
here (New Mexico).

oh wow [deleted]
     YOU ARE RIGHT, IT'S NOT A KEY
PART. IT'S **THE** KEY PART.

Might have to run by
     the craft store after I get
paid tomorrow now.

Some have taken me
     up on my offer and I've
gotten them started.

That's fucking awesome
     But you said you force them out.
That sounds less pleasant.

Your case is a hit
     and run so it could apply
under this coverage.

At later levels
     you'll want to add "take the hit"
and super vigor.

It's a very good
     book to give to kids who want
to have adventures.

[deleted] Really?
     Good Nice paint! I had my first
glider flight today.

don't be an asshole.
     Hips don't lie. This. Those comments
are ridiculous.

History geeks, you say?
     Here in Georgetown, there's a place
called Martin's Tavern.