Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #341400

Which happens. I don't
     listen to SPY any more,
despite loving it.

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Haiku #341401

We know its 'there' but
     not quite ready to be shown
to the public yet.

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Haiku #341402

You don't even sounds
     like a late bloomer, you just
sounds like... a bloomer.

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Haiku #341403

Chances are that card
     will get an inform and his
price will skyrocket.

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Haiku #341404

As an avid lore
     nut his videos help fill
in so many gaps.

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Haiku #341405

Never in history
     ever have people ever
done something like that.

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Haiku #341406

Somebody should've
     told that to Bill Clinton Fixed,
thanks for the feedback.

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Haiku #341407

What was the New Jack
     match like, was there blood and did
he seem into it.

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Haiku #341408

Such a good sound track.
     ...with three letter acronyms
who keep being wrong.

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Haiku #341409

first we don't know how
     long the reclaimer has been
in development.

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Haiku #341410

Obviously you're
     convinced you're omnipotent
and this is boring.

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Haiku #341411

They will never get
     another penny off me
as long as I live.

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Haiku #341412

I just like sitting
     bro, it doesn't have to be
fireworks everytime.

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Haiku #341413

Also the "la" is
     like "laboratory", not "law".
I will pour some salt.....

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Haiku #341414

You can surmount these
     obstacles and live a long,
happy, loving life.

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Haiku #341415

Just throwing this out
     there because he's a pit mix
and they get bad reps.

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Haiku #341416

25g today! I can't
     say enough that black seed oil
is the way to go!

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Haiku #341417

Because animals
     with high stress levels affects
the meat quality.

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Haiku #341418

Yes you can go from
     Stable to Community
Build without a wipe.

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Haiku #341419

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #341420

That's the correct way
     to ridicule what Trump said.
are you two tiny?

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Haiku #341421

And, really? You're safe
     there during the special rounds?
Holy fuck that's cool!

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Haiku #341422

That sounds pretty trans
     to me, doesn't matter what
kinda clothes you like.

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Haiku #341423

Maybe instead you
     should be playing games that fits
into your schedule?

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Haiku #341424

I just liked keeping
     things private and didn't talk much
about certain things.

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Haiku #341425

You have an extra
     wire in W2 which is
curious to me.

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Haiku #341426

Thank you. It feels like
     NOLA is very lacking
in comedy shows.

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Haiku #341427

In nearly every
     single game, dealing with smurfs
is a normal game.

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Haiku #341428

His voice is almost
     melodic, as if he's trying
to soothe a small child.

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Haiku #340028

lol I used
     to rage out too how the hell
am i missing shots.

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Haiku #341429

(damn, that's too many
     possible people I guess)
thanks for the info.

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Haiku #341430

I still focus on
     breathing but I just started
getting them again.

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Haiku #341431

However, I do
     not recommend purchasing
this game at full price.

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Haiku #341432

I was just unsure
     if it acted different when
failed because of that.

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Haiku #341433

They close by 2pm
     I think. Parking is right out
front of the diner.

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Haiku #341434

Lots of people are
     openly saying they want
Clinton in jail too.

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Haiku #341435

*edit: "services"*
     I'm betting the brake cables
are not connected.

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Haiku #341436

Hell he may even
     help or at least consider
that self policing.

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Haiku #341437

Is it not a floor?
     Is this a ground and above
is the first floor? NOPE.

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Haiku #341438

John Carmack gently
     massaging your brain to sleep
will have that effect.

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Haiku #341439

Supernatural.
     It was cool until they died
for the hundredth time.

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Haiku #341440

Yeah! its literally
     impossible to always
know when he's coming.

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Haiku #341441

We've had to endure
     his shit form week in week out
as of late. Added!

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Haiku #341442

Look at that you both
     have opinions and they are
different OMG!

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Haiku #341443

Nothing beats the Fu
     Manchu. Sorry, but asians
got ya guys beat there.

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Haiku #341444

I just won't let her
     try to magic my broken
bones back together.

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Haiku #341445

Let him get a good
     hear of what comes through the voice
chat, he will be hooked.

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Haiku #341446

So true, women are
     supposedly more likely
to be pedophiles.

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Haiku #341447

He was *also* set
     in the jungle though which is
partly why he's green.

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Haiku #341448

Please elaborate, I'm
     very interested Mina
couldn't help herself.

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Haiku #341449

But in that office
     you do have someone that wants
to help you and cares.

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Haiku #341450

"Get help, come to terms
     with what happened to me, get
tools to help with stress".

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Haiku #341451

You would lose more fat
     in the baking stage than gain
in the frying stage.

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Haiku #341452

How does a special
     prosecutor violate
rights of due process?

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Haiku #341453

You try to change, but
     because your sadness is not
your fault things get worse.

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Haiku #341454

If you keep doing
     random Q's on the minions,
you will push the lane.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341455

He's a rising star,
     needs to act like one to keep
getting attention.

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Haiku #341456

oil, oil filter, spark
     plugs, fuel filter and checking
the coolant level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341457

If you have any
     knowledge based on these question,
please tell me something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341458

You're asking me what
     my X is, but I don't know
what X means. Explain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341459

Someday, I hope more
     people will see what I see
in her. I like her.

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Haiku #341460

The only "good" thing
     is that Real Madrid also
have had injuries.

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Haiku #341461

Just that it's stupid
     to dismiss it with nothing
to back yourself up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341462

i have a really
     simple technique, just count out
the steps for each part.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341463

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341464

Damn it's sold out It's
     great and all but Rasmussen
is a shit pollster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341465

Asking this question
     at this time means you should not
be voting at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341466

Perhaps he just needs
     time to adjust to having
runners go past him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341467

If illogical,
     they may be emotional
and can be rebuffed.

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Haiku #341468

When they take your turn,
     they will just kill something else
cause they control you.

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Haiku #341469

They have to "watch" each
     video so this will hurt
their data limits!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341470

Not impossible
     by any means, but also
not a definite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341471

I thought the poster
     in the hospital was meant
to allude to this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341472

I think the status
     quo suits us just fine and our
government knows that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341473

Lay them to one side
     and call on them whenever
is appropriate.

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Haiku #341474

But I would not be
     ready to convict someone
based on that notion.

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Haiku #341475

He needs to bring back
     the backpack The reveries
were never installed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341476

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341477

I don't wanna get
     addicted to it Thank you
for your submission.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341478

Also, is mentioned
     elsewhere, but if you mix up
the bolts, they won't fit.

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Haiku #341479

[removed] Yeah, it's all
     in the Fourth Critique if you'd
bother to read it.

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Haiku #341480

I'm talking about
     mine, yours is pretty nice too.
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Haiku #341481

That is why it is
     important that all parties
seek legal advice.

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Haiku #341482

I don't know why but
     I got upset and began
assuming the worst.

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Haiku #341483

All those times she was
     upset and thought she wasn't
good enough for me.

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Haiku #341484

Mob mentality
     infecting a government.
Cooler with ice packs.

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Haiku #341485

The applicator
     is my favorite of any
liquid lipstick too.

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Haiku #341486

Then turning around
     and saying to his buddies,
I think she likes me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341487

That is not open
     to a left hook, his shoulder
is guarding his chin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341488

They have I once worked
     as a security guard
at a retail store.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341489

Quite a bold move though.
     Competent? How competent
are we talking here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #309069

The actual value
     is lower, but the perceived
value is higher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341490

It is a clearly
     stated tendency, but teams
haven't stopped it yet.

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Haiku #341491

Yes, this! I will walk
     away from people who make
this sound, it's nasty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341492

This week is the week
     to ride the bounce Oh, *Trump* would
fuck up this country?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341493

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341494

But she'll probably push
     through two appointments, at least,
in her first two years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341637

BIAS! /s They went
     out of their way to kill each
other, Jesus Christ.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341638

please its important,
     the harsh way women treat me,
its not on my mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341639

A few days later
     he had a sudden fever
and bout with sickness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341640

Otherwise pretty
     standard and strong build, so no
further objections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341641

But we've heard of him!!!
     [deleted] Trump's election
is imminent though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341642

I just don't agree
     with the libertarian
party in general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341643

But why would he need
     to take a car if he could
run faster than that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341644

I knew of a few
     on the list (like Stone Mountain)
but not all of those.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341645

You just have to find
     what really motivates them:
food, attention, toys?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341646

Seems odd to accuse
     growing demand as being
inherently 'bad'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341647

Double check things are
     mounted correctly and all
cables are plugged in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341648

Greta could also
     work, pulling sounds from different
places in your name.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341649

I collect ancient
     and medieval coins and know
all about chop marks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341650

I think you should see
     if she is thinking about
breaking up with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341651

I think anything
     you do would only look worse.
Not more than a grand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341652

The older I get
     the less severe and frequent
my episodes get.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341653

Yeah but his keys are
     not ready until wednesday
I blame bad lighting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341654

having it attached
     to gym battling could be good.
there's potential there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341655

i used my Super
     secret forbidden art but
he still keeps smiling!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341656

But odds are you're not
     going to Yale, Stanford or
MIT (etc.).

Score: 0          

Haiku #341657

You are as lovely,
     hot, and sexy as ever.
I cant wait for more!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341658

At this point, as far
     as you know, most of the hosts
are merely machines.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341659

It certainly needs
     to be a lot better than
what we saw for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341660

She just didn't want to,
     mainly due to her racing
mind and stress levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341661

It has all the best
     torrent features, open source,
no ads, very clean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341662

You have a place here
     and in the much wider world
outside of Utah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341663

They scared the ever
     living shit out of me on
my first encounter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341664

I wondered the same
     thing but I got told it was
pretty obvious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341665

I just wish I could
     put ion shell on the bear,
it's not even OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341666

When I got a house
     even with a half acre
I got a tractor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341667

He should have been slapped
     and shamed publicly as far
as I am concerned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341668

If she wants to play
     electric, no acoustic
will make her happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341669

Apparently they're
     going to start rolling out
support again soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341670

Which is too bad, since
     I guess I gave you my phone
number for nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341671

It isn't. I can't
     afford to be unemployed
any more this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341672

I would also keep
     encouraging them to seek
professional help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341673

When you see someone
     slip on defense its Wade, on
offense is Sheppard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341674

so not really, seems
     to be perpetually
injured aha oui!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341675

It's a dope setup
     but the purple throws it off
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341676

Here's what NOT to do:
     DON'T CUT AND PASTE STATUTES, CASE
LAW, ETC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341677

This literally means
     that the media can lie
with impunity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341678

The Iranians
     didn't take him seriously.
Can you elaborate?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341679

I think he must spend
     much of his time now cleaning
up after himself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341680

I hope someone comes
     up with something cause those are
pretty interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341681

She did not know her
     left and right, honestly just
made me love her more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341682

Old steam engines used
     to boil water and use steam
to drive the pistons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341683

[deleted] When you
     list those points you don't capture
what he was saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341684

Being left handed,
     I find anything softer
than 3H smears too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313338

I'm sorry if you
     love her and this comes off rude,
but she's such a bitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341685

How many errors
     or soft plays that did not work
happened this series?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341686

it's as if i need
     to be somewhere every day.
need a chance to rest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341687

And they are more than
     ok with us just keeping
their seating separate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341688

Early Decision
     isn't for students who aren't
sure about their choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341689

also Dishonored.
     felt like a chore to get through.
Physically: Fit, cute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341690

Lastly, tripping can
     and should be fun, but it needs
to be respected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341692

Ultimately you
     can't help her if she doesn't
want to help herself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341693

It's awful, it looks
     like they didn't "strike" last night, but
that must be scary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341694

Which is why there is
     the Vaccine Adverse Event
Reporting System.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341695

So, no not ripped off,
     I've rolled the dice on bigger
purchases then that....

Score: 0          

Haiku #341696

I have read it is
     reinforced and not rifled
though, which is bizarre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341697

FIGHT ME! You know why
     there are close to no wait times
in the USA?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341698

Honestly, she could
     do a clothing or food drive
VERY easily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341699

I live in New York
     City, what is this "not sold
out" that you speak of?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341700

Nothing fantastic
     like the early seasons, but
still enjoyable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341701

The only problem
     is that every company
has their own updates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341702

He won't gain many
     swing or undecideds from
last night's performance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341703

I have much more fun
     with almost every game mode
now than I did then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341704

To the Moon, enough
     to make a grown man cry Feed
is animal food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341705

this is true but what
     does it have to do with me
not being salty?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341706

[deleted] This guy
     was born to let NPR
tell him how to think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340439

Is the connection
     problem only affecting
you, or everyone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341847

It's not a simple
     difference of opinion on
one topic. Okay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341848

I get a week here
     and there of lucidity
that is just heaven!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341849

Sorry, hate to be
     that person, but my workload
is stressing me out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341850

I feel like trump has
     been playing the ultimate
strategic game here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341851

The only thing on
     there is still watch is Pardon
the Interruption.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341852

Baby!!! Where are U!?
     I've already got a game
on Saturday nights.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341853

Comfort? Who wakes up
     just to stand up out of bed
quickly in their clothes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341854

Will design primers
     and probe based off your input
sequence of interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341855

It's been hyped so much
     that it will never live up
to it. I've done this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341856

I have them planned out
     for all my builds that depend
on status ailments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341857

People were actually
     NICE there, in general and not
just about parking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341858

Lean more towards "chill out",
     but still listen to classic
rock, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341859

I need the bench spot
     since Minnesota's D is
on a bye next week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341860

Besides that, there has
     only been small fluff pieces
released here and there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341861

you really need more
     display space and it's unclear
if that's feasible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341862

My only comment
     is that I don't feel you need
the red coins at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341863

Have a walk among
     the red trees, maybe visit
the mountain again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341864

The way she tells you
     (TELLS YOU! There are several things
wrong with this! Count them!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341865

Rod is very good
     but you usually don't want
more than one per game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341866

[removed] [deleted]
     Actually, I was referring
to the article.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341867

He's now Red Shirt Guy
     It's not... It's not anything
that you think it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341868

Even the best (see:
     Brady, Tom) struggle under
consistent pressure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341869

Wow I'm blown away
     at the amount of people
downplaying this tool...

Score: 0          

Haiku #341870

Now there is a niche
     for wireless internet is
rural areas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341871

No one is doing
     "advanced econometrics"
out of undergrad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341872

In general, your vote
     doesn't matter unless you
are in a swing state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341873

Just saying the proof
     I want has been destroyed is
not an argument.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341874

I encourage you
     to read the letter if you
haven't already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341875

Everyone has their
     hands in the air? Put em up!
Everyone's clapping?

Score: 0          

Haiku #341876

Yes, there are plenty
     that I want that I don't have.
But they're still just toys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341877

I really don't think
     I can afford to travel
interstate for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341878

Eight years is a long
     time, but it isn't as long
as you'd imagine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341879

Yea I understand
     what you're saying. Good luck now!
I don't believe so.

Score: 0          


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