Reddit Haikus

Edit: please answer
     my other question as well.
You can't control that!

Maybe I'm wrong, but
     I'm getting a similar
feeling to Solstice.

That doesn't help you
     maybe, but I thought it was
pretty exciting.

I wish that guy would
     stop pulling that stupid face
in all the photos....

Crossing fingers I'm
     one of them if I ever
do have kids one day!

When the other team
     sees you as a threat, say you
have a large bounty.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

When I was working
     in the 90s I pulled down $12/h
for office temp work.

Capitalism
     is dying, I'm just sad I'm
caught in the vortex.

If he were ditching
     you for male friends all the time,
you'd feel the same way.

And I can tell you,
     what was true with your cats is
not true for all cats.

With an attitude
     like that, best of luck finding
any solution.

(Guy taking photo
     takes basket of phones) Sorry
for the late reply.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Since the gearbox makes
     the large [wheel] turn, an opposite
reaction happens.

"You're gonna give up
     on being a magician
and get a real job.

The tail is above
     one whole hook shank long, maybe
looks a little long?

Send her to prison
     for expressing a mainstream
political view?

I have bought from them
     many times in the last two
months with no problems.

I don't think I could
     ever bring myself to wear
those pants, however.

What strikes me as most
     odd is many incidents
aware repeating.

This is just silly.
     Your skin looks so healthy now.
You look amazing.

I'm sure she's *not* but
     I really would like to hear
Clarke's thoughts on all this.

That bear also didn't
     kill her outright, it just fed
on her for a while.

If you're planning on
     tanking, drowned set is the way
to go for the heal.

They thought "gravitas"
     was some kind of weird foreign
food so they banned it.

He is not the most
     overpowered character
in the game either.

had to read a few
     out of curiosity.
I wish I hadn't.

Access to funds is
     more important, which is what
homeless people lack.

Would love a follow
     up when it's all completed.
Public library!

Next time you fuck, lick
     your finger and stick it up
their nose. Not really.

The two mags that don't
     clip in push up quite a bit
on the hop unit!

I didn't realize how
     bad it was until doing
some research just now.

I pretty much just
     copied the route from a world
record video.

I thought it was French
     for 'the beef' Mine always comes
in on Thursdays too.

If it feels better.
     Yes, read it that way, you'll get
out of it saner.

Because if we're just
     getting a tax, and that's it,
well, that's not enough.

I would like to point
     out that his rear foot always
pivots on the heel.

Unfortunately
     this will tend to be very
market specific.

and later heckled
     Bill while he was discussing
NAFTA ("Build a wall!").

If Sandy had hit
     Florida, most people would
have just shrugged it off.

Problem with that is
     I have no idea how
to extract them. Thanks.

One of the species
     also managed to create
AI along the way.

It would be super
     cool to get on a late night
train and box the cart.

It's the only way
     that they'll learn to not be bad
people anymore!

I don't know if you
     noticed but we've very much
improved seam coverage.

Keyword is "Heavy."
     If you didn't get smashed you should
be totally fine.

If you lost it while
     riding, is the one pictured
from the opposite side?

I'm genuinely
     curious why you don't think
this is possible.

OH and when they get
     mad at me for not knowing
the color. The heck?

PM me if you
     need anything, or just need
someone to talk to.

Good to think about.
     Now to figure out which will
be worthwhile later...

OK vendor if
     you have no other options,
not reliable.

I love this comment.
     I think I am a better
mom because I work.

Leveling is not too
     quick a process. How about:
Conquered First Nations.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

And stop believing
     that the vehicle matters
more than the player.

With Spencer, I feel
     like her apologies were
not sincere at all.

I am quite sure you
     deserve all the good that comes
with it. no hoyer?

As of right now, nope.
     But standard of living has
gone up, hasn't it?

Truth. Don't even get
     started on what could happen
to them at the school.

We must protect each
     other not the citizens
we're paid to do so.

(Until I can get
     back to Europe, Australia,
and Asia I guess.

Red head in traffic
     accident turns out to be
very important.

Even if that's not
     the final name, the thing has
got to have edges.

You cannot conduct
     your Battle Phase the turn you
activate this card.

hey you triggered short
     guys it's probably a joke What
happened to your shoes?

I doubt you can make
     3+mil in the meantime to make
up for the lost time.

False analogy,
     and a particularly
stupid one at that.

Skip the pasta, rice,
     and potatoes until you
know what you're doing.

Nasa is doing
     their best to confront global
warming, but guess what?

Although they are quite
     distinct, they are comparable,
where they overlap.

That lid aspect is
     what can differentiate
some competitors.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

I think in the long
     run you will find be thankful
on this decision.

Cooper has me more
     worried than Hopkins or Diggs
in my opinion.

Like do a Chinese
     accent once, then a German
accent after that.

Just make some money.
     That is a good way to look
at it! Colors used.

If it's anything
     like programming, looking stuff
up will never stop.

Like everybody
     else said, sure sounds like your mom
is a narcissist.

You're never going
     to have the relationship
you want with your mom.

Players in the past
     would go in and out and seemed
one dimensional.

I was baffled, said
     yes, anything to help me
deliver this kid.

Cute and colorful,
     but not without a few more
exciting moments.

If you think the bad
     is overtaking the good,
then take longer breaks.

I ran all different
     routes using it for the year
I lived downtown. Yeah.

If you wouldn't mind,
     could you send me a message
when yours gets resolved?

And since your given
     credits they saved me money
by allowing this!

And let's wait until
     Dak has to face a top team.
Hillary Clinton.

If people don't want
     to read negative comments,
there's the door. Amen.

Even if it means
     sabotaging other games
that 2k publishes.

She did everything
     she could for us but things were
going downhill fast.

It truly saved me
     from a dark and lonely path
thru my teenage years.

I thought people just
     were born there and sucked it up
the rest of their life.

America is
     absolutely full of stop
signs, they're everywhere.

Yet Italy will
     probably find a way to win
You would be surprised.

Some of them may be
     big enough to crush under
their own mass too, though.

Do you know you're still
     going to be "safe" despite
everything you try?

I actually like Jim's
     stuff and was surprised he said
that in his review.

I feel like I should
     give it to someone who's been
farming for days now.

This is a really
     basic level of knowledge
he's failing to meet.

Like is that really
     something people do to flirt
with girls? That's awesome!

Not really looking
     for super hero stuff, but
would be fine with it.

I had a pretty
     introspective talk with six
people at a time.

I'll take the money.
     The recordings would be more
damning than helpful.

Customer support
     gave me a run around on
the issue sadly.

Does everyone you
     meet despise you after you
speak for the first time?

If a see a nice
     beard, I think *I wanna sit
on his fucking face*.

This is really cool!
     Would you guys check out my new
original song?

He's clearly a mix
     and could be a multiple
generation mix.

Also, that ending.
     I'm not going to spoil it,
but, wow, just plain slay.

Well, the difference is
     that Iraq didn't have any
nukes to counter us.

Edit: what changes
     have we made to make you feel
safe going forward.

You bringing them is
     cool and all, but doesn't take
away from my point.

Our dog's behavior
     improved drastically after
we started with them.

And I was lucky
     to find a dragon altar
where you could get close.

Black has much better
     removal options than scour.
Keep hanging in there.

I have never been
     happier at a haunted
house than that moment.

I'm going to hold
     out as much hope as I can
muster for Litten.

Otherwise, maybe
     your drill ironically has
too much ground contact.

If you are picking
     the cream of the crop, I am
inclined to agree.

Those aren't baby wipes.
     Those are man wipes. And that's not
diet Dr Pepper.

not too long ago,
     i was out of town and came
home to a voicemail.

Truthfully, I don't
     have any critique for this,
other than well done!

Pretty bummed. I just
     commented this same movie
before I saw this!

One country declared
     outright war, and one funded
the opposing side.

**Fat Hypertrophy**
     You might get slightly larger
wrists by adding fat.

This could be the year.
     You data people sure make
some impressive texts!

Because what you are
     saying is totally not
making any sense.

If the professor
     has a structure he wants you
to follow, do that.

and let's be honest,
     it's usually not "parents",
it's a single mom.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

When you say it timed
     out and disappeared, did you
mean it ran away?

If that's what you read,
     then that's how you think the world
is gonna be like.

Every year I would
     get excited for what would
be, for what could be.

Sure, but where? I think
     maybe my comment gave off
the wrong impression.

I'm glad English is
     my first language, I'd never
pass a class on it.

Also, I don't care
     whether or not you believe
the army's statement.

I hope that happens
     but I feel it is probably
just wishful thinking.

There will be other
     "trumps" down the line. What color
are your lightning wheels?

Radical Islam
     is the most palpable threat
in our day and age.

-Quote from Mein Kampf So,
     shouldn't the original
Wells be alive now?

A turnover shot
     doesn't necessarily
start on an anny.

I don't seem to find
     any It didn't mean extra
anything really.

If I had to pick
     Wentz or Prescott for the next
ten years, I'd take Wentz.

that looks totally
     like Lee and not much at all
like Sally's husband.

Would not touch. we didn't
     have a right to fuck it up
*for* them though. "Um... nope."

It is subjective
     though to your political
and social beliefs.

Instead, his guys play
     pissed off and their emotions
got the best of them.

I'm not saying these
     are *good* reasons, but they both
focus on function.

As long as they are
     kept dry then an overnight
switch is no problem.

I might be wrong but
     I don't think there is a joke
in Bennett's comment.

This is soo my ex.
     But don't worry. You'll be fine.
Just like I am now.

That being said, I'd
     have to see exactly what
your setup would be.

If I believed you
     in previous posts, it would
be several hundred.

Property tax is
     pretty high, we have meals tax
and a hotel tax.

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

I mean, literally
     longer than many posters
here have been alive.

If he wants dumb laws
     I want someone else making
decisions for us.

fuck her This must've
     been what they initially
intended, surely.

I'm sure I can go
     to mesa just for the free
tutors after school.

You'd have decreasing
     gravity the further up
the ship you got though.

I think we are forced
     to play Smith the whole season,
unless he gets hurt.

Also I feel like
     those last few messages were
some real projection.

It did far more harm
     for Roman than it did good.
Tacky. Not trashy.

You wait. In a few
     days you'll be like the Comic
Book Guy with Stan Lee.

This means more people
     were likely to suffer if
he didn't change things back.

"nope" "counter raid, get
     ready" those were some shitty
raiders in that case.

My uncle is NU
     branch leader, I know my NU
thank you very much...

The OS is just as,
     if not more, important than
the specs. No problems.

But it's literally
     all everyone's benefits
talking about since.

I'm not interested
     in a country going back
in that direction.

They're definitely
     hardback seats, but I can't say
I've ever read one.

I mostly listened
     to the audio without
the video up.

It would be lying
     to say one side wasn't far,
far more disruptive.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

It was pretty good,
     but it was a little too
spicy for my taste.

You should calibrate
     your TV though, mine looked washed
out initially.

Il try it and give
     you an update if we need
more info from you!

I had this exact
     same issue on my Nexus
5x for a few days.

If "boosting our ruck
     stocks" is getting Tim English
i'm ok with it.

It's the ones who choose
     to remain ignorant who
deserve it. Thanks man!

Like these people, oh
     no wait, 'these criminals' are
somehow subhuman.

If the audience
     is the US electorate, then
sadly, that's correct.

Be strong, warrior on.
     This is the only correct
response in this thread.

I never really
     think about the fact that it's
just a Philly thing.

It's a football game,
     not a band competition.
Let there be football.

It was more a poke
     at the fact that we've never
agreed on something.

A Prophet You can
     make asphalt out of pig poo
now, apparently.

M5 was pretty much
     known and loved from their first big
tournament onwards.

It is and there are,
     but there's a massive problem
with them currently.

[citation needed]
     she must think she's Rachel Lee
Cook from She's All That.

Typical "if you
     have nothing to hide" bullshit.
Are you fucking dumb?

I love mine, even
     though i lost the quality
control lottery.

That is the Truth, but
     don't kid yourself, that money
comes from the horse race.

I just expected
     to show up on CBS
later in the year.

It's going to be
     really annoying and hard
to teach new players.

[It turns out that no
     reasonable voting system
can satisfy it.

That's probably going
     to be my biggest challenge
in writing this one.

Did anybody
     else just jump back from their desk?
Asking for a friend.

Which happens. I don't
     listen to SPY any more,
despite loving it.