Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #337643

Great read. It sure looks
     like this is his last season
with us. Good offer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337644

Getting sex now, great
     sex, and a lot of it is
very important.

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Haiku #337645

My ex whom I loved
     very much cheated me one
week before marriage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337646

So simple and yet
     so profoundly powerful.
Thank you for sharing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337647

Banff looks beautiful!
     That's definitely going
on our maybe list.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337648

It's one of those jobs
     that really sucks for the first
few years. You'll hate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337649

[deleted] That car
     is an absolute monster.
I want it so bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337650

I suppose I was
     really not sure how to deal
with a weird brag post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337651

Penis is fine now
     though it just puffs up when there's
tugging on the string.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337652

It is a simple
     concept and one we have used
for hundreds of years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337653

You go to sick call
     to have them start the process
all over again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337654

He'll backpedal on
     this if any local press
calls him out on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337655

Personally, I don't
     find it engaging as much
as it used to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337656

Pretty crazy if
     that is true Not letting me
add to Cart... Sold out?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337657

Did you finally
     find out who stole the cookies
from the cookie jar?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337658

I know, there's a hole
     in the side so it cant be
fully waterproof.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305228

So what do you think,
     now that you at least slightly
know me? Oh, I know!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337659

How do you suggest
     getting around this since you're
in the industry?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337660

I gave up because
     there's was too much back an forth
within each sentence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337662

The demand is big
     and getting bigger as all
the old guys retire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337663

You forgot to add
     the blackness multiplier.
One is on the side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337664

I just wish there was
     more material you had
to review per day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337665

Your strength inspires me,
     thank you x Demar They did.
Check the announcements.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337666

I pray that one day
     you also experience
this power. God bless!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337667

Fujian black can
     be extremely good as can
Sun Moon Lake black tea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337668

Thanks so much again
     everyone, I very much
appreciate it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337669

It would make a whole
     new meta but I could see
potential problems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337670

Check out the Nexus
     line, it's the only Android
worth getting imo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337671

Their job is to drive
     you to where you want to go
and leave it at that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337672

It does not really
     affect the flavor that much,
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337673

After you unlock
     Royal Guard, you can challenge
the Tower again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337674

I guess it's simply
     because they are more focused
on producing phones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337675

I don't have any
     friends where I live so I don't
go out to parties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337676

Good to know, thank you!
     Yes, this is the video
I was thinking of!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337677

throw that hail mary.
     she probably won't reply, but
hey, maybe she will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337678

They're all *authentic*,
     it's a matter of how you
want to pursue it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337679

And the toilet is
     turned into a water bowl.
Cats are such a joy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337680

Which if it's true *is*
     probable cause, but how do
you show it was true?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337681

That sounds fake as fuck
     Dang, I was really hoping
to grab a spare 'chomp.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337682

You'll both lose. Good luck
     Dad. a good range is really
whatever you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337683

Milan is giant.
     Make sure to get day passes
for the train system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337684

That's exactly what
     I was thinking. Like, what do
you get out of this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337685

You get to control
     how your community will
grow in that market.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337686

Truer words. So is
     there actual message data
in this recording?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337687

There are better ways
     to spend your time on then not
enjoying something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337688

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337689

I just ran my first
     5K this morning, all fasted
and all strict keto.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337690

She indirectly
     shouts at him for stuff he did
by shouting at me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337831

We started talking
     on the mic, I was saying
that I was friendly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337832

I honestly don't
     understand this, and I've seen
such remarks before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337833

If courier could
     use items, it too would be
able to jungle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337834

This sounds interesting.
     I'm curious to know how
to get into this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337835

I'm sorry it went
     down like that, but good on you
for standing your ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337836

When you are a child,
     you quickly make connections
based on random things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337837

I mean yeah it looks
     cool and efficient but why
not clear the floor first?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337838

Thanks tho! I don't scream
     at people offering me help.
I try and listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337839

Toronto as well
     and no goddam tracking yet...
Please, can you add me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337840

According to her,
     she said he looked like a dead
man walking around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337841

Is the new or used?
     When does it get hot, what are
you doing with it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337842

What do other big
     demanding industries use?
Most definitely!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337843

If you tear a leaf
     does it have a motor oil
or bell pepper smell?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337845

I'll remember that!
     [removed] I know it's bullshit
and I knew it then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337846

Don't you know, people
     go to college first, and then
go "Fuck" afterwards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337847

Enjoy your new job!
     Your smoothest lips may feel good
for the cock you blow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337848

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337849

They did, however,
     burn through stock price matching our
store weeks previous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337850

I bet there's porn on
     this What about the railway
rifle from fallout?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337851

Good. I'd hate to spend
     the time and money and just
end up frustrated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337852

This is only if
     you are a permanent tech
at a hospital.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337853

We all need the win,
     and supporters of every
stripe are welcome here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337854

And to be honest,
     with whiskey I'm more concerned
with added flavor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337855

By "people", he means
     "the states", which is pretty much
the same thing, right? Right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337856

No, seriously,
     there is money to be made
there in all aspects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337857

Seriously, sex
     work is actual work and can
be quite lucrative.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337858

It's funny because
     I actually happen to read
and write arabic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337859

You are only free
     to do anything after
you've lost everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337860

What are your thoughts on
     Tyrell Williams or Travis
Benjamin for flex?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337861

You should quick ascend
     so it doesn't need as long
to do your first run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337862

Whoever said you
     can't argue with stupid was
absolutely right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337863

I can imagine
     death glares as each tries to eat
more than the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337864

They will be cheaper
     than cops and expendable
if they get shot at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337865

People are allowed
     to come and go as they please
to other planets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337866

Have I gone crazy?
     [removed] I was saying NOT
the flying model.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337867

And if you do share
     some of these you'll make people
smile and it feels good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337868

Elect Hillary
     Clinton It's definitely
not a city thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337869

I definitely
     felt Seattle to be more
diverse overall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337870

I started lifting
     because I saw thad castle
on blue mountain state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337871

I wish the dust lanes
     were that distinct where I live!
I felt a hatred...

Score: 0          

Haiku #337872

Thanks man.. The freshmen
     class at my school look like they're
6th graders. Ah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337875

Actually it was changed
     by Matthew Guy when he was
planning Minister.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337876

he starts fights off wrong,
     and sometimes even messes
up his own combo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337877

Hell, maybe I'm just
     that out of touch and this is
what gaming is now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337879

They should have let you
     file theft and vandalism
charges in the least.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337880

Or call me when you
     wake up lol, we can
help each other out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337882

Obesity is
     the cause of the most common
killer, heart disease.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337883

I think this really
     may be the best opening
week at worlds ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337884

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337885

There are people who
     are just uninformed, and there
are people like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337886

To keep your mouth shut?
     I would say shave the mustache
but keep the chin hair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337887

If affair dude is
     such a great friend and person,
why not be with him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337888

we are who we are.
     we don't get any brownie
points for being here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337890

Irish." The program
     raises funds for the Children's
Miracle Network.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337891

But these donuts are
     going in the trash before
his guests get any.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337892

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337893

You are the reason
     people hate feminism.
Congratulations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337894

After we broke up
     he dropped out of his freshman
biology class.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337895

[removed] The Texas
     Republic! Ha. This must be
after succession.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337896

You'll want to see if
     the ping times differ for each
hop the previous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337897

After which you're good
     for another hour or so.
And trust me it works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337898

[deleted] I was
     able to solve the issue
but thanks for the help!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337899

I started liking
     Eric Andre when I watched
Man Seeking Woman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337900

I'm managing his
     health as best I can along
with my two year old.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337901

new age dad Couldn't
     believe my childhood hero
was a bad guy now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337902

Im in Ohio.
     Am i too late to be called
for an interview?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337903

Even if you aren't
     old enough to drive alone,
that's a good first step.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337976

[deleted] You mean
     Colombia? Turkey legs!
Great keto option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337977

News channels exist
     to make money it's really
as simple as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337978

How do they adjust
     to being part of a more
modern galaxy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337979

Hard to focus on
     my work all day when the games
were so good. What lies?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337980

You were expected
     to marry at a certain
age etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337981

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337982

But it would be weird
     to try and bring a girl home
with parents around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337983

I also believe
     that when you buy a gun, you
have to think a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337984

My Dragon Shaman
     has been countering other
shamans pretty hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337985

I've been a brunette
     my entire life, I want
something exciting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337986

They have burned me too
     often in the past for me
to give them money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337987

From what I've seen Graham
     has grown in his blocking &
chemistry with Russ.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337988

The bloody Monash
     has more turns in it that Great
Ocean Road in game!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337989

Nor is it a force.
     But that's the historical
name, so whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337990

What would be the best
     deck to counter those hunters
in the lower ranks?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337991

I'm up on my feet
     most of the day, so I can
be rough on a shoe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337992

Honestly as far
     as NES games go, I prefer
the Mega Man games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337993

This helps to make skills
     more viable at low skill
power, which is good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337994

There should be a one
     transaction at a time rule.
Appreciate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337995

You do have a point.
     And it's also a, "to each
their own" sort of thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337996

I'm comfortable
     saying that those who enslave
stop being people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337997

Otherwise, your shell
     is too weak to cut the top
half without cracking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337998

And a lot of times
     right when I get home from work
I'll just go to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337999

Only have garbage
     blacks out here so I always
keep some spray handy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338000

Yeah, I assure you
     posting about it is not
what will get it banned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338001

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338002

There's literally just
     billboards with faces on them
around Hamilton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338003

Nobody is spied
     on or killed for saying mean
things about Castro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338004

Please correct me if
     my concept of a Nation
is inaccurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338005

There's one event where
     you attempt to knock other
cars off the platform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338006

As Bernie Sanders
     put it, this is the reason
people are upset.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338007

That same trip someone
     sneezed quite loudly, to which he's
yelled "BLESS YOU!" as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338008

As a manager
     you already catch enough
flak when things go wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338009

maybe I'm missing
     something or its part of some
feature I don't use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338010

I am currently
     experiencing issues
with my controller.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338011

My friend actually did
     this (on purpose) at our high
school graduation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338012

He was one of those
     guys you could convince to do
almost anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338013

[deleted] I don't
     really see how you're coming
to this conclusion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338014

Can you make Happy
     Birthday sound like Bach wrote it?
How about Mozart?

Score: 0          

Haiku #338015

What version is this?
     Oh please god no!! It's the dress
all over again!

Score: 0          

Haiku #338016

Arguing against
     that is just playing along
with the distraction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338017

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338018

Like, marching against
     the war in Iraq didn't stop
the war in Iraq.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338019

I'd love to hear if
     you like any of their songs
in the future, too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #338020

If things go south though,
     make sure you tool up before
you get outta here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338021

Yeah, no. If you get
     more prisoners you can open
another prison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338022

I didn't even know
     the dude had a gorilla
suit on or that shirt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338023

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338024

Not my fault you had
     no money to buy imports.
you don't want to know....

Score: 0          

Haiku #338025

Thus you'll end going
     to the nether anyway
Trump said he was great!

Score: 0          

Haiku #338026

I mean that I can
     more easily gap close her
if she goes forward.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338027

Panic attacks all
     the time, couldn't leave the house
without feeling sick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338028

This is easily,
     hands down, my favorite piece I've
ever seen on here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338029

I think that sometimes
     people just won't get along
and you can't change that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338030

It's good, usually
     wakes me up at the right time
when I'm in light sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338031

Not embarrassing,
     but stupid and it annoys
the hell out of me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338032

In their supports it's
     actually *less* romantically
charged by all accounts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338033

a russian never
     brakes first, a few weeks later
Sebastian told us...

Score: 0          

Haiku #338034

If it hits I think
     Doomsday stays dead and Gil has
great reaction time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338035

And what was inside*
     "Like I would have a future.
And I'll drop the act.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338036

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338037

I wouldn't worry
     too much about a single
cat with good owners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338038

I would have voted
     for Bernie and will now be
voting for Johnson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338039

He is still trucking
     along with his little limp
and a furry tail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338040

AND if we assume
     that yes black people commit
more crimes, why is that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #338041

Protecting herself
     and alerting her parents
is the best course here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338042

I just pray she'll keep
     to the platform and not fuck
over the voters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338043

Either his daughter
     or his body guard direct
every move he makes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338044

You have no excuse
     not to learn proper English
like everyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338186

Glad I rent the place,
     not own, or I'd be paying
for a replacement.

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Haiku #338187

what they usually
     say is the CC price is
the regular price.

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Haiku #338188

The dress actually is
     black and blue though, so your eyes
were already tricked.

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Haiku #338189

I have yet to hear
     anyone say anything
real bad about them.

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Haiku #338190

The capitalist
     cannot pay workers the true
value of their work.

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Haiku #338191

How do you do that?
     Also by replacing stuff?
And how is this done?

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Haiku #338192

I'm unfamiliar
     with Vikings, so I can't speak
to that. And Clarke... eh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338193

I would hardly call
     one hookup "exclusively
sleeping with women".

Score: 0          

Haiku #338194

Fits hand perfectly,
     the pictures make it look huge
but it is still small.

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Haiku #338195

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338196

Maybe, just maybe,
     it's not as simple and straight
forward as you think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338197

[deleted] People
     on 4chan should not be aloud
to be around kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338198

Kind of like Walking
     with Dinosaurs but a LOT
more speculative.

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Haiku #338199

Does it vent under
     the train, or are some people
slowly frying up?

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Haiku #338200

It's very easy
     to get around especially
when you have the rail.

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Haiku #338201

Having safe sex is
     more work then teachers in sexed
will have you believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338202

Well, the asian way,
     my sister use to bit her
finger, ALL THE TIME.

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