Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #337158

The pay starting out
     varies widely, depending
on the company.

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Haiku #337159

Exactly, so you
     don't have to be good to know
elixir levels.

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Haiku #337160

WOW I want to see
     the stats on this, it would be
really interesting.

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Haiku #337161

If you can go out
     within the next month, it should
still be feasible.

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Haiku #337162

The people that are
     still there are the ones who could
not afford to leave.

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Haiku #337163

They do not even
     get the hint when I begin
to ward by myself.

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Haiku #337165

I will PM you
     if I have any issues
with the new update.

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Haiku #337166

I'm gonna end up
     working in a lumberyard
the rest of my life.

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Haiku #337167

All in all, I am
     very satisfied with it,
but it's getting old.

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Haiku #337168

There isn't any,
     for anyone, behind what
you impose yourself.

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Haiku #337169

I've never seen them
     live and they're my favorite band.
[deleted] For real.

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Haiku #337170

I also know I'm
     Vitamin D deficient
so I take that too.

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Haiku #337171

If Trump somehow wins
     in a landslide, it'll be Nate
who gets the last laugh.

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Haiku #337172

I mean, this is just
     simple stuff he's messing up.
It's unreal, actually.

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Haiku #337173

One less thing to go
     wrong on the probe and less weight
and complexity.

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Haiku #337174

When you get a chance,
     please feel free to message me
your order number.

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Haiku #337175

Yes. Im conflicted.
     Im a man. I am no rape
threat to anyone.

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Haiku #337176

Can you imagine
     what a year of protests did
to the costs of S21?

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Haiku #337177

I was just about
     to basically work that all
out when I saw this.

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Haiku #304733

[removed] A quote from
     Democratic president,
Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Haiku #337178

But imitation
     doesn't equal humor (see
Frank Caliendo).

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Haiku #337179

Now, what I really
     want to know is where you find
small bottles of that!.

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Haiku #337180

Nothing past that though.
     I played a pretty decent
amount of bit trip.

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Haiku #337181

I just want to be
     able to kill civilians
in AC again.

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Haiku #337182

Because this isn't
     largely considered natural
in first world countries.

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Haiku #337183

Different rock, texture,
     and plant types are placed based on
the planet biome.

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Haiku #337184

Your post's flair can be
     switched to 'Items Sold' once all
items are purchased.

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Haiku #337185

Probably not. Will there
     be consequences for not
meeting a deadline?

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Haiku #337186

Also, flat armor
     pen is pretty good against
immobile carries.

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Haiku #337187

Congratulations,
     you did what any 4th
grader could have done.

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Haiku #337188

Stop posting these weird
     riddles that only somewhat
pass for ideas.

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Haiku #337189

Anything he says
     about them will just draw more
attention to them.

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Haiku #337190

Just has me worried
     you know He won't even come
close to the majors.

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Haiku #337191

Also keep in mind
     that you don't have to play each
chord as a block chord.

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Haiku #337192

most of their movies
     have world ending third acts or
pretty close to it.

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Haiku #337193

Pros will sometimes run
     with one tank, but they never
run with one healer.

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Haiku #337194

It's worse. Thankfully,
     I have not paid any real
money for this game.

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Haiku #337195

Good. Go with your friends.
     Cancelling your plans like this will
just breed resentment.

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Haiku #337196

I don't really want
     to get involved, but I do
want to defend op.

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Haiku #337198

It says so right here.
     It says those were only... Tests...
For the real movie.

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Haiku #337199

My dreams are often
     so mundane I confuse them
for reality.

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Haiku #337272

I can't bring myself
     to vote for any of them.
What is he hiding!?

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Haiku #337273

Are there thing you are
     looking into to get more
players interested?

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Haiku #337274

Your narrative was
     strong, as was your editing.
I second your strengths.

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Haiku #337275

For the same reason
     people are "forced" into jail
when they break the law!

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Haiku #337276

Or should I simply
     start a new calculation
for each? Texas here.

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Haiku #337277

Not like we didn't see
     this coming. It's the Leeds way.
Play well, get injured.

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Haiku #337278

How are you supposed
     to place once you are the last
one that hasn't placed?

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Haiku #337279

The films I mentioned
     are Korean directions, by
the way. Lose some weight.

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Haiku #337280

Maybe they got sent
     out to people who had played
on Korean servers?

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Haiku #337281

Not sure about me
     joining in, Though that would be
simply amazing!

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Haiku #337282

Sure, you can have fun
     with it, but you must see why
people are upset.

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Haiku #337283

You can't just say "try
     to relax more", that's not how
any of this works.

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Haiku #335887

If you think you can
     do any better, then by
all means, go ahead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337284

[removed] ...but I don't
     want our data in the cloud...
This is a cool build!

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Haiku #337285

I don't think his huge
     booster seat deal would jive too
well with the Porsche seats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337286

If that's his only
     support, he's not winning shit
on election day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337287

Nowadays you're more
     likely to see a squash match
than anything else.

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Haiku #337288

If your bench goes up,
     your chest has probably grown by
some finite amount.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337289

I used to play PAD
     daily, their maintenance rewards
were pretty legit.

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Haiku #337290

Spending Skill measures
     exactly and only that,
your skill at spending.

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Haiku #337291

Now try and maintain
     that while working on other
aspects of your game.

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Haiku #337292

they actually create
     funny bits out of every
new item they have.

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Haiku #337293

lol Played CoD
     and found out that my mom was
cheating on my dad.

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Haiku #337294

I was hoping you
     could elaborate a little
further on one point.

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Haiku #337295

The circle jerk was
     getting strong had to stick up
for my water bier.

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Haiku #337296

I'm a man and I've
     had bad gas and discomfort
for a couple weeks.

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Haiku #337297

It's the recession
     proof industry which mostly
runs in licensure.

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Haiku #337298

Does anybody
     really believe Oswald was
the killer? WHAT CHILD?!

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Haiku #337300

God damn it. So, sent
     to observe, the way you would
expect, no problem.

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Haiku #337301

I initially
     thought you meant your grandmother
was hit by a car!!

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Haiku #337302

I know what it stands
     for but I didn't know what you
were referring to.

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Haiku #337303

Exactly, right when
     she walks down those couple steps
after the debate.

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Haiku #337304

Finally someone
     used "escalation framework"
and it all makes sense!

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Haiku #337305

Literally no one
     on this year's lineup you can't
catch anywhere else.

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Haiku #337306

When each new monarch
     comes in to power they pledge
their lands to the state.

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Haiku #337307

He's just a guy who
     went to school and got a job
in the industry.

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Haiku #337308

Thank you for making
     the job market EASIER
for people like me.

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Haiku #337309

While also telling
     the religious reich that he'll
get it overturned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337310

I don't understand
     why Silicon Valley jobs
are so sought after.

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Haiku #337311

Something relating
     to the bomb incident last
week, or something else?

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Haiku #337312

I would bring those out
     at the same time when I worked
the floor selling shoes.

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Haiku #337313

Definitely look
     into it if you're looking
at colleges now!

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Haiku #304877

The film is also
     recommended by the War
Nerd Gary Brecher.

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Haiku #337314

As I got closer
     to the end, I developed
really sore joints, too.

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Haiku #337315

and then when those two
     groups inevitably meet,
people get confused.

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Haiku #337316

A bad decision
     now is better than a good
decision never.

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Haiku #337317

I never thought I'd
     say this ever, but I wish
the Colts had Pryor.

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Haiku #337318

It's a lot more zen
     to shop for stuff (Furniture,
clothes, food) by yourself.

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Haiku #337319

Sorry you never
     got your stuff back, did someone
steal from you? Okay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337321

Given that, I'm not
     inclined to inquire too much
into this issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337322

You put their shitty,
     wrong color dog picture on
the fridge, not TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337323

He had already
     surrendered his weapons though
so no blood was split.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337324

You come to Charlotte
     and I promise you you can
get a gay lineup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337325

Just title this post
     "confirmation bias" Oh,
didn't read that passage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337326

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337327

How? They already
     to international trade
law arbitration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337328

Where are you located?
     Actually seems like a pretty
great rollercoaster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337329

She thinks it's cute or
     something, but I'm very self
conscious about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337330

Also the fumes from
     synthetic lint are going
to be pretty bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337331

He is so damn good.
     He is fast, and his shooting
is incredible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337332

He is fast, and his
     shooting is incredible.
Great positioning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337333

Next one is a town
     hall setting, better for real
questions on both sides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337334

That's so frustrating.
     you have to stomp so hard just
to equalizing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337335

I'm in the same place.
     My seizures usually come
with zero warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337336

Homeless to making
     75k a year only a few
years later. Good shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337337

I will add you when
     I am home from work if you
haven't added me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337338

The women also
     I think. It's like a band show.
The dudes bang on drums.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337339

Running a business
     and running a country are
very different things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337340

Understand your best
     interests may or may not be
what they're portraying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337482

Before I even
     found this sub I only cared
for Jimmy and Ant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337483

The fact that the case
     ever said multiplayer
is kind of crazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337484

The series of Love
     Live Sunshine! literally just
finished last weekend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337485

That area serves
     as a congregation point
to enter the path.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337486

So this plan really
     has no draw backs. [removed] Yes!
This is what I mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337487

Like a volcano.
     You don't fight them, you avoid
and overcome them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337488

It does require more
     time to stop etc.
"Is that what we ate?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337489

Oh, I know. We're used
     to taking shit for our sports
teams here in Philly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337490

Which, is the only
     thing I care for whenever
the next TakeOver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337491

Every time I go
     back to play some more, there's new
stuff to tinker with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337492

that was partially due
     to the editing software
scaling down the frame.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337493

The front panel lights
     turn on as well as a small
light on the heat sink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337494

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337495

But if they don't want
     to, you shouldn't lean on them,
push them, or force them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337496

We went through the ink
     at the shop and picked these out
What's the deal with that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337497

Plus we have people
     like you (which I'm not against,
you had a great guide!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337498

All in all, I think
     Nebraska will roll, but there
will be some dumb things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337499

Also to be fair
     the ending does show clear signs
that he has matured.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337500

"When?" "Last night. I woke
     up and you were standing there
going through my phone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337501

Was like damn, they must
     really think this is going
to be a big hit...

Score: 0          

Haiku #337502

Also I can't help
     but smile like an idiot
when I watch this scene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337503

And it's annoying.
     Even myself am annoyed
at myself sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337504

Basically silent
     (except for one post on their
website weeks ago).

Score: 0          

Haiku #337505

Was there an issue
     with discipline or practice
habits or something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337506

Maybe people can't
     fathom three people being
happy together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337507

I can't imagine
     why a man would want to sleep
with another man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337508

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337509

I am just worried
     on when we will hear if Charles
is playing or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337510

You're perfectly free
     to pay off your loan the day
after you sign it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337511

He will say and do
     anything not to end up
in there. Don't be fooled.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337512

Or, once you have more
     cards qualifying them by
power can help too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337513

They can't help themselves.
     Hunts and Wars is a very
powerful album.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337514

Maybe the person
     has something more important
to do too. Yep, ask!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337515

says _make you confront
     your inner state_ doesn't say
you're going to win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337516

[removed] So if you
     remarry someone else, do
your kids still exist?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337517

Thank you for taking
     the time to type it all out,
so much clearer now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337518

You'd be surprised how
     many people I have had
to explain this to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337519

The jewels can only
     be purchased once a day when
world's games are bring played.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337520

Okay let me know.
     Right? Kinda baffling Jazz v.
Bucks Finals confirmed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337521

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337522

Don't make any big
     or unusual purchases.
Third, see a lawyer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337523

Milk in their coffee?
     What a poser. Real coffee
drinkers take it black.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337524

This another one.
     Never going to make up
my mind at this rate!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337525

They just don't really
     care about stupid things like
"rank" when they are high.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337526

But each one is trying
     to control as much of their
market as they can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337527

[deleted] I'll ask
     now There are a lot of things
this ad doesn't do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337528

is a puppeteer
     behind everything even
though I'm probably wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337529

Exactly like that.
     yes This isn't actually on
the reservation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337530

I'm not crying I'm
     just sweating from my eyes cause
I'm killin this lift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337531

Same goes for lazer
     Can I see a list, maybe
with a short primer?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337532

But it's important
     to the rest of us, which is
why we oppose it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337533

I get nostalgic
     about the weird shit they put
on after 11pm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337535

This would probably be
     cheaper than having someone
sculpt the both of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337536

All you have to say
     is "I'm not racist" and you're
magically excused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337537

Half of the people
     here are Indians, just look
through their post history.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337538

Did you bolt the wall
     mount to those studs or are those
boards sturdy enough?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337539

This kills the zombie.
     Holy shit I never thought
id hear that again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337540

Naturally, people
     stopped referring to Finland
as a "Baltic State".

Score: 0          

Haiku #337541

Why not one before
     and start with one after (see
where it goes from there).

Score: 0          

Haiku #337542

It's much easier
     to eat enough calories
on keto, imo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337543

Evolve all of these,
     then switch to Sort by Number.
Then just off you go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337544

Fuck it, eat what you
     want that's my philosophy.
I agree partially.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337545

If the voters knew
     this shit about him it has
to sway some of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337546

Not sure if it's good
     or bad Is this what it's like
to be retarded?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337547

So what do you do?
     It depends on how you feel
about your girlfriend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337548

No, there was far more
     to the incident than that.
Please do your research.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337549

I really hope those
     people don't have employees
that work under them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337550

Pay no mind. That seems
     to be the new circle jerk
"insult" around here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337551

Cue the old saying,
     it's about the journey, not
the destination.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337622

I'd respect him less
     if he didn't walk beside me
because we're equals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337623

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337624

I still can see him
     get a good shot at the turret
ring or something though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337625

He was mine too, but
     I've not had a chance to play
yet, glad he's a beast!

Score: 0          

Haiku #337626

But it's pretty close,
     the main difference between them
and the mean is age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337627

Really? I always
     assumed Sakura Trick was
just yuri nonsense?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337628

Most people thought he'd
     be living rough somewhere near
the Afghan border.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337629

I'm in agreement
     that the over all sucks, But
you can sort players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337630

I want to see Sam
     and Dean road tripping, saving
people, hunting things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337631

We'd be better off
     with an ineffective POG
holding down a chair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337632

*edit: voice to text
     goof up yeah Ok I will
do it one more time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337633

Lol. Hey guys,
     really like your game so far.
Here is my question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337634

Now, as OP pointed
     out, in a union shop is
hard to get fired.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337635

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337636

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337637

Also null will show
     up when none of your if tests
resulted in TRUE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337638

God, I hope we can
     keep this up, and not collapse
again like last year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337639

The only person
     who needs to learn anything
is you mate clearly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337640

Question: how do you
     draw that nice white lettering
on a black background?

Score: 0          

Haiku #337641

My friend does stuff like
     this, but she has been having
bad luck sealing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337642

Bud, she's playing mind
     games on you, lot's of women
do it to 'get stuff'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337643

Great read. It sure looks
     like this is his last season
with us. Good offer.

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