Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #239341

If none of this sound
     like the problem do reply.
Yay, that's fantastic!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239342

I also don't keep
     my volume up but do feel
free to type to me!

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Haiku #239343

I have a bunch more
     but people usually don't
care to hear them all.

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Haiku #239345

The blood lab people
     will chat some but in general
are pretty busy.

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Haiku #239346

The investment can
     always be put towards the home.
I'll be your camp friend!

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Haiku #239347

I'm still not going
     to pick up someone else's
litter, just in case.

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Haiku #239348

Seattle, Denver,
     Carolina, and Dallas
all made the playoffs.

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Haiku #239349

It's also nicer
     than living in a country
where you have to work.

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Haiku #239350

He is the only
     one you could say was lesser
talent that we signed.

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Haiku #239351

But if they do.... Well....
     Then damn it Motorola!
Get it together!

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Haiku #239352

Personally, I can't
     wait for the proposal: OP:
Will you marry me?

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Haiku #239353

Panthers and Vikings
     warm up balls on the sideline
and get a warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239354

[deleted] So, yeah.
     You can say things are getting
pretty serious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239355

Yeah I was very
     hesitant at first, but well
worth it in the end.

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Haiku #239356

Yeah, I hope we'll get
     some really great Claudia
scenes in the future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239357

I love my parents
     and I have mixed feelings on
how to deal with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239358

it does sound "cooler"
     to say 5k a month, rather
than a few hundred.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239359

Like you get detached
     from the plot or forget some
parts of the story?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239360

It's "free" because you
     pay for it in the purchase
price of their hardware.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239361

That's what I said, good
     for fast food but nowhere near
the best. For fast food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239362

Give it a month or
     two before you start adding
in extra workouts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239363

If you think tipping
     is so wrong then don't fucking
go to a restaurant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239364

It had always been
     my goal to leave some kinda
legacy behind.

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Haiku #239435

The entire game
     from that point on felt as if
something was missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239436

I enjoyed having
     the attention I did from
being a cam girl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239437

I would... but Kaori.
     Dragons are neither male, nor
female, or can switch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239438

What if the fine print
     read that you are a moron.
Cool. I'll hop on now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239439

Its not good, because
     if it gets blown up you just
lost lots of good cards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239440

Are you telling me
     that the Amazon is not
indeed a desert?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239441

I really really
     wanted a chance to actually
fight him by the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239442

I think the "bullies
     need to make themselves feel good"
is unrealistic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239443

Uber prices are
     jacked up during the weekend.
Yes it does matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239444

You can choose. When you
     say you love this guy, how are
you defining love?

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Haiku #239445

Is it possible
     that your idea of love
is different than his?

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Haiku #239446

Also, in your OP,
     you said that some things were slow,
does that still happen?

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Haiku #239447

we have a problem
     with native women in these
positions as well.

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Haiku #239448

I kinda do, see
     one of my other comments
here it's a long list.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239449

I'm really liking
     bold rocks stuff, their Virginia
draft is really good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239450

Well gee thanks. Now it's
     gonna be stuck in my head
for days lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239451

Don't be that weird guy
     who doesn't do anything
except work. Make friends.

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Haiku #239452

Then one day I woke
     and I could just snap, both hands,
with all my fingers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239453

There are other builds
     but I can't think of them off
the top of my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239454

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239455

It's still disc only
     and that makes it a bad trade
for me Perfect, thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239456

Bastard champion....
     It what happens when you get
more and more users.

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Haiku #239457

A team that only
     has shields will soon find themselves
weary and fatigued.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239458

Hell, some great albums
     were made with just one person
recording themself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239459

All black except two
     brilliant white indicators
we are calling 'hands'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239461

John Kerry just said
     we'll lift sanctions if you sit
there and do nothing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239462

I had no problems.
     Everything was nice and smooth,
and no artifacts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239465

Every one of them
     is lovely and I get on
with them really well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239466

[Be honored, mortal.
     For her eyes are the last thing
you will ever see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239467

Ideally the best
     spot to smoke is at your own
home or in the woods.

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Haiku #239468

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239469

It was weird because
     his grandpa was the only
one in town that week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239470

So yeah they are all
     gradually going to get
sun all day outside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239472

I've been playing them
     all my life and I'm just now
getting good at them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239473

You say that as if
     you'd have time or energy
for hobbies like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239474

Wow thanks! I really
     hope you didn't buy these tickets
with your own money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239475

But no worse than you
     would have had with BT, you
just pay less for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239476

If you cleaned up "Beach
     Point Pleasant" I dunno how
I'd feel about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239478

Really dude? Alright,
     good luck finding anything
with that attitude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239479

Fingers crossed they just
     look funny last year, and yes
I know what you mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239480

Spoiler? [deleted]
     Super gorgeous! I'm a huge
fan of your booty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239481

Who knows if it'll work,
     but it's kind of what I'm trying
for myself right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239482

It's sort of creaky
     and produced generally by
lower power breath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239483

He growls, then prepares
     to drop in again, angry
and worried as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239484

Hey m8 you can't go
     around throwing out claims like
that without some proof.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239485

She doesn't think you
     can strain the fat out of full
fat milk in the shops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239486

Hopefully we can
     take notes from today and come
back stronger next week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239487

Great game overall,
     but probably their weakest game
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239488

Could you please add back
     i need a steel safari
to get metal coats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239490

So in conclusion.
     When your brain tries to talk you
out of it and stop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239491

You'll have to remove
     the fan art before i can
approve this. Sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239492

This can be very
     difficult if you're just out
in the wilderness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239493

That house of cards is
     falling fast with the middle
class disappearing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239494

I still don't get it...
     Hello, I have been traded
here from the Nationals!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239495

If the higher ups
     don't do their jobs, we will find
SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239496

When I stopped eating
     out my sodium levels
were a bit too low.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239497

Not that I know of,
     but I mean what else would you
expect from [this guy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239498

But these ragtag few
     don't pose much, if any threat
to the status quo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239499

Why is everyone
     in such a hurry to give
up on Patterson?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239500

The game is supposed
     to be something much different
on the bigger maps.

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Haiku #239501

I do my best not
     to associate myself
with people like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239502

I ran the command
     and the update instantly
started downloading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239503

Even if it looks
     odd when you first apply, just
go out and wear it.

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Haiku #239504

It's an animal
     Monty Python sketch. "Come here,
I'll bite your legs off!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #239505

Nope just annoyance.
     Lots and lots of annoyance
with a side of rage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239506

If she has a gun
     and he doesn't, the odds swing
more in her favor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239507

May I get a drink?"
     I held out my meager coin.
"This is all I have."

Score: 0          

Haiku #239508

Trading Sounds horrid.
     *That makes Steven smile as well*
Thanks, I'll check it out!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239580

Did the doctors say
     anything about that one
way or the other?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239581

I know the only
     reason they stayed together
was "for their children".

Score: 0          

Haiku #239582

There is no other
     character I hate playing
against more than Link.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239583

because it is male
     only, the game doesn't know
how to display it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239584

I've seen directors
     handle snafus gracefully.
Forget to post time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239585

As for my feelings
     on Brady, nope really can't
say they've changed at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239586

You don't have the right
     to get on other people's
ass over a game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239587

Yep, I feel the same
     about freshmen and sophomore
classes, quite general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239588

I'll see what I can
     do, hopefully it's enough.
i don't really know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239589

Would it have the same
     effect to just drink the lime
juice and then take it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239590

Penny stocks are just
     junk companies basically.
Thank you very much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239591

Be safe, and back off
     if attacking the tower
is unsafe. Nice try.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239592

And a combo game
     Please enlighten me, what am
I supposed to wear?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239593

Contact him, let him
     know that you are interested.
This isn't hard, girl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239596

That's right, I said it.
     Chicago dogs suck. both are
good in their own way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239597

You realize they DO
     exist and plenty have been
found etc?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239598

We were visiting
     from Michigan, so we were
prepared for the cold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239599

I wouldn't load more
     than I knew the supply could
handle however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239600

As soon as the drought
     is over, everybody
is wasting water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239601

I'm not trying to duck
     the question, I just wasn't
clear what you wanted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239602

You have zero proof
     to back up your claim, so why
do you think it's true?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239603

The formulas don't
     account for what we're about
to experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239604

If i were a smoke
     I don't know what brand is trying
to slowly kill me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239605

I feel like you could
     put Texas on here every
year if you want to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239606

Picture yourself when
     you were young, think about how
you felt in general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239607

I just more meant you
     don't hear this kinda thing too
often where I'm from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239608

I finally got
     the time to try it and what
you said helped a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239609

This one is a lot
     harder to pin down as there
are several causes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239610

No, this is gonna
     be a quagmire for years
upon years to come.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239611

When that change happened
     my entire attitude
about the sport changed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239612

I don't get angry
     I just think it is really
funny lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239613

Or the Huffington
     Post refusing to cover
Donald Trump fairly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239614

Hot dogs win. But that's
     what makes it even hotter
I saw them Sunday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239615

For the love of christ,
     please enable 'regular'
controller support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239616

(I normally wouldn't
     mention advertising stuff
here but since you asked).

Score: 0          

Haiku #239617

If you make a good
     joke people may even want
to share it with friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239618

Why destroy only
     the phone that has evidence
against you on it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239619

I know I shouldn't
     be like this but I just can't
help it anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239620

No sign up! Just fuck!"
     Would turn into: "We're going
to steal your money!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239621

Why don't you get him
     busted for it if you think
he is a danger?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239622

I'm starting to think
     Brady's team handled this whole
thing very poorly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239623

I still haven't spent
     enough time outside, drinking
beer and grilling food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239624

I hate when someone
     comes up with a shit reason
for why a game "sucks".

Score: 0          

Haiku #239625

Hell, if it was filmed
     like Heat it would probably been
received much better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239626

And if you eat, drink.
     Don't let yourself stuff your face
or gulp, cramp city.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239627

I can't turn my brain
     off normally, let alone through
all of this. I'm in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239628

All chairs must contain
     four legs, unless the value
is OVERRIDDEN.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239629

Sure, anyone could
     be ready if they also
cheated like yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239630

Finally, having
     your partner feel masculine
will effect his mood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239631

To me, a montage
     is good plays, with good music,
with good editing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239632

They had everything
     routed through proxies that changed
very frequently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239633

The mince and meatballs
     are the most meat like I've found,
both taste and texture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239634

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239635

in reality
     she went back in time and gave
Nietzsche syphilis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239636

That's in the report.
     Also, why destroy your phone
if you're innocent?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239637

I'm not, however,
     automating anything
mission critical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239638

I think it could make
     the game a bit easier
for a new player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239639

Let me know if you
     find an islander bar there.
Best of luck to you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #239640

Entertainment has
     nothing to do with his view
numbers however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239641

Is there any way
     to delete my character
and make a new one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239642

Unless possibly
     the Panthers break out the all
black uniforms? Please?!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239643

An added bonus,
     especially (probably only)
if you're in college.....

Score: 0          

Haiku #239644

Which means it's pointless.
     It's a location as far
as I know, or care.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239645

I wanna try out
     the Autobahn! Any tips?
At least it's honest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239646

Same here. My hearing's
     excellent, so with earplugs,
a concert sounds fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239647

Seriously though,
     what you should do is just act
like yourself for now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239648

And really you could
     probably debate Rodgers if
you tried hard enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239650

If she is freezing,
     you do have to push the wave
INTO her tower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239651

They used to put their
     ready to retire or light
duty guys in there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239720

All the media
     and other stuff is probably
ok too, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239721

I'm talking "can't walk
     down the street without covering
their face" embarrassed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239722

When I tried to get
     off the antidepressants,
I got super fat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239723

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239724

That's disappointing.
     That's one of my main business
cases for this phone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239725

Video, maybe,
     but the 5D2 is pretty rock
solid for photos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239726

Are brands that stupid?
     They just push larger sizes
because they want to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239727

And it's even more
     obvious when all the brands
are going at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239728

Net heat is added.
     You guys think the mobile home
would go well with Dust?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239729

[deleted] I think
     rating is more important
than number of holes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239730

Thought I'd share. How did
     you lose the belly, if you
don't mind me asking?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239731

Windows still has far
     more games than Linux right now,
*and that is okay*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239732

Third, fighters probably
     have more pull today and can
demand fights be stopped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239733

Cut some calories
     off, if necessary, but
don't be too drastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239734

I'm sorry you had
     to find out like this, and I'm
sorry he used you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239735

What if I where from
     corporate and internally
reviewing the store?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239736

I wish I had farmed
     more rigorously for them
when I first started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239737

The caveat is
     the inspire has to make them
good enough to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239738

Doesn't exactly
     sound like he cared very much
about her, does it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #239739

You look fantastic,
     and your beginning photo
looks a lot like mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239740

"Hey, I had a good
     time the other night, but I'm
just not feeling it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239741

That must be the most
     non internet like comment
i have ever read.

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Haiku #239742

even a game like
     "passage" is tremendously
more thought provoking.

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Haiku #239743

Also no drainage.
     The venue is multi sport
and multi purpose.

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Haiku #239744

You do get that their
     source is probably somebody
who works at Valve right?

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Haiku #239746

Everyone else is
     either DONE or i have no
interest in seeing.

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Haiku #239747

now it is just yet
     another android flagship
for too much money.

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Haiku #239748

If I was drinking
     this much actual sugar, then
yes, I would die soon.

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Haiku #239749

Feed me... Honestly,
     the pictures are terrible
and out of focus.

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Haiku #239750

Indeed Stinky too.
     Lots of scavengers would love
to pick at them too.

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Haiku #239752

Besides that, perhaps
     look into your play and see
where you can improve.

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Haiku #239753

I like FEIT so far,
     but there are other choices.
LOL, good one!

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Haiku #239754

I thought Drew Bledsoe
     was never going to give
his back up a chance.

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Haiku #239755

Well, I didn't really
     want to but he kind of guilt
tripped me into it.

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Haiku #239756

Sometimes I don't feel
     like my husband loves me or
that my kids love me.

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Haiku #239757

Marlene will tell you
     she planted that on purpose.
*Juicy clue nugget.

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Haiku #239759

Mischievous and sieve.
     Maybe I cheated with two
words, but whatever.

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Haiku #239760

Maybe I cheated
     with two words, but whatever.
"fewer" not "Less" Link?

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Haiku #239761

I've only had one
     keto pizza and the crust
tasted like egg, gross!

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Haiku #239762

You can go pull out
     your manual and even
read it for yourself.

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Haiku #239763

I find you're remarks
     far more disrespectful than
simply burning books.

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