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It's a little weird,
     and a little wild, and that's
what makes it awesome.

When you buy and sell
     shares of stocks, you are trading
with other people.

My fingers and toes
     and everything else that can
be crossed is for you.

If you think you are
     worth 100K then your boss will be
happy to pay it!

I would also add
     that if hours is an issue,
perhaps bring it up.

To think top rated
     professional athletes are
drug free is stupid.

lol, as long
     as you have money even
iran is gorgeous.

What caused it for me
     was worrying about not
satisfying her.

It will also be
     handy for flights or quick trips
anywhere you go.

If you're female, wear
     minimal jewelry and nice
but neutral makeup.

I don't need any
     more opinions, just advice
on what I should do.

The best part, you can
     pre game on the trains as long
as it's not in glass.

I believe him when
     he says he desperately wants
to come over here.

Thanks for the advise,
     I'll remember it next time
before posting here.

Like, c'mon there has
     to be an easier way
to get a crack pipe.

So you are saying,
     things are more complicated
than just black and white?....

You could visit NINE
     different countries and stay there
for seven days each.

If you have something
     better like a TI-84 you'll be
fine too. Onion Rings.

If you didn't grow up
     eating it, you're not going
to learn to love it.

Dan Ryan outbound
     near the circle is the WORST
for this shit! Hey, yeah!

We record weekly,
     with each episode being
posted on Tuesday.

Most of the time you
     wont get hassled if you are
just passing through though.

There's plenty of things
     for families to do with kids
in Las Vegas though.

Pretty nice. Thank you
     for your answer, I never
thought of it that way.

Sorry... I just had
     that beer a few days ago.
It was delicious.

I'm on my third one
     and I keep forgetting too.
It's a screwdriver...

You're a damn asshole
     crying about hurt feeling
that are not your own.

And I don't know what
     you meant by "I will great man
from the internet".

Outside of Norfolk
     is a ton of bars down Shore
Dr and on the strip.

For Universal,
     I'd probably just do two day
Park Hopper tickets.

There's no denying
     that it is a difficult
prospect, however.

Fellow convert here,
     your husband is not alone
in being told this.

Except I don't know
     which slime besides the rainbow
slime I haven't killed.

And casting Blood Moon
     early to hate out your friends
is always awesome.

Also it's not like
     he would be found innocent
if he went to trial.

The real world will now
     come into focus for you.
It's not a bad place.

But he overstepped
     himself and got a little
bit too specific.

Ortiz could barely
     walk after playing first base
two days in a row.

I'm half working while
     i type this up and getting
ready to head home.

This is critical.
     You need to signal that you
know what's on her mind.

You're a dummy if
     you think she actually thinks you
don't want to fuck her.

Want to know what Game
     is supposed to look like from
the eyes of women?

It was said to me
     by someone in my dorm who
I knew casually.

If I need a real
     hard left turn I may even
throw the Force out there.

Let her flail around.
     And let her decide whether
to be a mother.

Usually they just
     preemptively ban based on
this information.

if that doesn't keep
     people off your property,
start calling the cops.

It would really suck
     if one asshole on your team
ruined it for you.

I added hover
     text to the Becky Lynch flair
since you asked nicely.

I really don't think
     Chuck was God to begin with.
He was a prophet.

Sometimes I'll comment
     on their comment that I was
thinking the same thing.

Cow Well yeah, it's still
     summer so I don't make plans
in the morning. Ah.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Leaders are only
     needed when you want something
to change. Laser Quest.

Thanks man. Yeah all from
     scratch no loops or anything
like that, organic.

As somebody who
     makes there money via tip,
i find this to fine.

I'm sure that woman's
     children enjoyed growing up
without a mother.

I uh, never mind.
     I have no idea what
I'm talking about.

[deleted] *he looks
     up at her and swirls his tongue
more vigorously*.

That is the undue
     familiarity the reg
is trying to prevent.

No player will be
     that terrible for us, come
on now. Thank you friend!

Occasionally ill
     sip a bourbon on the rocks.
I love simple things.

I think anyone
     quitting should have this mindset
and stay on their feet.

The sword sheathed on her
     waist just in case something gets
too close for comfort.

When I found it there
     I assumed it was for some
innocent reason.

Really, gorgeous work!
     My husband saw it and said
"We need to save that!!"

I still think you can
     call them vets even, just not
military vets.

It's just most people
     don't care about the meta,
or being a pro.

Life is personal.
     Understand the person who
is in front of you.

Debate with respect.
     In other words, take a leaf
out of Bernie's book.

Thanks for letting me
     vent OP And chocolate flavored
starfish you're welcome!

It really sounds like
     you're doing everything you
can to be honest.

Either way, I heard
     that most of the characters
are named after food.

They did the same thing
     for my wife's brother, and no
issues there at all.

But the drawback is
     that if you buy them, then you
are funding ISIS.

He achieved a lot
     in magic and his only
limits is himself.

If you don't have one
     already, get a cheap bike
instead of walking?

You disgraceful scum.
     How fucking dare you, chose how
to spend your money.

I call every month
     that this affects me and ask
what is being done.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I know it's bad, but
     I just wanted to know *why*
or *where* she finds fault.

What is it you are
     trying to achieve by saying
stupid things like this?

And my mothers side
     likes to argue, so I should
have went into Law.

And the natives would
     somehow be a part of it.
That's thought provoking.

Rinse it out and then
     pipe cleaner out the stuck on
bits that didn't come off.

Went online to check
     if they had a chat option
like Sprint and they did.

Ah ha, no. I am
     not dead. I've just been sleeping.
For a long. Long. Long.

Yeah, I kinda just
     feel out of focus after
reading for long times.

Without guns many
     people who are currently
alive would be dead.

Going to need more
     specifics before we can
start suggesting builds.

I think they might be
     going back to the drawing
board on the Moto360.

Just because the leaves
     or stem are safe doesn't mean
the roots or fruits are.

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

We have a very
     varied diet over here,
more than most expect.

That's all that matters.
     Recovery wasn't too bad
for me (take the drugs!).

If I do a test
     with just water will it be
consistent with grain?

Lol true, but
     those speed boosts are scary on
any champion.

The families that could
     afford to go to Catholic
Schools did so in droves.

But in the real world
     most small planes will pitch up when
power is applied.

If it's explained well
     with good visuals it shouldn't
be too confusing.

The Unnatural
     Abomination and her
Dragon Sidekick Joan!

Depending on state
     law, passing on the right is
also illegal.

He does amazing
     work in the style I think you
are talking about!

I grew up in school
     with things i didn't agree with,
you know what i did?

I simply ask you
     come under my protection
while in King's Landing.

Extra points if you
     cut up some pieces of hot
dog and add them in.

I'm curious, are
     you two the only people
who live in the house?

He was great in Punch
     Drunk Love, Reign over Me, Click,
and Funny People.

Yes or no. They're less
     ball shaped but I think that adds
to the uniqueness.

Disappearances?
     Let's hope it's not like the last
time, that was a mess.

When they size it up
     or down those sizes are still
based on that average.

Wow you sure told me.
     Please actually use convincing
arguments next time.

They should have a way
     to practice with it in ranked.
A white and brown one.

Do you really think
     people squeeze the controller
too tight? Come on man.

They meant to knife me
     just like when I knife someone
I also meant it.

Didn't someone a while
     back get in trouble for drone
footage over Kyle?

But I'll be launching
     in October, and I'll try
to remember you!

Maybe if you weren't
     such a douche about it I'd
be less reluctant.

Just like when I go
     see a general doctor who
owns his own practice.

Unlikely to be
     system breaking, but it will
be damn annoying.

The fact that you were
     putting them on a hotdog
was not the issue.

Perhaps someone else
     can better answer that one.
Exactly. Hey man!

In your opinion,
     which is the "best" company?
"Best" can mean a lot.

Wow, I don't think I've
     ever agreed with someone
so much on this site.

Good enough for me.
     Some phones, typically older
phones, don't have the bands.

Rather trivial
     to chuck the users and apps
you no longer need.

This is the closest
     I've gotten, but the colors
didn't come out quite right.

I have friends who are
     happy housewives and very
fulfilled in that role.

But so are the vast
     majority of women
you see on the streets.

Los Santos makes Flint,
     Michigan look like Mr
Rogers' Neighborhood.

Batteries are done,
     but I'm afraid it's too late
for me today now.

I don't quite get why
     your always talking about
'my son', not 'our son'.

ahh i'd heard about
     that a while back but couldn't
remember the name.

I think it depends
     on you personally and how
running effects you.

Definitely sent
     and was topless and sweating
to death by the end.

This book made me sad
     for several days because if
you think about it.

Even the world's best
     lawyer or doctor screws up
every now and then.

I was in better
     shape, though I was almost too
skinny at that time.

As for Sunday game
     nights, I'm not sure if I can
make it out that far.

I'd say drag race is
     still niche and hopefully will
stay somewhat that way.

I'm thinking it will
     finally be dead and gone
in the next few years.

I would do it if
     I could get enough money.
But I'd need a lot.

He told me how proud
     he was that I even went.
It was really nice.

Is that the grooming
     routine you use for your dogs?
How fluffy are they?

And thanks for the help,
     i wasn't sure if it was
worth it updating.

Invest wisely, stick
     to a budget, don't make large
impulse purchases.

Walking on the sun
     and I'm a believer are
also really good.

If Detroit loses
     every game this week maybe
we get Cespedes.

It would probably be
     difficult to get a good
perspective on this.

What is she.....25? It's not
     the link before your name, it's
the one after it.

If you want to kill
     ur self burn your fedora
and shave ur neck beard.

Are they just splitting
     even# and odd# to opposite
sides of each other?

That sort of thing? Oh!
     You mean Socialist. Like those
programs I mentioned?

I also saw them
     on the islands off the west
coast of Canada.

And you're right, he says
     he has no idea what
he's talking about.

Question: How can you
     channel more power into
your brute force approach?

Do it to it man.
     I'll give ya all the lessons
you could ever want.

And yep, April seems
     SO far away! Still very
very early days!

Shit that I see on
     the front page everyday has
gotten pretty old.

I enjoy going
     to a place I haven't been
and just exploring.

The first time I read
     the Purple Wedding take place
was much more shocking.

so basically what
     I just read was your brother
got a free car... Food.

You? I know they're fast
     and everything just a bit
small for my liking!

Once that happened there
     was only two choices lose
my friend or my SO.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Great idea, I'm
     excited about my team
getting Joel Ward.

I was just saying
     I didn't know how at the time.
Sorry about that.

What is this bonus?
     I've played since release and I've
never heard of it.

How selfish and self
     centered some people can be
is beyond me. Ugh.

I didn't check that link
     when it first went up, but you're
right, his name ain't there.

There was some pretty
     serious risk of death due
to pirates as well.

If you don't enjoy
     these shows yourself, hey they're not
your cup of tea, yeah?

Yeah I guess. There's Vince
     Leah, Tyndall Park and Red
River close enough.

Not a Brady fan,
     but I wouldn't want people
snooping through my phone.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

The odd part here is
     that she was given hormone
therapy at all.

The amount of grit
     Burke has would kill the guy just
trying to shake his hand!

Could I bother you
     for doing the other kid
in the picture too?

Did well in CC.
     Got into a good college.
Have a good job now.

I was trying to get
     you to be more creative
with your shit posting.

It's just that the stars
     have moved on and are tied up
with their own projects.

It felt a little
     like a cop out to appeal
to fans of both girls.

I forgot Reebok
     came around a year after
the lockout ended!

I'd take the spotlight
     and carbon fibre if you
shipped to Canada.

I guess I've just been
     really lucky with the games
I've been looking at.

[deleted] He won't
     be getting in basically
until you get there.

I regularly
     turn pork shoulder into pork
and cabbage dumplings.

It took me too long
     to realize he was hiding
in the garbage can.

He doesn't play much
     anymore since his summon
luck was really bad.

Never had it, it's
     like the innocent until
proven guilty thing.

I'll see if I can
     find some illustration Eh,
its all relative.

I dunno. She is
     having a way better year
than Tony Stewart.

Seeing everything
     in person made the whole act
that much more special.

I honestly don't
     know what to add it was great!
Keep up the good work!

If they got enough
     luck shots in, then it might be
effective enough.

Yes! Both are so good.
     The crescendo in Mountains
is incredible.

The worst of it is
     that he's my generations
Arsenal player.

Do you have any
     tips, such as a certain way
I need to be turned?

You can't even tell
     what he's saying and his voice
is so annoying!

If you can't create
     something new, go see something
and recreate it.

If none of this sound
     like the problem do reply.
Yay, that's fantastic!