Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #222554

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222555

The rest of the stuff
     looks alright to me, but I'm
really no expert.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222556

Eh, it keeps the mood
     and perception of the league
on the lighter side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222557

You are not alone....
     well technically you are but
you know what I mean.

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Haiku #222558

why are you talking
     all civilized and shit there
is an unbalance.

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Haiku #222559

This is gonna be
     quite a blow if they don't come
back I imagine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222560

There are so many
     places with cheaper prices
and better service.

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Haiku #222561

You're the backup plan
     and potential orbiter.
IT'S POWER PLAY GOAL!@!!!!!!111!!!1!

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Haiku #222562

IT'S POWER PLAY GOAL!@!!!!!!111!!!1!
     Stevie with the filth. OH HEY
WE CAPITALIZED!

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Haiku #222563

Surely you concede
     the gamer stereotype
has some truth to it.

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Haiku #222564

All you have to do
     is agree to afford them
the same rights you have.

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Haiku #222565

Who really cares how
     many babies she kissed or
people's hands she shook?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222566

It's just technically
     legal to do what you want
with your devices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222567

Do people get hurt?
     Yes. Are we worse than any
other country? No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222568

If you have time, I've
     had awesome luck at thrift stores
for formal dresses.

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Haiku #222569

"But but but I didn't
     know about the glitch how is
that fair???" you may ask.

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Haiku #222570

You will feel a great
     sense of satisfaction when
you turn your first heel.

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Haiku #222571

I hope it doesn't
     hurt your feelings when we throw
you in a bucket.

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Haiku #222572

Yay My bad I meant
     the same as in the settings
for the key presses.

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Haiku #222573

I enjoyed SAO too.
     A lot of people did, that's
why it's popular.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222574

I think that it both
     is and isn't exactly
what you think it is.

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Haiku #222575

Mines the same *He nods
     for the boy but continues
to stare at the fire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222576

The repeat event
     now follows the same fashion
as we have right now.

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Haiku #222577

It hurt so bad D:
     Also, congratulations
on going full time!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222578

When doctor's orders
     are followed no one dies, but
accidents happen.

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Haiku #222579

MY. DICK. NO SALE, I'M
     SERIOUS. Thought that was where
the inbred folk lived?

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Haiku #222580

If I find myself
     carrying too hard I just
go pistol only.

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Haiku #222581

NOVA is the TEST
     environment that can be
wiped without notice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222582

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222583

When I first started
     I was up at 6am to make
sure nothing went wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222584

EDIT: I never
     fight back anymore, I gave
up long time ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222585

Being on this sub
     not only improved my skin
but my health as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222586

I assume it's from
     ads trying to load and using
ad block or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222587

How rubbery is
     the rubber and does it get
dirty easily?

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Haiku #222588

I bet the father
     is a trucker. Damn. I tried!
This is really cool!

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Haiku #222589

Have found a couple
     in some houses but I can't
remember which ones.

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Haiku #222590

First of all, i'd just
     like to say, your English is
actually not that bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222591

I honestly think
     this will carry over more
to rope climbs as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222592

And it doesn't help
     that that whole revolution
came *right* afterwards.

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Haiku #222593

I don't think you know
     what that word even means, you
fucking idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222594

The Phantom Menace
     trailer debut didn't come close
to this feeling. Hype!

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Haiku #222595

THEN you throw these new
     rumors of a white nail bug
on top of all that??

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Haiku #222596

Does it only count
     as work if the job requires
menial labor?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222597

I found guest research
     to be the most stressful job
I've experienced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222598

Time Warner. Dammit,
     now who is going to come
shove food down my face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222599

Exactly OP, it's
     not like human science can
credit anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222600

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222601

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222602

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222603

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222604

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222605

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222606

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222607

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222608

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222609

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222610

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222611

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222612

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222613

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222614

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222615

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222616

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222617

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222618

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222619

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222828

I think the lyrics
     were something like "When I wake
up I'm in trouble"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222829

Everyone on here
     has lost their shit at one point
and time in their lives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222830

No. You want a guy
     with every possible tool.
That's what elite is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222831

The hulk? Which units
     should I use for my mono
dark arena team?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222832

Commuting will make
     *anyone* bitter, bro, don't
let it get you down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222833

Jeff, please find something
     better to do with your time,
like nothing at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222834

Thanks for the input
     I'm still trying to figure out
how it cost that much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222835

then when the signal
     changes, people can turn right,
because I'm LONG gone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222836

I just don't believe
     this calories in vs.
calories out shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222837

It's "working" because
     my laptop already has
all the stuff it needs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221712

The person that seeks
     sexuality above
all things is lustful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222839

Right before a feast.
     The other deities got
mad, but whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222840

I guess I'll just buy
     skins or keys now. crack cocaine.
already got it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222841

You could try changing
     your mouse sensitivity
on your computer?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222842

That is exactly
     how monster knowledge checks work
in both 3e and 4e.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222843

I guess, as a current
     teenager, that point just felt...
obvious, I guess?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222844

Everyone does it.
     It's not all of a sudden
dirty when it works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222845

Furthermore, how is
     homosexuality
against moral law?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222846

So I carry on.
     You accusing me of not
trying to fix the world?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222847

Now, your turn! You can
     show me where in there I said
"nu uh" (hint: I didn't).

Score: 0          

Haiku #222848

DATS WITH THE FIRST BLOOD
     covered by nick Cave Oh yeah,
happens all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222849

One is what you show
     the world and the other is
what you show yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222850

So who invented
     the word "soccer"? Whats the point?
And not the penis?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222851

Your friend should join their
     kid by skipping and giggling
around the yard too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222852

One isn't better
     than another, although each
have some unique quirks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222853

It is now sold out.
     Cool, I think you and I were
neighbors growing up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222854

Thank you! The same thing
     happened to my tutor Stop
spreading this around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222855

I've got a friend that's
     looking for them and he can't
find them anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222856

The only problem
     is that how it goes about
demonstrating this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222857

Vote Obviously
     that caller was a paid shill.
Oh definitely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222859

He looks like the type
     to mix cola, beer, and ice
cream into one drink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222860

Why? Because he did
     everything Harden except
he did it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222861

Can I ask where you
     are running the virtual
machines in the cloud?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222862

If they do, like our
     unfortunate furniture
friends, he lashes out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222863

Exactly. The big
     guys take kicks and punches just
like everyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222864

So yeah, when in doubt
     run armor seals as across
all lanes and setups.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222865

So if you get fined
     for not *stopping* at a *stop*
sign, don't be surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222477

To the deluded
     person, their reality
IS reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222866

If you want to get
     technical, all religions
could be seen as cults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222867

It's there... did you not
     see it or is it just not
what you expected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222868

Right I'll need to try
     that binary version out
and see if that works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222869

And, a 2.x app will
     also be able to run
inside a 1.x app.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222870

THE LARGEST mental
     health facility near us
is COOK COUNTY JAIL.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222871

I think they've been trying
     to get "outsider" artists
to open for them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222872

Just awful Will do.
     Just wish I could've at least
find a body though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222873

I joined him briefly,
     and hopped down a floor to scout
out the area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222874

The top of the head
     was a little lower than
what it should have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222875

It doesn't even
     make sense to have multiple
bear heads... Nice try Greece!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222876

If Abrasion works
     on form drag for some reason
I won't be surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222877

I thought that TS
     Jones looked like The Goblin King
from The Labyrinth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222878

But I did not see
     the earlier connections
to David Bowie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222879

Oh right. I forgot
     the sanctity of the sub.
My apologies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222880

Please share. Fucks sake no
     one skating to get open
on the power play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222881

Are you serious?
     He literally just told you.
Granny got served, son.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222882

His aren't great either,
     but somehow he maddeningly
gets away with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222883

I guess I assumed
     he already had an ar15.
Doesn't everyone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #222884

She stops at my car
     and says "So are you going
to give me a ride?"...

Score: 0          

Haiku #222885

They found me a job
     that was paying a bit more
than minimum wage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222886

Or mowing the lawn.
     Lots of people who don't like
fish wouldn't eat it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222887

Whenever I turn
     on my computer it just
starts flashing colors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222888

I've tried FAST cache on
     and off, received similar
performance with each.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222889

I'd rather be hot
     at the end of the game than
the start. Yeah sure thing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222890

Actual penalties
     were outlawed some years back on
variable loans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222891

The media is
     fucking lying their asses
off to the public.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222892

I say, "did", because
     I believe most filming has
been finished by now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222893

From beyond the grave!
     I have arrived in laissez
faire free market hell!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #222894

IF they have a match
     with the previous snapshot,
they know it is you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222895

I'd assumed that was
     the hypothesis you were
testing, anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222896

I love that they want
     the president to see their
petty petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223035

Anyways-- Keeping
     the same color scheme, this is
what I've come up with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223036

If I spend more than
     ten bucks in a month I end
up hating myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223037

Definitely stuff
     to do in town, but I would
recommend elsewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223038

Or if you do, don't
     tell them this. Gotcha. Good luck...
Their death metal sucks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223040

I'm going to start
     to do this with the 'booty
booty booty' song.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223041

Recently added
     OP and ED from Death Parade
to my repertoire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223042

Con for rental car
     is renters typically drive
the shit outta them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223043

Adnan Syed Defense
     Trust is financing only
the technical costs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223044

My next upgrade will
     just be a championship
Valk. Better plastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223045

The kitten would die.
     It simply was. His job was
what came afterwards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223046

So I've just noticed
     the title says 'my boys', whoops,
I'm tired, sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223047

Last I checked decent
     monitors use digital
connections these days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223048

The food there was light
     years better than the "Thai food"
we have in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223049

Depending on who
     X is of course :P How is
Hayes even human?

Score: 0          

Haiku #223050

Just pick a pattern
     you like and follow along
with the video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223051

It would make more sense
     If you watched the episode
It's snowing on Mt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223053

While it's a normal
     bodily function it's gross.
I just laughed out loud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223054

If you have any
     questions, let me know and I'll
try and answer them!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223055

If you think you can
     tough it out, no matter how
difficult, you should.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223056

A lot of people
     here probably wouldn't get it.
Your first link is dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223057

Don't get so salty.
     Thank you so much. I really
needed to read this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223058

Grilled chicken and beer
     10x better golden coral
with no fat people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223059

I've gone to a few
     nice ones since I had a heart
attack years ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223060

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223061

Fantastic! Then you've
     clearly reached the point where you
have too many trees.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223062

It lets me practice
     my mechanics in a "low
stress" environment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223064

If you're someplace where
     people have fruit trees, ask if
you can pick the fruit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223065

Let me know when you
     can trade The mighty Russian
Bear has invaded!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223066

I think all of their
     posts are suppose to be read
as freeform rap, yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223067

Neither ever got
     back to their best after their
knee reconstructions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223068

Yeah I wouldn't work
     fast food again for double
my current salary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223069

You are standing some
     distance off in the train yard,
next to a lever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223070

Mine was a custom
     job based off of a listing
she had up last fall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223071

Actually not very
     thorough either, but gotta
work with what I have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223072

I guess that happens
     when you spend more than a month
away on missions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223073

It was his cousin
     whom she loved and it was his
wife who he had loved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223074

now you have to eat
     my dick off in a cold night
in stoke, rolando.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223075

It's sad that this is
     the kind of thread to garner
to many comments.

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Haiku #223076

I have two dozen
     numbers blocked, and none of them
are people I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223077

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223078

It happened last year.
     Now, he says he loves me, but
I'll have to dump him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223079

Those early races
     basically used up cars due
to all the contact.

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Haiku #223080

someone's had a bad
     day and got unusually
upset over it?

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Haiku #223081

That skull has a beard
     I imagine that many
things are hard for you.

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Haiku #223082

Honestly, I think
     Modern is Wizards attempt
to solve that problem.

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Haiku #223083

you are a genius
     Ok I just switched from beer
to gin and it worked!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223084

Chalice Dungeons are
     the most terrifying thing
in this game for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223085

Walk like crab, talk like
     people [deleted] Awesome!
Thanks for the info!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223086

Please update us if
     the neighbor calls the police.
Sunroof, called it. There!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223087

But he had one flaw:
     in his belly button, there
was a golden screw.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223088

Hi coffee lovers,
     get free Starbucks instant gift
card codes and tons more!

Score: 0          

Haiku #223089

Yeah it seems that one
     should really take it easy
if not feeling well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223090

You're one of the few.
     Most hiring decisions come
down to culture fit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223091

There are far more ex-
     sex offenders than there are
active offenders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223092

Thank you very much
     sir, when did he do it? Ness:
I'm not really sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223093

If these people had
     their way, simply being young
would be illegal.

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Haiku #223094

If you need to talk
     again just find me chili
with pumpkin corn bread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223095

And what does racial
     diversity have to do
with crime exactly?

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Haiku #223096

Can't argue with him.
     Seriously, have you seen
some of their *ankles*?

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Haiku #223097

He wound back his stick
     before intentionally
swinging it towards Stone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223098

It sounds like OP tried
     to tell her they were busy
and she kept it up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223099

Reschedule. Come back
     with the second photos from
the second visit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223100

I'll see myself out.
     Being present for my kids
keeps me going, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223101

Basically you want
     to always win and it not
to be challenging.

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Haiku #223102

Communist Russia?
     Is it jap or globe Yes Yes
Didn't try but I will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223103

Is it jap or globe
     Yes Yes Didn't try but I will.
Thanks. I don't need this.

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