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Teachers got away
     with theft, assault, and in one
case, rape. It's all good!

If the Dodgers put
     up a Kings banner, wouldn't
that be comparable?

Actually, I think their
     denial at that fact might
be even sweeter.

lol This is
     great, I hope everyone reads
this and remembers!

It's from a tow truck
     company that practices
in shady business.

Whoever wishes
     death for another really
ought to look within.

Yeah... I've already
     rewritten (although I need
to rewrite, for sure).

Unfortunately,
     he'd left the hospital too
late to avoid it.

that's a good point too.
     have you seen any that do
work well on mobile?

Guys get called dicks all
     the time. It means vagina!
*It means vagina!

I know I'm pretty
     much the only one who does
those two first routines.

I've lived and ridden
     in Orlando, Miami,
Boston, and Thailand.

I always the thought
     1st choice is the most decent
one always in game.

[deleted] Sorry.
     My bad. I didn't think it was
my place to stop her.

The real bummer is
     that the game itself is great
and a lot of fun.

They say different things,
     but their actions are really
not all that different.

Or maybe you can.
     But not millions of light years
away through a glass.

With that said, I look
     forward to seeing your more
fluid rendition!

You did and that's what
     will make you much more likely
to succeed. Hi man.

WHAT It's sort of like
     how fat, ugly girls only
want buff, hung rich dudes.

Perfectly legal
     but definitely makes some
car drivers go nuts.

Maybe then we can
     collectively make progress
in this universe.

I'm not gonna judge
     you but here is my judgement
based off of nothing.

Wait. Do the brits not
     have the joy of pretzels like
we get in the states?

I'm from Illinois
     originally, so my east
coast team is the Bulls.

It's the same reason
     why you don't negotiate
with hostage takers.

That's who you should be
     cheering or booing with, not
people who hate you.

Why not buy from them
     when they do it right and not
when they produce shit?

What you're being paid
     now is ridiculously
low for what you do.

She sits down and pours
     herself a glass of water
and a plate of food.

Once someone punches
     you in the face, it's just gone.
Vince Vaughan. Steve Carrell.

Those feelings grew dim
     as the months passed, but I still
truly love the game.

I absolutely
     could see him being a good
member of Team Lads.

What exactly is
     so predatory about
towing companies?

Looks like Amazon
     is trying to keep the downloads
to a minimum.

Brian Williams might
     be looking for a job soon....?
This made my day. Yes!

Cool. Is there source code
     available to deploy
to your own server?

I hardly use sauce
     at all Yes, you summed it up
rather succinctly.

He makes entire
     crowds move by lifting his arms
and you can't. teach. that.

I shouldn't have been
     listening to Bon Iver while
reading that comment.

so essentially
     canada would subsidize
getting drunk, for me?

this worked like a charm!
     /s, because some people might
actually believe it.

I hope it works out.
     GO GIANTS! [deleted] Tried
that hot glue method.

RUBY'S SYMBOL IS
     ON THE MOON, BECAUSE SUMMER
ROSE WENT TO THE MOON!

Why not use the school's
     equipment and buy what you're
comfortable with?

I agree with all
     this, except the 'buy tickets
for the privilege' part.

The Tacos bit was
     one of the funniest things
I've seen in a while.

Good advice and you
     sound like a great teacher who
loves her kids! Go you!

Sit back and enjoy.
     You made me make tea and toast
with this comment Yeah.

It's probably going
     to take me about a week
to watch all of it.

If you double or
     triple tap the shoot button
the shot stays lower.

I'd fuck him real hard
     Fair skin does include what you
consider pale skin.

Is there any chance
     the server will go down or
is it safe to start?

It's a light rant but
     I am so sick of seeing
minions everywhere.

I come from the south
     where our Mexican food is
fresh and authentic.

Kush and Orange Juice
     is still one of my favorite
Mix Tapes of all time.

The bad: They don't know
     the why, so they'll never get
anywhere with it.

His stances on love
     and sexuality are
what interest me most.

Thank you very much,
     that was the kinda of thing
I was looking for.

Edit: I was wrong.
     Apparently the project
is still going strong.

You pull the trigger
     and live and again I tell
you it's dangerous.

What if it gets bad?
     Most importantly I guess
what should I NOT do?

So I figured I'd
     apologize for it, or
at least attempt to.

But you're probably right
     that this will help with cravings.
Thanks for the advice!

Michelle Obama?
     Michelle obama "On" shit.
Misread the sentence.

Sure, you carefully
     watch the wizard and mimic
his movements and words.

I have an aunt whose
     life basically ended when
my grandmother's did.

Ya bit if you go
     to online history it shows
your wins and losses.

Dang your right. I just
     wish i had something better
to say than "your right".

If you can auto
     B2 last time I think you should
pursuit B3 this time!

Wow. I don't know how
     to process this, I didn't see
that coming at all.

That's our standard now,
     fire people for being rude
outside of their job?

I told her she can
     stay with me until her lease
is up if she wants.

Also, I feel like
     canon Jasper would snuff em
out in an instant.

[deleted] i mean,
     it helps, but ya, you still need
to put the time in.

All these struggles I've
     dealt with are stepping stones on
who I will become.

But calling them out
     on poor plays and decisions
is perfectly fine.

PC master race
     People at my job found out
I smoke recently.

Not simple. Just. Shoe.
     BUT! I'm sure they look good on
feet with a good fit.

BUT! I'm sure they look
     good on feet with a good fit.
The hell do I know.

You still think I am
     the brain of artificial
intelligence do?

What was Craig doing
     before he got assistance?
Dug a deeper ditch.

They probably listen
     to music they're embarrassed
to admit to too.

Thanks for the tip! c:
     Yeah, I think Donaldson is
going to stay there.

also heroin.
     Wow, didn't see this until now,
my apologies!

But before I give
     you my code, I'll be needing
something in exchange.

Also, they cherry
     pick their high selling items
and sell it online.

I think he was just
     exaggerating about
his disappointment.

But for real I cracked
     up at "Is that all you do,
take people money?

No but does making
     the weapon nearly useless
sound balanced to you?

Pound Cake and Frosting
     Sandwich* But I did also
get the avatar!

But really, all those
     things still happened, but were just
swept under the rug.

Keep asking questions
     if you need additional help.
She's adorable.

I hope you grow up
     soon and stop thinking the world
revolves around you.

If he doesn't leave
     this summer he will probably
renew his contract.

This guy is awesome.
     Goddamn why doesn't the whole
server have game nights??!??

Essential oils are
     what I use! No steroids here!
So much sarcasm.

CLOSE!!! Not trying to sound
     offensive or anything
but, why would there be?

This is the first time
     I've heard someone else complain
about the lighting!

No academic
     value to that, he was just
pretty fucking cool.

oh man. so many.
     the top moment though was when
the queen was singing.

oh and they also
     had a real dog when he first
time tested the flute.

I think I'm going
     to try the spacer method
and see how that works.

Obviously not
     children though considering
that they can have beards.

That's my position.
     I just haven't figured out
how to do it yet.

Snyder cuts his own
     trailers, there's a reason they're
always beautiful.

.....then I guess they should
     respond to calls like the one
in this video?

Because I don't see
     any monsters leveled up
very much at all.

Really needs to work
     on getting hitters off his
first pitch fastball, though.

So many places!
     Go to the plaza! That's where
I proposed, it's great!

They should be blaming
     your commissioner more than
you for that mistake.

Thunderstorm going
     on, and I fucking love it.
Even got some hail.

I'm definitely
     gonna be keeping an eye
out for your release.

I meant whatever
     tax is placed on various
edible items.

But if you find one
     in the ground and smoke it it's
technically legal.

Hopefully we'll see
     more of your awesome work soon!
:D I have to say.

But think of the poop
     comfort That doesn't sound like
something Dave would say.

An awesome woman.
     *I yelp slightly and turn, red
faced and embarrassed.

One of the best games
     just happens to be run by
the worst company.

But Oriental
     Empires looks to be more
4X than Total War.

YOU LITERALLY ARE.
     That could just depend on whats
running on your phone.

Twitch sold out a long
     time ago when they allowed
those concerts to play.

That sounds amazing,
     I think I might like it here.
Yep, that's what i thought.

It'll be a bummer
     for sure, but I really like
making the designs.

You have worse luck than
     I do.... except you aren't screwed
out of anything.

Im prone to spilling."
     Just got the book yesterday
and started reading.

Find artists that are
     as skilled as you want to be,
and study their work.

Just as a home is
     built brick by brick, your skill must
be built bit by bit.

The ignition will
     have to be purchased new, but
still replaceable.

If she's a centaur
     I'm a centaur. It doesn't
have all of the games.

One or the other
     and i think she would be fine.
That looks like forced love.

It had words like "rare"
     and "limited edition"
all over the ad.

[deleted] Me too!
     play rec kills Anyone know
who the artist is?

Buddy of mine lives
     up in Seattle, so I'll
make sure to visit.

Is there any way
     I can grant them the info
after the fact now?

I'm not sure why you're
     getting so defensive You're
pretty naive, then.

If you have people
     who get mad every time you
wipe, you won't get far.

maybe their sensor
     range is low, so you can damp
the shit out of them.

Ahh, good luck! What is
     your surgery for if you
don't mind me asking?

This only works when
     she's with a group of her friends
or family or both.

I hate that gender
     needs to be identified
in every sentence.

Traveling and setting
     up activities can eat
up a lot of time.

To me those fight scenes
     looked incredibly basic
with dull dialog.

This came at a time
     where government surveillance
was being questioned.

Think they realize how
     doomed they are Thank you i will
be there tomorrow.

the nights where they use
     frozen horse dung makes it way
more interesting though.

Also, the bead on
     the bottom has a separate
heat affected zone.

I am working on
     the movie, one of my shots
is in the trailer!

Been using covers
     to estimate spread.) Edit:
Fuck Joey Crawford.

this guy didn't believe
     in evolution and was
real smug about it.

The conventional
     methods of warfare, invade
and conquer won't work.

Women wished they could
     give their number when I flipped
that sucker open.

Thanks much! Wait, there is
     somebody outside flying
their kites, at this hour!

He didn't touch the puck.
     Pretty basic. Did it start
at a higher speed?

About my xanax
     story I would be more then
happy to post it!

Lol How long
     would it be before you took
yours to the cleaners?

Thanks very much mate
     I will be looking into
that these next few days!!!

Oh and 205k. At least
     have some gymnast landing mats
at the bottom, shit.

Cyan, Magenta,
     Yellow and blacK. That's not how
the sports guys do it!

If not, you should crate
     train so he's not destroying
the house when you're gone.

I spent a long time
     in my library looking
for a song to use.

It's my dream. Can you
     mention any maps that you
didn't really like? Thanks!

Likewise. Thought it had
     something to do with the Twist.
Sneaky McDonagh.

As long as Mike, Dan
     or Will don't win, this season
will be a success.

You obviously
     don't watch Madrid at all, you're
just speaking straight shit.

But you can always
     stick a thumb drive in if you
have to save something.

I guess I forgot
     to delete the comment when
I saw the answer.

The key thing here is
     to make shooting fun and not
something that feels forced.

He had a fecal
     check about a year ago
at his last check up.

Not very solid.
     [deleted] Yep, though I do
worry about them.

You assume every
     religion ever is on
par with each other.

I appreciate
     the concern but the cable
is still working fine.

You can still harbor
     genocidal thoughts without
acting upon them.

On the down side, though,
     straight leg is much easier
to clean as a group.

that way I am not
     tied down to a party if
i feel like stopping.

Click the *mobile* link
     at the top of the page, then
turn your phone sideways.

If you are doing
     something illegal i don't
suggest doing this.

Are human interest
     story subjects ever paid?
It's a news story.

It's a news story.
     Do people get paid for on
the street interviews?

Well, obviously
     that's what it was intended
to mean at the time.

Pretty elegant.
     I am a big dude. I worked
hard to get that way.

I hope I don't eat
     my words, just want a stupid
free awesome series!

They have a main street
     location near 18th is
that one any good?

What dosages are
     you taking of each and how
many times a day?

Yeah everyone had
     to mention how cool its looked
in the match thread Thanks!

You'd be a bad coach.
     The stats matter far more than
how a player looks.

Just deposited.
     And there is a song written
about his exploits.

Depends; in your own
     house or on the street after
you ran over it?

Are most Muslims bad?
     I'm sure they're not. That doesn't
really matter though.

Best we got back home
     was a man made lake about
half hour out of town.

You can also be
     addicted to cheeseburgers
and some people are.

Not gonna start some
     console shit was just giving
my experience.

My keyboard hates you.
     I hadn't realized about
the download limit.

Or "kids will be kids"
     when it comes to bullying
or something like that.

How low should we go
     to properly motivate
people, do you think?

Joe quits his help desk
     job to flip burgers with Bob
because it pays more.

Because if it's wrong
     for her to do it, it's wrong
for them to do it.

[What the fuck did you
     just fucking say about me,
you little Lahey?

That's about as tan
     as Europeans can get.
When? [deleted] Sigh.

whoops, I thought the R9
     designation was only
for the high end cards.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.