Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #334083

But he's got a short
     story that plays right into
the Camelot arc!

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Haiku #334084

That, not cultural
     standards or what have you, is
the actual problem.

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Haiku #334085

OP's purpose to find
     uniquely English words is
still very valid.

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Haiku #334086

It's like he couldn't
     decide how to play the role
throughout the whole film.

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Haiku #334087

Regardless, she came
     out of the situation
just fine in the end.

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Haiku #334088

she wanted to get
     the pebble from him, not rub
that rock in his face.

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Haiku #334089

This game has really
     brought out these fairweather fans.
Which stage did you farm?

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Haiku #334090

He is back at home!
     Nobody is saying he's
not doing his job.

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Haiku #334091

It's almost like it's
     rocket science or something...
Could you send a pic?

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Haiku #334092

Was there any bad
     experiences that you
had to adjust for?

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Haiku #334093

That's not how that works.
     Sling doesn't add anything
to the networks feed.

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Haiku #334094

Have you had any
     professional help at all
in the past few years?

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Haiku #334095

It was the playoffs.
     I didn't drink today. I won't
tomorrow either.

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Haiku #334096

What are you supposed
     to do with the steamroller?
Mine went similar.

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Haiku #334097

[removed] "Hey! i ASKED
     IF THERE WAS *EXPENSIVE* coke...
They didn't have any."

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Haiku #334098

Some of the advice
     I read on this sub this year
has truly fucked me.

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Haiku #334099

Almost every play
     that dunbar was in the game
for was terrible.

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Haiku #334100

No never. I guess
     the weather really shouldn't
sway my decision.

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Haiku #334101

There is substantial
     more detail our there, but that's
the bare bones of it.

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Haiku #334102

It was like any
     other routine day, except
for the incident.

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Haiku #334103

It seemed to go on
     forever until we came
up to a window.

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Haiku #334104

"What are those?" I asked.
     "Beats me, they're huge." F67 said, awe
stuck by this sighting.

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Haiku #334105

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #334106

In most drugs, changing
     one molecule means you no
longer have that drug.

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Haiku #334107

We are a run first
     team and there are receivers
ahead of Treadwell.

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Haiku #334108

Actually, both Louden
     books are probably worth reading.
Yes, it's a 1440p card.

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Haiku #334109

But well, I've prepared
     myself for the typical
yearly Rams bullshit.

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Haiku #334110

If you still have them,
     how many you have and how
much you selling for?

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Haiku #334111

It is a helpful
     warning to others of us,
myself included.

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Haiku #334112

Thank you! I think he's
     mad he wasn't invited
to the pool party.

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Haiku #334113

[removed] Perfect time
     for a Fisher "Fuck you" play.
mind posting a link?

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Haiku #334256

Although at this point
     in her life, divorce wouldn't
make a huge difference.

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Haiku #301190

Totally agree,
     but i worry that they will
fix the problem. No.

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Haiku #334257

If they don't help each
     other beat records they'll run
out of challenges.

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Haiku #334258

He needs way better
     coaching on how to tackle
and play real football.

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Haiku #334259

The fallout from their
     business relationship will
be a sight to see.

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Haiku #334260

Any possible
     solution to my being
here makes my head spin.

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Haiku #334261

I say he can't do
     that because he's already
committed four cards.

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Haiku #334262

Fucking great Yeah, there's
     definitely some whacko
pet owners out there.

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Haiku #334263

The dev lied about
     his game, of course people are
going to be pissed.

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Haiku #334264

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #334265

It is Him. It is
     the truth of our existence,
it is our purpose.

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Haiku #334266

[deleted] Classic
     West Coast Dink and Dunk offense
Terrible. Souls stacks?

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Haiku #301825

Im going up on
     the weekend of October
7th and 8th.

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Haiku #334267

But what I'm looking
     for is something that is much
easier to search.

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Haiku #334268

If God can run things
     better than we do, he ought
to get on with it.

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Haiku #334269

My dog. Guess I know
     what I'm doing with my puff
pastry tomorrow.

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Haiku #334270

Look at public schools
     such as Penn State, Michigan
State, etc.

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Haiku #334271

I have much to learn.
     I would really like to be
doing mobile though.

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Haiku #334272

Though I think option
     C as mentioned above would
be a good stopgap.

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Haiku #334273

That happened to me,
     and eventually became
full blown depression.

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Haiku #334274

If he refuses
     the suggestion, then you need
to get yourself out.

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Haiku #334275

If retail is what
     you can find until you get
through school, deal with it.

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Haiku #334276

The madness of Kurtz
     was appealing to him, but
at the end he passed.

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Haiku #334277

#KEEP UP THE PRESSURE
     [deleted] Thanks! Ill +rep you
as soon as i can!

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Haiku #334278

They'll just be sending
     messages into the void.
Smart stuff. I hope so.

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Haiku #334279

She LOOKS unhealthy,
     she has unhealthy history,
and current health issues.

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Haiku #334280

That was a bad throw,
     but our receivers haven't
been open at all.

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Haiku #334281

Bloodsuckers were on
     Olympics level. We were
close to the checkpoint.

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Haiku #334282

We slowly got up
     and sat us at the barrel
fire at the checkpoint.

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Haiku #334283

They certainly aren't
     'things that experts no longer
believe to be true'.

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Haiku #334284

I know that's really
     lauded as well, but I didn't
enjoy it that much.

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Haiku #334286

When you turn it back
     on it'll pick up where you were.
Oh okay, I see!

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Haiku #334287

I had that one too!
     Once I finished it, I glued
that shit together.

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Haiku #334288

But ISIS will not
     just be content to have their
own space and exist.

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Haiku #334289

Seemed like a cool place,
     and it really is I guess,
it just isn't me.

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Haiku #334290

Only do this if
     you can 1v1/2 anyone on
the enemy team.

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Haiku #334291

Group, if your team likes
     to throw fights while you're not there
or if you can't 1v2.

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Haiku #334292

[deleted] id like
     to sell them all at once [how
can you hate this man?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334293

BAD. Human? NO SHE'S
     A REPTILE ROBOT. Home life?
HUSBAND DICKS BIMBOS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334294

WHATEVER YOU SPEAK.
     Donald Trump on war? BAD. Drugs?
BAD. Truth? BAD. Platform?

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Haiku #334295

Donald Trump on war?
     BAD. Drugs? BAD. Truth? BAD. Platform?
INCOHERENT LIES.

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Haiku #334296

BAD. Drugs? BAD. Truth? BAD.
     Platform? INCOHERENT LIES.
Economy? BAD.

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Haiku #334297

And guess what? You don't
     shit about me either you
fucking hypocrite.

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Haiku #334298

So everything gets
     contracted down to nothing;
a singular point.

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Haiku #334299

there's definitely
     going to be better float
ones in the future.

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Haiku #334300

Now the people who
     have been watching since the 70s
do have a right. Good.

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Haiku #334301

All good my brother.
     Let's tell the world it was steel!
What are you hiding?

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Haiku #334302

And someone could be
     nationalist and socialist.
Where do you put them?

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Haiku #334303

The AKA has reached
     $100k of their $400k donation
goal to fight the DEA.

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Haiku #334304

What an ignorant
     comment in a failed attempt
at being a troll.

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Haiku #334305

But, the bottom line
     is not blurry; it is clear.
Don't do stupid shit.

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Haiku #334306

It doesn't sound like
     you have any idea
what's actually involved.

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Haiku #334307

The lack of credit
     we get for the Virginia
Tech game baffles me.

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Haiku #334308

Perhaps they lower
     the sound of the audience
when Hillary speaks?

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Haiku #334309

STEP TWO: ASSUME TURRET
     CONFIGURATION. STEP THREE:
DESTROY ALL HUMANS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334310

Do you feel it when
     you are pulling in or when
finishing the rep?

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Haiku #334311

But I am glad you
     are happy with your results,
that's all that matters.

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Haiku #334312

Free market but no
     rent, no owning land, and no
passive income streams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334313

We started early
     June and then assessments were
early September.

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Haiku #334314

That being said, I've
     had great luck with most of their
products otherwise.

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Haiku #334315

I've been straight with him
     about anything he was
curious about.

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Haiku #334316

If you're in a small
     untreated room, you'll probably
get lots of echos.

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Haiku #334317

So a quarter black?
     Got 400k and seller came through
without issue WHAT!?

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Haiku #334318

You turned to the east
     and set off towards the ruins.
Towards the soured ground.

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Haiku #334319

Your party set out
     to search but in truth, a search
was never needed.

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Haiku #334320

There is a reason
     Germany was divided
up the way it was.

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Haiku #334321

Even when he is
     at a clear disadvantage.
"Thanks for the support!"

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Haiku #334322

I was expecting
     to do well with no effort
like I always had.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334323

Beyond the stuff you
     already know about, why
worry about it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334463

Glad you are ok!
     Does the Cyborg one ever
appear in the film?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334464

Not sure. But the rain
     delay comeback against New
York was fantastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334465

I didn't even think
     before I typed I just typed
what was on my mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334466

I appreciate
     the tag but I can't help out
with support issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334467

The Republican
     Party may just be beyond
saving at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334468

If you think Muslims
     are brainwashed to jihad then
we would all be fucked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334469

Think I should get it.
     I don't really want to spend
any more than that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334470

There were stars flying
     by as if I was traveling
in space at great speed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334471

I despise this phone
     and am counting the days till
my new phone arrives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334472

I hope Hideo
     continues to fuck with us
with his new projects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334473

stuka is a lot
     easier to predict What
questions do you have?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334474

This has to be some
     special duct tape or something.
Absolutely based!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334475

Absolutely based!
     Honestly I would have changed
my name at that point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334476

Anyone who says
     black people can't be racist
is delusional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334477

Want the drink menu?
     Fantastic flair. Keep doing
what your doing chap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334478

Yet that is being
     dragged out, ignoring far more
important issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334479

I physically gagged.
     That was too much, OP. I'd drive
that thing everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334480

Anderson Cooper.
     Never trust a man who looks
that good for his age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334481

Everything will be
     ok I still use that play
to help me get off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334482

Reed needs to get on
     whatever fitness program
Tyler White is on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334483

Here comes the fake punt!
     Calling it now! Thanks. Guess I'll
leave it as is, then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334484

Actually, don't do that,
     they probably have guns and are
already unhinged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334485

Not sure if that would
     keep their alcohol needs from
being met or not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334486

It's also got close
     to double the frequency,
not that that means much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334487

(I don't bother though).
     Yeah sure You're on "foot patrol",
aren't you? Monitors?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334488

American flag
     on the wall is hung backwards.
Figures as much. Nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334489

Figures as much. Nice.
     Hannity can get some real
exposure on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334490

If you're smoking meat,
     don't keep opening the door
and looking at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334491

Do you know about
     proper edge termination?
It might help with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333122

The analogy
     treats women as not having
sexual feelings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334492

#Seahawks will win this.
     Fire Jeff Fisher "GOD DAMMIT
I HAD AN AFFAIR!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #334493

Especially a school
     in Queens, the most diverse place
in the world. Agreed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334494

Would you say that 1H
     and 19F are high frequency
while the rest are low?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334495

Is this where I jump
     in and insult you with great
comedic timing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334496

I'm mostly quiet
     because my school promotes these
ideas and I'm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334497

Normally I wouldn't
     even count them, but they seem
to cite where needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334498

So you could munch on
     dietary fats all day
and not gain a pound.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334499

[deleted] No one
     is getting offended here
but you it would seem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334500

I find it funny
     how they say their products are
designed in Brooklyn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334501

Be cool. Those are things
     that I don't like about it.
It's my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334502

Move to there jungle,
     set up patrol points and it'll
go between them all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334503

I mean, teachers stop
     getting involved with parents
in like 4th grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334504

Are all alleyways
     inherently dangerous
in major cities?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334505

It was the furthest
     thing from easy to not vote
for a Democrat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334506

That would be playing
     their game with only their rules,
a guaranteed loss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334507

Edit: [Here's Barton
     Gellman of The Washington
Post on the matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334508

Its just how your post
     seemed to be more poetry
than reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334509

I feel awful :c
     poor little geordie just
wants his hamster back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334510

What I did was close
     ALL processes, restart phone,
and then restart app.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334511

WOW I've not seen him
     do it at the gigs I've been
to, but they're no saints.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334512

And you'd agree if
     you have researched the subject.
Rivers did last year?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334513

To cap his hat trick
     no less died by an arrow
to the eye Great job!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334514

Pixel Fire (Turtle)
     and maybe something on top
Thank you very much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334515

Not that people are
     prevented to go into
tents, but they just don't.

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Haiku #334516

Keeping that in mind,
     my first out of the box thought
would be fix a flat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334517

Anytime you get
     minutes you are most likely
gonna produce stats.

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Haiku #334518

Good thing that spike didn't
     fuck them over too much Man,
the field goals are real!

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Haiku #334519

Have a great day too.
     This week is pretty mundane
for me. Fuck yeah boys!!!!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334520

Try clearing app cache
     on your phone, specifically
steam cache Yeah, probably.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334521

Yeah I think every
     whale on here has their bad luck
on certain units.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334522

Just because something
     "can work if you're good" doesn't
make it a smart pick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334523

Almost anything
     Peter Steele touched is pure gold
to me anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334524

but if lending time
     is a concern for you there
is a work around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334525

It took me so long
     to actually get him into
the ferris wheel cart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334526

Personally I would
     just like the steps back, it was
really fun with those.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334527

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334528

I think the whole *false
     advertising* fiasco
is way overblown.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334529

Again, the age old
     question, is it rape or theft?
This scene was pure gold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334530

One of my favorites
     is "The Emperor new clothes".
What is your favorite?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334669

Or you know, keeping
     your back secure when you know
blue can teleport.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334670

[LITERALLY DYING]
     I understand that. I was
talking high level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334671

Cooper is so fast.
     I wish we used him more on
double moves down field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334672

If people tell you
     smoking lets you make more friends,
stay away from him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334673

Late? Nah it's 7pm
     Sunday here you fall within
the grace period!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334674

Thanks! Good to know! You?
     Are you talking to me? Nice!
What would that look like?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334675

Also, we saw him
     way earlier in the wharf
while we were fishing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334676

At least not if you're
     all wanting to keep your own
sanity intact!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334677

Unfortunately,
     I got dismissed, even though
I wasn't trying to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334678

I have the moving
     and basic paintings, do you
have anything [here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #334679

and to book the trip
     for free? what a deal! He's done.
Sell him for some scraps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334680

Unless you scraped off
     the insulation, then you
might get a mild shock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334681

But with anything
     made in the last decade, or
even more, it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334682

I'm surprised that you're
     scared about graduating
with an EE Degree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334683

I haven't a clue
     as to who he is, and know
nothing about him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334684

When I first started
     playing I lost 700k and didn't
play for a few days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334685

Big improvements on
     the camera (especially plus
models), front and back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334686

There is a problem,
     and his name is Jeff Fisher.
That team is so fucked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334687

But for the most part
     IMO, you shouldn't plan on
getting out early.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334688

I hope you guys stay
     together though, for your sake.
Nah, it's much better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334689

That offensive is
     just bad, which you should have known
if you drafted him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334690

If you are not, please
     switch to the Desktop site on
your mobile browser!

Score: 0          

Haiku #334691

It's for this reason
     that the discrimination
has gotten so bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334692

And as religions,
     the institutions themselves
will be slow to change.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334693

That's pretty. Don't slam
     all those half empty dew cans
on it when raging.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334694

Sushi Deli is
     my favorite, it's off convoy
right up the freeway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334695

It separates out
     the real cost of the phone from
the cost of the plan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334696

Holy shit. [removed]
     Lol you're the asshole
with that attitude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334697

I legit just killed
     three tiny ants on my couch
within one minute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334698

Well shot and very
     enjoyable in a slow
burning sort of way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334699

Yogurt, especially
     Greek has good protein. You can
eat that on the go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #334700

Start to the side, start
     at the back, just let the fast
swimmers go ahead.

Score: 0          


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