Haiku #231708
Can't you see how much
better you make the world just
by being in it?
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Can't you see how much
better you make the world just
by being in it?
I'm fine. I'm listening
to music and eating lunch.
You're still an asshole.
Your cat has no more
metaphysical value
than a deer or cow.
That was too easy.
You probably have a giant
butt plug up your ass.
This only makes me
wonder where else our lovely
adventure can go.
But that's like keeping
butterflies in the hope they'll
start a hurricane.
It was stupid. I,
too, am a fan of throwing
gasoline on fires.
If its hot enough
for ice cream its hot enough
to murder someone.
While I was crying
my crush was laughing at me
the entire time.
And then I realized
I have no idea what's
actually going on.
That means I'm also
radioactive, because
I love bananas.
Or how about this:
tradition makes you stupid,
religious, and poor.
For Janet, help came
from her faith, but it also
came from a squirrel.
When there's nobody
to pay the bill, everyone
ends up paying it.
Hey, you have a job
in this economy, you
should be grateful. Pie.
You can't tell me who
I can and can't descend from.
This is Tennessee!
If anyone has
better info, or thinks I'm
wrong, please correct me.
I'm not sure how you
knew about his excessive
butt sex practices.
If you were mid 30's
going for mid to low 20's,
you'd be a puma.
I definitely
would not be a good person
post apocalypse.
Again, deflecting
the question and floating on
your delusion cloud.
Making sex a gift
or a special occasion
is so fucking sad.
I am not convinced
that "fish don't feel pain," in fact,
I am sure they do.
Is really many
potato and no gulag
in Amerika?
Dude, don't. Your home will
smell like piss and no one will
want to come over.
my mouth literally
dropped open and stayed that way
for a whole minute.
Exactly, it's best
that karma is worth nothing,
except for karma.
You should really come
out of the closet and just
admit that you're gay.
I blame myself. Still.
I know it's not my fault but
I still blame myself.
The door creaked open,
but in the place of the girl
was an old woman.
He told me he was
going to take a shower
so I said "ok".
In short, my goal is
to leave this world a better
place than I got it.
Nah I'm just going
to stand here and watch you dumb
folks till you get it.
I cant imagine.
Men's penises. Some of them
do have their own phones.
But lurking inside
are a lot of good people
with good ideas.
She was with a new
boyfriend but was at your place
cuddling and kissing?
I can also hear
the hiss that televisions
make when they are on.
Why does God require
faith to determine something
so significant?
You can never be
congratulated enough.
Congratulations.
I purposely made
my account on leap day just
to see what happens.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
You are a good man.
And a good father. Know that.
Source by any chance?
Speaking for myself,
sex is very different to,
say, eating pizza.
Don't judge a man by
the rules he makes, judge him by
the rules he follows.
And sin, young man, is
when you treat people as things.
Including yourself.
Just know that I think
you're a nice guy, but I'm not
attracted to you.
Seems like such a chore...
Lap, lap, lap... Just liking what
porn tells me to like.
Just like my breakfast
today consisted of things
that were once alive.
First of all, I don't
think gay bashing is okay.
I'd never do it.
I just found that out
myself and I cannot wait
to be sterilized.
I only have her
as a companion because
I want to bang her.
My girlfriend said "I've
got an itch between my toes".
So I asked "Which toes?".
How do I argue
with someone who is simply
stupid and angry?
I got one last look
in her eyes before I closed
mine and she kissed me.
WAIT ARE WE GETTING
THE BICYCLE PUMP OR ARE
WE GIVING IT UP?
You have the power
to express perfect kindness,
selflessness and love.
And in any case,
the onus is not on me.
Prove your fucking point.
The only thing you
need to change is the fact you
don't have my number.
He didn't get chocolate
very often, so he is
extra dangerous.
Also, does butter
count as a spice, because if
so, I would add that.
You can dismiss him
for being a complete tool,
because he is one.
Unfortunately,
this scheme would end with Maggie
shooting Mr. Burns.
Again, peer to peer,
what is my obligation
to answer questions?
Maybe the people
are really just elephants?
I get by okay.
I do however
have an upside down mustache
that I am proud of.
While he is pooping.
She's stunning. I don't like Dr.
Pepper anyway.
TIL Robocop could
potentially qualify
as a kid's movie.
If you kill yourself,
you will never reach a dream.
Never get married.
As long as we can
use it to shoot other guns.
Chainsaws preferably.
"I've never met one
who can look you in the eye,"
what a load of crap.
One of the best ways
to work through our own problems
is to help others!
Am from Maine. When there's
no snow, there are yellow hats
everywhere always.
You need more help than
you think, your broken mind won't
fix your broken mind.
I'm glad your reading
comprehension is as high
as you think mine is.
Had no idea
what I was getting into,
and it was awesome.
I'll get back to you
when my novel is finished.
Mostly serious.
You are very good
looking but yeah, you might want
to ditch that nose ring.
The small scream before
he lets out the big one is
what does it for me.
Advertisers did
*not* invent my dad's bad breath,
I can swear by that.
Good beer. My buddy
makes knives. We brew together.
He sharpens my knives.
Oh, he also sells
alcohol for a living.
We weren't offended.
I wouldn't and if
I absolutely had to,
I would not swallow.
Your friend left behind
something beautiful for us
before his passing.
Society is
not going to collapse, just
the economy.
Religion is just
something we use to make us
feel comfortable.
driving in the main
artery highway is fast
but very boring.
"Gotta Catch 'em All."
Easy there buddy- need some
mental health treatment?
I don't usually
say hi or wave, but neither
do people I pass.
Poor obedience
will result in any breed
being aggressive.
You kiddies can use
that idea if you'd like.
Thanks for the response.
Playing with your hair
is a sign of sexual
tension by the way.
My God! This is hot!
Seduce me more! Tell me how
often you vacuum!
I've always wanted
to be a grammar nazi
but my grammar sucks.
I feel a little
bit less like a weirdo now.
Stay tuned. I was there.
I could hear my brain
going "BREATHE, BREATHE, MOVE YOUR LEGS",
but to no avail.
Still, thanks for the tip.
Just remember, whatever
you do, don't look up.
The cows are long gone,
in fact, the barn never had
any cows in it.
What the bible says
is irrelevant to our
lives as atheists.
WE HAVE LOST TO BLUE!
GOTTA DO IT ALL OVER
AGAIN! PRAISE HELIX!
Maybe we're harder
to manage, to motivate,
to sell bullshit to.
It comes down to this,
sex is the forbidden fruit,
so teens want it more.
One day he was caught.
Some officers followed him
to my grandma's house.
-He might have hidden
out at the aunts house, as his
grave is buried there.
Watching a movie
about it isn't going
to entertain me.
Everything built by
ACME fails is an inside
joke on Mexico.
The whole post strongly
resembles circumcision
activist trolling.
Now, I literally
don't remember what I said
(he doesn't either).
We probably wouldn't
be super sexually
compatible, then.
Ya! And then one trips
and the other catches him
with his dick and... Well...
I appreciate
you reading and responding
to my story though.
You see, this story
is not a comprehensive
expose of Dr. Oz.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
How do you survive
in this world if you don't know
how computers work?
Try some alcohol?
It may be a really bad
tit removal job.
But ultimately
each person is the one who
is responsible.
Whole milk. Once you start
drinking whole milk, anything
else tastes like water.
Staying because I'm
afraid to be alone is
no reason to stay.
You should be happy
that you were able to be
diagnosed early.
You are all winners
in my book (which may or may
not be digital).
A lot of people
don't really pay attention
to the latter part.
In a communist
society, all of those
values are punished.
People are rarely
endangered by coyotes, but
your pets are tasty.
I'm confused. If Joe
is not your real name, why does
your niece call you that?
Okay. How about
"Nobody should throw stones." That's
crappy behavior.
I agree with Ron
Paul about the drug laws. Aw,
he looks kind of cute.
I have an issue
with my mouth moving faster
than my brain sometimes.
He won't save you on
this earth and we don't know if
anything comes next.
What words of wisdom
could he give me regarding
such a decision?
It was probably made
by a white guy, anyways!
Excellent questions!
My palms were sweating
as I anxiously waited
for the light to change.
Odd. I saw Ben Folds
and it was the worst concert
I've ever been to.
It has no rhyme or
reason to it, it's meaning
is found in itself.
Honestly, whether
you intended that or not,
that comes off as rude.
Just because one *feels*
like he's outside his body
doesn't make it true.
Who gives a fuck if
someone asks a question that's
been answered before?
What is the difference
between killing and murder?
When is killing wrong?
I hate my country.
I'm a virgin so its not
herpes There's a ghost.
I believe it is
right to pay for services
rendered, and I do.
I'm clicking on links
from your site to other things
on your site, you freaks!
I hear Canada
also has universal
health care. OMG!
All the while, he still
tries to seek revenge over
the death of his love.
If the rules were changed
overnight people would do
bad to get heaven.
:D CANT TELL IF IM
ANGRY. OR JUST REALLY FUCKED
UP. Try heroin.
Soldier on! I do
this sometimes with my face wash
if I'm too tired.
I look at like this,
we are becoming a group
think society.
They sting you and don't
even have the decency
to die afterwards.
Because the world is
for shareholders, not fluffy
things and people. Fixed.
I just went to their
website to get more info.
It's unusable.
If you really like
something, get it on a shirt
or something like that.
Oh my fucking god.
You literally **cannot** make
this kind of thing up.
My relationship
with my mom isn't the best,
even to this day.
Current economic
thought is caught in assumptions
from bygone eras.
Video gaming
and sitting on my lazy
ass are my hobbies.
These people don't want
to be there, there is nowhere
else for them to go.
And even if you
are weight lifting, you can still
get enough protein.
I was practicing
on my Pocket Trumpet once
during a road trip.
Indeed. He is too
generous, I gonna try
ask him for money...
Did he cheat on me?
First that stupid Hillary
chick and now this bitch?
I had no savings,
a pile of credit card debt,
and no job prospects.
I shall hope to win
This is going to dilute
the armor market.
You'd rather your house
didn't catch fire, but if it does,
you want a recourse.
It might be a good
sex life to you but it won't
be to everyone.
I was so lonely,
I engaged her, even though
I was suspicious.
As little labor
regulation as you can
get away with John.
Why are you doing
that to mommy?! She is hurt!
Stop it Skittles! Please!!
Try to figure out
where your dog is coming from
with this behavior.
Wait, there are other
types of libertarians
except misguided?
Plus she was being
all shady with Andrea
in the beginning.
I noticed that change
from "What we did and did right"
to "what we're doing".
It worked. How did you
make money if it didn't go
up (or down) in price?
But if he's talking
about the "God hates fags" stuff,
then yeah, that's hate speech.
Also the placement,
spacing and scale of the type
bothers me a bit.
Get her to focus
on something else, get her mind
completely off it.
Not once did I say
you were attempting to make
something illegal.
Like, what the fuck, ma?
You couldn't even ask me
if it was cool first?
Yeah growing up rice
and black beans happened often.
And the Mojo pork.
I watched people walk
around with bags and pretend
to pick up the shit.
However, I feel
that this is almost pointless
to argue about.
What I usually
do is check the CDs out
at the library.
Sometimes they make eye
contact and then just go back
to watching the show.
Other guys may think
I'm pussy whipped, but the truth
is I'm pussy whipped.
Donkey Kong Country
has to be one of the most
fun games of all time.
Thank you for doing
the right thing, even having
been burned in the past.
I am not giving
in for fear of illegal
police harassment.
He's not disabled.
Heck, there's people who have like
no hands who are gold.
The ostracism
comes after a totally
justified beating.
There are many things
we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.
Wouldn't these people
be happier if they just
moved to North Korea?
I'm wondering, why
is the page so, uh I can't
think of the word. Long?
Whereas if a man
said something happened, no one
questions or doubts it.
I appreciate
your concern though and I'm glad
you offered to help.
I had one last week
that said, "this sweater is blue
like in the pictures!
If you're interested
in a particular one,
please specify which.
And the fact it looks
the size of my forearm means
OP is a loose slut.
If you are looking
for ransom, I can tell you
I don't have money.
I don't know how old
you are but I would say stay
away from the stuff.
It's awesome to see
how involved all of us are
on this sub right now.
[deleted] I am
tattooed and pierced, and I am
interesting as fuck.
Anybody else?
You sound hot for some reason.
Sent you a PM!
Over the shoulder
quadruple boulder holders.
Why did I click, why?
I think the world is
going to have to get used
to, you know, progress.