Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #219137

I love history, there's
     just so much though and I want
to absorb it all.

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Haiku #219138

out of signal range)?
     He has to drive you, but now
he doesn't know how.

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Haiku #219139

Terrible pilot?
     Dude, I can get off the ground,
and that's about it.

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Haiku #219140

You are deluded
     then My SO doesn't wash his
face with anything!

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Haiku #219141

For me. What has worked
     is vigilance. Precautions.
Over precaution.

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Haiku #219142

Their new livery
     is great Its the only one
that has firefly.

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Haiku #219143

Rose better get some
     titanium knee transplants
first Thanks for the link!

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Haiku #219144

He can always work
     for Microsoft's customer
service department.

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Haiku #219145

You can exquisite
     or machine gun jab before
you will driver though.

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Haiku #219146

Happens. On the bright
     side I got my bail money
back a year later.

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Haiku #219147

So far its saved me
     5K on a CT Scan and some
other small charges.

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Haiku #219148

Correct, so we need
     to go elsewhere to decide.
On this we agree.

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Haiku #219149

That strategy works,
     therefore that's the strategy
I'll be endorsing.

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Haiku #219150

He did some crazy
     things but he also made some
terrible mistakes.

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Haiku #219151

Lol. It's like
     how much bang from your buck you
got from the player.

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Haiku #219152

Seriously, it's
     like you guys have never seen
one of these before.

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Haiku #219153

I know some people
     love them and really enjoy
the experience.

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Haiku #219154

I hid it all out
     behind our storage shed, green
room, and chicken coup.

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Haiku #219155

It started as books
     and just became stuff that was
convenient to have.

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Haiku #219156

I'm probably being
     unfair to a good theory,
but I'm unconvinced.

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Haiku #219157

I grew up in New
     Mexico and pinto beans
were what was eaten.

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Haiku #219158

So sure, he can go
     and say, yes, this game will run
at 1080p on toasters.

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Haiku #219159

The traffic in these
     threads is so low that it all
gets read anyway.

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Haiku #219160

Didn't I pay like 14k
     tip for the Boston's big four?
That seemed fair imo.

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Haiku #219161

That seemed fair imo.
     The fan that was yelling was
Brendan Shanahan.

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Haiku #219162

I've met a Tiny
     Bubbles last week. It should work
across all hardware.

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Haiku #219163

what are you even
     doing in those douche zones since
you've become engaged?

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Haiku #219374

I think if we had
     done that it would have ended
with us breaking up.

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Haiku #219375

Unimpressive team
     with a "losing manager".
Impressive on them.

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Haiku #219376

I really wouldn't
     want to live in Seattle
making 36k a year.

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Haiku #219377

It's a terrible
     name, but it is real. Leave it.
I will handle it.

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Haiku #219378

I, too, stopped speaking,
     but the thing is, I also
stopped thinking... sort of.

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Haiku #219379

It's all a mitzvah!"
     "Can we do it standing up?"
"No." says the rabbi."

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Haiku #219380

I do not think so.
     Why you use such a dirty,
offensive language?

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Haiku #219381

My parents brought me
     there once when I was a kid,
it was pretty cool!

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Haiku #219382

Does anyone know
     what it is and how to get
rid of it? The lords.

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Haiku #219383

The only lord I've
     struggled with is Nito on
my bow only run.

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Haiku #219384

Does he not realize
     that he set a man on fire
to death? I get lamp.

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Haiku #219385

Loving, funny, great
     with our toddler and of course
really really cute.

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Haiku #219386

Honestly I'm not
     opposed to gun ownership
even the slightest.

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Haiku #219387

I might also get
     calls in my off hours asking
questions about stuff.

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Haiku #219388

It came off in one
     piece and there was just plain skin
when I took it off.

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Haiku #219389

Depends on the day,
     the sub, the regulars, and,
seemingly their air.

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Haiku #219390

Impressive. how do
     you have that many brigades
as south africa?

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Haiku #219391

Am I the only
     one who thinks Ruby would share?
Edit: A letter.

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Haiku #219392

Both countries now are
     open to the idea.
It's still pretty bad.

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Haiku #219393

Sweet bag. For me its
     the kind of society
you want to live in.

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Haiku #219394

if bob was in their
     void, it was their job to make
sure he was gone first!

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Haiku #219395

But the unique thing
     about us "aliens" is
that we're not alone.

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Haiku #219396

Like do you think they'll
     apply in succession or
both at the same time.

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Haiku #219397

Did you have a point?
     Or did you just want to spread
your own discontent?

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Haiku #219398

I cannot even
     describe how much hearing her
say that meant to me.

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Haiku #219399

I hope everything
     works out for the both of you.
How do watchwords work?

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Haiku #219400

Van Gaal turned players
     who supporters wanted sold
into quality.

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Haiku #219401

If men could just stop
     raping, then who would believe
false accusations?

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Haiku #219402

Thank you my friend, you've
     provided a great fix where
nobody else could!

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Haiku #219403

The last time I checked,
     the people who make vaccines
are scientists as well.

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Haiku #219404

Yay... I felt like Lars
     was very bored when he made
Nymphomaniac.

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Haiku #219405

But it's the only
     data we have that stretches
back into the 1990s.

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Haiku #219406

For fucks sake people
     forget the fine line between
SMOKE and Cannabis.

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Haiku #219407

This takes time, but is
     invaluable when it comes
to understanding.

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Haiku #219408

There are many poor
     people in this world who wont
do this for money.

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Haiku #219409

I would also be
     pissed that they all knew before
she did! What the hell?

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Haiku #219410

Keeping your tires
     inflated is the main thing
in preventing flats.

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Haiku #219411

I turned down several
     believing that something else
was coming my way.

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Haiku #219412

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #219413

A slightly longer
     explanation is they're both
Sig Sauer pistols.

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Haiku #219414

I'm perceiving more
     and more that your depression
is screwing with you.

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Haiku #219415

Like the hurricane
     episode where Dennis is
talking to those girls.

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Haiku #219416

If you're not having
     any cravings, I wouldn't
worry about it.

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Haiku #219417

Just trying to defend
     this game and the people who
made it possible.

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Haiku #219418

Cheap plane to drop rounds
     on people on the ground who
can barely shoot back.

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Haiku #219419

Even if they don't
     say anything, their actions
speak louder than words.

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Haiku #219420

It's the same way if
     you visit someone's profile
and look their comment.

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Haiku #219421

Thank you for your nice
     messages, and I can't wait
to see where I go!

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Haiku #219422

Thank you. I'm sorry,
     but he is a fantastic
dramatic actor.

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Haiku #219423

So I am looking
     for a dog that already
knows whats going on.

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Haiku #219424

Would've been better
     if his last name was Boyle or
Lot instead of Cape.

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Haiku #219425

If only I had
     asked a little before that...
I could've done it...

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Haiku #219426

Paraguayan men
     don't help out with household chores
at all, by and large.

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Haiku #219427

You will need more or
     less testing depending on
the examiner.

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Haiku #219428

Chances are though, if
     you like it, there are other
people that do to.

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Haiku #219429

It's not that your best
     friend is a bad person it's
just how humans think.

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Haiku #219430

You can wait or you
     can provide your phone number
and we'll call you back.

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Haiku #219431

This will probably be
     the last time we get to use
this facility.

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Haiku #219432

I hate watching stuff
     like this with little mistakes
every now and then.

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Haiku #219433

It's to shade his eyes
     when his bike goes up in flames
in the first few laps.

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Haiku #219434

But he has lost his
     touch on free kicks, so he needs
to stop taking them.

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Haiku #219435

Yeah I've actually been
     married this whole time, I guess
I never told you.

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Haiku #219436

Most people are more
     bothered by "disorder" than
"disability".

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Haiku #219437

Now I only pray
     we hear the same news coming
out of Edmonton.

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Haiku #219438

That's probably the one
     on this list I would prefer
to never exist.

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Haiku #219439

Just breathe. And have fun.
     Flutes can barely be heard on
the field anyway.

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Haiku #219440

Your lazy joke does
     nothing except make a bad
situation worse.

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Haiku #219441

The good news is you
     should get much better very
quickly She didn't die...

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Haiku #219442

Ideally you can
     find someone who can also
do some marketing.

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Haiku #219582

i guess you can say
     i sparked your writing career
once you get famous.

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Haiku #219583

Not in the killings,
     never in the killings, but
in the job well done.

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Haiku #219584

And at last, they see.
     They see they cannot feed me,
for I am hunger.

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Haiku #219586

It's obviously
     apparent you have nothing
so along you go.

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Haiku #219587

As did I, but am
     disappointed with its range...
Never heard of him.

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Haiku #219588

If that's the case then
     I have no advice but I'm
sure Simons else will!

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Haiku #219589

I have all of these.
     What's the best way to share them?
I didn't do that though.

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Haiku #219590

I once caught a fish
     this big! How did we not score!
*My* beloved PETA?

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Haiku #219591

I say wait until
     HoW before making any
drastic decisions.

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Haiku #219592

Blade Do you date fat
     chicks, are are you holding out
for really hot chicks?

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Haiku #219593

So you've included
     some I agree with, and some
I don't in your list.

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Haiku #219594

Proper video
     equipment *is* expensive.
Very expensive.

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Haiku #219595

The divine doesn't
     hand weight lifters their bodies,
their own hard work does.

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Haiku #219596

[deleted] I think
     standard conversation is
the best place for it.

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Haiku #219597

This is exactly
     the piece of information
I was missing! Thanks!

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Haiku #219598

Market signals are
     highly accurate, and should
never be ignored.

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Haiku #219599

I got a picture
     with Adam and talked to Chad
for a little bit.

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Haiku #219600

Keep trying. We also
     have the least amount of wins
in franchise history.

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Haiku #219601

Furthermore I am
     not trying to make a mountain
out of a mole hill.

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Haiku #219602

Each color has its
     own set of things it can do.
Out of committee.

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Haiku #219603

Come a long way since
     he smoked out of a honey
bear in True Romance.

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Haiku #219604

It's quite amusing.
     Definitely worth playing
in multiplayer.

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Haiku #219605

I don't mind. I'm sure
     we can find something to do
in the council room.

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Haiku #219606

Because what the hell
     else are you going to do?
You're in El Paso.

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Haiku #219607

You talk like the world
     owes you a good game, just fuck
off kid Me neither.

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Haiku #219610

I tried to comment
     as truthful as possible
at your other post.

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Haiku #219611

I have created
     the simulator to end
all simulators.

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Haiku #219612

You're trying to look smart
     without adding anything
to the discussion.

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Haiku #219613

People who agree
     with you matter, those who don't
agree, don't matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219614

How long does it take
     to blow up a dead baby
in a microwave?

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Haiku #219615

Men live five fewer
     years than women and they want
more rights for women.

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Haiku #219616

look at the picture,
     there is some propper writer
there, im guessing French.

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Haiku #219617

Someone might even
     mistake you for a Mortal
Kombat character.

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Haiku #219618

Not sure how I feel
     about the Formula X
in baby poop brown.

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Haiku #219619

Can't get any more
     classic than that. That sucks man.
What was the item?

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Haiku #219620

Sorry for the rant
     but I had to get it off
my chest lol.

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Haiku #219621

All throughout high school
     and into college I had
terrible acne.

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Haiku #185085

Sounds like a swell guy
     in mumble, and I have no
reason to hate him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219622

I understand what
     you said and you make very
clear and valid points.

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Haiku #219623

If your boss sucks or
     doesn't like you, find a new
job ASAP.

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Haiku #219624

that's strictly his own
     fault Yea, I really didn't like
going to that vet.

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Haiku #219625

Gideon. I think
     that's too strong, too much at once,
you'll scare her away.

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Haiku #219626

It allowed the RAF
     to micromanage German
attack formations.

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Haiku #219627

Everyone I've talked
     to either absolutely
loves it, or hates it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219628

Fairways in Sussex?
     One of my favorite courses
in the area.

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Haiku #219629

Yes it is a known
     feature, and an absolute
essential one too.

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Haiku #219631

[deleted] Are you
     proposing some kind of test
before having kids?

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Haiku #219632

Most won't get a co
     op, but some people will get
multiple offers.

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Haiku #219633

/RANT OVER sorry
     I got all riled up God get
over it ahah.

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Haiku #219634

I'm not exactly
     closeted, though I'm not out
to everyone yet.

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Haiku #219635

[deleted] Movies
     use audio watermarks
in the theaters.

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Haiku #219636

A lot of who you
     go to depends on the style
you're looking for too.

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Haiku #219637

Edit: You're right though,
     the scenario you gave
is not comparable.

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Haiku #219638

You don't really need
     to address the loss of his
offensive numbers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219639

I feel really bad
     that it took so long for you
to get a coat box.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219640

It's still dangerous
     and he shouldn't be jumping
like that. [Radical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219641

Then all exports will
     be shuttled to completely
separate terminals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219642

[deleted] Handguns
     are registered in PA if
I'm not mistaken.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219643

Good luck on your quest.
     This is my first and I don't
feel pregnant at all!

Score: 0          

Haiku #219645

While the show does some
     things better, they just outweigh
the bad things for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219646

Culpa mea! I stand
     firm on my opinion on
small caps however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219647

I literally just
     said this to a woman last
night at a party.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219648

It's a "spoilers all"
     thread and the summaries are
deliberately vague.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208951

Lastly, its also
     (officially) illegal
here in Canada.

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Haiku #219649

I do not TIL, but
     because I didn't know, I didn't
count it against you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219650

No they aren't This would
     explain how complex structures
and patterns are formed.

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Haiku #219651

They looted the house
     and then shot him in the head
execution style.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219652

I really hate not
     knowing any of this stuff.
Can't say I'm surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219653

The community
     there generally has better
knowledge on these things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219654

I'm lost. Ok Can't
     see Microsoft releasing
upgrades on consoles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219792

I think he used parts
     outside of the approved kit...
Excellent work, mate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219793

[deleted] how good
     & complete the official
tutorials are.

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Haiku #219794

The devil since it'll
     take someone selling their soul
for it to happen.

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Haiku #219795

I parked the bus on
     the tracks, got out, and waited
for a train to come.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219796

This is not petty
     revenge, this is well thought out
sadistic revenge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219797

You control them, you
     can make them react any
way you want. I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219798

They're saying you don't
     have the right to own nukes, not
that nukes aren't weapons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219799

Oh, and my ankle
     has not given me problems
since the surgery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219800

So if people are
     really trying to save a buck,
that's the way to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219801

I'm thinking either
     Abigail was a nut job
or you're her real child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219802

You have a snafu???
     I envy you, sir. Edit:
AND a nirvana?

Score: 0          

Haiku #219803

I would imagine
     the pay would be very good
for that kind of work.

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Haiku #219804

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219805

The label makers
     will have to get back to you
on what you are now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219806

Realize how much what
     you say can matter, and try
to say more nice things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219807

They are thin, normally
     red and yellow when stripped from
their outer jacket.

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Haiku #219808

This Community
     is proud to have someone like
you around, Emil!

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Haiku #219809

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #219810

Try talking with them
     and have them stop rather than
trying to out fox them.

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Haiku #219811

Sorry but how is
     this related to hacking
or security?

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Haiku #219812

Probably. Doesn't change
     the fact that this makes it *way
cooler*. Oh momma....

Score: 0          

Haiku #219813

He fucked up for sure
     with the Ron situation,
and then with the tweet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219815

Di Maria time?
     You must have had an eight year
old at on point. All.

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Haiku #219816

As far as I can
     tell they have the same structure,
not all X are Y.

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Haiku #219817

You absolutely
     CAN keep them on loose substrate.
The point isn't that.

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Haiku #219818

The easy ones, like
     Galaxy and 3D World, aren't
very fun imo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219819

It is pulling guys
     down to women's level, not
raising women up.

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Haiku #219820

Now *that* is a case
     I can stand behind. Yeah that's
definitely it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219821

So yes, my advice
     is to definitely go
with a litmus test.

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Haiku #219822

I just want to know
     why I have to pay full price
for a year old game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219823

The only downside
     for me is that it now needs
cutting all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219824

A trade or move would
     be rejected if it put
you under the cap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219825

[deleted] Every
     single lord that catches them
is free to kill them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219826

Your also thinking
     in absolutes, which you can't
with security.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219827

...This is just... Perfect.
     Waiting for mine since like, one
month and a half Ouch.

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