Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #291204

Your current employer
     deserves absolutely no
loyalty from you.

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Haiku #291205

Any advice or
     suggestions depend on what
you want to do now.

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Haiku #291206

This will hopefully
     get her to realize that she's
in a fixed mindset.

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Haiku #291207

Perhaps the whole thing
     was unhealthy, but I still
don't see it that way.

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Haiku #291208

Cutting tax credits
     means small increase however
less people working.

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Haiku #291209

As soon as I jumped
     into online I saw what
I was doing wrong.

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Haiku #291210

Someone is really
     bitter after the crushing
losses yesterday.

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Haiku #291211

My belt from him just
     reached Chicago yesterday
though, can't wait Hear, hear.

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Haiku #291212

The chat settings are
     in the documentation
because they still work.

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Haiku #291213

Maybe he was just
     trying to spur some dialogue
with other 'Cats fans...?

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Haiku #291214

That's true, though only
     half of cap state forest is
in Thurston county.

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Haiku #291215

The Party can choose
     whoever they want to run
in the election.

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Haiku #291216

Now that I've actually
     read the petition, it seems
pretty obvious.

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Haiku #291217

Who cares? thanks a lot,
     that gives me a bit to go
on at the moment.

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Haiku #291219

His vacation time
     is a huge secret but you've
uncovered the truth.

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Haiku #291220

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #291221

A place like a school,
     hospital, or courthouse should
be fine. It's still great.

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Haiku #291222

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

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Haiku #291223

All things which stealthy
     should help with.... Just a heads up:
Lose: opposite of gain.

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Haiku #291224

I mean bigger than
     anything the campaign has
ever done before.

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Haiku #291225

The idea is
     that happiness and pleasure
are two different things.

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Haiku #291226

Also, make sure you
     use the stainless steel wool, not
just the regular.

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Haiku #291370

Fuck that shit. I can't
     believe how many people
get their news from there.

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Haiku #291371

The advice to save
     for the Healer banner is
not bad in itself.

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Haiku #291372

but I would prefer
     to deliver my present
to you... deep inside!

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Haiku #291373

[deleted] You mean
     the weirdo ones where only
1st class has sockets?

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Haiku #291374

Potential to play
     for free by buying in game
item called a plex.

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Haiku #291375

Most people who read
     Carr, will go back to smoking.
It isn't easy.

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Haiku #291376

We need to support
     one another no matter
how we are quitting.

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Haiku #291377

If what you're saying
     was true, no company would
ever buy a car.

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Haiku #291378

But they let the clock
     tick down because they don't want
to make the first move.

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Haiku #291379

Was that Michigan?
     Obama wasn't even
on the ballot there.

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Haiku #291380

Same here. I have no
     issues receiving rewards
when I pay early.

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Haiku #291381

You can probably name
     every major nuclear
accident ever.

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Haiku #291382

If you ever end
     up taking special orders
you can count me in.

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Haiku #291383

I don't have any
     idea why you are trying
to steal The Culture.

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Haiku #291384

He is relying
     on your inexperience
to keep you in line.

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Haiku #291385

They will then badger
     the guy with tests to see if
he'll commit to them.

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Haiku #291386

I was at this show,
     it was cool to see, kinda
strange body language.

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Haiku #291387

And lastly the Bard,
     making wise remarks and cracks
at both friend and foe.

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Haiku #291388

Pretty sure with his
     surveillance system in place
he knew who was there.

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Haiku #291389

No occupation,
     and Palestinians still
wanted to kill Jews.

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Haiku #291390

Stats don't bother me.
     The weapons I like don't come
from strikes, save for grasp.

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Haiku #291391

No I'm in the US.
     Download the chrome extension
to refresh for you!

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Haiku #291392

It's ready! Do you
     want a male or a female?
yes, it's pinch runner.

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Haiku #291393

I totally would
     have settled with my ex, if
she hadn't left me.

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Haiku #291394

I'm tired, and we're
     going around in circles.
I'm going to bed.

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Haiku #291395

He definitely
     holds this pompous "my way or
no way" attitude.

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Haiku #291396

He walked up to her
     with his happy smile still there.
"Hey there. Are you new?"

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Haiku #291397

(That sounds weird, but he's
     serious about playing
as long as he can).

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Haiku #291398

Is this referring
     to the length of Trump's fingers
or Trump's penis size?

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Haiku #291399

Getting a decent
     lead in the half and choking
to finish the game.

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Haiku #291400

I'm really impressed
     with the use of character
themes in the stages.

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Haiku #291401

Dying Light is great.
     Repetitive, but really
great controls and feel.

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Haiku #291403

It doesn't matter
     what the outcome is as long
what you do is good?

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Haiku #291404

Open up the Sound
     control panel and click on
the Recording tab.

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Haiku #291405

Actual no loot from
     crabs is a bug, but getting
reduced loot is not.

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Haiku #291406

Lol I chose
     the name because I had no
clue what to call it.

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Haiku #291407

**Academia**
     I think you hit the nail on
the head with this one.

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Haiku #291408

It's just video
     game money until you can
actually make it real.

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Haiku #291409

As far as I know,
     the Australian test is not
based in religion.

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Haiku #291410

People complaining
     about its taking their time
and its tedious.

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Haiku #291411

One support and one
     carry go in each side lane,
and mid is solo.

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Haiku #291412

And besides, motor
     oil would have nothing to do
with this accident.

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Haiku #291413

Real low skilled jobs won't
     bother negotiating
at the starting pay.

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Haiku #291414

Thanks. Its a good thing
     that other things are supposed
to be cut as well.

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Haiku #291415

Absolutely one
     my favorite little hidden
places in WoW now.

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Haiku #291416

It's our fucking home
     town boys, ain't no one taking
this away from us.

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Haiku #291417

Keep this up and you'll
     go down in history my man!
Damn that sounds painful.

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Haiku #291418

I also thought all
     calls into a LE dispatch
center were time stamped.

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Haiku #291419

But I really do
     fucking hate what they turned him
into, what a joke.

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Haiku #291420

So their track record
     isn't in shambles until
the fat lady sings.

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Haiku #291421

I guess if I get
     fired there's nothing I can
do about it then.

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Haiku #291422

If we'd sat on our
     thumbs the entire game we'd
be in the same boat.

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Haiku #291424

in the storm, they are
     just crappy, chaotic waves
you can barely hit.

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Haiku #291425

The look on her face
     is priceless, and she hurries
to catch up with him.

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Haiku #291426

Because I explained
     just now in a post that's not
how I see it. This.

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Haiku #291427

5Head karma I think
     randomized loot is the real
problem, not lockouts.

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Haiku #291428

They seem obsessed by
     this procedure, and it works
very well for them.

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Haiku #291429

There are areas
     with explosive ordinance
all over the place.

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Haiku #291430

As for your other
     points, you just need to spend some
time and learn the game.

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Haiku #291431

Yeah i cant decide
     if that or peace walker are
my second favorite.

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Haiku #291432

Even with full lights
     we usually don't see you
until it's too late.

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Haiku #291433

Sorry about that.
     I already own it, but
thanks for the offer!

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Haiku #291434

Probably. I've only
     ever gotten shitty gloves
from lincoln tunnel.

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Haiku #291435

It really depends
     on what kind of videos
you want to put out!

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Haiku #291436

Agreed Ah, good point
     on the draping the muslin
cloth over the seat.

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Haiku #291437

I don't mean to be
     offensive or mean but, WHAT
DO YOU THINK HE FEELS?

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Haiku #291438

Proof how Jewish God,
     Christian God, and Muslim God
are actually different.

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Haiku #291439

Who would you propose
     as the right moderator?
I say Charlie Rose.

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Haiku #291440

Your voice is your own
     so what works for one person
may not work for you.

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Haiku #291441

Is just not driving.
     but I drive quite frequently,
for work, and non work.

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Haiku #291583

~~North Korean~~ Saudi
     people are very happy
with this government.

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Haiku #291584

Had to quit my job,
     give up the flat and move back
in with my parents.

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Haiku #291585

People should correct
     false or misleading statements.
I think we all are.

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Haiku #291586

Every time I change
     islands it seems, and every
time I start the app.

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Haiku #291587

Remember to be
     gracious, you're asking strangers
to do you favors.

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Haiku #291588

And this would be fine,
     if all the other farmers
weren't doing it too.

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Haiku #291589

And also, if they're
     geared right and well oiled, they're not
hard to push at all.

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Haiku #291590

:D Remember how
     often we heard "Clinton's best
states are behind her".

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Haiku #291591

Usually they will
     only do something if you
get frequent complaints.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291592

I love his newer
     videos and laugh a lot
at them! Great. *She smiles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291593

I simply ducked his
     punch, chuckled and went about
eating my salad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291594

it doesn't seem like
     people here really wanna
make friends, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291595

Acting upon them
     or dismissing them is where
the difference is made.

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Haiku #291596

That way the casters
     will know who to switch to right
when the action starts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291597

Chris Tierney This is
     quite possibly my favorite
Yang artwork right now.

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Haiku #291598

Take whatever job
     you can get, bus tables, wash
dishes, whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291599

I came here for more
     Asians with random english
words tattooed on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291600

I know you can quit!
     I believe in you. We'll get
through this together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291601

Thanks man. The sad truth
     is, all I wanna do is
hear from her. It's hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291602

So what he's saying
     is Lesbian porn makes you
so straight you turn gay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291603

The convenience store
     that always gives a little
more than expected!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291604

I have no issues
     with faith, as long as it is
presented as that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291605

You would be better
     off buying a body from
somewhere like Warmoth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291606

I saw this game, but
     I'm a little bit unsure
about the whole thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291607

I know that it is
     more likely that he will not
be nominated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291609

If you'd consider
     ordering online, Grandin
Road has some fun stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291610

A monarchy you
     are stuck with who you lumped with.
No they rarely did.

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Haiku #291611

Though, this is just what
     I listen to and may or
not appeal to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291612

There are three threads on
     the new front page of this sub
about the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291613

Would states with tiny
     populations have their own
emissions standards?

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Haiku #291614

Why don't a billion
     dollar check falls on my hands
when I open it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291615

The Giant Bomb crew
     encountered the bug in their
"Quick Look" of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291616

He climbs the tower,
     seeing scenes from his whole life
appear before him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291617

[deleted] "Oh please
     my dads a sweet heart he will
love you." [removed] yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291619

oh boy If they had
     posted here, people would call
fake and a shit post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291621

Still no Marshmallow,
     Even though Samsung Norway
said March. Can confirm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291622

She kept repeating
     things about a wolverine
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291623

Second for ultra
     repair cream, also the face
cream if it falls through!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291624

"Yeah. It's amazing.."
     He chuckles at the wink you
give to the couple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291625

When people say "what's
     up" it's the same as saying
"What are you up to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291626

I also did not
     address my over supply
issue correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291627

We're supposed to be
     all about defense, hustle,
and mental toughness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291628

I want to hook up
     with an alien that has
lots of tentacles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291629

That's cool mate, I'm sure
     someone will eventually
give you attention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291630

as they're going off,
     disassociate yourself
from what they're doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291631

GoGo saved a run
     there, for sure Why did you put
emphasis on the?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291632

The Read Option is
     dead if it is the only
tool in the toolbox.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291633

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291634

Name checks out. I'm not
     going to watch a thirteen
minute video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291635

I had plans to go
     back and do that but I feel
I may have lucked out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291636

Sometimes people care
     less about money and more
about happiness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291637

Besides, if this is
     the weirdest thing about him,
you're pretty well off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291638

Cops still did nothing
     to prevent him from being
in the parking lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291639

Interfaces are
     digital tools that people
use to do something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291640

I don't read sidebars.
     That's where the rules are, I like
to plead ignorance!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291641

I doubt an extra
     second or two of cloak time
would cause a problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291642

It's actually quite fun
     when you do it and manage
to drown the bandits!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291643

Will give it a try.
     Seems like masking doesn't work
the same way with Sketch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291644

Must have been pretty
     good with switching boxes just
incase, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291645

And for every good
     european on here, there
are a hundred more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291646

Crescent City Clouds
     has a store off Earhart if
I remember right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291647

I will be firing
     these off the bench with a good
front rest and rear bag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291648

I making a joke
     about the Damage Control
comics from Marvel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291649

i think they are eggs
     for caterpillar type things...
fruit should still be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291650

Any tips tricks or
     even just supportive words
would be good right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291651

I don't believe it's
     the root of the issue, based
on the evidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291653

now faster, with more
     intensity -george lucas
I think Im in love.

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Haiku #291654

[deleted] I am
     German, yes. Had no Problem
with the credit card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291655

Everyone gets them.
     I don't know. What should I think
about my penis?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291799

It's easy because
     people in charge are divorced
from reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291800

I think there are more
     women who tolerate or
even like fat guys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291801

Damn! I hope people
     read the terms and conditions!
:P [deleted] Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291802

Let me know if you
     have more info about how
much you want to spend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291803

At least in the US,
     this culture is all about
the hyperbole.

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Haiku #291804

If you get with him
     he will require absolute
control of your life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291805

I guess people just
     really enjoy getting points
on the Internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291806

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291807

Learning more about
     what's what and being a tad
less irrational.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291808

You clearly haven't
     tried an official server
where the wild spawns break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291809

I misunderstood
     your original comment,
my bad. Very nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #291812

Again you reply
     in a way that doesn't quite
fit what you're quoting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291813

Hey guys, just wanted
     to let you know I'm actually
making some progress.

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Haiku #291814

If so, you got there
     through your hard work while they did
through daddy's money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291815

Do you want someone
     to "commit" to there being
at least one heads up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #291816

September was when
     I was to deploy the sets
server on our host.

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Haiku #291817

I hope people don't
     get discouraged early on
when clans take over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291818

The amount of risk
     I can take without risking
to be on the street.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291819

There are so many
     factors at play, but this seems
fairly consistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291820

The problems source is
     the game developers poor
or lazy coding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291821

So why did he let
     the penis make the difference,
but not the "hot girl"?

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Haiku #291822

He was opening
     wooing Sanders supporters
not too long ago.

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Haiku #291823

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #291824

Jesus fuck, it was
     simply supposed to make things
safer, it sounds like.

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Haiku #291825

I use the same comp
     as you except with spectra
instead of kona.

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Haiku #291826

Its something that will
     have a chance of destroying
our society.

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Haiku #291827

But if you're obese
     and can't put the fork down, you
have a disorder.

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Haiku #291828

(Just not on the stream
     proper) Two bucks a minute
is ridiculous.

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Haiku #291829

If it's people you
     don't normally see me with, don't
give me anything.

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Haiku #291830

Who knows if he can
     maintain this pace throughout his
career Office Space.

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Haiku #291831

How many people
     died in the US today from
crime for example?

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Haiku #291832

You can probably count
     the number of people who
did it on one hand.

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Haiku #291833

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #291834

They might be listed
     in different categories
than the first few books.

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Haiku #291835

National Provisions,
     and their Beer Hall are open.
Hi troll. How are you?

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Haiku #291836

Discrimination
     against gay people is still
legal in the US...

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Haiku #291837

This hit close to home.
     I love seeing your posts, you're
very talented!

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Haiku #291838

There aren't too many
     factory cheap wheels that are
as wide as I want.

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Haiku #291839

Triple damage up
     haunt shirt was pretty nice too,
especially for Ranked.

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Haiku #291840

Scary as hell! huh,
     never thought of doing one,
but that could be fun.

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