Reddit Haikus

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Haiku #287795

My reasoning was
     along the lines of you what
you're describing, though.

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Haiku #287796

This. There are issues.
     But it is such a good base
for them to build on.

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Haiku #287797

The crucible is
     nothing like what the dark zone
is suppose to be.

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Haiku #287798

Which means it could change
     at some point and should never
be used in real code.

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Haiku #287799

No bother you were
     certainly dressed to impress
He demolished you.

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Haiku #287800

I think when they get
     hard would be a kinda cheap
way to go about.

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Haiku #287801

When you know what's out
     there it is much easier
not to fall for them.

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Haiku #287802

Why do you say that?
     *The implications...* I love
you for finding this.

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Haiku #287803

I just started it.
     Got any advice? Not sure
what I'm doing yet.

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Haiku #287804

It's probably something
     we need to communicate
clearly to the vet.

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Haiku #287805

I think you meant "said
     the wife to the man who will
believe anything".

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Haiku #287806

However it might
     be better to play a monk
**because** they are rare.

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Haiku #287807

You're welcome. Good luck!
     [removed] And back to China
he goes "Hey Gary.

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Haiku #287808

Don't just assume you've
     found everything unless you've
ripped it right apart.

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Haiku #287809

Not just literally
     the words and sentences but
the general meaning.

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Haiku #287810

I figure the pop
     culture has a lot to do
with our perceptions.

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Haiku #287811

It's not comparable
     to attempts to introduce
new control inputs.

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Haiku #287812

I just want to be
     happy, and my happiness
is all that matters.

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Haiku #287813

with your program I'd
     learn not to bully a gay
dude for being gay?

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Haiku #287814

Try commenting or
     lurking for a bit before
submitting your post.

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Haiku #287815

Its just myself, no
     others play on the world Im
having issues with.

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Haiku #287816

There isn't a law
     school in my mother's cunt, you
fucking idiot.

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Haiku #287817

The sister told me
     that the girl had been planning
to kill me that day.

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Haiku #287818

But usually that's
     around November so quite
some time to go still.

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Haiku #287819

I usually change
     hiding spots for it every
month just to be safe.

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Haiku #287820

Maybe they will waste
     their own time defending stuff
that are just not true.

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Haiku #287821

I prefer the old
     inventory to the new
one, the profiles too.

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Haiku #287822

My point is, the game
     has both counters for her stealth
and for her damage.

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Haiku #287823

Did microphones not
     instantly move to Bush when
the towers were hit?

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Haiku #287824

In all honesty,
     it really doesn't make sense
why the US does this.

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Haiku #287825

Shit like this scares me.
     A sexy cat nurse or just
regular cat nurse?

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Haiku #287826

[deleted] I think
     there some spit balling here, but
I tend to agree.

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Haiku #287829

They went and had fun,
     she presumably had fun
too staying at home.

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Haiku #287830

I didn't know any
     better I thought that was his
the school set it up.

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Haiku #287831

They have a real case
     or it's just a frivolous
harassment lawsuit.

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Haiku #287832

She's I did the first
     I'd love to see! Holy shit,
this was really good!

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Haiku #287833

She loves putting her
     face in awkward positions
and then just stay there.

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Haiku #287834

Someone get this kid
     in competitive play, he's
already a pro.

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Haiku #9569

How are those not key
     assumptions of numerous
web developers?

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Haiku #314218

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #287835

*cough* Worst thing I've read
     in my life What is the best
skill on Tycoon Wang?

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Haiku #287836

Same person every
     day walks in and butts into
the conversation.

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Haiku #287837

[deleted] Nice troll
     account, find something better
to do with your time.

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Haiku #287838

I don't know that it's
     as useful as some people
assume for novels.

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Haiku #287839

It just looks so good
     from what I've seen, I can't wait
to play it sometime.

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Haiku #287840

I mean, yes, I can,
     but I've got plans for April
14th and 15th.

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Haiku #287841

ALL GRUBS! Because you
     came home drunk and fell asleep
on the toilet, right?

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Haiku #240929

Which I know I may
     be in the minority
opinion on that.

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Haiku #287983

Does anyone know
     the name of the music used
on his video's?

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Haiku #287984

I would love to hear
     more of your ideas if
you're up to sharing!

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Haiku #287985

(something I normally
     find annoying) When the guys
standing says "Dude! Man!

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Haiku #287986

Not everyone has
     personalities that go
well with each other.

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Haiku #287987

I asked for the best
     evidence, and this guy has
delivered more claims.

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Haiku #287988

And dogs aren't that far
     away from reverting back
into that wild thing.

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Haiku #287989

[deleted] why are
     you here 'currently empty',
is that really true?

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Haiku #287990

Better than 340k bro
     honestly yeah it sucks, could
have been a LOT worse.

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Haiku #287991

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #287992

She told me these aren't
     real suicidal thoughts, it's
just anxiety.

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Haiku #287993

No one takes these thoughts
     seriously and I feel
like train without brakes.

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Haiku #287994

Unfortunately
     for me, WoW is the framework
for that formula.

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Haiku #287995

Your average unarmed
     citizen is probably more
dangerous than him.

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Haiku #287996

I'm willing to pay
     double if its good I just
had this same problem.

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Haiku #286743

The county itself
     can be broken down into
separate areas.

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Haiku #287998

[deleted] Well, it's
     his official character
art, remember that.

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Haiku #287999

and starting jumping
     up and down. I know I'm weird.....
Thanks for the insight.

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Haiku #288000

The signal housings
     look new so it's most likely
not a worn out LED.

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Haiku #288001

Also if things didn't
     work out, family reunions
become difficult.

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Haiku #288002

PC never has
     aim assist I also love
the lack of a plan.

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Haiku #288003

*You can often find
     things for less than they cost on
Amazon... thanks man!

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Haiku #288004

This is a funny
     concept actually, but he was
pretty calm and cool.

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Haiku #288005

The base decided
     to take a third way and go
with the outsider.

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Haiku #288006

It's fast, responsive
     and makes it really easy
to edit source code.

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Haiku #288007

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #288008

Why does it always
     seem like motion control games
don't work properly?

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Haiku #288009

What I am gonna
     comment on is how your page
is very sketchy.

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Haiku #288010

Was wondering when
     the deep frying was going
to come into play.

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Haiku #288011

Wish I could vary
     the characters a bit more.
I would love more ai.

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Haiku #288012

Then you have how far
     back you are, and how tiny
your professor writes.

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Haiku #288013

I feel I have found
     another kindred spirit
in those moments. Smith?

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Haiku #288014

Seems about like what
     I've got in my head, so let's
assume we're both right.

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Haiku #288015

It's just fun to see
     what kind of idiotic
excuse they'll try next.

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Haiku #288016

Something of that sort.
     Maybe I am mixing him
up with someone else.

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Haiku #288017

The con is, if things
     go downhill it'll probably take
the friendship with it.

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Haiku #288018

Walmart is a huge
     corporation but each store
is its own business.

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Haiku #288019

*sly look toward cam* "Yeah,
     I'm a bad ass." -whack- Junior
high in a nutshell.

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Haiku #288020

No one is going
     to bat an eye either way.
It's your decision.

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Haiku #288021

Because it's not free,
     because you are the product
being sold. No thanks.

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Haiku #288022

How is that allowed?
     Nope. Same here. I'm in Counting
incoming bullets?

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Haiku #288023

The booster isn't
     skilled because his account is
doing everything.

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Haiku #288024

Learn some facts before
     you just spew ignorant shit
on the internet.

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Haiku #288025

Marko already
     lost one, he doesn't wanna
another to leave.

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Haiku #288026

New game plus lets you
     enjoy the entire game
with a fleshed out build.

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Haiku #288027

I wanna see Ghouls
     be raiders, not feral ghouls,
but regular ghouls.

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Haiku #288028

Telling these people
     to "stop giving wrong price checks"
won't make a difference.

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Haiku #288029

We're professional
     attention whores and no one's
gonna keep us down.

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Haiku #288031

I've seen bad players
     pull that stunt and all I can
do is walk away.

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Haiku #288032

Figured it would just
     make me look worse to bring up
what really happened.

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Haiku #288033

Every time I've gone
     there's been someone checking plates
and writing tickets.

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Haiku #288034

You'd want her to leave
     you alone and JUST be friends.
So, just let them die?

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Haiku #288035

Great video, guys,
     I also really enjoyed
Space Pirate Trainer.

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Haiku #288036

Are the corners frayed?
     Is the label on the tape
loose or is it ripped?

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Haiku #288037

More often than not,
     quality isn't about
the playback on it.

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Haiku #288038

Love Obama, but
     looking back it's so clear how
naive we all were.

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Haiku #288039

I have colleagues who
     are posted from the opposite
side of the island.

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Haiku #288040

So you rushed through all
     the content and are bored now?
It does as designed.

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Haiku #288041

Saying the two are
     exactly the same is just
ignorant of facts.

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Haiku #288042

The figures are used
     with the console and ios
versions of the game.

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Haiku #288043

Fuck that's frustrating
     You're right; Ted Cruz frightens me
far more than Trump does.

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Haiku #288044

It was really sweet
     to read them, but I felt like
I was intruding.

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Haiku #288045

Hell no, ban all those
     boosters on their main accounts.
Ah, that explains all.

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Haiku #288046

I remember him
     playing through cramp well into
extra time for them.

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Haiku #288047

I'm at the point where
     I can't feel anything but
sadness anymore.

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Haiku #288048

The ads make me want
     to kick someone in the teeth
when I'm at the gym.

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Haiku #288049

Don't spend your money.
     That's not a thing in the non
crayon world either.

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Haiku #288050

I understand SIM
     cards only last a month if
not activated.

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Haiku #288051

But really, the best
     option is to go with what
will be the most fun.

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Haiku #288052

hey man, I'll have you
     know I vote better when I'm
high Wrong sub, also!

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Haiku #288123

Good guy Valve! I don't
     know man, if I were in charge
I'd give them their state.

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Haiku #288124

And, there is always
     unpredictability
in baseball contracts.

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Haiku #288125

I do, however,
     think that the difference in age
should be considered.

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Haiku #288126

If you're trying to change
     parties you're fucked too, deadline
was in October.

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Haiku #288127

I think they also
     opened a new location
somewhere in Kenwood.

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Haiku #288128

I'll bring my lawn darts
     and we can all walk around
not wearing helmets.

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Haiku #288129

I think most guys are
     too scared Yes Good luck, good luck,
good luck!!! It's a Lance.

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Haiku #288130

I think it was his
     slowness that made his arm go
across the throat though.

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Haiku #288131

What do you get when
     you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?
Killed in a car wreck.

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Haiku #288132

I don't know which is
     worse, if he really believes
what he says or not.

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Haiku #288133

Just tell her. I thought
     synthetic marijuana
was illegal now?

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Haiku #288134

It's hard to defend
     spending hundreds of dollars
on them to my SO.

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Haiku #288135

I guess I will try
     hard mounting it in the pit
and see if that helps.

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Haiku #288136

I am a Jew who
     is a member of the Third
Temple of the Mind.

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Haiku #288137

Let's say I decide
     I might like a cheeseburger
salad for dinner.

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Haiku #288138

I take it back off.
     Looks like I might be low on
protein for the day?

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Haiku #288139

How does it learn what
     shape and hair texture should be
like for dog? Agreed.

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Haiku #288140

The character needs
     to bop up and down and sway
left to right slightly.

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Haiku #288141

Like if you are way
     behind or if the map is
very inactive.

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Haiku #288142

Great, I love Alex
     Jones. **HIGH ENERGY** It should
shatter at room temp.

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Haiku #288143

You're worth it. I still
     ain't surprised motherfucker.
This is pretty good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288144

He was in pretty
     bad shape and the hotel room
was a disaster.

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Haiku #288145

Unless you're working
     in a day care or school, don't
bring your kid to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288146

Falling from buildings
     only became more common
when CHEMICALS did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288147

This game is probably
     never going to be more
than Niche anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288148

When I'm don't sleeping
     around with all the pools, I'll
probably go back there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288149

But... why? He bothered
     to make an OS X port but
not a Linux port?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288150

He was in pretty
     bad shape and the hotel room
was a disaster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288151

I don't get it, why
     would I call them my hero
if I didn't like them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288152

Yeah absolutely
     not something you wanna be
taking every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288153

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288154

Yeah it allows those
     with the cards to play the games
at better settings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288155

If not, just take one
     for the team, sacrifice 6k
and take the car out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288156

That caused a lot if
     controversy between her
and her own people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288157

Good times. Why would you
     be envious of mortals
over skateboarding?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288158

They poll a better
     sample of *likely* voters.
Which means old people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288159

He repeats it like
     Rubio did every day
and every debate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288160

It feels better if
     I edge for a little while.
It feels MUCH BETTER.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288161

When a similar
     thing happened to me (ten years
in), it broke my heart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288162

Anyways, I guess
     I'll change the flair back for now
and hope for the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288163

I have also been
     checking on the video
every so often.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288164

Im studying like
     mad to get into uni
but for what reason.

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Haiku #288165

BEST GIRL!! Reynolds seems
     like he tries just a little
bit too hard to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288166

You have to play Guess
     Who? to find what's wrong when -say-
the light "FUEL" goes in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288167

Agreed, even though
     wheel footage is so much more
exciting to watch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288168

I know what it was
     about, but still doesn't mean
I liked the ending.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288169

So maybe knowing
     how that works, we can improve
learning at some point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288170

I remember him
     saying that on stream a year
and a half ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288171

You've obviously
     never been on /fit/ before,
you're making shit up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288172

He can influence
     things here, but not in any
sort of afterlife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288173

"Most men" in "anglo
     countries" are circumcised, is
that what you're saying?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288174

And if the spouse knew
     already then they'll likely
know it's no big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288175

[deleted] Not sure
     that this counts as fucked up, but
just so damn stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288176

Just because these can
     be used doesn't mean they will,
should or must be used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288177

The irony is
     that he use to stick with them
only for their dope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288179

I need Alan wake,
     because I'm being hunted
by shadow creatures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288180

After that, I just
     set the tablet to default
like he should have done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288181

Make sure you move on
     to the better quality
rods when you hit skilled.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288182

"You're cut off, sorry"
     My place has security
so let them talk back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288183

I used to bite them,
     the file and the rubber bands
helped A LOT. Sure can!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288184

[deleted] how could
     you forget man That scene still
scares me to this day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288185

In her head and mine,
     being contrarian is
the means of control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288186

Not just one or two
     now and then in self defense,
all of them on sight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288187

He could be our next
     Martial and he can play on
the right wing as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288188

I'm glad if I helped.
     Please feel free to PM too.
I love to listen.

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Haiku #288189

I would also love
     to know how everything goes
for you. Take care, friend!

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Haiku #288190

Which could be quite broad
     or quite narrow, depending
on your perspective.

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Haiku #288191

So ignore his friends
     because you think he's a jerk
and should just take it?

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Haiku #291962

Luckily for me
     I was never invited
to any of them.

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Haiku #288329

Would contraceptive
     sponges be an option used
alongside condoms?

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Haiku #288330

I think that light is
     the landing light, not a fire.
Punch through is tricky.

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Haiku #288331

If he's mentally
     ill, or dangerous, it could
go badly for you.

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Haiku #288332

I regret nothing.
     Done. There isn't an upgrade
available yet.

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Haiku #288333

I definitely
     feel frustrated that the days
are just dragging by.

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Haiku #288334

Don't look at me like
     I'm crazy... Remember When
you Fucked Grandpa? Yeah...

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Haiku #288335

There are some great books
     out there. The fit looks great though!
Love the arm binding!

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Haiku #288336

I hope you get some
     good sleep and eat some good food,
keep us updated!!

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Haiku #288337

yeah that's not helpful
     AT ALL so they are hiring
is what you're saying?

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Haiku #288338

Source: Man here They put
     your signed copy next to his
discounted copy?

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Haiku #288339

These are actually from
     the theatrical release,
not deleted scenes.

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Haiku #288340

Can someone please prove
     the claim because I have yet
to see it done? Pop!

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Haiku #288341

The only person
     with a secured Blackberry
is the President.

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Haiku #288342

I know Im a bit
     late but Harvey's yearbook quote
is a great one too.

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Haiku #288343

I'm hoping Alex
     can fit how I want to play
better when he drops.

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