Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #272249

I chose them because
     I love south Park and you can
get baked in denver!

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Haiku #272250

Yeah it sucks if you're
     not getting a raise but that's
not so horrible.

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Haiku #272251

Unfortunately
     money has been a bit tight
for me as of late.

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Haiku #272252

Your comment pretty
     much sums up my argument
quite nicely, thank you.

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Haiku #272253

What would really be
     nice would be to select what
you want to collect.

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Haiku #272254

I still have the ones
     I need to turn in from last
Iron Banana.

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Haiku #272255

Is there any core
     set of books that all prisons
are supposed to have?

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Haiku #272256

Showed what Falcon can
     do if you can control his
speed and aggression.

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Haiku #272257

You must have Nightmare
     Bonnie on your team. He is
freaking amazing.

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Haiku #272258

[removed] I just watched
     the episode and she says
he has **seven** kids!

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Haiku #272259

Any idea
     what episode or at least
what season? Of course.

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Haiku #272260

It brings the color
     back extremely well and lasts
for nearly a year.

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Haiku #272261

I bought it because
     at the time, it would pass drug
testing at my work.

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Haiku #272262

I miss them. Why are
     you supporting a party
full of idiots?

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Haiku #272263

Also no foreign
     transaction fee for places
that don't take credit.

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Haiku #272264

They said it was planned
     to be a one season show
from the beginning.

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Haiku #272265

Yes, what are you new?
     Looks are all that matter. /s
sort of. Exactly.

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Haiku #272266

Yeah I just woke up.
     I sent details on what card
I put up. Thanks man!

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Haiku #272267

Racism doesn't
     cancel itself out, there's no
points system. That's fine.

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Haiku #272268

you forgot to add
     feeling based, region approved,
tournament formats.

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Haiku #272269

Honestly, I can't
     take anything a racist
says seriously.

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Haiku #272270

That top comment is
     gold [removed] Did Hillary's
mic cut off at all?

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Haiku #272271

I also support
     Bernie's proposal to make
early child care free.

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Haiku #272272

I knew a guy who's
     parents quit their jobs and did
this for a living.

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Haiku #272273

Don't feed people lines
     about every street getting
hit, etc.

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Haiku #272274

Tell the people what's
     really happening so they can
plan accordingly.

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Haiku #272275

And we have paper
     bags, so what's up wrong about
human leather nags?

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Haiku #272276

Maybe Turkey does
     not care about saving face
over it's interests.

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Haiku #272277

He was resisting
     orders but had the motor
skills of an infant.

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Haiku #272278

Oh my god that looks
     so fucking awesome Hey OP,
do you hear that sound?

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Haiku #272280

At least it will slow
     the changes testosterone
would otherwise make.

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Haiku #272281

I'll have to try it.
     That stuff is said to be all
kinds of good for you.

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Haiku #272282

Thanks Anyone who
     is severely judgmental,
pompous, and angry.

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Haiku #272283

For example, found
     someone in my class who loves
football like I do.

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Haiku #272284

The crappy ones try
     to, so they can guilt people
into working late.

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Haiku #272285

I get what you mean,
     and I'm not trying to come off
as some righteous douche.

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Haiku #272286

Yep, Melnyk isn't
     willing to play in someone
else's arena.

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Haiku #272287

Then they'll be able
     to go back to their own homes.
And leave ours for good."

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Haiku #272288

Your stones go to 10x
     descends or latent farming
instead of the REM.

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Haiku #272289

How's a regular
     Central City guy supposed
to compete with that?

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Haiku #272290

I am extremely
     disappointed that he would
do something like that.

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Haiku #272291

OP, Ill be out there
     for the same reason, which labs
are you looking at?

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Haiku #272292

Oh right I forgot,
     there's a bug letting people
Dodge with no downside.

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Haiku #272293

It does say actual
     radio conversation,
I will give you that.

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Haiku #272294

I suppose I should
     have been more clear, the phone calls
aren't what's the problem.

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Haiku #272296

So you're better off
     informing your employer
before your last day.

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Haiku #272297

I too was shifting
     my gym timing from evening
to early morning.

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Haiku #272298

Each country should be
     promoting their own players,
not someone else's.

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Haiku #272299

Now that's what I call
     taking it out of context
with funny results.

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Haiku #272300

Welcome! Also, do
     you have a build planned out or
do you need advice?

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Haiku #272301

Thunder vs. Knicks.
     Someone's gotta throw that SOB
dispatcher in jail.

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Haiku #272302

If the servers are
     shut down, then you can't enjoy
the game anymore.

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Haiku #272303

Then at the end where
     one of the hosts calls him Jon
as they say goodbye.

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Haiku #272304

And the locals felt
     shafted and almost outlawed
in their own country.

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Haiku #272305

Leith passport revoked!
     Keep your oxygen mask on,
do not pass 90s street.

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Haiku #272306

[removed] I don't think
     you would render the whole screen
with a single tile.

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Haiku #272307

My comment was just
     in case he was using TOR
on a work network.

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Haiku #272308

Do you feel high or
     low blood sugar spikes or drops
more than the other?

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Haiku #272309

And using their work
     clique to brigade against you
or others. Yup. Fun.

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Haiku #272310

But we like our guns.
     Why do people still eat shit
and not exercise?

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Haiku #272311

This is very true
     and is the reason I said
generally speaking.

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Haiku #272312

If Walmart can't make
     money in a city, it's
likely no one can.

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Haiku #272313

If there's not a big
     enough return on profits,
they're going to leave.

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Haiku #272314

I am. At least there
     are still a few Brits with goods
heads on their shoulders.

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Haiku #272315

May I ask, what are
     you playing it on and what
are the specs you have?

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Haiku #272316

I definitely
     regret not trying to learn French
at a younger age.

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Haiku #272387

its a dream come true.
     Very nice, he needs a more
secure workbench though.

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Haiku #272388

And while your right, you're
     perpetuating it. Wow!
Very beautiful!

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Haiku #272389

That thing literally
     builds billions of lines of code
worldwide every day.

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Haiku #272390

Why should everyone
     else be forced to play that way
if they don't want to?

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Haiku #272391

Talbert said placing
     the slightest emphasis on
the word advertise.

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Haiku #272392

Also, it's against
     the constitution that you
probably claim to love.

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Haiku #272393

If anything is
     gonna kill us next month it's
these division games.

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Haiku #272394

We *have* to win these
     games or at the very least
get points out of them.

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Haiku #272395

Well distance is not
     the problem, the constant ice
cold wind would be though.

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Haiku #272396

I'm thinking we should
     host another giveaway
here exclusively.

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Haiku #322920

A lot of what you
     just suggested, I had no
idea about.

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Haiku #272397

No surprises there.
     Thanks for your reply- I did
not bought these Parts yet.

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Haiku #272398

I'd have no problem
     harming anyone, cop or
not, that hurt my dog.

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Haiku #272399

One of my friends has
     really bad anxiety
and she loved that cat.

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Haiku #272400

You have not been lied
     to or mislead, **you** are just
misinformed clearly.

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Haiku #272401

She was probably just
     trying to help the girl look good
in a formal dress.

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Haiku #272402

Would you still argue
     that they are not what you think
or want it to mean.

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Haiku #238001

It doesn't matter
     whether you think they're allowed
to get offended.

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Haiku #272403

It gets difficult
     making new friends at this age,
at least in our case.

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Haiku #272404

Perhaps to help scale
     testing we should be testing
acidity first?

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Haiku #272405

Do you actually not
     understand the question, or
are you just trolling?

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Haiku #272406

I have a feeling
     we'll get either him or Neal
back, and that will help.

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Haiku #272407

Why wouldn't they just
     assume that the bathroom is
occupied and wait?

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Haiku #272408

Will give it a spin.
     I've been looking for something
like this for a while.

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Haiku #272409

Not true, they will work
     with translators when foreign
languages are used.

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Haiku #272410

"What is going on
     here" he asks his mother "Its
all your fault" she snaps.

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Haiku #272411

His mothers head is
     leaning on George and looking
away from Marty.

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Haiku #272412

Standing over her
     now with the broken bottle
still in hand he smiles.

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Haiku #272413

Your range is unmatched
     and you have a constant means
to regen mana.

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Haiku #272414

There will be the Night
     Luna or other outfit
at the end of it.

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Haiku #272415

The place where having
     toilets is a luxury?
Smashing example.

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Haiku #272416

Just people talking
     about what was going on
and speaking their minds.

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Haiku #272417

The situation
     is a bit complicated.
Yikes... did not know that.

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Haiku #272418

Yikes... did not know that.
     Helix Pinnacle That was
my favorite part too!

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Haiku #272419

He might be doing
     this to others too and you
could be helping them.

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Haiku #272420

Nice answer and thanks
     for all the material.
I will check it out.

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Haiku #272421

If we consider
     everything equal between
the tall and short guy.

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Haiku #272422

I looked and it was
     up for a couple seconds
and then disappeared.

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Haiku #272423

Everyone that thinks
     he's so great needs to listen
to that episode.

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Haiku #272424

So then what other
     countries with border disputes
are they protesting?

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Haiku #272425

I guess it scared me
     for life, because I really
avoid the dentist!

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Haiku #272426

It's just that Berlin
     is so dense your bike may live
on two blocks away.

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Haiku #272427

People are dying
     because oil is cheap right now,
like seriously??

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Haiku #272428

^^Also ^^retarded
     ^^Tool ^^fan. Giving them vision
and goals to fight for.

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Haiku #272429

Made in France station
     trading, station trading pas
cher, station trader.

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Haiku #272430

Edit: a word Who
     do you use and what knock downs
are we talking here?

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Haiku #272431

Well, looks like he won't
     be seeing many of those
cases anymore.

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Haiku #272432

But it's important
     to realize that how you feel
is temporary.

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Haiku #272433

This chart shows nothing
     about how much money was
raised for anyone.

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Haiku #272434

The fact they're mirrored
     is a flaw but they do show
up on retail pairs.

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Haiku #272435

This was a fairly
     small town, probably didn't even
have a dog unit.

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Haiku #272436

See you there!! I think
     the tickets are being shipped...
I really hope not.

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Haiku #272437

I couldn't believe
     how poorly SA was passing
and handling the ball.

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Haiku #272438

And my keto chow
     this morning, for once I could
barely finish it.

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Haiku #272439

We all want something
     someone else has and someone
else wants what we got.

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Haiku #272440

I was good at both,
     but that obviously didn't
help anything. Good.

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Haiku #272441

The internet does
     the same thing and i haven't
watched tv in years..

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Haiku #272442

C'mon, Hollywood.
     Actually a good way to get
his message across.

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Haiku #272443

And you wonder why
     his own campaign is telling
you all to back off.

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Haiku #272444

Til: Today I learned,
     if I don't like trump, the world
assumes I'm liberal.

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Haiku #272445

I mean technically
     bad, like a middle schooler
might put together.

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Haiku #272446

He'd be able steer
     if he had released the brake,
but that needs training.

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Haiku #272447

It's about being
     popular among the fans,
players, and coaches.

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Haiku #272448

Maybe some other
     players deserved it more, I'm
not debating that.

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Haiku #272449

Andy Dalton is
     Andy Dalton and he has
made the pro bowl twice.

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Haiku #272450

That's not ALL I eat,
     but I incorporate them
pretty frequently.

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Haiku #272451

it's going to be
     hard and difficult, but **I**
will stand up to them".

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Haiku #272452

For which no debate
     over interpretation
has ever occurred.

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Haiku #272453

Don't try to convince
     people that everyone must
think the same as you.

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Haiku #272595

Could just be her fruit
     power is very useful
against speedy types.

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Haiku #272596

Now with that said you
     can easily run into
issues with your build.

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Haiku #272597

Euclid thought about
     math in a very different
way than you or I!

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Haiku #272598

So I'm not being
     facetious about spending
more on Space Barbie.

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Haiku #272599

Now that it's happening
     to Babcock, everybody
blames the players. Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272600

Lol It's not
     morally wrong to do coke,
it's legally wrong.

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Haiku #272601

I also have low
     blood pressure (so standing up
quickly is a thing).

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Haiku #272602

I'm hoping you are
     just naive to how a plow
works, and not just dumb.

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Haiku #272603

[edit] Really though
     I don't want to get into
this discussion here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272604

He's definitely
     morbidly obese and it's
really scaring me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272605

There are so many
     ways to cheat the system its
not even funny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272606

I'll just leave a link
     here for anyone who might
have the same problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272607

I actually made them,
     or at least part of them, or
at least helped make them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272608

Come on man. Can you
     drop the act, and just say you
wanted attention?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272609

Random dog runs up
     on me, i go into fight
or flight defense mode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272610

If you're questioning
     yourself now your next year is
going to be hell.

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Haiku #272611

Thanks for your input
     and help, I'll update on trying
to feed a rat pup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272612

I had to repeat
     to myself, 'Stay Left, Stay Left'
the entire time.

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Haiku #272613

I always said if
     I was born a man I'd be
into having kids.

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Haiku #272614

This is because you
     are just using the #Headers
and not the #Data.

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Haiku #272615

But when you limit
     the profit motive, you get
less private research.

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Haiku #272616

He was trained to heel,
     fetch and take direction on
where to "find something".

Score: 0          

Haiku #272617

Often you will want
     to press the button to stretch
out your resources.

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Haiku #272618

I've gotta wait till
     Friday to pick it up, but
I'm so excited!

Score: 0          

Haiku #272619

"Go there, kill bad guys."
     OK, I wanted to kill
bad guys anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272620

OK, I wanted
     to kill bad guys anyway.
But what do I know?

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Haiku #272621

Also, there is some
     seasoning but my camera
lightened the picture.

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Haiku #272622

Next thing I know, I'm
     riding it like I never
took a break from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #271429

What are your thoughts on
     making lobbying (via
money) illegal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272623

Then again, I love
     what I do, so I don't mind.
It's all relative.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272624

That is a nation
     that pertains to how history
unraveled itself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272625

It sounds like you lost
     after the judge set aside
your default judgment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272626

I tired to save
     one, but it never showed up
on the game type list.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272627

Everyone would be
     intolerant, and then joke
about it later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272628

most of my friends Not
     OP, but I had a major
discipline problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272629

Did Hogans backstage
     politicking have any
affect on you guys?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272630

At top level play,
     I would say they are probably
both equally good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272631

Lab also offers
     solitaire play if you are
interested in that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272632

They denied a right
     to him as a customer.
That was too spooky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272633

Jon Lovitz Yeah, Spock.
     Then why not imply she fucked
Bo Dallas instead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272634

It is super safe
     and near many resources
and dino hot spots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272635

Quite often, he didn't
     even bother doing that.
What do you do now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272636

I'd suggest making
     sure she doesn't have access
to your bank account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272637

I'm either going
     to have to cancel, return,
or unload something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272638

Call me stupid, but
     can't we use technology
like that for hot plates?

Score: 0          

Haiku #272639

Yes, at least I'm good
     at something, and at least you
admit you are not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272640

The rust just started
     this year, so I'm scared of how
quickly it could spread.

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Haiku #272641

He should hold is own
     even and overshadow
the stupid debate.

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Haiku #272642

Also, the short cuff
     was a pain, always sliding
out of my jacket.

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Haiku #272643

Like discovering
     things and learning all the time.
And that's one of them.

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Haiku #272644

I personally think
     the wedding is a little
about the family.

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Haiku #272645

A rifle is hard
     to hide and hard to use while
doing something else.

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Haiku #272646

Too soon. Well, I didn't
     want to stick it up my girl
parts, or anything.

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Haiku #272647

Once they are exposed
     to critical scrutiny,
things don't go so well.

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Haiku #272648

It's more practical
     and focused though I couldn't
really get through it.

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Haiku #272649

Technically sure its
     bourbon plus the additional
maple charcoal step.

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Haiku #272650

So basically if
     you don't have those packs you will
never see those maps?

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Haiku #272651

You're letting him get
     away with propaganda.
Same thing Hitler did.

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Haiku #272652

Really low, actually,
     and lower still with this patch
That is a great pic.

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Haiku #272654

Remains to be seen
     whether I am correct on
this supposition.

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Haiku #272655

Depending on what
     he took it can effect him
in numerous ways.

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Haiku #272656

But you never know.
     Does it really matters what
this symbol is though?

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Haiku #307665

That's because it is.
     Our electoral system
is hysterical.

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Haiku #272657

fucking exactly
     this has happened to me more
times than I can count.

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Haiku #272658

I wish I tried on
     pc first, now the queue is
taking forever.

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Haiku #272659

[removed] no its not
     "political correctness
garbage" What is this?

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