Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #253796

My town is ok.
     I'll add you. I never saw
that before either.

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Haiku #253797

Recently it seems
     that they got courage and go
after everyone.

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Haiku #253798

The only global
     global chat is between squad
and platoon leaders.

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Haiku #253799

Everytime i get
     shot in the head it mimics
grunt birthday party.

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Haiku #253800

Hit a nerve there didn't
     I? Talk about not wanting
to accept hard truths!

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Haiku #253801

So either way Mikes
     survival or death doesn't
impact the story.

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Haiku #253802

Yeah I know. But you
     would think that you would hear if
he resigned or not.

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Haiku #253803

Boats float, Ships displace
     That doesn't mean spec work should
ever exist though.

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Haiku #253804

But the one problem
     RE3 has (in my opinion)
is that it's too short.

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Haiku #253805

When the divorce is
     settled, we would allowed him
access to these funds.

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Haiku #253806

We all thought we had
     another year before we'd
be at this level.

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Haiku #253807

I found a old gauge
     cluster I had in the shed
and now I miss it.

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Haiku #253808

They don't need to know
     what I'm doing until it's
already been done.

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Haiku #253809

its the best of both
     worlds, and it cant really be
done the opposite way.

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Haiku #253810

I was thinking more
     mass murder Friend of mine were
talking about this.

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Haiku #253811

I thought it over,
     talked with my close friend and her
parents about it.

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Haiku #253812

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID
     THAT NIGHT YOU BASTARD This is
core oval knowledge.

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Haiku #253813

Overall, it turned
     out well, though, and the picture
quality is great.

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Haiku #253814

and call it being
     "Caged". What's wrong with the art on
Extraordinary?

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Haiku #253815

Can you change factions
     in between now and reset
and still get the quest?

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Haiku #253816

You gonna ban cars
     because people die in them?
How about swimming?

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Haiku #253817

Seeing as your band
     mates and friends are in it, was
this planned long ago?

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Haiku #253818

Am I the only
     one getting a redirect
error for this one?

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Haiku #253819

it was "you know Vi,
     taking all the kills isn't
helping anyone.

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Haiku #253820

Holy crap. Didn't know
     these existed until now.
Must get me a Price!!!

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Haiku #253821

Trouble is doing
     so ruins narrative, kills
tension & drama.

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Haiku #253822

Bombing the White House.
     The sniper scene where the guy
pops out of the grass.

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Haiku #253823

The sniper scene where
     the guy pops out of the grass.
I loved that series.

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Haiku #253824

Never. Some black church
     groups tipped poorly but they all
were gracious and kind.

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Haiku #253825

I'm unclear what you
     mean by he commands people
to rape and murder.

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Haiku #253826

with a quality
     made jig it can reproduce
close tolerance parts.

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Haiku #253827

I don't get turned on
     by it, but I don't get turned
off by it either.

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Haiku #253828

So your complaint is
     that it either costs too much
or takes to much time.

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Haiku #253829

Don't text her again.
     He's for you guys what Urban
Meyer is for us.

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Haiku #253830

First thing is he gets
     new gear, REAL gear no more jeans
and a wife beater.

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Haiku #253831

If I start braking
     that late I will overshoot
the corner by miles.

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Haiku #253832

Awareness doesn't
     stop people kicking the shit
out of each other.

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Haiku #253833

Welcome. And I did
     my first legal medical
grow was in the 90's....

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Haiku #253834

Can't beat Golan though.
     I say stay with them as long
as it remains cheap.

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Haiku #253835

Many projectors
     have serial ports (or did)
for integration.

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Haiku #253836

My high used to be
     very different but I still
enjoy it today.

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Haiku #253837

Thanks! That's what I was
     thinking about doing if
that was the answer.

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Haiku #253838

At higher levels
     you even get an aura
from powering up.

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Haiku #253839

They will celebrate
     these changes by increasing
the chocolate ration.

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Haiku #253840

You're paranoid if
     you think I single you out
in particular.

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Haiku #253841

In hindsight, I would
     rather have kept my own best
friend from high school close.

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Haiku #253842

There's that. Jurgen kicks
     the shit out of his players
through overtraining.

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Haiku #253843

How does 200k bells sound?
     Au5 always shows up around
holiday season.

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Haiku #253844

Au5 always shows up
     around holiday season.
There it is again!

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Haiku #253845

It's not that you should
     like it better, it's that you
*will* like it better.

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Haiku #253846

I find it very
     annoying but to each his
own I guess. Open!

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Haiku #253847

[deleted] You look
     like Velma in the begging
stages of chemo.

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Haiku #253848

I don't think there are
     any recognized Sauk tribes
left in Illinois.

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Haiku #253918

Those are the actor's
     regular clothes but he has
his face makeup on.

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Haiku #253919

Oh, lol nice
     Freedom of speech protects you
from the *government*.

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Haiku #253920

How many network
     providers out there offer
*only* internet?

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Haiku #253921

The farmers get gag
     orders so they cannot talk
about the lawsuits.

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Haiku #253922

Jo, ever the free
     spirit, is a devoted
cop, wife and mother.

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Haiku #253923

Take your time. I was
     taking my time too, no need
to rush through the game.

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Haiku #253924

Something large to smash
     into the Earth causing life
to start anew. Tens!

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Haiku #253925

Ah well I guess I'll
     deal with it Have you lost faith
in humanity?

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Haiku #253926

But they do, you can
     still read the books whenever
you want lol.

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Haiku #253927

I would feel the same
     if it was about Clinton,
Paul, Trump, anyone.

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Haiku #253928

I saw you starring
     and playing my levels while
I was creating.

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Haiku #253929

My buddies and I,
     we like to kid about how
he pronounces "Board".

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Haiku #253930

naw buddy, if you're
     gonna do this make sure you
practice what you preach.

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Haiku #253931

Those few times where when
     I went over the limit
because I was young.

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Haiku #253932

I'm a good Christian,
     but I just can't help myself
around **Italians**.

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Haiku #253933

Any idea
     when 15x15 or 20x20 will go live
for Tulsa, OK?

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Haiku #253934

Until then, work hard
     and smart so you can afford
to live close to work.

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Haiku #253935

leather, nylon) are
     used, and should be thoroughly
checked before each use.

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Haiku #253936

If alternative
     medical worked, it would just
be called medicine.

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Haiku #253937

And we don't contact
     dispatch for every single
break we take either.

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Haiku #253938

If a light goes out,
     it must be replaced by law.
Immediately.

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Haiku #253939

I've started to do
     this with every group before
we start a campaign.

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Haiku #253940

What fed?. I hope you
     know I was joking in our
earlier exchange?

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Haiku #253941

I'm hoping to see
     another great comet soon.
I agree with you.

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Haiku #253942

[deleted] I don't
     think anybody expects
things to be perfect.

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Haiku #253943

Anyone knows how
     the steel nibs perform compared
to Sailor's gold nibs?

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Haiku #253944

I never know what's
     going on for bigger stuff
around the state though.

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Haiku #253945

I think Connery's
     best movie was From Russia
With Love, by a mile.

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Haiku #253946

Shit that's awesome. Ugh!
     Wish I signed up for this :c
Oh well.. Enjoy it!

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Haiku #253947

How were you able
     to do all of this without
someone stopping you?

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Haiku #253948

Can someone explain?
     I am seeing way too much
thigh in this picture.

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Haiku #253949

I am seeing way
     too much thigh in this picture.
we can only hope.

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Haiku #253950

The new iOS messed
     up copying and pasting.
Please post direct links.

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Haiku #253951

The main purpose is
     to improve myself and make
myself feel better.

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Haiku #253952

Actually, I'm gonna
     be cremated so that thing
is burning with me.

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Haiku #253953

But I would never
     ever assume to blame all
men because of it.

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Haiku #253954

And it sucks, because
     the first boss of the game was
actually pretty cool.

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Haiku #253955

You never know where
     your opportunities are
going to come from.

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Haiku #253956

Some people could not
     love an adopted child that's
why they had their own.

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Haiku #253957

That's not the issue,
     and support my argument
more than it does yours.

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Haiku #253958

I would have thought there
     were more dominant women
than submissive men.

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Haiku #253959

The potential is
     there, but it would detract from
the pace of the game.

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Haiku #253960

Yes, those are fine. 3.4oz
     is the magic number. Yes.
It comes with the game.

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Haiku #253962

Soler. Magicians.
     Javier. Baez. Wrigley.
Field. Is. A. Zoo. Kris.

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Haiku #253963

Jake. Arrieta. Uh,
     just market why people would
want to play your game?

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Haiku #253964

Travis sees a blonde
     girl flee the scene, that doesn't
mean she's the killer.

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Haiku #253965

I suddenly want
     to go to your Fiji house.
Where do I sign up?

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Haiku #253966

I guess it's a scam
     that a lot of businesses
don't know is a scam.

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Haiku #253967

Now nobody can
     climb to the top anymore.
I changed it again.

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Haiku #253968

Or some nice hair stuff.
     I tried to post the same link
there to no avail..

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Haiku #253969

He explains what he's
     been doing and talks about
the marathon some.

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Haiku #253970

What's a guy to do?
     "Sorry to hear that," he said,
trying his best to care.

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Haiku #253971

As for being friends,
     I told him I need to heal
before that happens.

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Haiku #253972

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #253973

These guys need to be
     trained to use their brains, not shoot
everything that moves.

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Haiku #253974

Yea I've always thought
     about the hourly wage while
working my BO gig.

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Haiku #253975

You can often jump
     between the different stages
with no end in sight.

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Haiku #253976

That way the hardware
     would be communicating
based only on time.

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Haiku #253977

Adjust as needed.
     Sex at any phase you feel
comfortable in.

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Haiku #253978

It does a decent
     job of picking out the best
synergy equips.

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Haiku #253979

Yeah I just always
     loath moving to another
version of windows.

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Haiku #253980

So just ignore him
     and vote sanders To be fair,
it was fun, and free.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253981

If it's accurate
     and does that much damage, why
run into danger?

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Haiku #253982

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #253983

Not sure if this helps
     but i hope you find a way
to deal with the loss.

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Haiku #253984

That is section E
     which relates to Commercial
Cannabis Control.

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Haiku #253985

Our savings rates are
     historically low. Edit:
Spelling. It's the truth.

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Haiku #253986

They don't have any
     written records, it is all
stories and legends.

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Haiku #253987

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #254056

The only channels
     that they could really change is
the channels they own.

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Haiku #254057

She wasn't angry
     but she certainly didn't look
too happy either.

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Haiku #254058

try different places
     if it seems one won't accept
credit as payment.

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Haiku #254059

)](/ac) I'm sorry
     that your mom is like that, that's
super mean of her.

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Haiku #254060

I'd love for many
     reviews on this, I'm getting
fairly annoyed! Thanks.

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Haiku #254061

The cancerous cells
     are already modified
via mutation.

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Haiku #254062

WHEN WAS THIS ANNOUNCED?!
     WHY HAS NOBODY STARTED
DISCUSSING THIS YET?!

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Haiku #254063

He needs to work on
     himself, a lot, before he's
fully functioning.

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Haiku #254064

Colleges put out
     more graduates than the job
market can handle.

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Haiku #254066

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254067

Fuck.) I mean dead on
     in every aspect except
the meta has changed.

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Haiku #254068

Edit: I just wrote
     this to see if anyone
could guess what it means.

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Haiku #254069

Which would imply you're
     not hungry without having
to say you're not. Thanks!

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Haiku #254070

Good observation.
     I didn't even realize that's
what I was saying.

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Haiku #254071

The third one starts out
     as an iron cross, and ends
as a swastika.

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Haiku #254072

They are in slightly
     different positions, but yeah,
it looks really close.

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Haiku #254073

A conversation
     does not automatically
make you someone's friend.

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Haiku #254074

My work hubby was
     someone that I considered
very trustworthy.

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Haiku #254075

If he doesn't like
     spending time with her, why does
he want to date her...

Score: 0          

Haiku #254076

How many workers
     will you have available?
How strong will they be?

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Haiku #254077

And the result is
     that you're not rolling your eyes,
you're actually smiling.

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Haiku #254078

I don't. We shouldn't
     forget the innocent deaths
at the axis side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254079

Skin that dark wouldn't
     have reflective properties
seen in those photos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254080

As a Steelers fan,
     I hated Jacoby Jones
for a long, long time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254081

Just saying, impact
     *sucks*, but hey, if you're into
that, you might have fun.

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Haiku #254082

^It ^was ^like ^doing
     ^mental ^gymnastics. ^After
^a ^while ^I ^nodded.

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Haiku #254083

Without us to leech
     from, with whom will they do it?
Nice! What band is it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254084

It makes me laugh though,
     these people are so fucking
angry all the time.

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Haiku #254085

Honestly I would
     rather have bad shot calling
than no shot calling.

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Haiku #254086

Tom Brady and Drew
     Brees, Phillip Rivers and Matt
Ryan on bench. Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254087

A rules citation
     that you have to be able
to see the target?

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Haiku #254088

The Detention bar
     also has one but I've not
been in there before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254089

Just messing with you.
     But still, those videos don't
confirm anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254090

Damn, dudes more honest
     than any politician
That beer belly though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254091

I caught one a few
     years ago in South China.
Thank you. I'll call now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254092

Anyway, she seems
     like a little girl to me
so I write that way.

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Haiku #254093

I understand how
     people like that can annoy
you, safe travels man.

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Haiku #254094

Dry erase boards not
     mounted on a wall can burn
in hell, however.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254095

The only way you
     can snake the clean out though is
through hydro blasting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254096

What video games
     have you been playing and what
do you think of them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254097

Corner the market,
     reduce the inventory,
sell less but charge more.

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Haiku #254098

All that just because
     his rear brake light was missing...
telephoto lens?

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Haiku #254099

Edit: I thought you
     were talking about poppies
not the day, my bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254100

One of my favorite
     spots is in Sunnyvale though,
called Seto Restaurant.

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Haiku #254101

I'm focusing on
     work just because NOT working
to me is so hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254102

What happens if you
     find out that your boyfriend feels
this way too? You too?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254103

If you and Dan plan
     to tour, Do you think y'all would
come to Florida?

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Haiku #254104

he's like a reverse
     watson He needs to walk more,
K's aren't an issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254106

So do you only
     veto a trade if there is
collusion involved?

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Haiku #254107

Fantastic vision!
     Bonus points if your toilet
is in your bathroom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254108

you should take your own
     advice Message me if you
can't find anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254109

I didn't like the smell,
     but really wanted to blow
smoke rings like he did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254110

Awesome. No one was
     arrested but the police
were brought to the scene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254111

See side bar. This is
     where you brag about the act
after it's been done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254112

Then hospitals should
     ban obese people and those
who smoke. What was fast?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254113

The problem is you
     actually have to know a lot
to learn how to think.

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Haiku #254114

It will fuck you up
     if you're standing anywhere
near the microwave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254115

Maybe we'll never
     agree, but that was the point
I was trying to make.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254116

I suppose "Less cheese"?
     I understand those words, just
not in that context.

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Haiku #254117

offended by what?
     [deleted] He delivered
comedy Sweet run!

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Haiku #254118

My Copenhagen
     is awesome, it dries down but
does transfer slightly.

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Haiku #254119

Oh, they are? Ok,
     carry on citizen. Right.
Search "domain hoarding".

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Haiku #254120

Took me a few years
     to decide what I wanted
to do with my life.

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Haiku #254121

Then how do you know
     if it is crashing if you
don't have any tweaks?

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Haiku #254122

If you were to hold
     the same discussion for Jean,
it looks more like this.

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Haiku #254123

sorry op, I don't
     have any idea what
might be causing this.

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Haiku #254124

Oh so seemingly
     simple, yet oh so complex
in reality.

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Haiku #254125

Registers? Caching?
     These all affect you whether
you know it or not.

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Haiku #254126

I feel horrible
     for not liking him right now.
Ugh. Yay you were right!!

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Haiku #254264

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Haiku #254265

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254266

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254267

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254268

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254269

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254270

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Haiku #254271

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254272

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
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Haiku #254273

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