Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #251394

If and when you solve
     that, a whole host of other
issues could come out.

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Haiku #251395

I don't want to run
     around wearing leaves, yo, or
some dumb wolf pelt head.

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Haiku #251397

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251398

I drew just enough
     to be 'shirt' and then was like:
yup, that's good enough.

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Haiku #251399

The same could happen
     for the Greens or another
progressive party.

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Haiku #251400

I literally just
     stumbled upon it while trying
to find you a source.

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Haiku #251401

What it really is,
     I'm traveling a lot for work.
That was established.

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Haiku #251402

If you are having
     trouble last hitting, practice
in a custom match.

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Haiku #251403

Or the side where they'll
     just use their feelings and what
'sounds like it makes sense'?

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Haiku #251404

What does this sentence
     have to do with *anything*
in this assignment?

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Haiku #251405

Finished season two
     finally but it felt like
doing your homework.

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Haiku #251406

An opening is
     more valuable when it's more
difficult to get.

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Haiku #251407

So a food change might
     clear those bacteria out??
That's hilarious!

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Haiku #251408

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251478

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251479

Rip is right. If you
     can grab Green do it and wait
and see if Gates plays.

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Haiku #251480

At this point I'm not
     even sure I'd want to go
to his funeral.

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Haiku #251481

Seems to me Max is
     really in love with Chloe;
more than friend even!

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Haiku #251482

It's funny because
     he got the highest LP
ever this season.

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Haiku #251483

I asked for a source
     because literally nothing
what you said is true.

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Haiku #251484

Completely useless.
     Its confusing and its too
much of an effort.

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Haiku #249846

calling it a song
     is a stretch Another loss
to the collection?

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Haiku #251485

Finally. I've been
     looking for a solution
to this for ages.

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Haiku #251486

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #251487

I'm admittedly
     fat myself, but I know I'll
never get that bad.

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Haiku #251488

Murder in Texas,
     so easy even a child
can figure it out.

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Haiku #251489

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251490

They got their first name
     from their mother, and their last
name from their father.

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Haiku #251491

It's always over
     some asinine bullshit like
some person said x!

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Haiku #251492

If looked upon from
     above, quite some jellyfish
would win. A foursome.

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Haiku #251493

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251494

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251495

Beautiful reply.
     Thank you for helping me see
the other angle.

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Haiku #251496

I think when or if
     our thinking shifts, it will be
simpler all around.

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Haiku #251497

Great legs on ya babe.
     Technically not on cable.
Over the air, yes.

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Haiku #251498

We have no meat on
     the D or O line and no
speed at linebacker.

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Haiku #251499

I mean, couldn't two
     guys have just grown up with op's
uncle or something?

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Haiku #251500

I'm wondering if
     this is a joke, a fact, or
just an assumption.

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Haiku #251501

I'm willing to bet
     that his 'final form' is his
natural appearance.

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Haiku #251502

that looks amazing.
     The world doesn't, but Israel
does What do you mean?

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Haiku #251503

Applied an extra
     few coats to that part that year.
Still looks great. That's cool.

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Haiku #251504

I don't think scopes should
     be in the game for rifles
causes bad habits.

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Haiku #251505

Just kidding, Beyond
     can be quite exciting though.
Yeah they are out there.

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Haiku #251506

But yeah, the numbers
     vary based on culture, town,
and social circle.

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Haiku #251507

Forget Spike; *Melvin*
     is appalled at 60-card casual.
It's a broken game.

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Haiku #251508

If the signals say
     we're not a match, I'm going
to find someone else.

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Haiku #251509

(Just brainstorming here;
     I really don't know.) Do you
have any theories?

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Haiku #251510

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251511

Its something other
     server lack due to high pop.
Yeah absolutely.

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Haiku #251512

Man, You are the best,
     absolutely it's the track
I was looking for!

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Haiku #251513

People often get
     the two confused, but they are
actually different things.

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Haiku #251514

So, I understand
     that this is hurtful, and I'm
sorry that it is.

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Haiku #251515

She's given me her
     pin information before
but I don't share mine.

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Haiku #251516

These statistics are
     simply a coincidence
and a racist fact.

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Haiku #251517

Just thinking about
     strategies is practicing
in and of itself!

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Haiku #251518

[removed] [deleted]
     I guess that is better than
raping cereal.

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Haiku #251519

It's the only way
     to prevent tragedies like
this in the future.

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Haiku #251520

In this universe,
     sociopaths are the best
possible person.

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Haiku #251521

Care to have a guess
     as to why Ulf Andersson
would tweet things like this?

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Haiku #251522

Ties in to point one,
     but I think it needs to be
stated on its own.

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Haiku #251523

Any girl who says
     this though is likely the one
causing the drama.

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Haiku #251524

They talked about their
     jobs and that this was their first
trip out together.

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Haiku #251525

When are we going
     to be able to submit
skins to the workshop?

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Haiku #251526

Planning to attempt
     this sometime in the winter!
It's an air Unit.

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Haiku #251527

Unless the light was
     just right it looked a little
too flat for my tastes.

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Haiku #251528

They also have links
     to all the best cube building
guides in their sidebar.

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Haiku #251529

I truly wish you
     well and hope you take the steps
I mention above.

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Haiku #251530

Its not *massively*
     offensive don't worry, that's
why I said kind of.

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Haiku #251531

The migration has
     brought out the worst racism
in everybody.

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Haiku #251532

No longer do some
     objects randomly blur from
certain points of view.

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Haiku #251533

Finally the day
     arrived and I eagerly
walked into the store.

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Haiku #251534

She definitely
     lacks self esteem when it comes
to her appearance.

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Haiku #251535

Also, I never
     realized that Michael J Fox
was the voice of Chance!

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Haiku #251536

Putting out wasp traps
     and killing thousands of them
brings me immense joy.

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Haiku #251537

But his ego kept
     pushing him to escalate
again and again.

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Haiku #251538

Learning the other
     applications will stand you
in good stead long term.

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Haiku #251539

He doesn't want you
     to solve the problem, he just
wants to talk to you.

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Haiku #251540

Interestingly
     enough, Enchanted Swing is
physical damage.

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Haiku #251541

A fragmentation
     charge, yes, lying down can save
your life... depending.

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Haiku #251542

Various factors
     would affect ratings, not just
not liking the show.

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Haiku #251543

My pastor also
     has a second job to help
support his family.

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Haiku #251544

This was not the first
     incident of this nature.
But it was the last.

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Haiku #251545

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251546

I only use gloves
     for pressing just to ease some
pressure off the wrists.

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Haiku #251618

She knows how to stand
     tough questions, elude a bit,
and nail a strong point.

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Haiku #251619

Also, it might be
     worth trying to squat with your feet
pointed in a bit.

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Haiku #251620

Your advice misses
     the mark of it's directed
toward me. Edit: 5x5?

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Haiku #251621

I could never just
     abandon someone struggling
with mental illness.

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Haiku #249980

I'm hoping to get
     to some video demos
in a couple weeks.

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Haiku #251622

What's with the title?
     Well, since we're in beta, it's
all about testing.

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Haiku #251623

The difference is I'm
     very tolerant and that's
what islam taught me.

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Haiku #251624

Cost cutting also
     leads to what appears to be
planned obsolescence.

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Haiku #251625

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #251626

The rest of my team
     died and I was left in 1v3
which I won somehow.

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Haiku #217215

He took this picture
     immediately after
cutting off the arm.

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Haiku #251627

Except not as cool..
     Welp, you have one pissed off wife
to look forward too.

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Haiku #251628

"Do you know the most
     beautiful song in the world?
'You'll Be In My Heart!"

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Haiku #251629

If we don't stand up
     for the things we love, how can
we protect them? Viv?

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Haiku #251630

That would op Arm drags
     and scissor sweeps are what i'd
work on from closed guard.

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Haiku #251631

Otherwise if you
     want you can get a bottle
to spam torrent with.

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Haiku #251632

Why am I always
     sleeping when all the good shit
happens lol.

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Haiku #251633

So I might say, "yeah,
     blah blah this sucked, but you know...".
Is this what you mean?

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Haiku #251634

No need to ruin
     the fun of people who bought
the game already.

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Haiku #251635

That is why they trade
     with the Caribbean more
than they trade with us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251636

Made muse learn all his
     lines, and everyone else's
lines for that movie.

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Haiku #251637

Wake up! [deleted]
     Something tells me this wasn't
his first rodeo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251638

Yeah it's a different
     situation which is why
I said technically.

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Haiku #251639

are you free right now?
     You're a moron. Of course, they're
always the victim.

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Haiku #251640

I was born in 90s
     and feel like this article
was written for me.

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Haiku #251641

So everything you
     said, for me, is how people
here were years ago.

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Haiku #251642

Mate, nothing we write
     in here has any affect
on the team's morale.

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Haiku #251643

I'm trying really hard
     to see it this way, because
this makes the most sense.

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Haiku #251644

She kept her gaze fixed
     on the spoon, and the thick brown
liquid inside it.

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Haiku #251645

I posted asking
     to do that but I'm not sure
I'm the one you saw.

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Haiku #251646

For text posts, this can
     be done in the title or
body of the post.

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Haiku #251647

Will definitely
     look in the grocery stores now
that you mention it.

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Haiku #251648

We offer a calm,
     casual and fun place to game
to your hearts content.

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Haiku #251649

It maybe pulling
     up older stuff, or helping
with your current stresses.

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Haiku #251650

We're fucking Christians
     and we believe in Jesus
mother fucking Christ!

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Haiku #251651

I suspect it would
     have to include MS Complete
Care to qualify.

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Haiku #251652

I have also been
     working on this fictional
world for my language.

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Haiku #251653

That's pretty much it.
     Hopefully, next time I will
have much more to say.

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Haiku #251654

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251655

But no luck on that,
     I see. Sheesh. /I had high hopes
(see what I did there?)

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Haiku #251656

That's the conclusion
     I keep coming back to, when
playing the beta.

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Haiku #251657

Have another When
     I notice the "what's yours is
mine" mentality.

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Haiku #251658

one gender is on
     average a more expensive
customer to us.

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Haiku #251659

Fuck this game. This is
     the most rage inducing 2K
game I've ever played.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251660

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251661

Look at a birds eye
     photo, and you will note what
the track is shaped like!

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Haiku #251662

The plant also has
     tiny "hairs" that make it stick
to your skin and clothes.

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Haiku #251663

You get a discount
     at the door depending on
your state of undress.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251664

Hopefully they'll be
     announced soon for T7 This is
absolutely true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251665

You may disagree
     on a technicality,
but I'm not lying.

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Haiku #251666

I think my problem
     is I think both teams will be
playing from behind.

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Haiku #251667

Or women that "can't
     wear heels" because they might be
taller than a man.

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Haiku #251668

If anyone has
     found a new solution, I'd
be interested, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251669

Apparently he's
     shitty at dodging fireballs
aimed away from you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251670

They actually can get
     insurance against career
ending injuries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251671

Yeah, I don't see why
     "new fans won't know who he is"
is any excuse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251672

Basically I think
     TB is trapped in his own
little bubble here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251673

Are you trying to sale
     your anecdotal story
for the whole picture?

Score: 0          

Haiku #251674

Players wouldn't be
     able to jolly coop through
the actual level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251675

Could have gotten less
     permanent but still very
annoying things, too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #251676

I mean if it's their
     first time playing it then yeah
that's kind of stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251677

Love this album. And,
     one of my favorite CDs
ever to run to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251678

The moment people
     say 'no it should work this way',
they're hostile? Great post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251679

As stated elsewhere,
     I think the deadly force is
mainly for cattle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251680

Massive poverty
     and systemic racism
is what's doing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251681

An AI expert is
     someone whose opinion on
AI you agree with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251682

I think if you are
     able to SOMETHING every
day, it will get done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251683

Attacks and killings
     have been carried out over
Mohamed cartoons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251684

Any marks, patterns,
     or erosion that were on
the stone had vanished.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251685

I go to a small,
     liberal church in a small town
with few resources.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251686

Come see Australian
     Hip Hop, where there is neither
money nor bitches.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251687

Once you figure them
     out, this position is no
longer a huge threat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251688

Not revolvers, but
     similarly impressive.
I meant my daughter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251689

Wouldn't the liver
     be more useful around here?
Liberal narrative?

Score: 0          

Haiku #251690

*White Men Are Black Men
     Too* by Young Fathers is great,
you should check it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251691

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251692

There's an updated
     model for the same price, not
sure if that's out yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251693

Feel free to ask more,
     I'll be around off and on
till later tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251694

I would eat it all.
     ...I somehow forgot about
that as an option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251695

Yeah, she's so tough on
     Wall Street. She marched right up there
and said, **"CUT IT OUT.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251696

I guarantee you
     that this brand is known for high
quality leather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251697

The world may never
     know the truth and that's just fine.
lol lindo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251698

He wasn't waiting
     on help, he was trying to get
the guy on the ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251699

That honored the show.
     [Laughs] And so we thought, well, what
if he really was?

Score: 0          

Haiku #251700

I didn't consider
     selling to a friend though, I'll
ask some of them. Thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251701

First, you need to start
     by learning what this thing called
"diabetes" is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251702

And it really is
     as simple as calories
in calories out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251703

Oh, you're right. I don't
     know anything about you,
do I? Tell me then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251704

All the old fashioned
     shops have been taken over
by slick corporate stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251705

Sometimes it picks up
     silverware off the table
as my wrist floats by.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251706

Mark Linkous and Vic
     Chesnutt couldn't be helped. Oh,
and Elliott Smith.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251707

Half the time they act
     like you're bothering them just
filing a report.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251708

So many women
     talk about how they deserve
this, or deserve that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251709

Get over yourself.
     No poison today! Boy scout
hike with my young man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251710

Had paper thin walls
     last year and this one guy could
sleep through ANYTHING.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251711

Only be worried
     if the embargo is on
or after release.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251712

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251713

Perhaps you didn't know
     the difference between the two.
I actually like Diggs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251714

**LORD OF VEGANS IS
     HERE TO RAISE**... er.. tomatoes?
I'd give him the year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251715

I have a friend who
     does this and I had to stop
hanging around him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261784

Mostly they are used
     to stop unlicensed coffee
mugs etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251716

This is so fucked up.
     We should have a pen and now
we're losing with 10men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251717

Humbug has a few
     tunes, and a few songs that just
don't do it for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251718

The golden rule, guys.
     It can, but only to one
device at a time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251719

If she's cheated on
     any of her past boyfriends.
Cheaters never change.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251720

He said you cant lose
     your virginity when you
have lesbian sex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251721

If so, Newcastle
     could've kicked off and begun
play, catch them off guard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251722

Just say it out loud,
     you'll cringe so hard your buttocks
will clamp together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251723

The composer was
     Go Shiina, which is all you
really need to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251724

There's not much point trying
     out headphones with music you're
unfamiliar with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251725

Thank you for sharing
     this fun and amazing deck!!
Never was for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251726

Mostly the problems
     are with kiting classes like
hunters and mages.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251727

If I do decide
     to do this upgrade I will
be going through him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251728

Feels like it should be
     more popular to deserve
that kind of presence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251729

It's an awesome game,
     and I'm looking at buying
more in the franchise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251730

Spock demonstrated
     telepathic control on
several occasions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251731

The part where the s6
     destroys it is in camera
modes and video.

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