Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #250426

If you are looking
     for ransom, I can tell you
I don't have money.

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Haiku #250427

The fact that it was
     for sale, never used at all,
meant something happened.

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Haiku #250429

I am not sure I'll
     be attending this year but
might finagle it.

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Haiku #250430

But I recommend
     you to re read the manga
from the beginning.

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Haiku #250431

I assume that such
     people are the socially
conservative type.

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Haiku #250432

However, it will
     take you a LONG time to get
good enough at it.

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Haiku #250433

The bias in one
     group may be far greater than
in the other group.

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Haiku #250434

It's nice to see more
     interesting outfits, despite
their infrequency.

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Haiku #250435

Well Sony support
     is notoriously bad,
that's the shitty part.

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Haiku #250436

*SACRIFICED Looks like
     ill be heading to bed, catch
ya in the morning.

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Haiku #216034

Next morning, he walks
     in on his wife's mother while
she's on the toilet.

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Haiku #250437

[removed] [deleted]
     Tell me your methods That's not
the same thing at all.

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Haiku #250438

Lost one of the best
     bastards around years ago.
This brought it all back.

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Haiku #250439

Walmart has had him
     in and out of stock the last
week or so as well.

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Haiku #250440

This flamingo. No,
     your opinion that 4chan is
shit is so edgy.

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Haiku #250441

Giles. Albert is nice
     too, but I'm not sure you'd call
that one "unusual".

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Haiku #250442

Because he pretty
     much plays the same he did his
years without Lebron?

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Haiku #250443

Since they're smaller, you'll
     be met with much more respect
and maturity.

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Haiku #250444

One of the better
     gun related articles
I've read recently.

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Haiku #250445

Good god. What the fuck
     makes it such a large update?
That's ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250446

did anyone else
     notice how aggressively
he opened that door?

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Haiku #250447

I look at the dish
     and look at his outstretched hand
and said "you know what?

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Haiku #250448

So still not that high,
     but it's helpful to compare
apples to apples.

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Haiku #250449

Unlike in "Tampa
     Bay". Then it depends on how
quickly you need it.

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Haiku #250451

Firing Todd Richards
     was due a long time ago
in my opinion.

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Haiku #250452

Might not be a great
     deck if that's what you're seeing
in your ranking range.

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Haiku #250453

And now you know next
     time you can do the same thing
on the first approach.

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Haiku #250454

it's kinda boring
     to watch the same thing over
and over again.

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Haiku #250455

If I were enough
     then why am I even on
this sub trying to change?

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Haiku #250456

It was gruesome but
     I learned stuff. It does wonders
for the stuffing too.

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Haiku #250458

They are not at all
     interested in moving up
the social ladder.

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Haiku #250459

Don't do the tea house.
     It's the most popular hike
and full of people.

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Haiku #250460

I thought that was great.
     the second one says "report
dangerous driving.

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Haiku #250461

Indeed, "thou shalt not
     kill" doesn't really help us.
We *do* kill people.

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Haiku #250462

Yes it probably was
     not due to causing his first
major explosion.

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Haiku #250463

How has living costs
     changed in areas without
policies like that?

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Haiku #250465

Easy for low balls
     but not much else, and of course
blocking lots of things.

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Haiku #250466

I guess women are
     so stupid that they can't make
their own decisions?

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Haiku #250467

And too much food, no
     mater what it is causes
weight gain and health risks.

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Haiku #250468

Plus Moscow isn't
     the easiest of places
to play in general.

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Haiku #250469

What he's trying to put
     across is that "Arabs are
consistently bad.

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Haiku #250470

What insanity
     are we going to expose
ourselves to tonight?

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Haiku #250471

Not let I could get
     Fitzgerald for Ingram straight
up, standard scoring.

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Haiku #250472

No matter what you
     say, someone somewhere will be
offended by it.

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Haiku #250473

If she is willing
     to have a conversation
about it, awesome.

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Haiku #250474

OK. Have you tried
     running W7/10 in Safe
Mode with Networking?

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Haiku #250475

So he's not really
     pushing it forward as much
as pulling it up.

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Haiku #250476

I just keep looking
     at Cooks' projections and that's
what is stopping me.

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Haiku #250477

Another Yank here.
     Never heard a single Yank
use the term Wally.

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Haiku #250478

They would make us bend
     over the couch, table, their
knees, etc.

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Haiku #250479

He fits alongside
     the starters better, we start
games better with him.

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Haiku #250480

opposite side would be
     often away with friends but
never invite you.

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Haiku #250481

I posted a close
     up of the bark but you can't
really see the leaves.

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Haiku #250482

Memory is weird.
     Is there a reason to want
to recall details?

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Haiku #250483

It is slow, I think
     you just need to have a taste
for these types of games.

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Haiku #250484

Their disagreements
     are about marketing, not
the software itself.

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Haiku #250485

Boyle isn't a whole
     newspaper but this isn't
really relevant.

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Haiku #250486

The spoken language
     evolved more rapidly than
the written language.

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Haiku #250487

Stupid question but
     I'm guessing this was taken
before the voyage?

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Haiku #250488

Sometimes I just get
     tired of riding and spend
all my time climbing.

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Haiku #250489

I haven't listened
     to it for weeks on purpose.
Where did it come from?

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Haiku #250490

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #250491

To say the only
     difference is filtration shows
how little you know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250492

Two feet down. Check. Lunge,
     dive or extend the ball. Check.
Then it's a catch. Check.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250493

You may want to try
     coming online to our chat
room to get live help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250494

YOUR CELL PHONE HAS MORE
     BACTERIA ON IT THAN
THE TOILET SEAT DOES.

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Haiku #250495

I'm starting to think
     you're more of an outlier
than you think I am.

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Haiku #250496

This standard practice
     doesn't seem to have reached us
yet in Ireland then.

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Haiku #250497

I would start using
     the hustle button more (not
continuously).

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Haiku #250498

Ha ha! "Mounting screw!"
     Sounds a bit *rude*, doesn't it?
"Mounting screw!" Ha ha!

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Haiku #250499

I want to see his
     lows so that I can care when
he is at his highs.

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Haiku #250500

Yeah some people just
     have very unfortunate
seafood allergies.

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Haiku #250501

i don't even know
     where to start with how off you
are on all of this.

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Haiku #250502

My thoughts exactly!
     That little iridescent
snail is beautiful.

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Haiku #248875

They will let you show
     holocaust denial films
in the library.

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Haiku #250503

[deleted] Actually,
     I do think "light of the room"
makes sense in English.

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Haiku #250504

There is no Vader
     or Empire that she has
to be hidden from.

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Haiku #250506

I still can't believe
     how positive the response
was to this album.

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Haiku #250507

It's a dead end street
     filled with families and a great
place to trick or treat.

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Haiku #250508

Everything left seems
     to be doing really well!
Wild Wasteland, maybe?

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Haiku #250509

How did she get here?
     I felt the fan on my skin
and I went, "Oh, wait!

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Haiku #250510

I thought people on
     parole or probation could
be searched anytime.

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Haiku #250511

He's been getting more
     looks and has looked great out there.
I don't trust Austin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250512

That's not even close!
     It doesn't work. But it gets
people's attention.

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Haiku #250513

What's confusing me
     is those two church towers on
the far right background.

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Haiku #250514

I have picked up big
     garbage items while waiting
for a light before.

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Haiku #250515

One other point, no
     game has actually allowed you
to boot villagers.

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Haiku #250516

So if its only
     in those markets, will Sunday
ticket have the game?

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Haiku #250517

there is an upper
     limit on how much valor
you will actually need.

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Haiku #250519

It's just confusing
     when the same thing can happen
with different outcomes.

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Haiku #250520

It was in a half
     serious, half kidding tone.
I almost lost it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250521

You either under
     paid and owe, or over paid
and they credit you.

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Haiku #250522

In a guard battle,
     the initiator wins
nearly every time.

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Haiku #250523

Go go Canada,
     I'm rooting for you big time.
You all were no help!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250524

Is. Adorable.
     I'm leaving for Disney World
in seven days, too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250525

Also it's boring
     as fuck to watch and the games
are extremely long.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250526

Mum not here to tell
     you that the debunking or
whatever is wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250527

I enjoyed Nero
     and felt the game fell off once
you became Dante.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250528

She appears new on
     the scene, only time will tell
what she gets into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250529

I think it's by far
     more common that the woman
would accuse the man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250530

No one goes to hajj
     and tries to start a stampede
to go to heaven.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250531

But there has to be,
     everything is a symbol
for everything else!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250532

I had a very
     sheltered childhood with very
conservative views.

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Haiku #250533

Also why did you
     put in barbell **AND** dumbbell
versions of big lifts!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250534

And yeah Tennessee
     did but go check the 4th
quarter film again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250535

Like it or not, where
     you're born has a big effect
on where you can go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250536

Something may not be
     the prime mover, but it can
still be working hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250537

I'm friends with the guys,
     and they're a cool group of dudes
just to hang out with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250538

I just couldn't take
     that all away from Chloe
(and also kill her).

Score: 0          

Haiku #250539

When a mommy owl
     and a daddy owl love each
other very much...

Score: 0          

Haiku #250540

Explain what happened
     to prospective employers;
they should understand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250541

In fact, my preference
     is for a mixed system like
we have in Brazil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250542

How could one ever
     have *enough* of such delights?
Inconceivable!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250543

This "consent" appeal
     is just the tool used to reach
that end at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250544

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250545

And you're probably not
     going to ever receive
full compensation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250546

It would be perfect
     I thought it was good cheesy.
To each his own *shrug*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250547

If something isn't
     resolved immediately,
then take her to court.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250548

God damn, I'm going
     to go take a lap and try
to cool off. Fuck. [Yup!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250549

Tech policy is
     nice and all but it does not
supersede state law.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250550

She's also suing
     the people she tripped, how does
that even make sense?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250551

Legend I actually
     began leaving my phone on
mute because of this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250552

I'm not sure. I've been
     trying to figure this out since
I watched the trailer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250553

If you buy a drill
     there's a chance you can't even
use what's in the safe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250554

His first "jump" actually
     puts hit hand higher up than
when he does the flip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250555

If you're the bad guy,
     she certainly doesn't want
to encourage it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250556

You could stay home, do
     nothing and still find a way
to injure yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250557

I hope that later
     levels are at least on par,
if not more complex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250558

I bought a rural
     house (actually a converted
barn) near my inlaws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250559

And if anything
     happens to you your husband
is going to jail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250560

Hear about a new
     ice cream shop that everyone
is talking about?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250561

I feel bad because
     he had to eat his food quick
and get the hell out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250562

Whatever I guess.
     It's not a competition,
it's a discussion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250563

I'm genuinely
     confused how this increases
customer service.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250564

Boil it down to it's
     concise message, consistent
message, IN context.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250565

Clearly a porn star
     just bragging about all his
consensual sex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250566

You think so? I think
     Alexander Ludwig is
doing a great job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250567

I find it helpful.
     You are not alone. How does
one learn to do this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250568

And I'm telling you
     trying to change her mind is rude
and disrespectful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250569

It's a whole different
     story when you're trying to do
what's best for your kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250570

Little kids do not
     need to be wearing Sexy
Whatever costumes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250571

I love Wisconsin,
     but it's about time to get
out of here. Depends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250572

The minimum specs
     for this game seem really high,
but damn it looks fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250573

see every viking
     game thread where the packers don't
play at the same time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250574

Dry zucchini No
     lube Not much "prep time" before
using zucchini.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250575

If someone presents
     to you with chest pain, you first
assume heart attack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250576

just wanted to say
     i checked out your shit and you're
incredible man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250577

I have confidence
     that when push comes to shove, we'll
be back to normal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250578

However, his legs
     turned to jelly and he fell
on top of the corpse!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250579

Had another job
     offer so I phoned them up
and accepted it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250580

It's very slow, don't
     know why, but it really does
what I wanted. Damn...

Score: 0          

Haiku #250581

All the Jews should be
     fucking exterminated!
*They're just seven words!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250582

I loved it. A link
     to the expanded footage
is linked here somewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250583

Live the life that will
     make you sleep better at night,
and make yourself proud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250584

sorry for the late
     answer i was sleeping Don't
bring yourself down dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250585

So lazy to do
     the quest chain but will probably
need to now, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250586

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250587

to find a few hints
     that the answer might be no.
Simmer down hot sauce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250588

The most I know is
     that a couple of my friends
watch the Superbowl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250589

No, it's not. That's why
     you get to build a decent
base and craft some shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250590

Being alone I'm
     not going to work again
until this comes out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250591

India has four
     or five major cities where
everyone flock to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250592

That confirmed to me
     that I absolutely made
the right decision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250593

Throw yourself in there
     and embrace a legacy
game for what it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250594

[removed] bush blades, or
     weed blades are usually much
thicker and shorter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250595

I felt a little
     discomfort in my elbow
after a few sets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250596

Thanks tho ok these
     kind of videos make me
cringe for some reasons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250597

I absolutely
     adore my enameled cast
iron even more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250598

I act in good faith.
     Refuse to name call and take
that low level bait.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250599

Time to go to bed
     so I can get up to see
City get shafted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250600

Other one? shadow.
     And that bait on catwalk was
so low... Innocent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250601

Not a scripted hops,
     no sign of any other
external software.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250602

Every time you get
     onto a computer you
weaken the nation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250603

I just think people
     from out of state in general.
no child deserve this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250604

States are already
     divided culturally
and linguistically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250605

You Labour voters
     have a lot of explaining
to do /s cant score.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250606

Yeah.. they were pricey,
     but sometimes you just gotta
pay for stuff you love.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250607

Yes, it was a joke.
     It's okay the optical
drive is external.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250608

[removed] [removed] Art?
     Buying either at this point
gets you everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250609

while none of my high
     school friends have even finished
their undergrad yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250610

Was just wandering
     why some people insist on
sync detonation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250611

There will of course be
     speeding cameras in the slow
areas sometimes.

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Haiku #250612

I've lost track of how
     many time the question has
been asked and answered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250613

Cut thing off and just
     use one product for a while,
and trying different things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250614

But I'm pretty sure
     in a long run she would be
rather good than not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250615

This arachnid is
     pairing its legs together
if you look closely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250616

So can I demand
     other people stop eating
curd rice during lunch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250617

Needless to say there
     was no more sex and she went
home a day early.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250618

Maybe Finn loses
     his hand and its his hand you
see on R2? Far fetched?

Score: 0          

Haiku #250619

[deleted] This is
     like the one hundredth time I've
heard about that game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250620

Not counting stuff like
     Execute or Naturalize
that kill anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250621

People will say stuff
     and then when it gets to me
there's nothing to say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250622

B) No it doesn't.
     It's not sex I'm looking for.
Nor any of us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250623

That little second
     coming is going to buy
my way to riches.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250624

Nudity. Perhaps,
     in our lifetimes, we too might
master this secret.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250625

Its easy to do.
     Get bleaching trays. Use very
little solution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250626

I'm the physically
     more active one though, maybe
this is a factor.

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Haiku #250627

Rossi is fighting
     for a title and Marc is
trying to run him off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250628

And if you ever
     mention it all you get is
"oh, you must hate men".

Score: 0          

Haiku #250629

So a good year from
     now people will have to wait
to trade REP tokens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250630

There's a lot of stuff
     in there that the Culture would
be interested in.

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