Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #246559

Is there a report
     button, because this is just
plain old panhandling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246560

The only part you
     actually get to choose is what
you do about it.

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Haiku #246561

Stop blaming other
     people for your own problems.
You want a good job?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246562

That said, it's fucking
     beautiful and the sound is
very unique. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246563

There's also Two Best
     Friends Play and Jesse Cox who
are still playing now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246564

I guess the distance
     filtering is a little
off on that mission.

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Haiku #246566

Ellington would take
     that over Denard, or more
likely Roddy White.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246567

Yeah I mean it's still
     common courtesy to not
be rude to someone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246568

Also the same day
     the flu decided to show
up and say hello.

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Haiku #246569

Spontaneity
     is great, but when you're busy
planning is required.

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Haiku #246570

This is the exact
     type of stuff I envision
will be on the site.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246571

I doubt this has had
     any impact on British
tank development.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246572

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246573

Please say it was Ed?
     Otherwise I don't know who
I am anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246574

Don't put them away.
     Chances are one day you'll not
take them out again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246575

So stop confusing
     my feelings by saying things
I appreciate!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246576

So much easier
     to work with, and just seems more
"stable" during use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246577

Every candidate
     wants to (or say the want to)
secure the border.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246578

Not being helpful
     would involve you telling me
to go fuck myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246579

You will tyranny
     accept same sex marriage Sure
ill do a combo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246580

Maybe that's what makes
     the indescribable feel
so sacred to us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246581

My main question is
     what your end goal is and what
style you're going for.

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Haiku #246582

You call and email
     your drivers license and you
get an email back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246583

The Incredibly
     long grind to "grind" your weapon
into perfection.

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Haiku #246584

All this talk of Sam
     Smith made me listen to Latch
again yesterday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246585

[deleted] More Thanks!
     I had that totally wrong
Good luck to you too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246586

I'd like all of them
     but can't guarantee enough
time to complete them...

Score: 0          

Haiku #246587

Reed is the only
     healthy viable TE on
Washington's roster.

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Haiku #246588

Sad thing is I can't
     seem to find a place that sells
that type of food D:!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246589

Don't get me wrong, I'm
     willing to shell out money
on games I enjoy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246590

YEP DOWN FOR ME TOO
     Hive on Cosmodrome basement
is where I did mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246591

I've never been more
     terrified of being caught
up on an LP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246592

I am constantly
     in denial about these
guys, they may be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246593

I get if I don't!
     Still hope I get one! Have fun
with the giveaway!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246594

You called? To be fair,
     most of our threads and posts don't
get this much traffic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246595

Even while I was
     creating this one I was
kind of hesitant.

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Haiku #246596

I plan on getting
     some done in January
for my honeymoon.

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Haiku #246597

I'm thinking I want
     to maybe try something snail
to help heal acne?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246598

It obviously
     is frustrating because you
spend a lot of time.

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Haiku #246599

For real, that dick head
     bird needs his ass kicked for trying
to steal that guys meat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246600

I live in Norway
     and my wireless connection
is being a bitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246601

Typically you just
     default to a holiday
scheduled defined there.

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Haiku #246602

Would definitely
     pick it up if I had kids
to go through it with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246603

Imagine you've just
     experienced an event
that made you angry.

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Haiku #246604

Just thought you'd be pleased
     to know that our passwords are
NOT the same. Cheers. Ooh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246605

I'd literally just
     finished watching the Crash Course
Video on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246606

This sounds reasonable.
     How about having a real
discussion with him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246607

I mean, I agree
     with all of this, but I think
you're missing the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246608

Yeah, that'll show 'em
     /s Banter, bantz or any
other variant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246609

People won't even
     pay for a song they'll listen
to dozens of times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246610

Still definitely
     not viable for the top
top levels of play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246611

What the issue is
     that often people don't give
credit to others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246612

Other problems can
     come from using a router
on a dorm network.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246613

Doesn't affect me,
     just never understood it.
How is that racist?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246614

There's a strong backing
     for it, which will most likely
just keep snowballing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246615

He is the perfect
     combination of patient,
fun, and serious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246616

Dozens of wolves had
     appeared around her, their eyes
glowed and looked to her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246617

She was not a good
     leader, but she used to know
some really great ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246618

However there are
     much better alternatives
for professionals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246619

As if they are trying
     to make a personal new
age type religion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246620

And as long as you
     don't pay it they will charge you
even more interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246621

"Guesstimate." It's not
     even a fucking word. Christ.
You got me started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246622

I would say most Chiefs
     fans have been very impressed
with Catapano.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246623

Peel off the sticker.
     The battery type should be
listed underneath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246624

So probably gonna
     have a hard time with time zones
Welcome to the club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246625

But for the skills on
     weapons and class trees I see
your point. When in Rome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246626

GRAMBLING STATE WON'T BE
     SHOWING THEIR FACES AROUND
HERE ANYTIME SOON.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246627

However still these
     F1 cars are one of the worst
sounding racing cars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246629

Buried since I'm late
     to the party, but I want
to say this some where.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246631

and i tend to let
     everything go They also
fixed the jamming bug.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246632

A shorter hammock
     is fine for lounging, but not
so great for sleeping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246633

The only thing I'm
     not completely sold on is
the demonic toys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246634

Do you know if these
     people were served at all, or
arrived in this state?

Score: 0          

Haiku #245470

I'm talking about
     normal, working people here,
not executives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246636

I wonder if some
     people are just damper than
others, lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246637

I am excited
     to see what the Blue Jays will
do in the playoffs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246638

I hope you get locked
     in your car without water
and have a heat stroke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246639

Edit: On second
     thought, Freedom doesn't have time
to be logical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246640

On a completely
     unrelated topic, what
the hell is that flair?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246641

It very much is,
     especially when it provides
OTHER benefits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246642

cause it's stunning tagged
     as idiot Everything
makes me squirt So brave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246643

But then time after
     time people would totally
misread my comments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246644

For example, you've
     put happiness and anger
on the same axis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246645

Whilst. Fuck arrogant
     people who say whilst, it does
not make you sound smart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246646

You can't make a car
     for the road that only works
with one kind of fuel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246647

Don't sign or agree
     to anything that you don't
fully understand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246648

Id get the sea cow
     out of those two, as it will
be retiring soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246649

Again I am just
     speculating so I could
very well be wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246650

Late afternoon games
     are spotty but usually
there's enough for 4's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246651

An hour of sitting
     idle keeping my eyes closed
throughout my commute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246652

Why is he a whale?
     Unless you are a Hart or
married to one, yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246653

I probably left some
     stuff out, but I'll elaborate
if necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246655

I'd lean Dobson or
     Latimer and wouldn't feel
too bad either way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246656

I put on about
     20k a year. I've never had
this happen to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246657

Almost half the world
     could not talk about changes
in their government.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246658

I get so angry
     when someone steals a parking
spot from me like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246659

And in German Scar
     said "And if you didn't exist
he'd still be alive".

Score: 0          

Haiku #246660

Or maybe I just
     got tired of stealing cars
and driving around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246661

Which would just be rolled
     into the price of the car
for the consumer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246662

I live in CA but
     wouldn't mind making a drive
for the perfect dog.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246663

it should be running
     better for everyone, you're
doing something wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246664

You can't compare well
     made ammo prices to bulk
bottom dollar stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246665

He wasn't doing
     what every other team was
doing in the league.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246666

I could probably get
     the headset now and the amp
in a month or two.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246667

They may be able
     to provide you with free or
low cost services.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246668

As is this comment.
     Yeah, this strike zone is bullshit.
Yeah, obviously.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246669

I love it. The bit
     I already saw made me
want to try Vi mid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246670

Don't even get me
     started on the East Buddhists
and the North Hindus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246671

Broccoli can piss off.
     I can play, but the game won't
save after I quit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246672

I get looks sometimes,
     especially now I'm better
at noticing them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246673

Coral, teal, and grey
     if I recall correctly.
It looks really nice!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246674

Well, Pizza Hut has
     waffle fries, so ketchup is
to be expected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246675

The way she acts is
     actually a sign that she is
very insecure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246676

[deleted] Bang Bang
     Bang! Opens your office doors,
"Thanks for the candy!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #246677

I cry now. I'd be
     very happy with your team,
solid all around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246678

Listen in. There's no
     way to really say for sure
until you try it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246679

Nah I don't hate it.
     I actually like it a lot
when it's working right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246680

Looks remarkably
     similar to Lockheed's AH-56
Cheyenne I'm happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246681

You're absolutely
     kidding yourself if you think
any differently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246682

Is it difficult?
     Yes. Is it impossible?
Absolutely not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246683

But things had to work
     out the way they did for me
to get where I am.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246684

I tried so many
     methods when I was growing
up to lose the weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246685

What do the Native
     American genocides
have to do with this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246686

Great inning, calm things
     down and get Martinez back
on the mound quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246687

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246688

They are big enough
     that they can pretty much shift
industry practice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246689

Private clubs even
     have facilities (kitchen,
microwaves, BATHROOMS).

Score: 0          

Haiku #246690

Really all you can
     do is make it more trouble
than its worth to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246691

To put it simply,
     the gems are normal, every
day things in this world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246692

Talking about them
     to someone else loosens their
power over us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246693

I'll open my gates
     and are free for you to come
by when you're ready.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246694

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246695

I don't remember
     anyone named John, but like
I said I was drunk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246766

i remember what
     lead to the comparison
You remember wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246696

I think kids might change
     that, but that's at least a year
away if not more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246697

Happy tripping! Yep.
     And it's going to get worse,
at least in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246698

Now go back, add more
     information to it, then
review what you've learned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246699

I don't know if its
     every Ross, but my wife went
and bought up a bunch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246700

If not I'm thinking
     maybe Davis for Allen
Robinson straight up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246701

I'm not drawn into
     the appeal of radios,
web based or airwave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246702

Our city while not
     huge, is not always super
active all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245539

I saw a future
     in both teams and everyone
thought I was crazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246703

Neither did Brian
     Chavez or Ivory Christian.
I mean, it depends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246704

Most highly rated
     can go down instead of up
with more exposure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212280

I usually buck
     or have a lot of body
movement when I cum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246705

I don't have a main
     role, so I'm comfortable
playing whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246706

I know years ago
     I bit them till I started
developing pain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246707

Your luck may not last
     if you keep on sending out
those applications.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246708

Would more tedious
     tutorial sections make
for a better game?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246709

I don't understand
     why they dropped the optical
out for audio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246710

Maybe a Resource
     Wars simulation? I'd play
the shit out of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246711

He's only staying
     fat for the role and makes too
much money from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246712

Its a chance to take.
     And while the reward is great.
The risk is greater.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246713

Not gonna lie, if
     I were a pitcher I would
hate playing the Cubs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246714

My buddy picked up
     the Beagle Bone Board and we've
been researching both.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246715

I know what they mean,
     but I play dumb and say **"WHAT
WHAT YOU CUT SOMETHING?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246716

"You're such a basic"
     Will we be getting any
OS X news today?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246717

It would be nice if
     relic pieces had a chance
to be torso up's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246718

Anything you can
     find in any bourbon is
in this bottle? My.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246719

Mahogany doors
     Do you like smug juveniles
who are sure they're right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246720

I'm glad firefights are
     more than just grenades, melee,
and supers Sounds good!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246721

There is a difference
     living with a credit card
and living in one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246722

What worked best for me
     was actually letting my wife
know I could "feel" her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246723

The live wallpaper
     on press omg You didn't
answer my question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246724

They stripped him of his
     clothes, beat him and went away,
leaving him half dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246725

Or knot, in this case...
     If you didn't notice, your name
is in the last pic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246726

It's not a perfect
     game, it is fun though What if
I just like the watch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246727

Most likely they're still
     awful humans and you don't
want them in your life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246728

But... I love it when
     you call me Big Poppa Thanks
for the compliment!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246729

You basically just
     said to his cousin that he's
isn't any good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246730

Unless her 401k has
     Boeing stock in it??? Perhaps?
You have to show proof.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246731

This one (Crippled God)
     feels like it might be the best
book in the series.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246732

I currently feel
     the exact same way.. Me too!
Wasn't that implied?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246733

I want to fuck it.
     Do you think there's a coupon
code that works for it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246734

[deleted] yeah or
     "septic flies" things breed like mad
and have little worms.....

Score: 0          

Haiku #246735

Depending on how
     you play, she could totally
be a psychopath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246736

You're not alone, you're
     not weird, and it's not your fault,
but you can change it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246737

That way you KNOW you
     are tripping, and it won't be
too overwhelming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246738

there is no stopping
     you now, you supreme being.
you alpha male you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246739

They were always great
     conversation starters when
people came over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246740

However, a vast
     majority of players
have not gotten it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246741

That said: every race
     can make great things, and every
race can destroy them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246742

Or they just don't like
     the character. People laughed...
There was no applause.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246743

They literally just
     teased the El Cap release date
during the demo!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246744

I haven't asked if
     I could access the status
myself online though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246745

They've got some other
     fun stuff as well plus a sale
today I believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246746

And in this case, how
     would their god any different
from a charlatan?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246747

It's not hard to make
     these posts without the spoiler
right in the title.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246748

Well, to be honest,
     the dress was hideous, just
like all things Duggar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246749

(Hell, look at people
     who prefer consoles over
PCs in general.)

Score: 0          

Haiku #246750

Best Wine port of all
     Wine ports. ^^^To ^^^all ^^^the ^^^doubters,
^^^told ^^^you ^^^so. Indeed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246751

Looks good man! Great job!
     "Your gun violence scares me"
Well go back home then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246752

could be a high risk
     high reward thing or maybe
just a complete bust.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246753

You don't sneak around
     in an open marriage, that's
why it's called open.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246754

If you want a bike
     that can do everything well,
go for the Multi.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246755

Still, for Liberals it's
     not bad news, which can be thus
construed as good news.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246756

Use a reference track
     and compare it to yours, you
will hear the difference!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246758

This game isn't what
     I want therefore it should be
changed for everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246759

Did you even read
     my question or did you just
jump to conclusions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246760

I don't understand
     why I don't have editing
powers Exactly!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246761

So it's a truth claim
     from which they'll retreat to "it's
just advice" when pushed.

Score: 0          


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