Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #243291

I picked up a few
     foundries, before realizing
the significance.

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Haiku #243292

Is screaming a long,
     drawn out "you" such a common
reaction to things?

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Haiku #243293

I still have nightmares
     about drawing molecules
with those shit programs.

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Haiku #243294

That's an exact quote!
     Jesus said lots of plain words,
as we all well know!

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Haiku #243295

Still fairly rare, but
     people condoning try hard
smurfs just piss me off.

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Haiku #243296

And let's face it, no
     matter what side you're on that's
fucking ignorant.

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Haiku #243297

You're the kind of guy
     that finger bangs his mom while
she's asleep aren't ya?

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Haiku #243298

It would be a shit
     load of extra costs to add
everybody on.

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Haiku #208803

I gave it a shot,
     and in my opinion, it's
more than doable.

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Haiku #243299

It's a game that just
     deserves to be forgotten.
That's a hungry butt.

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Haiku #243300

thanks A shaky start
     but genuinely happy
with the performance.

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Haiku #243301

I'm okay with it.
     You do a really good job,
and your art is cool.

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Haiku #243302

I couldn't watch it.
     Which is weird because it's not
that bad. Ahh, okay.

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Haiku #243303

We also have great
     connections with venues here
in San Diego.

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Haiku #243304

Usually she was
     half dressed in her own clothes by
the time I got home.

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Haiku #243305

Communicate well,
     don't rage on your teammates, aim,
and enjoy the game.

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Haiku #243306

If I go swimming
     I may get bitten and die
from a shark attack?

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Haiku #243307

Not because of bad
     luck, but because he can do
whatever he wants.

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Haiku #243308

Based on the manga
     with over the top torture,
gore, and deviancy.

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Haiku #243309

And then you respond
     and have absolutely no
point to make? Well done!

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Haiku #243619

I mean, we go through
     phases as we realize who
we are, i suppose.

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Haiku #243310

I'd never even
     attempt that and I'm swimming
for college right now.

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Haiku #243311

'I was born this way,'
     I tell them, knowing they can't
even imagine.

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Haiku #243312

I started making
     excuses, sneaking up there
two, three times a month.

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Haiku #243313

He cannot ever
     be punished enough for what
he did to that girl.

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Haiku #243314

Just ask to not use
     tap next time, and that you'll fold
up your arm instead.

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Haiku #243315

That said, 5mans throughout
     wow were usually my main
source of enjoyment.

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Haiku #243316

[deleted] You think
     those are inaccessible?
Look at the top right.

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Haiku #243318

Awesome bad joke man
     "Smooth" Sandy Alderson strikes
again No problem!

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Haiku #243319

Someone that would buy
     based on production values
rather than content.

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Haiku #243320

I refuse to let
     my anxiety control
my life anymore.

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Haiku #243321

I've actually read them
     and they hold a very big
spot next to my heart.

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Haiku #243322

Serious question:
     does anyone actually like
either of these guys?

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Haiku #243323

Howard's visual
     production was fantastic.
Emulate that, score.

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Haiku #243324

My husband freaked me
     out like this once when someone
asked us about kids.

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Haiku #243325

that doesn't really
     answer my question at all.
What? Don't sigh at me.

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Haiku #243326

Perfect for any
     fan of the immortal Bard!
[deleted] Added!

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Haiku #243327

Do you *really* think
     choosing a game mode would hurt
the population?

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Haiku #243328

Also arms you look
     like a young johnny knoxville,
but with more cancer.

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Haiku #243329

What aren't you getting?
     Thank you so much! I really
appreciate it!

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Haiku #243330

I'm going to meet
     up with her later so I'll
bring this up tonight.

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Haiku #243331

Every character
     that you see in the series
has their own foible.

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Haiku #308119

Okay I really
     do apologize for how
I worded that one.

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Haiku #243332

He was super nice,
     shook my hand, told me he loved
hearing from true fans.

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Haiku #243333

I am pretty sure
     casual fans couldn't have been
entertained by her.

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Haiku #243334

My guess is CD12,
     based on previous symptoms
from other cycles.

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Haiku #243335

Even your body
     is copyright God, unless
your an atheist.

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Haiku #243336

She deserves better
     than you. Every month or two.
That **doesn't** make sense.

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Haiku #243337

We're getting coffee
     and hitting up some science
and art exhibits.

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Haiku #243338

You're hurting the kids
     by waiting for them to get
grown before you split.

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Haiku #243339

I love eco tools
     I'll let you have the monster
I create with it.

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Haiku #243340

Science can (and was)
     seen as learning to read God's
words in His language.

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Haiku #243341

all that being said
     I have seen pit mixes while
out walking my dog.

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Haiku #243342

Health is wealth, you seem
     to be rich with it, other
than the strange color.

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Haiku #243343

Or maybe they should
     complain because that isn't
how life works. At all.

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Haiku #243344

Won't be such a great
     deal with the current exchange rates
though, keep that in mind.

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Haiku #243345

And it'd be just
     as silly to say there are
too many heroes.

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Haiku #243346

Welcome! We're always
     glad to have new people here!
You are evidence.

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Haiku #243347

After the 1st guy
     limps everyone else is capped.
Sweet! That'd be great!

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Haiku #243348

It's cute, lighthearted
     comedy, for anyone
who wants to relax.

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Haiku #243349

Lol this guy
     is ready to defend these
breast until no end.

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Haiku #243350

His highlight reels were
     proto- Jason Williams But
that doesn't matter.

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Haiku #243351

The first scene opens
     with a great shot that is great
but not great but good.

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Haiku #243352

(when that mutant screamed)
     I ran to another room
when that shit happened.

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Haiku #243353

You guys are too old
     to be arguing with her
parents about food.

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Haiku #243354

You should be able
     to switch the utility
payments to your name.

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Haiku #243355

Same, but it all made
     sense when he got back to me
Mostly it's drinking.

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Haiku #243356

Not enough people
     with automatic weapons
to create demand.

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Haiku #243357

Back away. You end
     up hurting two that way Thanks
for clearing that up!

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Haiku #243358

I doubt he's still there,
     but there's also some info
I need to retrieve.

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Haiku #243359

Mine does. The credit
     union usually offers
better deals than banks.

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Haiku #207350

Izod Center is
     one of the worst arenas
in the area.

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Haiku #243360

The electron then
     passes along a cathode,
creating a current.

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Haiku #243361

Is this wrong or is
     the separation purely
due to periods?

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Haiku #243362

Probably figures he'll
     move out so they can buy his
property for cheap.

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Haiku #243363

Cute kid. I'll let her
     know about this thread. Edit:
Mom's been contacted.

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Haiku #243364

A birthmark should just
     be a discoloration.
Nope. Brock would be fine.

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Haiku #243365

As for med tuning
     the soonest I can get back
in is November.

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Haiku #243366

It's almost as if
     the engine is roaring "YOU
ARE ALL THAT IS MAN".

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Haiku #243367

Erik Campbell was
     literally the worst player
in baseball this year.

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Haiku #243368

When I play the game,
     the theme has absolutely
no presence for me.

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Haiku #243369

I'd still be using
     my Halo B if it weren't
such a pain to clean.

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Haiku #243370

Mine too. Maybe Day9
     could join Team Europe for some
Rocket League action.

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Haiku #243371

"We really like it"
     and "Love to hear what you think"
are very common.

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Haiku #243372

The notary can
     testify that it was not
signed under duress.

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Haiku #243373

Basically, Shias
     believe that Mohammad chose
Ali as his heir.

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Haiku #243374

Most of the southern
     states, and locations outside
the United States.

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Haiku #243375

It's ok ya just
     gotta be a lil drunk ya
know what I'm saying!!!

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Haiku #243376

Alright, let me know
     if it does and I'll see what
I can do. Really?

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Haiku #243377

I have mono black
     tron which is fun but not tier
one by any means.

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Haiku #243378

Here's a quick checklist
     to run through if you ever
think there's a problem.

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Haiku #243379

It was a little
     more than people complaining
over a new theme.

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Haiku #243380

The best thing about
     last year was being in third
and manageable.

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Haiku #243381

I'll take one for free,
     which is a much better way
to promote yourself.

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Haiku #243382

I guess this explains
     literally every bloodstain
in that arena.

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Haiku #243383

I know for a fact
     my choice to smoke hurts my work
ethic and studies.

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Haiku #243384

Decide which ones you
     don't want to compromise on
and stick to your guns.

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Haiku #243385

As for if it's on
     purpose or not, I don't see
why they would do that.

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Haiku #243386

But depending on
     what you're looking for Sport Check
could be all you need.

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Haiku #243387

s/ Please stop using
     this thread as you're own private
revenue platform.

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Haiku #243388

Would you trade your tea
     party spinner or the shield
for one of the pins?

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Haiku #243389

Hopefully you read
     over these and figure out
where you are lacking.

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Haiku #243390

That is the only
     reason I would ever join
the military.

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Haiku #243391

Now We won't get guests
     on our team who barely know
how to move and shoot.

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Haiku #243392

Choice A. On mobile
     currently but saw something
earlier on it.

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Haiku #243393

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #243394

Fucking creep asshole.
     Watch at a bar or listen
to Shannon at home?

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Haiku #243395

As well as Emma
     Goldman, part of the reason
we have birth control.

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Haiku #243396

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #243397

What's that? Hello Hong
     Kong! "You Do NOT Rule. You Are
NOT A Tunnel Snake."

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Haiku #243398

Yes! you are correct
     on it being a teaser!
thanks for the kind words!

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Haiku #243399

So it's possible
     that this theory is correct.
Hah I'd avoid it.

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Haiku #243400

Perhaps the above
     makes my perspective a bit
different than many.

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Haiku #243401

This is no different
     then you selling an event
from your collection.

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Haiku #243402

Large variety
     and the art is beautiful.
Highly recommend!

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Haiku #243403

Does that sound ok
     to you, or would you rather
have something different?

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Haiku #243404

I passed the Maya
     on to a friend and it was
also in great shape.

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Haiku #243405

The brain goes kinda
     crazy when it goes under
pressure such as this.

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Haiku #243406

Typical bigot
     that reflects a view many
in this country shares.

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Haiku #243407

You can have tension
     and high stakes without the world
threatening to explode.

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Haiku #243408

No one will stop you,
     all you have to do is fill
out some paperwork.

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Haiku #243409

Totally worth it.
     Nothing interesting, sorry
To read or to run.

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Haiku #243410

the burn wasn't what
     made thorn good, its recoil, sights,
and aim assist is.

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Haiku #243411

That goes above him.
     I assume there's a paper
trail on things like that.

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Haiku #243412

It doesn't mean shit,
     and you don't mean shit to them.
The fuck did I miss?

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Haiku #243413

take them for help if,
     say, they have a car and you
didn't? etc).

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Haiku #243414

You can have tension
     and high stakes without the world
threatening to explode.

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Haiku #243415

When you feel like you
     look good, it can be a real
boost to your workout.

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Haiku #243416

Other times, you want
     to do something social right
before working out.

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Haiku #243417

[This video sums
     up the kinds of sentiments
I routinely heard.

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Haiku #243418

That was a better
     looking trailer but, like you,
I'm still skeptical.

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Haiku #243419

Some of the brighter
     people move up to upper
management/ exec.

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Haiku #243420

But you need people
     to consumer those apples.
If you look at cars.

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Haiku #243421

Works well clearing large
     groups or hitting a single
target like a truck.

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Haiku #243423

In the end though, you
     end up hurting the person
you were "defending".

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Haiku #243424

Yes, but I wouldn't
     call that an achievement since
you had it from birth.

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Haiku #243425

The black birth rate is
     just fine, but you need to give
poor women a choice.

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Haiku #243426

It human nature
     gets the credit for the good
things it motivates.

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Haiku #243427

en, Omg is
     still primarily chinese,
and they're not THAT bad.

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Haiku #243428

When you're moving through
     the jungle to get a rune,
see if you can't stack.

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Haiku #243429

It's not hard to find
     examples of regents who
abused their power.

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Haiku #243430

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243431

Is it because you
     want to push yourself to see
how far you can go?

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Haiku #243432

Told him he doesn't
     know what he's missing since he's
never sucked a cock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243433

Not everyone wants
     to have specialized knowledge
to access these tools.

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Haiku #243434

It's a disservice
     to yourself and your marriage
to think it's your fault.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243435

See if what they said
     was true or if they were just
trying to blackball you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243436

It's really great once
     you learn your sizes and you
can order online!

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Haiku #243438

You are not making
     any statement of fact if
that's what you're asking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243439

I don't know the rules
     or how they interpret words.
I'm just curious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243440

In instances like
     this, beauty plays a very
small part in her life.

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Haiku #243441

You buy new PC
     parts because you like playing
PC games, so what?

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Haiku #243442

The fault often lies
     with the parents in matters
like this. Quick questions.

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Haiku #243443

And yes we had two
     PJ's who worked with every
Batt when I was in.

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Haiku #243444

He's not a keeper.
     You knew that you would never
be first going in.

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Haiku #243445

He has a demon
     voice that he'll bust out sometimes
I love him so much.

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Haiku #243446

That is the number
     one thing my granny ever
taught me while cooking.

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Haiku #243447

India is *still*
     reliant on the railways
built by the British.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243448

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243449

That's awesome! What town?
     I've always wondered, are those
apartments or what?

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Haiku #243450

Zing!! :p Volcano
     High Yeah sure [deleted] What
are you hoping for?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243452

In my opinion
     (from a science background, not
medical), it's fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243453

Not her base and not
     the right wing who wouldn't vote
for her anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243455

If you don't address
     why he started heroin
you'll never help him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243456

Police will become
     all the more dangerous if
their unions are banned.

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Haiku #243457

I hope it is well
     before Halloween but we'll
have to wait and see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243458

Aside from that, just
     further funding into what
we already have.

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Haiku #243459

This is cool as hell,
     I'll try to join up I work
until 10est though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243460

It's a stoner road
     trip movie directed by
Thomas Hayden Church.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243461

You're supposedly
     concerned about your parents'
financial welfare.

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Haiku #243462

I wouldn't expect
     Israel as the dominant
power welcome this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243463

What do you guys think?
     Feel the same way now. First two
seasons are the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243464

For Ghostbusters? No.
     Universal's Monsters? No.
Just for Spider Man?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243465

I didn't even get
     upset enough that I felt
like I might have cried.

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Haiku #243466

As for Asia, all
     she knew was that the jury
found Adnan guilty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243467

But is that pressure
     **to lie**, which is the only
question that matters?

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Haiku #243468

Sweet build though! I hope
     my video can someday
be as smooth as yours!

Score: 0          

Haiku #243469

I still desire
     and expect the approval
he will never give.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243470

I DO however
     think he could have a bit more
patience with these things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243471

And yet black people
     are arrested for drug use
at a higher rate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243472

Also, tacking on
     to this I gotta say don't
play with Nova friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243473

Okay it's clear you
     just don't like facts or research
or want to argue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243474

I wouldn't even
     let them try it, let alone
get away with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243475

He is really trying
     to make this work, which to me
means that he wants this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243476

I only find scams
     or people paying nothing.
Maybe it's just me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243477

Shattered Glass about
     former The New Republic
writer Stephen Glass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243478

They're letting every
     interested club know that he's
about to be sold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243479

Since the west became
     dominated by money,
Christians have cooled down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243480

Does anybody
     else feel like High All The Time
is a verse too long?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243481

I'd say it mostly
     comes down to what type of sound
engine do you want?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243482

When they ask when I'm
     going to visit my dad,
I say, "I don't know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243483

I had Grow Home cause
     I thought it looked cool, didn't know
the price difference there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243484

Would it be able
     to be fully solid or
fully translucent?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243485

So far all I know
     is that you are a fat guy
who likes to complain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243486

Until Gordon Brown
     gave it up, declaring war
was a Crown Power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243487

[deleted] I didn't
     know you could cook asian food
with axe body spray.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243488

All it takes is one
     sip and I'm through with it. Gross.
[deleted] Well, true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243489

It's not that subtle
     once you watch one while thinking
about the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243490

He isn't a tool
     to get what you want, he is
your fucking brother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243491

BUT Indie Author's
     don't care about their books not
being reported.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243492

I really really
     really really am sorry.
I am not a child.

Score: 0          


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