Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #242667

Are they not coming
     to prom, but they totally
exist, you promise?

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Haiku #242668

These generally look
     flat, but subtleties are there.
Removed? What happened?

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Haiku #242669

And also because
     the plumbing is already
in place in kitchens.

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Haiku #242670

I'm just excited
     to see what sort of attacks
his partners would have.

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Haiku #242671

He said they labeled
     themselves as athletic or
fit on their profile.

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Haiku #242672

They're also effects
     that *will* be reused in new
cards in the future.

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Haiku #242673

As for game headers...
     Think of them like key codes or
activation keys.

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Haiku #242674

[deleted] Baja
     blast by mitten vapors is
really delicious!

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Haiku #242675

Does anyone know
     if he was seriously
injured on the play?

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Haiku #208166

Being in public
     on a near heroic dose
would be hard enough.

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Haiku #242676

Ok sounds good Thank
     you It's a Raider mission
preview, not the same.

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Haiku #242677

That city would not
     be worth all the resources
spent on it at all.

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Haiku #242678

The thing you console
     gamers don't understand, is
that this is PC.

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Haiku #242679

Hell, a small tap can
     break your ankle or leg, or
even something worst.

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Haiku #242680

Fundamentally,
     I can feel worthwhile, simply
because I exist.

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Haiku #242681

I meant that. No one
     collects carts full of liquor
every week. Wine? Yes.

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Haiku #242682

Wow, seeing those brake
     pads glowing blue from the heat
is incredible.

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Haiku #242683

The creator is
     super helpful if you need
any help with it.

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Haiku #242684

Serious question:
     how is he the most in sync
with racial issues?

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Haiku #242685

but I'm wrong a lot
     so maybe we can get some
other input soon.

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Haiku #242686

as in combining
     far cry and photography?
:o But.. With consent!

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Haiku #242687

He's going to give
     you a good spanking, young chap!
Sorry, wrong forum.

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Haiku #242693

No amount of gear
     is better than a player
who knows how to play.

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Haiku #242694

If you did that would
     have came off much better than
what you replied with.

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Haiku #242697

But perhaps I should
     have made that clear while jumping
in the middle! Still..

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Haiku #242698

*drops mic* I want (need)
     to get a new mic, but God,
mic talk is boring.

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Haiku #242701

This resentment then
     led to their plan to usurp
Austin as mayor.

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Haiku #242702

Thanks for the feedback.
     I will look into different
hops variations.

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Haiku #242703

It's not the police
     that are an epidemic
to the lives of blacks.

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Haiku #242704

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #242705

While I love all things
     Lego, technic has always
been my favorite theme.

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Haiku #242707

But you gain muscle
     memory AFTER you do
all of your settings.

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Haiku #242708

I'd have liked the quick
     aim of dual sticks, with the fine
tuning of Gyro.

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Haiku #242710

Everyone believes
     their school isn't crap as long
as they're training there.

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Haiku #242712

[Not my report, but
     rather similar to what
I experienced.

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Haiku #242713

like i said if you
     cant afford it, you probably
cant afford the game.

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Haiku #242714

Removed. You gotta
     talk to the guy who's making
the costumes again.

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Haiku #242715

I'd love another
     game, even a cupcake just
to get practice in.

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Haiku #242716

pew TIL hanging out
     with black people from Detroit
is a phase. Looks sweet.

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Haiku #242718

Strongly disagree.
     TV on my tablet all
day long. Fuck comcast.

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Haiku #242719

Did he somehow know
     that this "opportunity"
would present itself?

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Haiku #242720

I probably won't go
     to a stall, but I will judge
you as a heathen.

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Haiku #242721

The steps you described
     only need to be done by
the developer.

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Haiku #242722

Aren't those shows pretty
     dependent on having watched
their other stuff though?

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Haiku #242723

Fuck I hate being
     stuck in this stupid little
girl body. My guess?

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Haiku #242724

I was then asked, "did
     you set any fires when you
were seven?" Seven.

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Haiku #242725

If it's not a wolf
     spider I'm basically just
shooting in the dark.

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Haiku #242726

This can be applied
     elsewhere now too, across all
types of devices.

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Haiku #242727

As vain as it sounds,
     I want something stylish too,
which both of these are.

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Haiku #242728

You can get a book
     from the shelf that teaches you
go teleport there.

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Haiku #242729

I grab the girl's hand
     and run like hell up the stairs
and out of the house.

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Haiku #242730

Which struck me as odd
     since in other games that didn't
seem to be the case.

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Haiku #242731

The Minions English
     Film, The Minions English Full
Movie Watch Online.

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Haiku #242732

You may be able
     to see a heartbeat, but don't
worry if you don't.

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Haiku #242733

Now, he's got Michael
     in there and not a single
argument for Rawls.

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Haiku #242734

Some people complained
     about that and they got their
emails pushed through. Well.

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Haiku #242735

I don't see any
     reason not to, provided
we remain civil.

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Haiku #242736

Then you get no likes
     and you get no currency
and you get no cars!

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Haiku #242737

Pieters is better
     than Rose, and neither of us
have decent right backs.

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Haiku #242738

That's kind of right now.
     Guess we'll see. My sarcasm
detector just broke.

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Haiku #242739

Having a crush on
     your best friend is like a gay
girl rite of passage.

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Haiku #242740

It was weird because
     non apple products did not
get the same results.

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Haiku #242741

What caused it? "It's been
     watching, run when the time comes"
Yeah. What is this from?

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Haiku #242742

don't do people on
     either side of the issue
any favors. float?

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Haiku #208235

The public will be
     fleeced while a small handful take
that loot to the bank.

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Haiku #242743

Second, right to work
     has nothing to do with this,
it's about unions.

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Haiku #242744

Dude... I totally
     pulled better on this website
than I EVER do.

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Haiku #242745

I started washing
     my face to try and help but
nothing ever has.

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Haiku #242746

The most that can be
     concluded from these sources
is circumstantial.

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Haiku #242747

A Mac will let you
     run and develop Windows,
Linux and Mac apps.

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Haiku #242748

Though Lion's Eye is
     probably worse by itself then
Astral Communion.

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Haiku #242749

What about buildings
     and ships and planes anything
that can catch a breeze.

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Haiku #242750

In their simple minds
     this guys will "help them" and that's
why they vote for them.

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Haiku #242751

This cant possibly
     go wrong and if it does just
blame it on the males.

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Haiku #242752

I know that for sure.
     I'm not one who wants to do
everything day one.

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Haiku #242753

I can swing the few
     bucks a month to have water
and ice that tastes good.

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Haiku #242754

No one gives a shit
     about you, what porn you watch,
what dinner you ate.

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Haiku #242755

Unfortunately,
     I don't think Chris Carter will
ever be ready.

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Haiku #242756

I wish we could find
     the creator and see if
he'll continue it.

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Haiku #242757

And considering
     the benefits I get, it's
totally worth it.

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Haiku #242758

I can't imagine
     going through that for a long
period of time.

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Haiku #242759

Only way to get
     better is to keep drawing.
You'll get there buddy.

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Haiku #242760

But other students
     theoretically could get
the same privileges.

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Haiku #242761

My senior photo
     took forever because like
ten kids kept trying it.

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Haiku #242762

But if not that, then
     at least one of your designs
that has green in it.

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Haiku #242763

The easiest way
     to explain it for me is
that it just feels right.

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Haiku #242764

There's no way they are
     gonna be able to fill
in the positions.

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Haiku #242765

Putting some distance
     between us at this point is
probably for the best.

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Haiku #242766

It's the only time
     that I genuinely like
the person running.

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Haiku #242767

The heavy line weight
     and lack of negative space
is the cause of this.

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Haiku #242768

Do you give good head?
     No single straight guy turns down
free head from a chick.

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Haiku #242769

But can't you get free
     room and board at college too?
That would be perfect.

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Haiku #242770

But they just shelled out
     80m on Jackson despite those
guys on the roster.

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Haiku #242771

I think so, it's pushed
     in all the way as it was
when I first got it.

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Haiku #242772

Wow, that takes me back
     You don't do the same raid four
times, you do it twice.

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Haiku #242773

I think we'd all be
     better off if activists
just stuck to the truth.

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Haiku #242774

Aka The Golden
     Ratio. What did you say
for the Spanish part?

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Haiku #242775

Someone throws a rock?
     Shoot them. Someone comes in through
the broken window?

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Haiku #242776

*gasp* Thanks for the help,
     I didn't realize that he has
currently injured.

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Haiku #242777

I really wanted
     to show the game, now I see
I've done it badly.

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Haiku #242778

A dude got fucking
     jumped because he told them how
ignorant they look.

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Haiku #242779

But in the distant
     future, our sun isn't safe
from dying either..

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Haiku #242780

The highest voted
     will get to be on the front
page of the website.

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Haiku #242781

I'm sorry. It's been
     rough doing something I love
and then being stuck.

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Haiku #242782

I wish you nothing
     but the best and that you don't
go back to using.

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Haiku #242783

Too much dysfunction
     in Washington at the time
and maybe still. Yes.

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Haiku #242784

If you zoom in far
     enough you can faintly see
downtown Seattle.

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Haiku #242785

If it has "eaux" that's
     like three letters you can just
drop to anglicize.

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Haiku #242786

taking an interest
     in his interests, watching films
That are not my taste.

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Haiku #242787

Once we even out
     those numbers it might not be
as bad as you think.

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Haiku #242788

I hope he retires
     with us and we put him on
our wall of fame. Thanks!

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Haiku #242789

And apparently
     "down there" is a nuclear
waste disposal zone.

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Haiku #242790

Correct me if I'm
     wrong but, don't real life spec ops
not go for the head?

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Haiku #242791

Can confirm Panic
     Bombs and Fist of Panic are
both used heavily.

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Haiku #242792

There is no new 'flight
     model', the physics are all
still realistic.

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Haiku #242793

Make gallons of sweet
     tea (20g tea, 200g sugar per
gallon of water).

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Haiku #242794

He's talking about
     programs that work in other
countries and work well.

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Haiku #242795

I am stuck in D3,
     just hoping to make it up
there in the next month.

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Haiku #242796

A couple of weeks
     won't matter in the long run
but I'm impatient.

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Haiku #242797

The wood block can go
     back on with some work tho when
the hydro tube comes.

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Haiku #242798

If you have any
     plans of going to Home Plate
Grill get there early.

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Haiku #242799

Namely, anywhere
     in South America or
Europe? Somewhat true.

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Haiku #242800

Yes, aldo the close
     relationship between those
two men is telling.

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Haiku #242801

almost all women
     have body issues at some
point or another.

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Haiku #242802

Only once she got
     out of her car, did I see
how heavy she was.

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Haiku #242803

Is that flat black on
     the body and regular
paint on the trunk lid?

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Haiku #242804

thanks man, been writing
     up a bit of stuff just now,
but this is all great.

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Haiku #242805

Not anyone's fault,
     because it isn't a fault,
in my opinion.

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Haiku #242806

And I think that there
     should be ramifications
to these decisions.

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Haiku #242807

It was a very
     bittersweet diagnosis
in that way. Take care.

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Haiku #242808

Not that it is bad,
     but it draws some pretty poor
conclusions from facts.

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Haiku #242809

That's incredible.
     Did he rescue Jessica
Lynch on the way back?

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Haiku #242810

[deleted] And they're
     harmless, aside from being
shockingly ugly.

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Haiku #242811

Try some tracks from each
     one of them and get a feel
for what you enjoy.

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Haiku #242812

You'd think that'd be
     one of the most obvious
aspects of dating.

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Haiku #242813

BE FREE, LIKE A BIRD.
     OR A HUFFER. You don't need
guns to change something.

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Haiku #242814

Fight or flight, I would
     get mad and try to attack
whatever it was.

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Haiku #242815

you obviously
     have to avoid metal on
circuit contact thought.

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Haiku #242816

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #242817

Pretty impressive
     compared to the G3 which had
the same battery.

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Haiku #242818

Woo! front page!! I think
     we would love it if there are
full art land stations.

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Haiku #242819

To learn how things get
     resolved, where priorities
are, etc...

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Haiku #242820

Apparently you
     like pineapples on pizza.
That's what we're here for!

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Haiku #242821

Is there anything
     listed in Task Manager?
Resource Manager?

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Haiku #242822

Only thing I can't
     do well is stream or record,
which is fine. Too soon.

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Haiku #242823

I'm sure if he gets
     hurt badly, he can just lick
his wounds. Po? I know.

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Haiku #242824

Po? I know. I don't
     actually think they could ever
release that statement.

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Haiku #242825

I think he would still
     crack jokes, but not as many
as he does normally.

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Haiku #242826

Also, elections
     should certainly fucking not
publicly funded.

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Haiku #242827

Sentence: Death by Dick
     Slap. The link is taking me
to some orchestra?

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Haiku #242828

Everything else goes
     on a credit card which gets
paid off every month.

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Haiku #242829

His explanation
     for his low damage and deaths
in the laning phase?

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Haiku #242830

Who needs this app when
     you should obviously be
farming champions?

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Haiku #242831

I had had my phone
     in hand, tilted toward my face,
playing Solitaire.

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Haiku #242832

It's not up to you.
     Rising unemployment leads
to lower demand.

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Haiku #242833

And "READ THE SIDEBAR"
     It's legal in some countries,
including for kids.

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Haiku #242834

Change comes from within.
     Change happens because people
want to be better.

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Haiku #242835

But last i went full
     HULK mode is when i played ranked
as warwick jungle.

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Haiku #242836

You're also childish
     enough that you think those things
actually mean something.

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Haiku #242837

anyone would be
     floored to have a custom strap
with their signature.

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Haiku #242838

Very impressive.
     You mean on this sub during
the draft? Yea, I was.

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Haiku #242839

[deleted] Really
     just a testament to how
fucking bad we were.

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Haiku #242840

I'd take a big male
     grizzly over a mother
and cub any day.

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Haiku #242841

I'm in your exact
     same situation and just
bought my first house there.

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Haiku #242842

They aren't paying based
     on the number of people
who actually see it.

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Haiku #242843

Very annoying.
     *Who wouldn't* Why do you guys
get so defensive?

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Haiku #242844

I thought if you don't
     get arrested you can hide
your identify.

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Haiku #242845

*cough* Us and Them *cough*
     It's weird to me that it's read
right to left. Great news!

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Haiku #242846

My room wasn't much
     larger than a single you'd
fine in a highrise.

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Haiku #242847

Happy to hear it.
     I met him once at a fund
raiser in Boise.

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Haiku #242848

Or would you stream it?
     Minority Report is
fucking horrendous.

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Haiku #242849

We found a subway
     station with a map and tried
to get our bearings.

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Haiku #242850

The rumour very
     early on that it might be
statutory rape?

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Haiku #242851

But nobody was
     killed, nobody was even
hurt by their actions.

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Haiku #242852

As I already
     pointed out, Bernie Sanders
SAYS he supports them.

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Haiku #242853

If Nolan does leave,
     we lose his experience
in the dressing room.

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Haiku #242854

The real flop here is
     Shawn the Sheep. But no one wants
to talk about that.

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Haiku #242855

Yeah, I know. Again,
     if the culture of the place
supports that, its fine.

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Haiku #242856

The real trouble might
     be something entirely
different, however.

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Haiku #242857

There can be a light
     cream sauce in comparison
to heavy cream sauce.

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Haiku #242858

In fact I only
     know of one that seemed to be
only family run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242859

Because that doesn't
     seem like it'd be helpful
to them. Incorrect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242860

Ignorance. There's no
     excuse for it aside from
laziness these days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242861

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242862

I understand this.
     Re read my comment knowing
I understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242863

Simply charge at them
     with the cart, and jump before
you even reach them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242864

We mean it this time!
     And no revenge for your dead
brother and father!

Score: 0          

Haiku #242865

These candidates are
     haunted by their worst comments
in our media.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242866

Just saw porters live
     show last night and man oh man
is that a journey!

Score: 0          

Haiku #242867

You also had no
     way to know he wouldn't turn
into a dragon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242868

I simply stated
     that the numbers are lower
than what you'd expect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242869

So hopefully when
     that flip gets switched this will no
longer be true! Huh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242870

I am gonna test
     this as I didn't even think
about it this way!

Score: 0          

Haiku #242871

At least give them some
     lights and pebbles, whatever
fish like, I dunno.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242873

If not then I would
     say that the assumption has
to be that you could.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242874

Lift in the early
     AM, run after work, right when
I get home from work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242875

I toured the birthing
     suites at the hospital I'll
be delivering.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242876

It's all about what
     you can offer and what you
can bring to the team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242877

I've never played Comp,
     but IMO, a 9v9 format
is better than 6v6.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242878

He should be what you
     sink your money into if
you're trying to budget.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242879

I liked the Astros
     because my first little league
baseball team was then.

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