Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #33080

I assume its still
     available to download
for those in a pinch.

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Haiku #133343

Could you imagine
     going to america
without a visa?

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Haiku #163991

Again. and again.
     and again. etc.
[deleted] Yeah sure!

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Haiku #297247

He even forgot
     to replace the candy bars
in one of the lines.

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Haiku #245670

It would be stupid
     to bid anything for him
in January.

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Haiku #23800

I just updated
     my app one screen at a time
as time permitted.

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Haiku #312698

This is a mainstream
     conservative opinion
in America.

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Haiku #195497

It's about as live
     as any E3 footage or
similar event.

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Haiku #313821

Multi felon is
     the least popular color
at Sherman Williams.

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Haiku #314556

Very carefully
     check for continuity
as you assemble.

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Haiku #282113

You have one of "our
     women" and we want her back,
that is the message.

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Haiku #315075

this is easily
     the best picture i have seen
on here for ages.

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Haiku #2636

He definitely
     is doing a nollie on
the pyramid, duh.

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Haiku #341691

I'm genuinely
     curious and would really
appreciate it.

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Haiku #317876

This isn't the first
     time a discussion was or
may be warranted.

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Haiku #321937

Coming from the Hash,
     more than a few people think
the same about us.

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Haiku #322284

He controls the game
     more and is defensively
better too imo.

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Haiku #322319

Had no idea
     what gen the parts were
so this is great. Thanks!

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Haiku #322943

They were there to play
     video games and only
play video games.

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Haiku #11846

They usually do
     so by missiles anyways,
not artillery.

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Haiku #326058

agency (sorry,
     don't know specifics but things
like that do exist).

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Haiku #326129

[deleted] [Here is
     the original comment
I was thinking of.

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Haiku #327444

Wisdom is knowing
     not to put a tomato
in a fruit salad.

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Haiku #328709

It's supposed to be
     used in different instances
in my opinion.

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Haiku #329395

Yes, he sounds a tad
     predatory as if he'd
never give you up.

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Haiku #331632

I may be able
     to improve my offer if
that helps. Just say so.

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Haiku #332186

We also started
     someone for one or two games
in the early 00s.

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Haiku #334545

Yay and here I am
     not in a major city
with nothing Fun game...

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Haiku #335862

They once sent armies
     or even mercenary
psychics against you.

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Haiku #303243

Abusing someone's
     generosity is bad
for everybody.

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Haiku #336352

imo That feature
     is coming out tomorrow!
Why are you asking?

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Haiku #336635

Really depends if
     fiscal or social issues
are more important.

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Haiku #336847

As her husband, her
     problems automatically
become my problems.

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Haiku #336920

"Copy cat" killers
     are clearly emulating
someone they admire.

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Haiku #338328

The federal warrant
     statement I also believe
to be incorrect.

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Haiku #338602

And I want to do
     that without spending money
on multiple drinks.

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Haiku #338814

I had Julio.
     Saved me from a bit of rough
treatment from big Ben.

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Haiku #338883

"Have you ever had
     to work with someone you did
not get along with?

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Haiku #339231

Microsoft really
     has a chance to take over
the console market.

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Haiku #340714

Look I don't really
     want to get into a huge
debate about this.

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Haiku #342879

Thoughts? How big was it?
     I saw it pop up but no
idea how big.

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Haiku #343362

I'm going solo
     for the Nashville shows and then
onto Atlanta.

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Haiku #293823

Just kids being kids.
     I don't think force Dark and Light
to merge is quite right.

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Haiku #343498

Hell, I can only
     recognize a few voices
from games anyway.

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Haiku #293825

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

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Haiku #293826

Not really worth it.
     Market timing doesn't work,
not now, not ever.

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Haiku #293827

About halfway through
     I started to feel queasy.
Then the bus showed up.

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Haiku #293828

You keep away from
     populated areas
(pretty damn easy).

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Haiku #293829

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #293830

Not one person can
     carry the whole team and win
every single game.....

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Haiku #293831

It's been policy
     since before I was a mod.
Not really sure why.

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Haiku #293832

I've slept terribly
     since as I've been so worried
about the poor guy.

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Haiku #293833

And the US Marines
     have discovered the same thing
in their own testing.

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Haiku #293834

Seems more like she is
     just trying to get OP to come
to a decision.

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Haiku #293835

Trying to turn my life
     around and losing 50lbs seems
like a dream to me.

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Haiku #293836

I love what you said
     about accepting yourself
as a whole person.

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Haiku #293837

I dunno why you
     think these verbal gymnastics
will work, but they won't.

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Haiku #293838

Now, if the fox was
     on that compact, there's no way
I could resist it!

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Haiku #293839

Not yet, but if you
     listen carefully you can
make out what they say.

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Haiku #293840

I'd say if I'm bored
     at work, I change my polish
once it starts to chip.

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Haiku #293841

Don't avoid a great
     perk just because the next game
might not include it.

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Haiku #241498

And here.. Yes but like
     others here have said, that's not
because of the deck.

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Haiku #241499

You are fortunate
     to have caring parents (not
that mine wouldn't care!).

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Haiku #241500

He wasn't looking
     for sexual fulfillment.
That's not how rape works.

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Haiku #241501

I missed that happening.
     They can be rewritten, but
not infinitely.

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Haiku #241502

Mailman leaves. Dog wins.
     Behavior is reinforced.
Repeat every day.

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Haiku #241503

What are we talking?
     Popularity? Budget?
I just don't get it.

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Haiku #241504

But definitely
     not something you need to think
about yet! Kind of.

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Haiku #241505

Do they not really
     have the Shaun the Sheep TV
program in the US?

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Haiku #241506

God, I love this team..
     I didn't think it really looked
or sounded like him.

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Haiku #241507

Every day I would
     leave for work, and wonder if
my place would get robbed.

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Haiku #241508

Let us know if there
     is anything we can help
you out with on there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241509

I haven't bought one
     myself, but I am strongly
considering it.

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Haiku #241510

But there's a widespread
     misconception that they change
moment to moment.

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Haiku #241512

It is also worth
     noting that science **never**
claims proof positive.

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Haiku #241513

Purely as a thanks
     to him for being gar, not
at all for myself.

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Haiku #241514

Also, would your wife
     be comfortable going
without her cellphone?

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Haiku #241515

He was a smart man.
     Why does the subset of "high
school students" matter?

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Haiku #241516

I think all it would
     take is a really wet week
& some so gets hot.

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Haiku #241517

if you are not sure
     if your scratches are fine or
medium, choose fine.

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Haiku #241518

If you only look
     at his campaign rallies, you'll
think he's stagnated.

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Haiku #241519

Or for wondering
     what cinema would be like
without theaters?

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Haiku #241520

And this area
     saving sadly doesn't work
in every country.

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Haiku #241521

I think in Scotland,
     your big problem will be rain,
moreso than cold.

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Haiku #241522

And it was pretty
     clear he'd be bailing after
he blew up his clubs.

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Haiku #241523

If she doesn't get
     turned on by you between her
legs that's her preference.

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Haiku #241524

All it does is show
     how poorly their management
structure operates.

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Haiku #241525

Get well soon Duper.
     Hands. Off. Our. Kiwi. Edit-
I mixed up my fruit!

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Haiku #241526

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #241527

Can you please subtract
     the friends and family members
(straw purchases) please?

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Haiku #241528

If you enjoy stress
     and panic and being broke
then go right ahead.

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Haiku #241529

13th is a day
     game and it's sold out I think
she already knew..

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Haiku #241530

I sold them a car
     once, and they of course, fucked me
over on that deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241531

Republican or
     Democrat, you get the same
guy in the office.

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Haiku #241532

OK, i got it.
     That depends on how much gold
you're willing to spend.

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Haiku #241533

I'll take it a step
     further, no one cared about
the firebombing.

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Haiku #241534

Don't forget that 'stop'
     also makes the enemy
to not take damage.

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Haiku #241535

Cough cough sir edward
     Heath I think that's a pretty
good race pic, actually!

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Haiku #241536

I would put Nails on
     the lowest decency scale
in terms of acting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241537

I think anyone
     would have raised the gun at least
in that circumstance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241538

You did it wrong :P
     "enable" means the service
starts at every boot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241539

Don't do it. You're loved,
     even if it doesn't show
itself every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241540

Last week my main goal
     was to figure draw every
day and I did it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241541

I'm afraid Lapis
     is going to pass my own
karma pretty soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241542

Some look awesome, like
     Navarre or the Brothers Reed,
but some are..... Clarine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241543

Sorry, but every
     inspiration point I've spent
I've still failed the roll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241544

That is exactly
     what Sid Lowe says and its been
said and known for YEARS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241545

Then he moved. So glad
     he didn't look behind him right
away LoL.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241546

More of would you like
     to drink a coke bottle when
you're covered in shit?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241547

We agreed he would
     tell me when he's been thinking
about it awhile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241548

Being a longtime
     fan, or a fine actor, does
not the Doctor make.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241549

I'm in the second
     type of relationship now
and far happier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241550

Expensive as fuck.
     And good luck finding someone
that will work on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241551

Hey do you know what
     kind of bike the rider from
the accident rode?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241552

It's reasonable if
     none of those movements appear
all that moderate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241553

It's just plain lazy
     only making two of them.
Artifact weapons?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241554

I will scuttle out
     and get it after you leave
Thank you very much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241555

Need some very thin
     cotton pads, and possibly
some more muslin cloths.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241556

Look at how they treat
     their animals if you think
anything had changed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241557

Again, there is no
     reason for the candy bar
to increase in price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241558

This event brings bad
     publicity and no cup.
His statement was dumb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241559

All of these things do
     nothing but make traffic worse,
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241560

Great advice, I should
     just stay home and never go
out to socialize.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241561

I think im going
     to stick to categories
(like you suggested).

Score: 0          

Haiku #241562

We know what Bradford
     *can* do, we just don't know what
he *will* do sure thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241563

I'd recommend just
     running bare metal Win2012 R2
for the time being.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241564

Shouldn't these things be
     embarrassing if they ARE
to do with hygiene?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241565

Why does a hero
     going on free rotation
make buying them bad?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241566

Was it one shooter?
     I'm not sure. Oh, there are fun
American ghosts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241567

It's all so they can
     hate and need just a single
thing to support it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241568

I'm all for ~~pleasing~~
     annoying everyone, no
matter where they're from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241569

Receivers are great
     and ryan is good value
for where you got him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241570

The stores that cater
     to the handicap better
will get more business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241572

I guess I'm not one
     to blindly follow drunken
asshole leaders though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241573

These bikes have the most
     amazing sounding engine
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241574

James Caan sighed, and said
     'Never bother a lion
while it is feeding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241575

That's what happens when
     we grow up with dare, i guess.
First of all: well played.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241576

made a few comments
     on the original posts
saying the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241577

Otherwise the way
     out is far more expensive
and complicated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241578

I have an interest
     in what you say, so I must
respond to hear more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241579

So you can progress
     through the starter division
simply by playing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241580

It'd give her pride
     in the moment, and that'd
make her feel sick. Pit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241581

I have all of those
     and the only thing I bought
was beer and pizza.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241582

So when you're talking
     out your ass are you really
just spitting the truth?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241583

It was when I got
     off after server was down
that we got raided.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241584

Decision making
     and execution were both
all over the shop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241585

Because there was no
     one around to make me feel
bad about myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241586

Or he was meeting
     up with his team that was parked
on the other side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241587

If you want to kill
     people fast you want armor
penetration marks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241588

I was agreeing
     with you, not trying to correct
you or anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241589

if anyone can
     get a peach beer right, i would
think it would be ya'll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241590

it'll be a bit snug
     but it wont be something like
chinese foot binding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241591

You may have to play
     around a bit to see what
actually works for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241592

I do do dungeons......
     Astro in a nutshell :P
We always have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241593

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241594

Speeds are fantastic
     and for the price, hard to beat.
Yeah, she's full of shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241595

Its all or nothing.
     Goodell probably already
has the judge paid off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241596

Customer Service
     was pretty good the one time
I had to call them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241597

And after the next
     semester "fails out" and is
kicked out of college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241598

Okay, for one thing,
     you don't know how hard she worked
to bulk for the role.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241599

For that price and no
     issues thus far, you're golden!
Zombie pets? So cute!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241600

My sister in law
     one had a window motor
go out on her car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241601

As soon as he's warmed
     up in my hands a bit, he's
all over the place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241602

The liberals voted
     for C-51 even though their votes
were irrelevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241603

I suppose the time
     difference could be presented
as an advantage...

Score: 0          

Haiku #241604

I doubt people got
     pissed off at you in Sweden
when you talked to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241605

I'm not sure if it's
     my favorite, but it's probably
one of my favorites.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241606

Maybe, just maybe,
     he really does want players
that put the team first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241607

[deleted] Nothing
     better then combining red
with black, so sexy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241608

We simply do not
     have the power to decide
who lives and who dies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241609

I really do, but
     experience has taught me
the exact opposite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241610

Still, that makes this card
     substantially less useful.
Seems fine to me, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241611

Went on vacation
     and got sick, so no gym or
running for a week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241612

Everyone follows
     the same rules regarding food;
even the adults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241613

You're talking about
     language though, and there's more than
that to a novel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241614

Did they sound upset?
     Upset as in angry, or
upset as in tried?

Score: 0          

Haiku #241615

Our squirrels won't take
     any bait I have ever
put into a trap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241616

I'm stuck on making
     sense of how you shape the bones
to make the armor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241617

That's what the popcorn
     setting on the microwave
is supposed to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241618

Cassini has not
     passed through the rings as doing
so would destroy it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241619

The guy quietly
     pours his heart into the game
week in and week out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241620

So I think he has
     done something people shouldn't
be able to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241621

The reasons a cross
     channel invasion was held
first were many though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241622

Never thought about
     turning it off, it never
really bothered me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241623

Sorry I missed you
     the last few days, I've been not
posting every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241624

I still remember
     the table cloth lifting up
and being found out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241625

Yeah. It's cold. I hope
     she stops and thinks next time she's
tempted to do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241626

The High doesn't get
     as good either imo You
are completely right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241627

Do not give up hope.
     At least you had the courage
to act, which takes balls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241628

first- go to your view
     port and disable the Back
Face Culling option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207135

Jimmy Hoffa is
     when the ball is totally
buried in the sand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241629

Bugs me a bit too.
     I think it's worth bringing up
on the forums though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241630

We classify them
     as dangerous weapons here
in Connecticut.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241631

However, these more
     modern executions were
not public affairs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241632

After the games were
     over, the sex workers came
out from underground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241633

Just now he can say
     "the dictator has the same
skin color as me!".

Score: 0          

Haiku #241634

I can understand
     if *performance* driving is
important to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241635

You set the time (ours
     is not networked) and the times
you want it to tone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241636

Actually do you want
     to visit my town and do
you want any fruit?

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Haiku #241637

Also, hopefully
     the CC debt is purely
wedding related.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241638

I just smoke and drink
     in the summer, it's the thing
to do where I live.

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