Reddit Haikus

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The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #345603

Men and women take
     different paths and different risks
and work different hours.

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Haiku #345605

Perfect example:
     when he bluntly told Picard
"this is my ship now".

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Haiku #345606

let me know if you
     have any questions about
the builds! Next three days?

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Haiku #345607

I can't remember,
     but the first EX I ever
tried was Love Novels.

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Haiku #345608

Assuming it's still
     the same I have to agree
on Columbia.

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Haiku #345609

I'm more than ready
     for the McIlrath saga
to be over though.

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Haiku #345610

And somehow, no one
     has detained anyone who
has threatened Clinton.

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Haiku #345611

It was more or less
     the plot of a Sherlock Holmes
short story as well.

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Haiku #345612

Some Guardians took
     the Spindle Route, some went out
the way they came in.

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Haiku #345613

It's certainly worth
     your consideration if
you like the genre.

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Haiku #345614

I don't think I can
     pick a name, mainly because
I don't know the sex.

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Haiku #345615

yeah, i was asking
     the person that deleted
all his responses.

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Haiku #345617

Like I like it right
     now, but I don't at the same
time if that makes sense.

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Haiku #345618

Wouldn't it be teen?
     All the alpha males got killed
losing two world wars.

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Haiku #345619

Corvette is even
     more devalued and boring
in my opinion.

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Haiku #345620

So far my mouth has
     been incredibly dry but
that is about it.

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Haiku #345621

It is utterly
     ridiculous how the right
gets away with this.

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Haiku #345622

Rationality?
     It's in the Constitution.
yes yes! Are you there?

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Haiku #345623

Adding the -y is
     supposed to make something sound
like an adjective.

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Haiku #345624

Then, if for a full
     week the gym hasn't been brought
down, then it resets.

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Haiku #345625

He looks pleasantly
     surprised when you decide not
to make fun of him.

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Haiku #345626

You have to know what
     you're dealing with. Edit2: Well...
now that that's settled.

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Haiku #345627

It's a glorified
     apartment that has no real
affect on game play.

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Haiku #345628

:D Lol if
     you think Lebron is soft, you
don't know basketball.

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Haiku #345629

You've really just sold
     the item short on almost
every champion.

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Haiku #345630

I just heavily
     cut back though gotta maintain
work and school ya know?

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Haiku #345631

I am more worried
     about my father's heath than
about my wedding.

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Haiku #345632

I mean romance makes
     (almost) everything better
in my opinion.

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Haiku #345633

Your dog could be killed
     or develop a lifelong
fear of other dogs.

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Haiku #345634

No obvious ones
     that I can think of besides
the upcoming trends.

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Haiku #345635

It's mostly credit
     cards and a loan for a new
air conditioner.

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Haiku #345636

Everyone was blocked
     from going through, including
students of color.

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Haiku #345637

On the other hand,
     they haven't seen the horrors
inside my closet.

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Haiku #345638

With .net, for instance,
     a lot of the libraries
are tied to windows.

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Haiku #345639

No. Are we guilty
     until proven innocent?
No. Seriously?

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Haiku #345640

We're only two brawls
     in and I'm ready to write
this mode off for good.

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Haiku #345641

The disposable
     economy where we throw
everything away.

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Haiku #345642

Freedom to travel
     on someone else's dime is
not a human right.

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Haiku #345643

You can't ride a bike
     the first time you get on it.
Value everyone.

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Haiku #345785

Really popular
     before the jazz age, died down
shorty afterwards.

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Haiku #345786

When everything is
     automated, what do you
do as a player?

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Haiku #345787

Only a truly
     inspirational quote can
help me. lol.

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Haiku #345788

And what's the actual
     problem in your partisan
narrow minded view?

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Haiku #345789

Did you see Temple
     Grandin? The cows act better
when they are restrained.

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Haiku #345790

Get toxic people
     the hell out of your life She's
suing Fox? Why Oh!

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Haiku #345791

I emailed them back
     pointing it out and waiting
to hear from them now.

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Haiku #345792

You sound ignorant
     and have no idea what
you're talking about.

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Haiku #345793

Guaranteed she did,
     she still chose to be with you
over him. What now?

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Haiku #345794

Damn our home console
     is gonna act like a home
console when at home!?

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Haiku #345795

And of course being
     willing to post it online
for the world to see.

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Haiku #345796

I still miss the '40s
     gangster voice he did for Draft
Kings back in the day.

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Haiku #313348

so far i have been
     severely disappointed
in that department.

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Haiku #345797

Luckily school is
     back in session and the days
are getting shorter.

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Haiku #345798

And Fuji just came
     out with a killer camera
that I want to buy.

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Haiku #345799

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #345800

Last I saw, it had
     both words "Crooked" and "Liar"
spray painted on it.

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Haiku #345801

Just for the record,
     air drake IS good i figured,
but why the sad face?

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Haiku #345802

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #345804

You gotta figure
     Pillar is a finalist.
And schoolchildren too!

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Haiku #345805

Is there a scene where
     the boy ends up with blisters
all over his hands?

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Haiku #345806

If you are going
     to a bombers game the best
deals are from scalpers.

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Haiku #345807

I thought he just picked
     out a few highlights, didn't know
he showed every point!

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Haiku #345808

Also the *This Is
     Acting* deluxe edition
came out last Friday.

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Haiku #345809

She want an open
     relationship so she can
set up a branch swing.

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Haiku #345810

Yeah he did something
     difficult, but he hasn't
proven consistent.

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Haiku #345811

Thomas is solid
     but he also splits targets
with way more options.

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Haiku #345812

Did you stay hairless
     or do they start creeping back
on a blast? Hi there!

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Haiku #345813

Before it people
     still did the same shit, just not
on the internet.

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Haiku #345814

It does: it tells you
     how to infer things about
f from f' or f''.

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Haiku #345815

I'm a lady, but..
     FUCK! RIP OP And that doesn't
surprise me one bit.

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Haiku #345816

The only people
     I know there live in Austin
working in software.

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Haiku #345817

The pain is real though.
     The music in this movie
is exceptional.

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Haiku #345818

You guys pay more than
     any fully socialized
state on the planet.

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Haiku #345819

Obviously if
     you think that won't work well, do
what you think is best!

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Haiku #345820

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #345821

Have to figure out
     pawns' fertility level
based on age and health.

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Haiku #345822

Notice that you use
     the word acute to describe
both for collections.

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Haiku #345823

What I'm trying to get
     at is maybe this isn't
about you at all.

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Haiku #345824

I've been wondering
     if there's any link between
the two religions.

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Haiku #345825

Nowadays it's more
     likely that someone would be
all "come the fuck on!

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Haiku #345826

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #345827

Thanks for the input,
     I went with buying a load
cell to calibrate.

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Haiku #345828

Remember the last
     superstar from New Orleans
that wanted to win?

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Haiku #345829

I think that's the thing
     people who complain about
snipers are sensing.

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Haiku #345830

Deneen Borelli
     to call Obama "Rapper
in Chief" and so on.

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Haiku #345831

Also add Bennett
     who was 1st pick overall
just few years ago.

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Haiku #345832

Try to remember
     or learn what you love about
yourself everyday.

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Haiku #345833

I will never get
     that out of my head Oh, you
are sweet. Same friend. Same!

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Haiku #345834

There's a few of us.
     Jump over the juggernaut,
shoot him in his back.

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Haiku #345835

I politely let
     the man know the shop had closed.
He pleaded with me.

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Haiku #345836

I looked at the time.
     That was incredibly close
I thought to myself.

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Haiku #345837

You are anthony,
     I've deduced from all your right
wing racist comments.

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Haiku #345840

For more examples,
     watch any Trump campaign speech.
I know I need to.

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Haiku #345841

It's impossible
     to have any subjective
debate over there.

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Haiku #345842

the plan is working.
     Operation orange is
now in full effect.

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Haiku #345843

We have great dog parks.
     Sandpoint and Golden Gardens
come to mind first. Yep.

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Haiku #345844

Ru would never be
     at an event with Phi Phi
ever again. Same.

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Haiku #345845

It didn't work for me.
     It wouldn't wick. I'll be trying
that one again soon.

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Haiku #345846

Establish your own
     brand and then try get into
the big retail stores.

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Haiku #345847

I was completely
     blown away, especially by
A Scanner Darkly.

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Haiku #345848

I don't know how cold
     you get this time of year, but
I am a penguin.

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Haiku #345849

I know we probably
     said a few things we don't mean,
but don't be that way.

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Haiku #345850

Then you'll have to think
     about just building a whole
new rig down the line.

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Haiku #345851

Already have some
     thoughts but I'd like yours as well
as I'm quite biased.

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Haiku #345852

I think it's a good
     price for just starting out too.
Thanks for all your help!

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Haiku #345853

Just had a little
     listen and they seem decent.
renegades off stream?

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Haiku #345854

Sort of the best you
     could hope for and worst you could
hope for kind of thing.

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Haiku #345856

Who says that praying
     and getting a good feeling
proves the BOM is true?

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Haiku #346002

There are a million
     other strange interactions
that I won't list here.

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Haiku #346003

Thanks, but don't really
     care for your opinion on
this matter, shit skull.

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Haiku #346004

Check out an Aldi.
     I haven't found any place
cheaper for groceries.

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Haiku #346005

may you please let me
     know how big karma should be
to post videos?

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Haiku #346006

Just enough to stand
     up and develop next games.
[removed] Someone tried.

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Haiku #346007

Also, they're more prone
     to blowing up than other
"minority groups".

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Haiku #346008

And the fact that it's
     MORE than that... What? Trying to bring
the real world to things?

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Haiku #346009

I feel exactly
     the same as you about dead
bodies, but look out!

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Haiku #346010

You can get away
     with all of the above if
you obey that one.

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Haiku #346011

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

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Haiku #346012

You can get them from
     last laugh tickets when it lands
on a gear icon.

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Haiku #346013

He's definitely
     the goalie I've been waiting
for since Kippur left.

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Haiku #346014

The developer
     is unstable and comes off
as a complete ass.

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Haiku #346015

[deleted] It didn't
     matter that Chinese teams took
these Korean players.

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Haiku #346016

I'm not suggesting
     the decided not to like
sex, quite the opposite.

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Haiku #346017

Genuine question:
     Why do so many people
want a new season?

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Haiku #346018

Sinclair, the evil
     MoL guy. One of the siblings
hiding in the walls.

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Haiku #346019

As with anything
     nice, you have to look harder
for it. Accurate.

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Haiku #346020

Huh, should've known since
     plenty of American
rappers do that too.

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Haiku #346021

turns out the only
     person who share my views on
everything is me.

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Haiku #346022

It clearly suggests
     you'll go to the league after
the island challenge.

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Haiku #346023

man, I still cringe till
     this day thinking about it.
Last year was a mess.

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Haiku #346024

Also, bear in mind
     that your being female plays
into this a bit.

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Haiku #346025

Sigh. I've only been
     excited for two apple
products in my life.

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Haiku #346026

If they don't get back
     to you in a week or two
send me a PM.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346027

But if the culture
     doesn't allow for that, then
should you just give up?

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Haiku #346028

Enjoy! Ah, my bad.
     I didn't know that was a rule
in baseball. Ha! nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346029

The more people care,
     the more people want to see
research getting done.

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Haiku #346030

All of us think it's
     too stupid to reply to.
I'm just being nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346031

Damn. Only got males
     I'm afraid. Bloody starter
gender ratios!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346032

[removed] I'll settle
     for municipal fiber
in every town then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346033

I'm fine with moving
     our city to the West coast
if it would help Wow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346034

Less during summer.
     But with multiple events
in a day often.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346035

My science background
     is actually very useful
in my preferred field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346036

Ugh, that's the shitty
     thing about people thinking
you're suicidal.

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Haiku #346037

It's definitely
     the same angle as the one
in this video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346038

presumably why
     we know so little about
the vex and cabal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346039

i'm more a color
     person, but black and white does
have a character!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346040

We just get suits from
     places like Goodwill and do
work on each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346041

Milk chocolate is just
     too sweet for me now, the more
bitter the better!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346042

And then the flu starts.
     Plus headaches and trembling hands,
with snot down my face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346043

Yeah, he talks smack, but
     what has he said he's going
to do about it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346044

It might have been sad
     in a funny way if there
was no shattered leg.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346045

Basically I was
     going a few years, I stopped
for about a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346046

Promo Theme AND Ru
     Music? Not just one season
can fulfill all three.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346047

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346048

The only reason
     I sold it is every game
will be on PC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346049

That pity party
     stuff being narrated is
all in his own head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346050

Erase the parents
     memories of dropping their
child off that morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346051

We'll do it." I don't
     know how I missed the reference!
why vs. the colts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346052

You capture cities
     not to liberate them, you
are a warmonger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346053

There's more important
     things you need to learn before
mechanics in bronze.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346054

Is that clear for you?
     Edit: Actually, I'll make point
B clearer for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346055

In order to turn
     someone's life around, you need
good education.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346056

You spam slide tackles
     and run your defender straight
into his striker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346057

I just wouldn't count
     entitlement to frequent
sex as one of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346058

We are constantly
     arguing about me not
getting enough sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346059

home depot shipments
     are out there and showing up
around the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346060

Yes, it was. When are
     the shitty dry as fuck shit
meatballs being made?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346061

I picked him up off
     waivers in my league last night
from the 7th slot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346062

Just focus first on
     learning to lowering you
calorie intake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346063

Some people carry
     fat in ways that makes jiggle
happen regardless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346064

I do shop there but
     obviously don't buy non
vegan stuff from them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346065

Most of it's woods but
     there's a large field that we rent
out to a farmer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346066

Poor money handling
     skills can ruin a marriage
and both of your lives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346067

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346068

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

Score: 0          

Haiku #346069

Lucky, eh? Bats are
     loud as smoke detectors (but
we just can't hear them).

Score: 0          

Haiku #346070

By then you guys will
     even be able to speak
again on good terms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346071

Sure, paying someone
     fifty bucks to mow my lawn
is expensive, but...

Score: 0          

Haiku #346218

Drink lots of water,
     and avoid sodas (even
if they're sugar free).

Score: 0          

Haiku #346219

Mine is sticking on
     the last known money before
changing `adVentures`.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346220

Make note of the price.
     THEN you can find that product
from a supplier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346221

Surely if someone
     is "dead" then it would be worth
trying on anyone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346222

Wish that we did not
     allow random opinions
to sway us so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346223

People have been fucked
     over around the world since
recorded history.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346224

Life always goes on.
     'd You Yeah that's good advise.
I will wait then. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346225

Is it sexual
     assault when your mom let's me
touch her and I do?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346226

No situation
     is identical but these
two are pretty close.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346227

Cad standards [removed]
     I just got capsule machine
today and love it!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346228

Two adjacent is
     "okay", and with just one, you
don't want to bother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346229

It will become pay
     to win, but the meta will
change for the better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346230

the TRUTH is what is
     our identity behind
the mental construct.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346231

I'm pretty big on
     the whole innocent until
proven guilty thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346232

That's... not someone who
     will find it easy to talk
about who he is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346233

Thanks for everyone
     that has replied, you all are
helping me so much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346234

Just because you're sick
     doesn't mean you won't ever
have a normal life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346235

Robots destroying
     each other and the ball is
actually a small bomb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346236

My point was you need
     to keep those dependencies
as low as you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346237

I cried as I read
     your story, I'm so sorry.
Wishing you the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346238

Shipping in two days?
     Sure. Handling, though, and getting
the order ready?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346239

You can only make
     one post every hour. awesome!
thanks for the info.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346240

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          


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