Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #340253

[deleted] Not bad.
     Kind of a more depressing
feel than modest mouse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340254

Please let me know if
     you're interested in the bands
for Sunday only.

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Haiku #340255

What you say?! The part
     where he tries to hold her hand
was hilarious.

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Haiku #340256

At a certain point,
     You're going to have to use
your gun more often.

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Haiku #340257

The republicans
     are the only ones who are
acknowledging this.

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Haiku #340258

I personally would
     not want them to slow movement
and aiming like CoD.

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Haiku #340259

Didn't that almost put
     the company under or
am I mistaken?

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Haiku #340260

She's the most hated
     Democratic nominee
in modern history.

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Haiku #340261

How would you expect
     Christians in America
to feel about that?

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Haiku #340262

If it's growing where
     you want it you shouldn't get
caught in the first place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340263

Fuck the haters Too
     bad about the unity
module requirement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340264

He's been editing
     other works, most certainly,
but not writing them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340265

Yes. OK. Yes Eh,
     those Patriots teams were banged
up and in down years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340266

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340267

Hoping there's something
     that can be done about it.
Sure, [give it a shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340268

Pumping milk is hard.
     Making milk takes an effort,
that shit is tiring!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340269

I grew up watching
     the show because it was on
and they had cool toys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340270

The show itself was
     boring to me then and is
10x worse looking back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340271

what a grave mistake...
     It's a song about wishing
to be in LA, no?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340272

Computer Science.
     I wanted to have nightmares
about calculus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340273

We run constant 15v15
     wars, and you can check out our
log if you search us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340274

Or maybe I'm just
     not getting what's going on,
what's your problem here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340275

*But seriously,
     Markus is like at least 90&
in the right this time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340276

While you were having
     vanilla sex with your wife,
I studied the blade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340277

I'm still waiting two
     weeks for a reply, and that's
why I made this post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340278

We'd get run over.
     The American people
would suffer a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340279

Every one of us
     is a criminal in one
way or another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340280

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340281

Very cool. Do you
     consider yourself to be
very feminine?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340282

There is a reason
     Hillary is doing well
with informed voters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340283

Or even better
     try getting a piece of tape
and pulling them out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340284

I don't mean to sound
     like a dick but I'm not sure
you mean what you say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340285

Thank you for the tip.
     I don't think you know what you're
talking about, dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340286

My car still has two
     stickers of his. Bought his hat.
Donated money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340287

Also the floor is
     made of Styrofoam. Nice! Thanks!
Obviously yes..

Score: 0          

Haiku #340288

I had a feeling
     but wanted to make sure you
knew of it. Good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340289

I'm happy because
     I know that some will have learned
their lesson at last.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340290

They have no order
     minimum which is the main
reason I chose them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340291

Yeah im a note fan
     boy too but im likely not
buying this version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340292

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340293

Sounds like a great way
     to get a magazine dumped
in your direction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340294

That silent tear while
     you hear the applause got me.
Sounds like middle school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340295

Vancouver (Surrey)
     has tons of trees and forest
He was horrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340296

Yes automation,
     say Amazon warehouses,
have a huge impact.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340297

I expect our phones
     are currently being made
and are batch buddies!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340440

So in senior year,
     I gave her a carnation
for Valentine's Day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340441

Like, "hey Germany,
     what does the general public
think about (topic)?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340442

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340443

To say that average
     worker here is worse off is
objectively false.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340444

But who knows. Have look
     at the links etc
see what you think. no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340445

Oh, cool. I've only
     seen the two vendor weapons
drop with random rolls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308016

Found the Lexus guy!
     Not even going to read
all that sorry man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340446

And the whole 'get drunk
     at bar and go home and fuck'
is still a thing too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340447

Nonetheless very
     excited for this film based
on the cast and crew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340448

That way I only
     have to make a couple stops
before I head home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340449

You are basically
     saying that Unix is *not*
(well) integrated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340450

This is spinal tap.
     Can I raise a practical
question at this point?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340451

Like the yellow wires
     being 350's scale lol.
It's the media.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340452

Do not be the white
     person in horror movies
and investigate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340453

Like the abuse, or
     whatever and seen a strong
sense of justice form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340454

After thirty years,
     I am down to white wine, red
wine, fruity or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340455

My first though too Well,
     is there anything to call
your post but smashing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340456

Acid trip, gone right?
     It can't look too nice if there's
leaves all over it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340457

Alas I wont give
     anything, so my rage is
slightly contained. Cech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340458

They do not know how
     to get power from the hips.
Same thing applies here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340459

Makes you wonder what
     we'd be at if the 70-early
90's did not happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340460

It's an Italian
     but it was the best meal I've
had in the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340461

Yeah. His only real
     weakness is against units
with Captain Killers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340462

Its amazing how
     much a hair cut and color
can change your face shape!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340463

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340464

Took a month for me
     to get mine because they were
low on quantity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340465

I have great credit
     and like many my CC
limit is obscene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340466

Baby showers aren't
     meant as a donation place
for old baby clothes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340467

I don't even know
     if it's the right thing to do,
it feels limiting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340468

And frankly the scenes
     change erratically which is
also interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340469

Even if you can
     only get inland, DO NOT
stay near the coast. DO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340470

What is the difference
     between this and a modern
democratic state?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340471

My face hurt so bad
     from holding a perma smile
the entire time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340472

[removed] And an axe,
     in case you gotta chop thru
the roof to get out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340473

And it is does break
     our relevance rule, which has
been in place for years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340474

It makes me happy
     that there are still innocent
people in this world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340475

And later revealed
     to be a sociopath.
I learned my lesson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340476

But, I also like
     psych so that doesn't break down
as well lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340477

I honestly don't
     know what the hell is going
on anymore. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340478

They're in a remote
     area, and they stumble
upon this table.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340479

I have a big wet
     spot on the front stairs waiting
for him. lol!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340480

Coordinating
     with them from the ground has been
nothing but stellar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340481

I suggest Seaside
     before Empires but both
are great expansions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340482

The sub won't crumble
     if you lay low for a few
days They will increase.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340483

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340484

Carrier's package
     is viable for combat
right out of the box.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340485

Though I never walked,
     just hitched a ride with someone
who had a licence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340486

I'm trying to have zen
     for the kids' sake but I just
pray our house survives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340487

Philly Crew. Comment?
     Because they had the bad week
and the Eagles didn't?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340488

I have no problems
     paying more for a device
if it is worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340489

If you love her you
     have some serious damage
control on your hands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340490

They have those down by
     the music area too.
[deleted] he is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340491

Which part do you like?
     The way the camera moves through
the environment?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340492

She has mostly guy
     "friends" and is sending me all
kinds of mixed signals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340493

At least Bronx judges
     don't vote off of agreements
made during prep time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340494

Also to be fair,
     when has our country not had
rough race relations?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340495

Those were web series
     Blazing Saddles and Airplane
both still crack me up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340496

If slavery does
     or doesn't happen it could
be a three front war.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340497

Why Thole? He wasn't
     on the playoff roster last
year and Dickey was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340498

Seriously it's
     like asking whats your favorite
thing about eating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340499

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340500

Still. This is a kick
     ass list of hood movies. No.
It would not have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340501

Friend bought me one... failed...
     I went in only wanting
to watch that one joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340502

I went in only
     wanting to watch that one joke.
Stayed for the whole thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340503

The propaganda
     and rhetoric seem to be
growing by the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340504

And I do believe
     in spanking and have swatted
my daughter before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340505

Thanks, we'll check them out!
     I like the way you think. Yeah,
what's with the judging?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340506

Pakistanis aren't
     sand niggers you dumb bi gay
faggot cock sucker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340507

Definitely want
     to always keep that in mind
though, so thanks for that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340654

has nothing to do
     with gender, switch the genders
and it's just as good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340656

It. Is. Hard. First off,
     no one really cares if you
don't eat the free food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340657

Your boy doesn't love
     democracy, and neither
do his fanatics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340658

He's been shitting on
     everyone who's not a white
male Trump supporter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340659

Something that is one
     day, downtown, no all that loud,
will fit perfectly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340660

I didn't see something
     like payments for belt testing
or paying for belts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340661

The other option
     is to work at a dental
school at least part time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340662

Absent a contract
     the only thing you are due
is minimum wage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340663

Hell Furnace 4man is
     probably the first thing that'll
require higher stats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340665

Yet they acknowledge
     their mistakes and even though
slowly correct them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340666

No, it is saying
     that the notes that are hit are
in the key of "F".

Score: 0          

Haiku #340667

So what you're saying
     is not all goblins, but yes
all night elves? Okay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340668

If you want to be
     nice, get her something cool while
you're on vacation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340669

I'm a woman who
     doesn't care about looking
good and works in tech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340670

And watch the suffering.
     Super steep and narrow up
there with no support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340671

I know the clips will
     be local, not sure about
the replay itself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340673

OP3 might be getting
     my money after all Thank
you, thank you, thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340674

Every video
     (10's of thousands in total)
have had that prefix.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340675

Shoot my fiance
     and I decided to get
engaged the same way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340676

However sourcing
     the required input data
could be challenging.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340677

It seems everywhere
     else this guy would get tore up
for his camera work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340678

If my job isn't
     providing free lunch, I eat
leftovers for lunch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340679

The important thing
     here is to just pick them up
so others can spawn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340680

Fucking cubicles.
     But my white male privileges!
Your post was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340681

It could be the hard
     drive or maybe a background
process causing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340682

This is why I built
     my tablet (ugh still haven't
finished it either..).

Score: 0          

Haiku #340683

I can't say for sure
     since I haven't used it yet,
but we'll see. Yea, that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340684

I just... like just wait
     until you have time to play
and see for yourself?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340685

So far, my best start
     is start at your blue and put
the grove around it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340686

Hopefully this means
     this mind numbing news cycle
will come to an end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340687

This sort of white hate
     propaganda needs to be
banned in films and books.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340688

But then you would be
     entitled or a racist
or something else bad!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340689

Hell he might even
     try to stay, I sure hope so.
The guy loves it here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340690

What you want to look
     at is total view time (or
whatever it's called).

Score: 0          

Haiku #340691

Yeah! I want something
     fun and chill like top golf, like
not actual golfing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340692

The shoulder is used
     for many things. Let. It. Go.
"Eat a bowl of fuck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340693

I want you to fight.
     This line heavily implies
that he is a guest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340694

And we need only
     technological progress
to extend our lives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340695

The tone of his voice
     says that he's not quite ready
to talk to her yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340696

Doesn't mean the mode
     is impossible, it's just
not as well balanced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340697

And yes my neck beard
     is coming along nicely.
thanks for noticing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340698

I saw one swimming
     along in a tiny stream
made by a river.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340699

Let's talk second guy
     and ignore the blanket guy,
we know where he stands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340700

This is, more or less,
     how it works in the real world
at a high level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340701

They look badly bent
     too, I'm not sure you should try
and straighten them up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340702

You're not wishing them
     dead and you're not wishing them
out of existence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340703

There is something nice
     about pooping when you are
completely clean though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340704

any researches
     that can prove this or this is
your own conclusion?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340705

You must exhaust each
     muscle with the right tempo
and weight resistance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340706

Hell, I drove from LA
     to Georgia looking for good
peaches this summer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340707

old enough B) Well?
     That makes more sense. The wording
confused me that's all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340708

After that it's just
     operators that run them
and techs to maintain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340709

I am a chemist
     so physics are a fertile
ground for new learning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340710

They will often search
     for your lost belongings just
for the fun of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340711

Well I looked it up
     and it looks like you got two
copies of the game!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340712

More likely than not
     your faucet will still run, you
just need to boil it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340713

You should get redeem
     code to your mail which you can
use on your console.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340715

This sort of white hate
     propaganda needs to be
banned in films and books.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340716

Charles Martin Henry,
     Born in Canton Ohio,
Lived in Fort Wayne IN.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340717

I feel like I'm too
     old to not have a better
handle on my life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340718

"Attention," Once more.
     "Are you paying attention?"
The professor asked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340719

Just the other day,
     a browser with ad blocking
built in was released.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340720

To have a god damn
     opinion whats it to you?
It's on the sidebar?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340721

Walk Hard, a Dewey
     Cox Story is that different
for the post season?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340722

The platform doesn't
     work properly for the on
demand stuff either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340723

Not a popular
     sentiment here, but more roads
don't reduce traffic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340724

If you are not, please
     switch to the Desktop site on
your mobile browser!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340868

Dairy cows were killed
     just to inflate milk prices
to increase profits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340869

Part time employee
     doing the work of a full
time lead employee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340870

The first area
     is basically the whole game.
It all looks the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340871

I'd still watch with those
     teams in I don't know, that was
pretty annoying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340872

Yup I upgraded
     instead of a clean install.
This could be it then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340873

No conspiracies,
     that's just not how the money
flows today sadly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340874

But if the season
     stays strong and brings some old fans
back you never know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340875

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340876

Nicole is a strong,
     independent Hurricane
who don't need no man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340877

Flip. End of story.
     Oh I know. I was being
mildly serious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340878

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340879

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

Score: 0          

Haiku #340880

I live in Brazil
     Maybe someone ran away
and deserted him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340881

I'm so nice!" Lookout
     would probably be easiest
for you to get to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340882

And conservatives
     don't cry and moan about some
stupid fetuses?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340883

But salting good, ripe
     fruits hides their complexity
and is a real waste.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340884

Good luck and I hope
     you find something you'll enjoy.
*That's gonna happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340885

There are. They arent
     even splitting, did u watch
the whole interview?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340886

Why the arrests on
     here, if it only includes
things they did themselves?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340887

You can always just
     turn them on and off to see
which channel is which.

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