Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #336070

But mostly money.
     I did want to be wealthy
when I was younger.

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Haiku #336071

The city doesn't
     pay for groceries or private
phone lines or cable.

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Haiku #336072

There are very real
     benefits that are pretty
easy to discern.

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Haiku #336073

Fire on the Mountain
     has a few locations now
and some killer wings.

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Haiku #336074

No credit cards, don't
     buy junk just to waste money,
aren't on drugs or drunks.

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Haiku #336075

That's why it looked like
     every hockey turned baseball
fan was at Safeco.

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Haiku #336076

Ban proof as it does
     not connect to your account.
[deleted] Probably...

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Haiku #336077

You? The same? Perfect.
     Sounds like a great day. Who said
he set his arm first?

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Haiku #336078

Once you know your class
     you need a lot of practice
and experience.

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Haiku #336079

My only problem
     is, I don't really know what's
causing it on this.

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Haiku #336080

And that was after
     Byrd left. Your team only got
more experience.

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Haiku #336081

And no I am not
     referring to myself, don't
be mean to me please.

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Haiku #336082

I hadn't one since
     July either and I just
got two yesterday.

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Haiku #336083

That goes beyond just
     doing something that someone
else disagrees with.

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Haiku #336084

Never thought I could
     see someone say so much, but
convey so little.

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Haiku #336085

I still haven't gone
     yet, but I've heard nothing but
good things about it.

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Haiku #336086

I was thinking next
     year maybe January
or February.

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Haiku #336087

So what? The point is
     if you do want to queue all
servers, then do so.

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Haiku #336088

unlike when Mr.
     Robot would shoot Elliot
in jail, this one's real.

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Haiku #336089

As someone who has
     seen revenge enacted while
locked up I agree.

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Haiku #336090

People always will
     order it without onions
'allergy'. Guess what?

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Haiku #336091

I'm not sure that is
     properly representing
the situation.

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Haiku #336092

I've slept through a lot
     more stress and chaos than this....
but you're probably right.

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Haiku #336093

Why aren't you listening
     when I or anyone else
answers this question?

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Haiku #336094

[deleted] Just keep
     on practicing and let who
is meant to come, come.

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Haiku #336095

That is a success
     in moving toward the person
you are looking for!

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Haiku #336096

I believe it's called
     vernal falls on mist trail Yeah
either side of them.

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Haiku #336097

Very annoying
     because it just takes you right
out of the moment.

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Haiku #336098

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #336099

The next turn you hit
     into the totem and throw
down Madder Bomber.

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Haiku #336100

I will always be
     subbed to you as long as you
don't change your goofs man.

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Haiku #336101

Make a run for it!!!
     Good luck! I'm bi and I use
those words all the time.

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Haiku #336102

People in this thread
     making it into a race
issue are absurd.

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Haiku #336103

That or his hired
     to bust a character like
Lex out of prison.

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Haiku #336104

Ok, change it back
     to IDE and keep it on Yes,
see if that does it.

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Haiku #336105

If you're in Europe,
     brown would be the live and blue
would be the neutral.

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Haiku #336106

Anything going
     on at the job that may be
adding extra stress?

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Haiku #336107

Conservatives are
     in no place to be taking
the moral high ground.

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Haiku #336108

From dances, to food,
     styles, language and anything
else i might have missed.

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Haiku #336109

If they are the board
     but one comes with a mousepad,
why is it cheaper?

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Haiku #336110

But it is the best
     I have been able to find
so far. Hope this helps!

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Haiku #336420

People always talk
     about how many prisons
there are in the US.

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Haiku #336111

By your account things
     seem to be pretty happy.
Except for your guilt.

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Haiku #336112

We had an album
     (one of those round flat black things)
called Music Machine.

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Haiku #336113

They're selling a brand
     and using white guilt to milk
retards for money.

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Haiku #336114

Nice plant [removed] #IS
     THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
depends on the heal.

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Haiku #336115

I can understand
     if others can deal with it,
but I'm finicky.

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Haiku #336116

Movies are about
     making an actor look good.
I will go for it.

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Haiku #336117

[deleted] yeah but
     Hangouts can do that too Go
back to the red pill.

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Haiku #336118

I don't think they would
     be smiling or opening
their mouths, or smoking.

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Haiku #336119

"Yeah if you can just
     hold out until next year, you'll
have better options".

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Haiku #313332

Then I had to fight,
     and after that, I ended
up here." "I also...

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Haiku #336120

Has much less salt than
     quaker oats and a better
overall flavor.

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Haiku #336121

It's an indoor plant
     Emily: "I wish mother
was still the Empress.

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Haiku #336122

it became the show
     that it was supposed to be
from the beginning.

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Haiku #336123

So he's like a fine
     wine, getting better with age,
except the opposite.

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Haiku #336124

Be sure to balance
     emotional connections
with actual training.

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Haiku #336125

They also believe
     you don't deserve politeness
and deserve to die.

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Haiku #336126

Better ramp and more
     spot removal are the things
this list screams to me.

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Haiku #336127

Does that make you feel
     better while people's lives are
ruined around you?

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Haiku #336128

He used cash from his
     charitable foundation
to buy the painting.

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Haiku #336129

Anyone know if
     Lumpy Space Princess can fly?
or Will she just float?

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Haiku #336130

give it to yourself
     I am looking for the same
thing too... Hoosier here!

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Haiku #336131

Those are zeros, not
     O's. Oh, and they're round. Or were
when I was younger.

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Haiku #336273

It doesn't take faith
     to be a decent person.
Wow.. you're beautiful.

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Haiku #336274

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #336275

Why not find a good
     politics or current events
sub to share this with?

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Haiku #336276

It just blows my mind.
     At this point I'm you know, lost
as fuck. I could leave.

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Haiku #336277

It makes it slightly
     more specific, not somehow
totally different.

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Haiku #336278

Just as in the 70s
     and 80s all Italians were
in the mafia.

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Haiku #336279

I can't understand
     how you fail to understand
what I am saying.

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Haiku #336280

[deleted] op spends
     most of their time getting hit
in the face Not quite.

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Haiku #336281

I miss his movies
     This game's community is
your strongest asset!

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Haiku #336282

Edit: Seems like it's
     alive in the USA
and dead in Europe.

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Haiku #336283

I agree with both
     his tone and his point, lasers
are a silly thing.

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Haiku #336284

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

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Haiku #336285

Hillary was asked
     why she accepts money from
billions like Soros.

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Haiku #336286

I turned the car off,
     opened the door and even
got out of the car.

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Haiku #336287

Why are you reading
     their texts and why didn't you talk
to him about it?

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Haiku #336288

If you (anyone)
     is a believer, then go
for it, tithe away.

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Haiku #336289

In the last hundred
     thousand years, they have also
invented the sling.

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Haiku #336290

So yes, some of them
     probably have dozens of wells
on their property.

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Haiku #336291

Played some Moon Hunters
     earlier and I really
enjoy it so far.

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Haiku #336292

It just goes away
     for a while. But it comes back.
It always comes back.

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Haiku #336293

stay woke b I'm down.
     Play as Nes, capital hill
area as well.

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Haiku #336294

Just recently did
     5x3 at 135lbs as I build back
up so I'll get there.

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Haiku #336295

I came here to find
     some ideas and I am
not disappointed.

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Haiku #336296

You'll want to just stop
     and give up and end it all
but you'll be okay.

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Haiku #336297

She played a careful
     game, but as soon as she had
to shed blood, she did.

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Haiku #336298

Some of us went our
     separate ways until we met
back up in Bangkok.

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Haiku #336299

I told my buddy
     I'd split the cost of a bag
if he wanted one.

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Haiku #336300

People mistake growth
     edits and winner edits.
Winners never grow.

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Haiku #336301

This is certainly
     the most interesting event
I've taken part in.

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Haiku #336302

I don't think begging
     is going to go over
too well on this sub.

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Haiku #336303

I think the constraints
     work better for the grid like
layout of the game.

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Haiku #336304

For a brief moment
     I am not so much sucking
as I am drinking.

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Haiku #336305

Otherwise, think hard
     about what kind of story
you're wanting to tell.

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Haiku #336306

If your story is
     good, it shouldn't, *doesn't*, need
to name real people.

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Haiku #336307

And you're right about
     repetition, the more you
do the more you know.

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Haiku #336308

I'm in Washington,
     we have recreational
weed too. You are wrong.

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Haiku #336309

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336310

What you don't see is
     the extra material
gathered behind her.

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Haiku #336311

I love that you guys
     always think of me for help.
PM has been sent.

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Haiku #336312

I think she only
     did this to get back at Knowles
for fucking with her.

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Haiku #336313

In most cases its
     going to cost a very
decent chunk of change.

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Haiku #336314

Child porn is nothing
     to brush off and your parents
had enough chances.

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Haiku #336315

But for me, a nice
     tune amp is perfect, because,
well, my blues Jr.

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Haiku #336316

I believe you can
     park anywhere on campus
after 5p or 6p.

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Haiku #336317

And two of the guys
     I assumed were straight came out
sooner or later.

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Haiku #336318

Why stop there? Why don't
     we just make him the blame sponge
for all wars ever?

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Haiku #336319

I logged in one day
     to raid and nobody knew
what was going on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336320

Do you know any
     other sentences or is
that all they taught you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336321

As a general rule,
     for each mystery, have three
discoverable clues.

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Haiku #336322

[removed] Just something
     that comes to mind whenever
this topic comes up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336323

Every painting Bob
     Ross made became a real place.
Very interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336324

he's out of the game
     so i will just ignore his
existence hence forth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336325

Your lot were sniffing
     around Reidy for a while
too, as I recall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336326

Just more words [removed]
     I did not know that, things works
different here. thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313333

I seriously
     think you can pull it off, though.
So yeah. I'll read it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336327

What do I say when
     people ask my why when I'm
telling them to switch?

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Haiku #336328

Get some shit done, jerk
     off for eight hours, write huge posts
here, watch the sunrise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336329

Sorry I missed this.
     I'll divide this post into
two categories.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336330

Good catch OP Wow thanks
     for asking this I'm looking
for new music too.

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Haiku #336331

In America,
     once you get citizenship,
you're American.

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Haiku #336332

Are you like filling
     up pot with water to near
the top or something?

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Haiku #336333

I think it isn't
     the desire to oppose
the general public.

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Haiku #336334

If you have four or
     five running away from you,
you're probably soft banned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336335

They have strong sweet smell.
     And I'm ready to wear them
little more for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336336

I'll be honest though,
     never thought New Mexico
State would have killed us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336337

The only problem
     with far north Rogers park is
how far north it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336338

I bet it's about
     once a minute I just keep
some gum in my bag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336339

He evicted James
     based on who was honest, not
who he'd win against.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336340

So she headed back
     to the car, left the drugs there,
and came back inside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336483

[deleted] I like
     to think this is how he makes
all of his shopping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336484

Either way Project
     Gutenberg has it. Oh gee,
ten thousand people.

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Haiku #336485

I'm genuinely
     curious, what is the point
that you're trying to make?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336486

It is plant based, made
     from brown rice, chia seed, hemp
protein and rice bran.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336487

They do not pay you
     enough for the hooker knees
you get working there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336488

"Good riddance" will not
     near adequately sum up
my sentiment then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336489

Austin kills Houston
     [deleted] I think he was
being sarcastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336490

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336491

I feel for the black
     community, but this does
their cause no justice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336492

You guys are also
     baiting me so what else am
I supposed to do?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336493

That's pretty racist
     to assume cause my views I'm
white (I am but still).

Score: 0          

Haiku #336494

The worst map by far
     for this was Blind Watch in year
One of destiny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336495

OP is written well
     enough, but all your points are
fairly old I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336496

You are extremely
     oppressed by the enemy
and must resist him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336497

Does anyone know
     if they are available
to purchase with IP?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336498

It will also help
     you market and gain interest
very early on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336499

After we go off,
     drawing to seven isn't
very good for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336500

Seems they can do both
     I'm wondering if his hair
was curly or straight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336501

There's two locations,
     but the best one IMO is
the 16th street one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336502

I did that one time
     and assumed it was a glitch
letting me do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336503

Next season they will
     do have popcorn ceiling come
off just as easy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336504

I'd read this series
     for the rest of my life if
that's what was coming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336505

What did I try years
     ago that didn't work that might
be worth trying again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336506

I balance this hope
     with the knowledge that migraine
is a life long thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336507

He even ended
     up being the one to write
the apology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336508

Then there is no point
     in facing them all the same
way by that logic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336509

There's little spot shows
     that run in Elkhart and New
Albany each month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336510

did you see any
     improvement in the country
since last election?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336511

I'm tired people
     throwing out these same questions
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336512

*Topaz then moves toward
     the door, turning to make sure
Dusk is following.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336513

Sorry for the nukes
     Saturn works Or 5th or
6th! idiots!

Score: 0          

Haiku #336514

[removed] I also
     think that's how it's gonna play
out eventually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336515

The idea is
     that only trusted members
will have this power.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336517

You should be able
     to tell if something is too
taboo to be shown.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336518

Why are so many
     sick of heart disease, cancer
and diabetes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336519

Based on your comment
     here it is clear you are more
qualified than most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336520

However, what you
     said ignores a middle ground
that is important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336521

They used to be quite
     common, but are now only
found on cheaper bikes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336522

You're supposed to stop
     at the red, check if it's clear,
and then make your turn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336523

and just because you
     lose one day's battle, doesn't
mean you've lost the war.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336524

That's how she will "win"
     the general election, too.
So why have a kid?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336525

They're both great for their
     awesome sci fi action too.
Yup, a good 40-something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336526

I'd suggest finding
     one who's recommended by
other trans people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336527

I personally think
     she is a bit insecure
and wants attention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336528

I'd say the problem
     is because every stream is
linked only to twitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336529

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336530

that wouldn't be fair
     to all those great white folks who
are no threat at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336531

If I'm anywhere
     near with anything in there
combined let me know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336532

Wouldn't be any
     worse than under Abbott, Rudd,
Gillard, or Turnbull.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336533

They'll go anywhere
     from $5AUD to $8AUD depending
on current silver price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336534

Thanks to anyone
     who takes a look and offers
some honest comments!

Score: 0          

Haiku #336535

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336536

For shops there's one on
     central, one in pittsfield mass,
and one in glens falls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336537

The area you
     get hit by the molotov
extends above it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336538

Its in the coffee
     region and has the tallest
palm trees in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336539

However, many
     people suffer horribly
all over the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336540

Aside from that, great
     analysis of failure
and advancing tech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336541

oligarchs always
     running the show wanting more
and more for themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336542

if you have any
     specific macro questions
i can help out too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336543

Damn, that's some nice work.
     Will we ever be able
to see the pilot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #336544

Yo if I'm going
     I'll take you with. Gonna be
w train though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336545

If he's losing them
     money from his speech, he won't
get a new contract.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336546

That's not sadistic
     at all. [deleted] My job.
[See my comment here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336547

A time of many
     ritualistic orgies
that comes once a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336548

Not if you can pay
     John Romero to compile
you a special build.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336549

Bitches suck. Now I'm
     in the news because I killed
three chicks then myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336551

Make sure you let them
     know you're a Trump supporter
and you have their back!

Score: 0          

Haiku #336552

Can someone ELI5?
     It seems that noone is clear on
what is going on.

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