Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #330265

Had a ton of big
     plays but never really got
into a rhythm.

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Haiku #330266

I didn't care one way
     or the other at the time
so I went with it.

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Haiku #330337

They still want to run
     their own gangs, and still see you
as an outsider.

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Haiku #330338

These fucking retards
     cant flair the posts [deleted]
BROTHER HELTON Yep.

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Haiku #330339

But an attorney
     will break down your best tactic.
Where is your family?

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Haiku #330340

That's what opinions
     are, I'm not trying to get you
to agree with me.

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Haiku #330341

[deleted] If you
     do find a copy could you
post a link here. Thanks!

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Haiku #330342

Even if they are
     in the game, it will mostly
be a cosmetic.

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Haiku #330343

That rope mechanic
     to make you move around though
is pretty sweet though.

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Haiku #330344

Once you put it down,
     you brace for the next lift, while
*not* lifting the weight.

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Haiku #330345

But it's not the same
     to believe that everything
is an illusion.

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Haiku #330346

But the idea
     that she's THE shady one, is
patently absurd.

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Haiku #330347

I can't stand thinking
     I can't do a look because
I'm missing a shade.

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Haiku #330348

We do it because
     we know we are (usually)
doing the right thing.

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Haiku #330349

Some dude tried to use
     the data to bring me down,
but I still have hope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330350

The yes response is
     more of an and when it's used
in a both context.

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Haiku #330351

Sure, thanks, but if you
     felt any differently I'd
be very concerned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330352

The team to the west
     that came with you stunk it up
Wow, that's beautiful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330354

[removed] Sorry folks!
     Name of the shop is actually
Magnetic Tattoo!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330355

I still think we can
     win the pac if our offense
ever gets a spark.

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Haiku #330356

Because if you plan
     on spending a lot of time
in Cooper then yep.

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Haiku #330357

They are terrorist
     until they win, then they are
resistance fighters.

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Haiku #330358

If you haven't mapped
     air roll to a button yet,
I'd recommend it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330359

You mean a single
     card that actually cared about
the fox creature type?

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Haiku #330360

Though some pro teams may
     have analysis like this,
hope this can help too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330361

I mean does beating
     UMass by a lot decide
how your season goes?

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Haiku #330362

Poor girlfriend Dude don't
     worry, I heard that HeatoN
started cheating too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330363

By providing these
     things, the state makes it the norm
to rely on them.

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Haiku #330364

He was also all
     around a good sport tonight.
That man is the truth!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330365

To make it looks like
     I have a point. Even though
I don't have any.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330366

Everyone knows that.
     You can't expect something fair
from Activision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330367

The community
     manager and dev team is
pretty transparent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330368

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #330369

;P That show is more
     entertaining than it has
any right to be.

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Haiku #330370

But I did grow up
     in small towns where being out
was impossible.

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Haiku #330371

[removed] Truth I think
     if you hold it down it goes
faster Not really.

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Haiku #330372

imagine going
     through there with a leaf blower
Return everything.

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Haiku #297282

Though for me its more
     having a personal space
set up my own way.

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Haiku #330373

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330374

I don't have any
     form of outside help other
than the government.

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Haiku #330375

Alternatively,
     there could just be an inside
joke in there somewhere.

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Haiku #330376

Fucking awful. Thanks.
     Just never seen it. No but
neither is left wing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330377

I don't know that you
     do know him. That's not naive.
Because she's pretty?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330378

Alcohol makers,
     particularly beer, *do*
use plastic bottles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330379

"Do you think we could
     move this work up to the main
room of the ship now?

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Haiku #330380

Overextending
     teammates is always a good
one to watch out for.

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Haiku #330381

It's just not going
     to magically solve all her
problems, like she thinks).

Score: 0          

Haiku #330382

Why does this double
     standard exist, I wonder.
Okay, it's over...

Score: 0          

Haiku #330383

Can we wait for more
     information if this is
"super unconfirmed"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330384

Yep. That's just about
     the maximum my brother
can get where he lives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330386

They exist outside
     as well? As in, _the_ outside?
In that case, we're doomed!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330387

She would always run
     away and bring back snapping
turtles from the lake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330388

These days nobody
     seems to set us up the bomb...
Oh, it'll always work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330389

She makes claims that are
     even in contradiction
to the evidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330390

[deleted] Okay,
     while you can't change sights, YOU CAN
CHANGE THE HIT COLOR.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330391

[removed] I do not
     want to be posting all these
BYU highlights!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330392

I mourn either way,
     and seeing a body just
shows me what I've lost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297889

Cold seats are the worst.
     Although warm seats always seem
to feel even worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330394

At one point I had
     anorexia and was
severely depressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330395

Or just don't freeze stuff
     that's not on the same level
and not visible?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330396

Two extra fingers.
     I hate you because you did
this and I did not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330397

Honestly, your team
     is doing a lot better
than I expected.

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Haiku #330398

I know, what the hell
     kind of cop goes to Burger
King on their lunch break?!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330399

But to be honest,
     I don't even remember
how to use it now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330400

People are so used
     to echo chambers on here.
which movie is this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330401

Just tell them you're not
     interested in guys who are
into weak women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330402

It was that way long
     before feminists so yes,
it's coincidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330403

Happy to hear it's
     more or less working okay
for you otherwise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330404

That empathy has
     started to wear thin though due
to my points above.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330405

hah I legit read
     that comment and had to check
what sub I was in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330406

I would be able
     to pickup Gates or Bennet
off the waiver wire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330479

Treats should be given
     sparingly, and bunny safe
fruits are the best treats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330480

With just radio
     communication, soldiers
are basically blind!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330481

But even so, these
     aren't really the bottlenecks
in post processing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330482

Love that ass! It could
     also be anxiety,
which still needs treatment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330483

The last race he ran
     honestly felt like filler
to me, not sure why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330484

That, and I haven't
     met a girl since who I've liked
as more than a friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330485

But of course, I'm not
     sure what your relationship
with your brother is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330486

Even during his
     time of morning, he made sure
to talk to Bradford.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330487

This For Maranda
     Coast just run in a straight line
and you should be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330488

:v: Oh well We don't
     know to what extent that is
because they're black, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330489

Every other game
     seems to have pulses only
have high damage ones.

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Haiku #330490

Auth is pretty straight
     forward and easily tweaked
to most needs. Nice Shot!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330491

I guess that would be
     something to distract myself.
However MR.

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Haiku #330492

Melt marshmallows, mix
     in a box of Golden Grahams
and spread in a pan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330493

She will always be
     held to different standards than
male politicians.

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Haiku #330494

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330495

When the battlefield
     is under total control,
war becomes routine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330496

One time late at night
     I was up doing stuff on
my laptop in bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330497

They did well with bad
     field position and being
on the field all day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330498

What really matters
     is statements and promises
he's made this campaign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330499

That's scary. Did you
     report those two incidents
to Guest Services?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330500

You know what I can't
     stand about Trump supporters?
The fucking whining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330502

Small companies tend
     to put you on new dev MUCH
faster than large ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330503

Do you want to be
     the girl that bangs hired help?
That's ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330505

It SLAMMED behind us
     in our two friends coming through
the first set of doors...

Score: 0          

Haiku #330506

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330508

You can ride them, haul
     cargo, trade them, or eat them
if necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330509

I hope you can spend
     the rest of the day doing
something relaxing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330510

However, Clinton's
     accusations have been just
that, accusations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #328806

It is still torture,
     even if it is to get
the useful data.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330511

You can tell magnets
     work by the way they do What
are you on about?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330512

Can we just decide
     as a conference to blacklist
eastern washington?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330513

They threw in highlights
     which my stylist explained is
to distract the eyes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330514

I was so happy
     to see him toss balls away
instead of forcing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330515

If I cannot lift
     my partner I cannot make
love adequately.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330516

After some more play
     I have basically had two
hard choices to make.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330517

I always knew her
     age is the reason why our
life was so different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330518

Especially Crash Team
     Racing. What kind of growing
process did you use?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330519

And for the last time,
     *do not fucking talk to me*.
She smiles while they kiss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330520

End rant....? But you would
     have let her use the car, if
she didn't smoke in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330521

The waves never stop
     coming, and somehow you don't
really want them to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330522

Fans have even been
     able to ruin movies
before they see them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330523

If I ask your name
     and you answer, I don't think
much more about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330524

Wasn't it that Al
     broke them all down and put them
all back together?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330525

And the others won't
     scatter, they'll just fight back from
outside the circle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330526

I can't tell you how
     many times people tell me,
"my dog is friendly!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #330527

They probably think it's
     demonic or satanic
or some stupid shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330528

Thanks guys, I think you
     guys are right I'm just gonna
stop talking to her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330529

Does anyone want
     to celebrate a "Team North
America" drink?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330530

You do you, but no
     reason to turn your nose up
at people who wrap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330531

The ability
     for this to scale and learn is
just phenomenal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330532

Like an actual law?
     Not sure if you're trolling, or
actually this stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330533

Like if someone put
     signs up at the park they seem
like fair game to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330534

How am I supposed
     to kill this bunny with these
big claws and big fangs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330535

Not a thing, I made
     your rights *laughing in Chinese*
Bro don't be stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330536

As a support main
     I'm okay with this. At least
someone cares for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330537

I've been wondering
     if there was a word for it.
only the first time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330538

Their threshold is too
     high and so these people are
sensory seeking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330539

He wasn't wrong, both
     have slightly different meanings.
You need to chill bro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330540

If you're counting down
     to Halloween, you gotta
do *Halloween*, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330541

i hope it doesn't
     take me longer than a month
to wait for the phone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330542

You never know who's
     going to unlock the next
big client for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330543

I'm assuming bud
     smoke is hotter than vapor.
I think you're confused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330544

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330545

I'm gonna crack like
     nobody's watching and eat
like I skipped lunch. Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330546

Could you please replace
     that link, with a screen shot or
image of product.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330547

If it isn't, you
     need to wait for the other
items to finish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330548

Ken Rosenthal is
     ducking away, Wade's just like
"You fucking pussy."

Score: 0          

Haiku #330618

Already they are
     far behind other lesser
companies with tech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330619

Should be fun. I just
     wish they had chosen to air
the third season too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330620

Cardio will not
     add muscles unless you go
high intensity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330621

She left soon after
     I made my way there and asked
if see saw the disc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330622

Inexcusable.
     dude I'm not sure this story
is that mystical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330623

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330624

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

Score: 0          

Haiku #330625

Regardless, who says
     any form of protest has
to be respectful?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330626

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330627

Serena just looks
     so casual, like she's gently
jogging to the ball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330628

The normal ones sound
     like garbage and don't even
stay in your ear well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330629

She's old as all hell
     and the rest of her family
is already dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330630

Gall seems really calm
     and collected for a guy
so young in the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330631

However, you will
     still lie about all of these
things below again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330632

Illegals can't get
     free stuff as you call it but
all do pay taxes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330633

They still offer far
     better customer service
than most companies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330634

Are you an even
     combo or do you look more
one than the other?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330635

This only works if
     you have an Auxiliary
port in your car, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330636

You are creating
     this difference between 'melee
and ki based attacks'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330637

Yeah I know you weren't
     being sarcastic, I just
wanted to add on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330638

You don't even need
     to use real money to get
the best in slot gear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330639

It involves using
     advanced computer systems
for missile systems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330640

Goldwater as far
     as I can tell was Lawful
Neutral in real life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330642

It's called sex, I guess
     you are american Damn
you are hot as fuck!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330643

If they are spending
     more than the minimum fare,
you lose vs. Line.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330644

Anywhere but here.
     You traveled a good minute
away from your hive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330645

Either the North end
     near Crystal Pier, or the South
end near Belmont Park.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330646

I'm guessing we'll get
     to "OMG LITERALLY
SATAN" at some point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330647

Look at Howe many
     elections they won during
that time period.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330648

Even when other
     people are around she will
only nip at me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330649

Check out the Royal
     T racing pipe too, very
very nice unit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330650

They did it before,
     they stopped doing it, they're not
doing it again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330651

This was the PC
     walking around a pretty
much empty cavern.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330652

You have to do some
     research and figure out if
that's the case for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330653

Most videos are
     watched with the phone turned sideways.
Edit: I get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330654

Yoga is a great
     practice, but it's not a great
source of exercise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330655

I started with wood
     and within a couple months
switched to all metal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297611

A European
     website ranks America
low, what a surprise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330656

Everything freaked out
     when he left but the channel
didn't get any worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330657

That you are willing
     to put your feelings aside
for the sake of his?

Score: 0          

Haiku #330658

Then you really are
     putting the relationship
in long term danger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330659

Everyone here is
     working on themselves in one
way or another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330660

Were they just weirdos?
     Thanks! Just went there on Monday
and bought a gallon!

Score: 0          

Haiku #330661

I see it around
     pretty often but have failed
to find it in store.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330662

[removed] Not sure where
     you live but I think they'll be
in Toronto soon.

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Haiku #330663

Yet America
     got all the shit for it when
the first leaks came out.

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Haiku #330664

Talking really loud
     this is actually really good
Right now most likely.

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Haiku #330665

That's not pay to play
     at all, that's certainly not
corruption at all.

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Haiku #330666

I'm a pretty good
     liar and can get away
with making stuff up.

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Haiku #330667

Probably depends on
     the type of fix it is, though.
"Make wires great again!"

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Haiku #330668

Thanks for the response.
     Look how everyone has their
eyes closed all the time?

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Haiku #330669

It also would be
     like an evolution chain
leading to humans.

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Haiku #330670

Notice how they're shit
     for eating nothing but plants.
Then check your stomach.

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Haiku #330671

Tried for vertical,
     but achieved horizontal
into the forehead.

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Haiku #330672

A camera bump is
     one of the least apple things
apple could have done.

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Haiku #330673

I apologize.
     Is there anything I can
do to make amends?

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Haiku #330674

With a bad enough
     driver, they're pretty easy
to take out as well.

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Haiku #330675

Is there a REASON
     your landlord would single you
out or target you?

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Haiku #330676

Don't bail the other
     team out, make them work to get
their points. Screw Apple.

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Haiku #330677

Otherwise, taxis
     won't have any incentive
to do a short trip.

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Haiku #330678

They absolutely
     outright lied about the game.
They're still doing it.

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Haiku #330679

Heading toward labor
     camps ("company towns") as was
Romney's fantasy.

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