Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #324387

Thank you very much!
     Because last year you could help
teachers anywhere.

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Haiku #324388

Last year, everything
     went to the teacher they were
choosing to support.

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Haiku #324389

Toward the Terra had
     like a 4-episode arc set
in high school? Kind of?

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Haiku #324390

I noticed that when
     I was driving to and from
work the other day.

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Haiku #324391

They removed the 200m
     one and essentially halved
their processing load.

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Haiku #324392

While we are playing
     seriously, I feel like
this crosses a line.

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Haiku #324393

So shut the fuck up?
     [removed] Unfortunately,
that's not really close.

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Haiku #324394

I use it to set
     timers or sent a text or
something while hands free.

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Haiku #324395

Kill everyone who
     merges in the left turn lane
at the last second.

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Haiku #324396

They are our allies.
     They can do this kind of thing,
it's totally cool.

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Haiku #324397

So when I would go
     out like I had a hard time
dressing fun casual.

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Haiku #324398

Yeah that was alright.
     The races themselves were not
so interesting though.

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Haiku #324399

police stations or
     airdrop [deleted] Only
if you enjoy it.

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Haiku #324400

One sign of a good
     preschool is staff who have been
there for a long time.

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Haiku #324401

Best friend is something
     you do yourself, from your friends
tab (yellow button).

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Haiku #324402

Not even a line
     that his husband and daughter
could die. Yorktown's cool.

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Haiku #324403

Let them know that you're
     still going through the process
with other places.

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Haiku #324404

If you no longer
     work for the temp service, then
don't pick up the check.

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Haiku #324405

I can't eat stupid
     amounts of food so this has
been my strategy.

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Haiku #324406

Keep in mind, these are
     only the monetary
costs we can measure.

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Haiku #324407

Because some people
     actually had good excuses
for a deferment.

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Haiku #324408

Two big, glassy wet
     eyeballs rolling on her palm.
She turned to Alex.

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Haiku #324409

That would be awesome.
     Not even Bernie Sanders
has this position.

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Haiku #324410

I think this only
     applies to placing blocks, but
that would be crazy.

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Haiku #324411

Never really told
     anyone, so not sure if
this is common. Hey!

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Haiku #324412

[removed] Lol
     I wouldn't say they're *better*,
just more practical.

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Haiku #324413

Love 1440p, not willing
     to drop the cash on 4k yet
but it's so worth it.

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Haiku #324414

I think this might be
     the best approach for you, if
you want to try it.

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Haiku #324415

Thanks! I was just there
     like two days ago, I thought
I recognized it!

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Haiku #324416

Just put the garbage
     in your pocket until you
find a garbage can.

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Haiku #324417

I mean, I was next
     to the camera would i see
this image as well?

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Haiku #324418

"Patient is under
     from the anesthetic, we're
ready to begin.

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Haiku #324419

Saturday morning
     I mowed the lawn and after
lunch I took a nap.

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Haiku #324420

Thanks tho I'll take down
     this post since it's just taking
up space honestly.

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Haiku #324421

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #324422

I'm not sure. The tweet
     said Harrisburg, but it could
have been mistaken.

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Haiku #324423

Having sex without
     getting to know someone first.
What is the error?

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Haiku #324424

They definitely
     have some vintage stuff, probably
at least worth a call.

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Haiku #324425

Let your fiance
     take the control on this one,
and stop worrying.

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Haiku #324427

Because facts are wrong.
     [deleted] Blessed Chubby does
not mean "not sexy".

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Haiku #324428

Or really any
     ads at all. No he doesn't.
I would keep your fee.

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Haiku #324429

That said, I never
     coded in my life before
starting the program.

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Haiku #324431

So that slight difference
     in formula is why you
notice the changes.

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Haiku #324432

I've interviewed him
     often (because he's always
promoting something!

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Haiku #324433

You'll break a lot more
     than you think if you really
drive it super hard.

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Haiku #324434

Makes me think you might
     be projecting with your nerd
in basement comment.

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Haiku #324435

I wonder how much
     she paid him So, my proposed
solution should work.

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Haiku #324437

So basically if
     you have someone then you don't
love yourself as well?

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Haiku #324438

Doesn't matter, it's
     still knowing that you are now
playing for said skins.

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Haiku #324439

Didn't one of the guys
     on the prelims puke between
rounds or something too?

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Haiku #324441

Didn't they promise us
     never seen before nations
with unique leaders?

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Haiku #324442

I was enjoying
     the verbal jousting with you
until you pulled that.

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Haiku #324443

I love comparing
     to other people who are
close to where I am.

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Haiku #324444

Completely different
     from the system earlier
Hearts of Irons use.

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Haiku #324445

yes please what would you
     suggest for tapping blocks if
i was to buy one?

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Haiku #324446

I really confused
     the shit out of my parents
on that vacation.

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Haiku #324447

He sat beside her,
     keeping an inch of distance
between them and smiled.

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Haiku #324448

I talk to more girls
     in one night out than I did
when using Tinder.

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Haiku #324449

A million dollars
     is just far too much money
to mess around with.

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Haiku #324450

Your brain is taking
     in visual stimuli
and your brain warps it.

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Haiku #324451

You ever had those
     dreams where you're falling or when
something chases you?

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Haiku #324452

He gets down on all
     fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.

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Haiku #324455

Income tax is just
     one of several state taxes
people have to pay.

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Haiku #324456

Clinton will not bring
     you progress, so don't act like
that's what you will get.

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Haiku #324457

Therapy might be
     helpful to you if you want
to consider it.

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Haiku #324458

anyhow ye you
     can get all parts there and then
ask him to build it.

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Haiku #324459

Russia completely
     obliterated the site
few hours after that.

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Haiku #324460

He is great as well
     My aim is to abandon
torrents completely.

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Haiku #324461

It's a communal
     space just like two roommates who
share a living room.

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Haiku #324462

I've seen what people
     with major anger problems
are capable of.

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Haiku #324463

If your other trades
     fall through I would be happy
to do it for you.

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Haiku #324464

There is no difference
     between the so called "free press"
and state controlled press.

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Haiku #324465

Too bad their country
     doesn't like them enjoying
themselves in public.

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Haiku #324466

I'll get her later,
     because of the castle time
limit thing. Thank you!

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Haiku #324467

If you're the only
     name on the account, only
you can access it.

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Haiku #324468

I definitely
     think it was a bug because
i was at full health.

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Haiku #324469

But that's meaningless
     and useless information
for the discussion.

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Haiku #324470

I'm not offended
     by dark jokes, but I can see
why others might be.

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Haiku #324471

They try to avoid
     putting kids in foster care,
but it can happen.

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Haiku #324472

And very risky
     if they fail (as they almost
assuredly will).

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Haiku #324473

Except for that one
     guy who wants to fight the Rose
and make sure she dies.

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Haiku #324474

[deleted] Perfect.
     So I will deposit like
27k, and just trade 2k.

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Haiku #324475

I could not resist
     getting some interior
shots if I saw this.

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Haiku #324476

What is you dosage
     and how long did it take time
to show its effects?

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Haiku #324477

Same here! If I'm just
     feeling down and lazy, I'll
even clean the house.

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Haiku #324478

I just don't see him
     not playing all year that sounds
amazing thank you!

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Haiku #324479

There's absolutely
     nothing in our current knowledge
that suggests you could.

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Haiku #324480

They want someone who
     isn't needy, yet they need
someone dependent.

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Haiku #324481

That said, bad phrasing
     aside, he did often try
to say the right things.

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Haiku #324482

This is not fiction
     or mythology, this is
historical fact.

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Haiku #324483

I got 2:D Speaking
     from experience here, make
sure to tell him that.

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Haiku #324484

This is so we don't
     make any one mad who is
carrying a gun.

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Haiku #324485

Hang in there, you're on
     the right track now and we are
here to support you.

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Haiku #324486

I don't know you, but
     I can tell you're a fighter
by the way you write.

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Haiku #324487

If it's full, you need
     to level the gym up by
winning battles there.

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Haiku #324488

I wanted to just
     go into the hills near me
but this sounds awesome!

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Haiku #324489

Then what do I choose
     under race since hispanic
isn't an option.

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Haiku #324490

because several foods
     often result in the same
effect, being fed.

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Haiku #324491

Even if they do
     attempt it, the quality
likely then suffers.

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Haiku #324492

Too bad no one will
     ever visit it. Thanks Sean.
I agree with you.

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Haiku #324493

[deleted] Ground up
     trim wouldn't be such a flat
green color like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324494

Personal preference.
     You can believe that makes me
whatever you wish.

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Haiku #324495

I will keep reading
     and lifting and figuring
my shit out. Thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324496

"Half Wood Elf, thank you."
     *She seems a bit proud of her
heritage, actually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324497

How exactly does
     one person send another
person a pizza?

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Haiku #324498

Spend a little time
     planning to make the system
work in your favor.

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Haiku #324499

And dropping nukes on
     civilians is bravery
in it's purest form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291969

Fun fact; The Blinking
     Nebula is exactly
2000.01Ly away from Sol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324500

I can't hardly trust
     our media as it is...
Who's really right here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324501

Vice President, see?
     games and politics timing
is right up her ass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324502

First time I think I've
     seen a Purple Haze on here.
Jimi looks awesome!

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Haiku #324503

You may do as you
     wish, of course, but I ask just
that you hear me out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324504

Amazing Reading
     through this thread I thought almost
the exact same thing.

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Haiku #324505

Thanks for the advice,
     can you check out my list please
(before additions).

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Haiku #324506

It's not allowing
     countries to trade easier
with reduced tariffs.

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Haiku #324507

Hooked on LSD,
     fuck that would be a tough itch
to scratch. [removed] Hi!

Score: 0          

Haiku #324508

I'm not totally
     sure I know what you mean by
"scattershot defense."

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Haiku #324509

The alternative
     point of view is having these
low wage jobs are fine.

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Haiku #324510

Is just an event,
     easy to do, more easy
than Vale Guardian.

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Haiku #324511

I tend to just wait
     until the animation
is complete and throw.

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Haiku #324513

I had a lightbulb
     moment that there's a western
store right by my house!

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Haiku #324514

The grain on tri tip
     can be tricky as it will
change through out the cut.

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Haiku #324515

It's not possible
     to fix on our end, Valve has
to fix their servers.

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Haiku #324516

[deleted] I was
     here too IMO everyone
deserves equal rice.

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Haiku #11924

For its surely not
     the result of government
by integrity.

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Haiku #324517

....well I don't really
     know to be quite honest but
that doesn't matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324518

I really hope DE
     revisits the interface.
With a fork and knife.

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Haiku #324519

Its whatever tho
     I'm over it. "Yeah guys lets
not get too worked up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324520

Now, if you're in comp
     and you pull this kinda crap,
you're a selfish dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324521

Will you be making
     new posts for progress, or just
editing this one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324522

I believe, but am
     not certain, the proper one
is the birth mother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324523

"Relative Risk" is
     considered too confusing
for the kids I bet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324524

I liked hearing from
     Fish, and I thought Fez was great.
Why didn't you like him?

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Haiku #324525

But doesn't Kelly's
     offense focus on a small
portion of the field?

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Haiku #324526

From my personal
     experience depression
is suppressed anger.

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Haiku #324527

I don't have sex drive
     problems, just offered advice.
I just do foreplay.

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Haiku #324528

I cracked my knuckles
     one time just before going
to open a drawer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324529

what's shitty about
     this [deleted] What about
the Fox article?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324530

while Guts is always
     trying to do the right thing if
he can manage it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324531

Yeah! Why not You just
     described what plinking is, not
why it's in the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324532

Yeah, it looks pretty
     silly, but I wouldn't care
too much personally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324533

Completely correct,
     I had no chance in this game
whatever I did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324534

Intuitively
     I agree with you. And you
make a lot of sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324535

The static when you
     turn the knobs is probably just
from dirty controls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324536

I saw no issue.
     I loved it. I'm in! I would
love to rough you up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324537

Only theory i've
     heard on this is she wanted
to conserve magic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324538

Like a janitor,
     or a construction worker
who worked on their house..

Score: 0          

Haiku #324539

It is illegal
     to shoot a terminally
ill man in the head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324540

Occult power is
     sure to beget pride, and pride
makes one forget God.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324541

Personally I don't
     think a lot of characters
should be essential.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324542

Your post reads like YOU
     have fantasies that you want
to get her to try.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324543

Obama is just
     repeating what he has said
before about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324544

I'm right on things like
     guns and stuff, but for the most
part I'm left leaning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324545

So Zell also gets
     access to Northern Cross. Oh..
I am an island.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324546

I do the same thing
     when I want something to be
better than it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324547

So my question is
     if it's really scary or
should I be okay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324548

Just like you wouldn't
     force a piercing or tattoo
on a kid either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324549

I like it, glad you
     mentioned starting with a toy
grade and using sims.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324550

I guess they really
     wanted to make special teams
harder like they said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324551

Hopefully Johns can
     pull something amazing out
with his Batman film.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324552

Doesn't matter what
     the law says if you've got no
one to enforce it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #324553

SO MUCH THIS. I CAN
     FEEL YOUR EYES BURNING INTO
THE SIDE OF MY HEAD.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324554

I always get shit
     drops like the Cone and Paper
hat and no wheels yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324555

They learned the local
     language really fucking fast
because they had to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324556

Freshly roasted beans
     seem to really make a great
cup of black coffee!

Score: 0          

Haiku #324557

The presidency
     shouldn't be a game the rich
and powerful play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324558

It's a massive high.
     And all the smiles afterward
just keep it coming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324559

Plenty have of time
     has between happened between
the banquet and now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324560

[removed] thank you :D
     Sampler channels are in dire
need of an update...

Score: 0          

Haiku #324561

They are randomized
     missions that you do in free
mode (no loading screens).

Score: 0          

Haiku #324562

They are adding more
     skins for currency later,
this summer actually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324563

[deleted] I think
     you're confusing "meta" picks
with "viable" picks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324564

I'm actually upset
     that this movie is getting
horrible reviews.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324565

Also a special
     boss that only the top guilds
could unlock. Loved it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324566

World chess champion
     shows up at a local chess
tournament and wins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324567

processor speed has
     nothing to do with keeping
apps in memory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324568

How long had it been
     since he traveled anywhere
on his own two feet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324569

Wow, that's expensive.
     Could you do some kind of rear
projection instead?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324570

Also Father's Pride
     is pretty bad due to his
restriction, so no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324571

Thanks for the advice,
     can you check out my list please
(before additions).

Score: 0          

Haiku #324572

Wow. Describe to me
     in detail what you would do
I want to punch you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324573

Definitely worth
     exploring if you haven't
done so already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324575

If you want your friends
     to give it a go then just
start training with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324576

So find the liquid
     lipstick in a wooden tube,
and you should be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324577

This version is played
     with people that have hands too
small to wield a sword.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324578

If he says there is
     something wrong, there is something
very very wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324579

At their age, being
     able to be straightforward
is pretty damn rare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324580

The world, God, Jesus
     whoever is up there just
wants to see me burn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324581

They say Donald Trump
     won a lifetime achievement
award from NAMBLA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324582

This is my favorite
     story of the year so far.
Hey, you're probably right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324583

My friends like, yeah, if
     your form is booty, if you
do it right you're fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324584

I get bored at work.
     I've been in the main Hawthorne
building on weekends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324585

Deciding which spell
     family is obviously
the big decision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324586

I have one almost
     everyday and sometimes more
than just one sandwich.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324588

Promptly sobered back
     up, kicking myself over
and over again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324589

We say 'mum' in West
     Yorkshire, and I'm certainly
not a southern ponce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324590

Even in Trade chat
     if someone's being 'vulgar'
as Blizzard says there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324591

Trust me, you'll prove them
     wrong once they see the inches
melting off of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324592

EDIT: I think I've
     properly changed the blast zones
and wall collisions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324593

You notice how those
     pictures are basically just
repeating patterns?

Score: 0          

Haiku #324594

Some dude put fireworks
     on his head one new years eve.
He died instantly.

Score: 0          


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