Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #320764

Some more time goes by,
     and she announces it's too
late to drive me home.

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Haiku #320765

He sends us straight back
     to the taxi we just came
from, and off we go.

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Haiku #320766

This allows product
     development to occur
without infringement.

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Haiku #320767

Just for my to help
     id the gun in the dark or
in general as mine.

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Haiku #320768

You're going to want
     to clean and prime the surface
before you paint it.

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Haiku #320769

All aside, I didn't
     read the article, but sounds
like he's a addict.

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Haiku #320770

I read having light
     in the room helps the success
for the surgery...

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Haiku #320772

There's a whole river
     that'll lead you right to it....
Thanks for the answer!

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Haiku #320773

Also, can one get
     coffee at libraries (or
can drinks be brought in)?

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Haiku #320774

She's really, really
     got her supporters snowed on
who she really is.

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Haiku #320775

I think I will You
     guys think he has a weapon
behind his back too?

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Haiku #320776

Just make sure that you
     really indicate that on
your application.

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Haiku #320777

The Weekend Long Run
     No, sorry, I can't stay out
I must rise early.

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Haiku #320778

Antsy while taper;
     I'M LOSING ALL MY FITNESS!
oh dear god what now?!

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Haiku #320779

The names you give them
     change what they evolve into.
Tell me about it.

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Haiku #320780

And I'm excited
     to smoke circles and the smoke
changes in general.

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Haiku #320781

Honestly no cop
     really enjoys pulling their
gun or using force.

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Haiku #320782

I think the default
     fan profile lets the card get
too hot for my tastes.

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Haiku #320783

Our users will make
     up their own minds in their own
way, when the time comes.

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Haiku #320784

(sort of like playing
     'just the tip') ho entry wrong
Not ugly at all.

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Haiku #320785

So are you upset
     with him as much as you are
with people like me?

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Haiku #320786

Worst part is it was
     billed as "Scott Gomez for Chris
Higgins and prospects."

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Haiku #320787

If they interact
     with the thing or run from it,
it will disappear.

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Haiku #320788

No point in spending
     the coin for the intro when
you'll never see it.

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Haiku #320789

Not at all. You can
     still be racist against all
the other races.

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Haiku #323381

If I run into
     any difficulties I'll
shoot you a PM.

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Haiku #320790

They have another
     month to train together now,
which is pretty good!

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Haiku #320791

What if this next one
     is good and the last one is
horrible again.

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Haiku #320792

Keep that in mind when
     customizing your resume
and cover letter!

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Haiku #320793

Thanks for that. It should
     be helpful for a fair few
parts of the project.

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Haiku #320794

Thus far, CARMELO
     hasn't come remotely close
to projecting Smart.

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Haiku #320795

You have decided
     these characters fall in love,
but do you know them?

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Haiku #320796

I suppose they are
     competitors to Steam, but
that's not what I meant.

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Haiku #320797

A lot of shady
     customers that don't normally
see the light of day.

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Haiku #320798

Would avoid Barney
     and Ted like they are a plague.
Yes, he could do that.

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Haiku #320799

I remember them
     from Wrestling Challenge and don't
see what they achieve.

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Haiku #320800

I had an player
     ask this one and he just watched
as I moved his ships.

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Haiku #320801

I don't think I saw
     that in the minutes published
in the newsletter.

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Haiku #320802

I was impressed by
     how thorough she was in her
reviews of each one.

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Haiku #320803

I love Mr. Scoops!
     Getting beaten with jumper
cables by my dad.

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Haiku #320804

It still is a game
     where OP should be on the same
skill level in rank.

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Haiku #320805

Not to be creepy,
     but I'm curious what brand
you've found that you like!

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Haiku #320806

You won't be downtown
     or anything, but you'll still
be in Ottawa.

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Haiku #320807

It would be a big
     adjustment but hey, big risk
big reward baby.

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Haiku #320808

People used to mean
     tracked motion controllers too
when they'd say room scale.

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Haiku #320809

Just wanted to check
     to see if the prices I'm
thinking are in line.

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Haiku #320810

Yeah, planet fitness
     is pretty dope /s For real
though, what gym is it?

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Haiku #320811

There are things called themes
     that you can install to make
your apps look different.

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Haiku #320812

In Scotland we don't
     even have roads so this fact
is kinda defunct.

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Haiku #320813

My dad said "this may
     be your room, but it's my house"
and he took the door.

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Haiku #320815

Clinton will allow
     special interests to further
entrench themselves. Weird.

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Haiku #320816

So not only does
     he suspect you, but also
his own twin brother.

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Haiku #320817

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #320818

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

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Haiku #320819

Unlikely) [removed]
     Not even sure what Inside
Out is. A movie?

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Haiku #320820

I could be doing
     alot better if i put
more time into it.

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Haiku #320821

My mum didn't like us
     messing up the house on nice
days, so out we went!

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Haiku #320822

Find what weights you are
     comfortable at and can
hit on any day.

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Haiku #320823

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #320824

My friend's dad, who is
     the uncle, still kind off pissed
about the whole thing.

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Haiku #320825

Should be a great time.
     Anyone been to a show
at Syndicate lounge?

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Haiku #320826

Too much happened too
     fast in the last book for me
to recall it all.

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Haiku #320827

His ribs have caved in,
     crushing and puncturing his
important innards.

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Haiku #320828

Since everyone walked
     the roadways in cities, cars
might not be allowed.

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Haiku #320829

A hangar was on
     the ground, a discount Scherzer
jersey next to it.

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Haiku #320830

What's important is
     rearranging matter close
to the Earth's surface.

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Haiku #320831

She catches me on
     my phone and we had this no
cell phone policy.

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Haiku #320832

Most data plans aren't
     unlimited, but they are
often high enough.

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Haiku #320833

She told me to hold
     the horse while she got the first
aid material.

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Haiku #320834

I'd love to see more!
     Im glad Im not the only
one who sees that too.

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Haiku #320835

And what you might not
     expect is that you're actually
pretty safe up there.

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Haiku #320836

#HELL YEAH REBEL YELL
     They didn't die because you weren't
at that temperature.

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Haiku #344788

I find upper class
     folks to be genuinely
snooty anyway.

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Haiku #320837

I'm currently stuck
     in 1k and want to see what
you did differently.

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Haiku #320838

I just looked it up
     and I think I only got
the normal ending?

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Haiku #320839

He was in Missing
     Link. He was your main contact
throughout the mission.

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Haiku #320840

But I try and be
     the boss in the area
I mainly work in.

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Haiku #320841

i love mei, and still
     use her for comp on point B
defence all the time.

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Haiku #320842

Newsflash, no career
     politician does, even
your beloved Bernie.

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Haiku #320843

Our users will make
     up their own minds in their own
way, when the time comes.

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Haiku #320844

I just bought a black
     S340 and I'm thinking maybe
I made a mistake.

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Haiku #320845

Because the only
     way to consistently climb
is playing better.

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Haiku #320846

You are a complex
     person with many different
things defining you.

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Haiku #320847

As far as I know,
     this is one of the only
ways to clean to coils.

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Haiku #320849

Just because something
     is a law or classified
doesn't make it right.

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Haiku #320850

Although maybe that's
     more a fault of the writing
than anything else.

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Haiku #320851

Magic will be made!
     Legends will be created!
Stew will be eaten!

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Haiku #320852

You should not have touched
     this flyer with your bare hands.
NO, don't put it down.

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Haiku #320853

but definitely
     something to be questioning
management about.

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Haiku #320854

Using a hammer
     or crowbar was not needed
to remove the wood.

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Haiku #320855

I think it would be
     advantageous for you if
you joined a swim team.

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Haiku #320856

T. Nope, not him. :D
     Well, we could grab another
debt from the Arabs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320857

Our users will make
     up their own minds in their own
way, when the time comes.

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Haiku #320858

What is really strange
     is that I don't even wear
that large of a size.

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Haiku #320859

Creative builders
     looks like a contracting firm,
based on their website.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320860

Yeah no. The US has
     clinics but the best doctors
are at hospitals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320861

Again the means were
     relatively ugly but
the goal justified.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320862

Meeting new people
     and trusting people is hard
for a lot of us.

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Haiku #320863

Hint, you don't want that.
     This is probably the answer
OP was looking for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320864

Those actions by both
     parties in that instance would
establish consent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320865

Ning was arrogant
     and just destroyed whatever
was in front of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320866

I'm really lucky
     and I think my parents see
and understand now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320867

I feel that sometimes,
     it's great to make all of these
positive life strides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320868

I feel like I've missed
     out on things and now, I'm stuck.
Hey engineer here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320869

It's because it's real
     that I am repeating it.
You need to listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320870

Sad but true, and you
     need to pick one or it will
be chosen for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320871

The turret alone you
     can destroy, disable, or
stealth past to deal with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320872

It just takes practice
     and most people don't ever
bother to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320873

There are restrictions
     in which the parents can set
on their child's console.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320874

I have noted though
     while I'm up here that I didn't
get any good loot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320875

I'm thinking the hit
     boxes are lagging behind
the animation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320876

The people I was
     sitting next to were laughing.
It was terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320877

The music's intro
     seemed a little out of sync
with the video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320878

I'm sure there are some
     out there, but they are drowned out
by the other side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320879

But in those cases
     the government is paying
that debt anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320880

If water boarding
     doesn't work, I will probably
go see a doctor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320881

My thought was Daniel
     Stern got old. I think so, but
I don't know for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320882

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320883

Worked for me until
     I moved it with my Very
Social boyfriend. Sigh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320884

The best time to look
     for a partner is when you're
happy with yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320885

I don't vote for who
     I want second least, I vote
for who I want most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320886

Look at recent quotes
     from Owen and Theresa,
they're practically twins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320887

I usually just
     keep one extra on site just
in case of issues.

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Haiku #320888

I use sex and porn
     frequently sometimes to get
over depression.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320889

Oops, I guess if you
     listen on PC that's not
possible to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320890

A funny man who
     makes jokes, but not some guiding
political light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320891

Obviously Schemes
     is going to see some play
in dark control decks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320892

Try staining it then,
     it looks unfinished in its
current condition. Still.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320893

But sometimes habits
     die hard. Edit: missed a word.
It goes next to fries?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320894

Very good to hear.
     Good luck Gus It's what we did
all of last year, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320895

We have some really
     cool shit back here and we don't
want you to see it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320896

Who's in the wrong now?
     I dare say it's you since you
are shifting goals now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320897

What if he could "store"
     up to two jumps like Tracer
can charge up three blinks?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320898

the person I am
     talking to never mentioned
corruption charges.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320899

How much guilt will you
     have to suffer before you
can forgive yourself?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320900

Feeling guilt hasn't
     brought you any benefit,
and it never will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320901

People in the US
     don't have access to euro
TV like that though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320902

I guess his moral
     compass was made of stronger
stuff than Hillary's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320903

Has anyone here
     ever flown without being
banned as a result?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320904

Your choice is if you
     want the progressive movement
to flourish or die.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320905

Take a coat my friend.
     That's not England. We don't make
train crossings like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320907

I appreciate
     your position and thank you
for sharing your thoughts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320908

True, many of them
     are bad and don't have any
kind of loyalty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320909

And most ranges let
     you rent pistols so check some
out before you buy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320910

Some of the new ones
     you have to hold back the bolt
to remove the mag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320911

These are horrendous.
     Lapis and Peridot from
Steven Universe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320912

but I don't have skins
     for the other guns either
so whatever works!

Score: 0          

Haiku #320913

I've never been hit
     by a car, or caused a crash
or even come close.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320914

No seriously,
     I did this after the first
time I had sex raw.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320915

What do you mean by
     too heavy, because I've read
this a few times now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #319554

Is that all you knew
     to start or did you ask Third
Planet already?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320916

What do you want me
     to say dude you clearly know
the situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320917

Maybe you should seek
     some help before suicide
does come into play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320918

I'm Instinct, though, so....
     It's because you aren't actually
improving your skill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320919

He even went out
     and shoveled snow for people
when he was mayor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320920

Hello! I just woke
     up, so I can trade if you're
still available!

Score: 0          

Haiku #320921

Would it be ok
     there, or should it live outside
on my patio?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320922

Yea, they're reselling
     that stuff and being pretty
greedy about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320923

But they think it is,
     and scream that you're racist if
you say otherwise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320924

Will all your bosses
     have done their fair share of drugs?
The answer is no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320925

I wrote this last year
     when someone asked me about
being a Bills fan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320926

Bernie lost before
     West Virginia, they didn't tip
the scales either way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287782

Pretty disgraceful
     to abandon and not give
credit to the guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320927

You know very well
     Saudi Arabia is
part of the problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320928

And things have gotten
     much much worse since this post was
originally made.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320929

I don't have AR mode
     on my phone so I am not
used to seeing them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320930

I was in a group
     last night that had three of us
using Smart Cover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320931

Yours is a bit on
     the nose since it's the common
set up for this joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320932

The USA needs
     someone with the balls of trump,
but not actually trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320933

Triggered Pretty sure
     Buddhism revolves around
that exact concept.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320934

What say you, Brethren?
     Shall we let this one ascend
beyond the Nimbus?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320935

I tested my rep
     in alt beginner account
and it still works, tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320936

Once again, you are
     using acceleration.
But you don't have to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320937

No Hillary is
     more likely to blow places
up with drones than Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320938

[deleted] Damn son.
     That's not your fault. Is this their
usual response?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320939

If they haven't done
     anything wrong they wouldn't
be on a watch list.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320940

The alternative
     being less contraceptives
and more abortions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320941

Then they'd start adding
     stuff like hill sprints and find their
lifts shoot up again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320942

if you play the long
     game, you can definitely
create lanes slowly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320943

Also, people keep
     saying her mom should have had
more lines. That's just dumb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320944

They don't sell shoulder
     dances" this situation
seems all in your head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320945

Why can't you dim them
     by limiting the current more?
[deleted] Have fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320946

They have the biggest
     connections to the city
and legal market.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320947

Russell, Rutherford,
     and Knorr are held in esteem
for being leaders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320948

When I was pregnant
     five years ago, I was warned
against canned tuna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320949

Since then Oregon
     has risen to my top three
regions to visit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320950

When was the last time
     you peed your pants and what were
the circumstances?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320951

If you're a dude, *don't
     forget to shave*, otherwise
you will be sent home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320952

Add to this your food
     restriction and I can see
how things are boring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320953

Facedown only has
     raise to wake active when plugged
in to a charger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320954

'You can get the same
     effect from an air dribble
with a well placed shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320955

I think it's a [White
     Plume Moth] They look like tiny
little ghosts don't they?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320956

I made this squad now.
     Will take em for spin online,
and see how they fare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320957

I tried it to see
     if I have glory added
to me, and it did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320958

We weren't anything
     official yet, and she kept
trying to friends zone me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320959

So last option was
     to have it sucked out using
this vacuum thingy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320960

Put your pride aside.
     You make good money and seem
like a good person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320961

I agree it makes
     you look like a dick but not
that it's a weak point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320962

That would be awesome!
     We need to go there first though
and scout it out right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #320963

First guardians can
     move freely within, but not
between these spaces.

Score: 0          

Haiku #320964

I've always eaten
     sunflower seeds with the shells
on, why not peanuts??

Score: 0          


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