Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #317528

Let it run it course,
     feel the pain, cry your tears but
don't do that for long.

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Haiku #317529

Now that I'm getting
     older, I just wish I could
be a kid again.

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Haiku #317530

There are multiple
     inconsistencies between
the book and the games.

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Haiku #317531

So I decided,
     fuck it, I'm going to set
up my own server.

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Haiku #317532

When I bought a house
     he demanded that he get
copies of the keys.

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Haiku #317533

But sometimes people
     ruin more than their own lives
with these substances.

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Haiku #317534

There are no double
     knots in between and the catch
is fairly standard.

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Haiku #317535

Most black people know
     someone who has drowned because
water is racist.

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Haiku #317536

And everybody
     should be doing some light weights
before their work sets.

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Haiku #317537

My hair always looks
     so much better when I don't
wash it lol.

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Haiku #317538

Slifer is larger,
     but it doesn't do any
attacks with that side.

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Haiku #317539

It's just sad we wont
     get to see him on the stage.
I loved that so much.

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Haiku #317540

Not getting stabbed thanks
     only to your muscles is
also a real thing!

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Haiku #317541

finally new stuff,
     or you are just one day late?
I second this post.

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Haiku #317542

Also, had a flat
     broke friend terrified she had
cervical cancer.

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Haiku #317543

I might be too late
     so I'll probably have to ask
again tomorrow.

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Haiku #317544

Unfortunately
     I never tried again but
you should go for it!

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Haiku #317545

I bet you can find
     some things to be grateful for,
because we all can.

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Haiku #317546

You are allowed "those
     your right hands possess" **even
if they are married**.

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Haiku #317547

Good catch mate. I've been
     playing for a decade if
you can believe it.

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Haiku #317548

The angle likely
     engages different muscle
groups during the run.

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Haiku #317549

There are multiple
     inconsistencies between
the book and the games.

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Haiku #317550

Trump polls worse among
     young eligible voters
than Gary Johnson.

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Haiku #317551

Lol your dad
     was feeding you one of his
stoner inventions.

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Haiku #317552

If you've been billed, you
     should be getting it, I'd think.
You're missing my point.

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Haiku #317553

You now have a large
     ball of sugar that is sweet,
warm, and volatile.

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Haiku #317554

Better question is
     why the fuck would you eat french
fries in the first place.

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Haiku #317555

My Grandmother lived
     in Georgia, both my parents
went to Georgia Tech.

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Haiku #317556

Thank you for sharing
     and sorry if I went off
in to a tangent.

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Haiku #317557

I never ever
     do anything that could be
dangerous alone.

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Haiku #317558

They don't leave their web
     so I'm not really concerned
more than interested.

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Haiku #317559

Really? That's awesome!
     Gonna post them? Actually, I'm
the one that said that.

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Haiku #317560

In the actual games,
     at least, I don't know if speed
is a thing in GO.

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Haiku #317561

You should draw a mouth
     to complete alien face!
Then post for us, please.

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Haiku #317718

Do you like being
     able to do a little
bit of everything?

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Haiku #317563

and it's hard for me
     to visualize what fabric
choices would look good.

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Haiku #317564

I think you have some
     interpersonal issues
you need to work through.

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Haiku #317565

Tint should be a no
     brainer especially for white.
I was at this game!

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Haiku #317566

Sending so much love
     and healing energy, dear,
enjoy the movie!

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Haiku #317567

This is disgusting.
     How is racism against
whites just accepted?

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Haiku #317569

Elliot himself
     looked pretty shaken up when
he realized Mr.

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Haiku #317570

Education just
     might help you, I don't mean from
right wing radio.

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Haiku #317571

#THAT WORKS TOO Just say
     "SEE YA!" Then get in the car
and leave while waving.

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Haiku #317572

Take the Holocaust
     for example, a truly
horrendous event.

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Haiku #317573

Gets rid of the girls
     who don't want sex, and turns on
the ones who do. done.

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Haiku #317574

Just saw it. I was
     "open" to it when I went
in the theater.

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Haiku #317575

Burger! The best part
     about Islam is that you
don't need to dress it.

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Haiku #317576

hate it when people
     judge a gun on it's stats, but
the stats tell the truth.

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Haiku #317577

What can you tell me
     about how the fuzz is down
here regarding trees?

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Haiku #317578

I just never can
     manage to feel convinced on
either side of it.

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Haiku #317579

I don't know who you
     mean but I'm coming from New
Orleans. Does that help?

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Haiku #317580

Your ignorance has
     erased victims of Islam,
thank you very much!

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Haiku #317581

He jumped to avoid
     his foot getting detached from
his leg. Cry a bit.

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Haiku #317582

We knew it was bad,
     even in like 4th grade,
but we both loved it.

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Haiku #317583

But who threw the first,
     second, third punches and two
kicks to the head? Thanks!

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Haiku #317584

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #317585

And the LoL
     pro scene loses another
goddamn handsome man.

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Haiku #317586

Look under "Clothing"
     with the vintage filter on.
(That's my creation.

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Haiku #317587

That's enough I think
     I'm done on this earth They know
you're full of shit though.

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Haiku #317588

NYX also liquid
     lipsticks and one of my friend
uses them a lot.

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Haiku #317589

I found Jann who deals
     with the communications
is very helpful.

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Haiku #317590

Fuck that attitude.
     We cared about policy,
not about "winning".

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Haiku #317591

All these people hide
     in obvious spots and leave
sprint marks everywhere.

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Haiku #317592

I think they are things.
     They get on the walls. They get
in your wallpaper.

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Haiku #317593

It's hard. I'd rather
     say I tried to fix it first,
before moving on.

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Haiku #317594

Check this post I made
     the other day concerning
the same idea.

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Haiku #317595

However if you
     do have the time, take a chance
and post your results!

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Haiku #317596

Except everything
     Hitchens said happened. Did you
not read what I wrote?

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Haiku #317597

every time mango
     loses shit like this gets said
Awesome video!

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Haiku #317598

Yeah, Voyager first,
     next generation second
Do you have a list?

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Haiku #317599

Companies don't like
     to hire people who they think
might be, or get, sick.

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Haiku #317600

It is not the case
     right now when private debt is
at record levels.

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Haiku #317601

He doesn't even
     mention religion in his
latest position.

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Haiku #317602

Your form is breaking
     down and you're not quite doing
full range of movement.

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Haiku #317603

And with the system
     din, less and less people are
going i to drugs.

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Haiku #317604

I, on the other
     hand, would prefer Hemingway
or Twain any day.

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Haiku #317605

We had a deal last
     year that if I quit drinking
she would quit smoking.

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Haiku #317606

Well, some of the shit
     I see doesn't feel like art,
does that mean it's not?

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Haiku #317607

Finally, Muslims
     have been killing each other
since Muhammad died.

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Haiku #317608

Thank you for sharing!
     I'm allergic to something
but I don't know what.

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Haiku #317609

THAT COULD BE YOUR CAT,
     HONEY. Don't you love this dog?
He's such a good dog!

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Haiku #317610

I think a trade will
     almost certainly happen
before the season.

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Haiku #317611

[deleted] OP should
     really consider putting
this up as a mod.

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Haiku #317612

Heh. Wow. *He sits down
     at the table and presses
his hands against it.

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Haiku #317613

And even if you
     do die, it's for something much
bigger than yourself.

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Haiku #317614

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #317615

Did you panel line
     the kit, and if so what did
you use to do it?

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Haiku #317616

variety is
     the spice of life Everything.
EVERYTHING agreed.

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Haiku #317617

You don't get a walk
     to the shops or get a play
the video game.

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Haiku #55045

I have a PC
     Gamer issue that also
very similar.

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Haiku #317618

[deleted] If you
     play that much each day I would
say it'll be worth it.

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Haiku #317619

How on earth can you
     possibly want to risk them
leading the country?

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Haiku #317620

It's sort of their MO.
     You get reasons to assume
that almost weekly.

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Haiku #317621

Maybe he knows more
     than we do (through CIA
and such), I don't know.

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Haiku #317622

I felt drawn towards him
     and the body of the dead
vampire on the ground.

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Haiku #317623

The consensus by
     Crew fans. Him getting the ball
is irrelevant.

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Haiku #317624

But there is no way
     to describe how bad I am
at finding my way.

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Haiku #317625

I have both, Mauer
     is awesome, alot better
than CarGo imo.

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Haiku #317626

I don't think Zach would
     survive two sets in a row
every night either.

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Haiku #317627

Sigh. [deleted] safe
     not the first person to post
this no, but you can.

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Haiku #317628

I worry about
     the day I have to find out
she is actually sick.

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Haiku #317629

Invitations go
     out, and it was clear the kid
wasn't invited.

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Haiku #317630

[deleted] Roasted!
     Canada, all fake girlfriends
live in Canada.

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Haiku #317631

Even if the maps
     weren't all great, they added much
more variety.

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Haiku #317632

Sometimes I even
     forget how good he is when
I spar against him.

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Haiku #317633

I don't use any
     algorithms, computer
programs, or spreadsheets.

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Haiku #316295

My apologies
     for the misunderstanding!
Yes! But until then...

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Haiku #317634

It's science. This gets
     trotted out alot here but
watch critical role!

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Haiku #317635

It's well understood
     now that stress during your life
is **cumulative.

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Haiku #317636

It's really far from
     the worst I've seen from him, or
that I've seen get passed.

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Haiku #317638

In any case, I'd
     kill him at least once to be
safe if I were you.

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Haiku #317639

Is it weird for you
     to think about him getting
mouth love from that girl?

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Haiku #317640

She basically thought
     I was retarded and picked
on other targets.

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Haiku #317641

Krieg is weird enough
     as it is, without strangling
his inner voices.

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Haiku #317642

Thanks, I wear two left
     shoes, a tweed jacket, and kiss
dads on weekends. *was*??

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Haiku #317643

Can't wait to use mine.
     I'm out of town and it'll be
delivered Monday.

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Haiku #317644

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #317645

yet they seem to look
     better here, also I was
more about the face.

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Haiku #317646

You'll have lots of time
     to think about it under
President Clinton.

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Haiku #317648

It is a good thing
     that they were because things are
really messed up now.

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Haiku #285043

We're down too. Oh well.
     I'm literally just glad I'm
not the only one!

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Haiku #317649

I'm not colorblind
     but I honestly don't know
if it's grey or blonde.

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Haiku #317650

I absolutely
     hated the poems and songs
when I read the books.

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Haiku #317651

Maybe Riley had
     flashbacks of flying to see
Lebron in Vegas.

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Haiku #317652

I believe they let
     you do consignment also.
What are you selling?

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Haiku #317653

Biased Broadcasting
     Corporation Heading there
once the sun goes down!

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Haiku #317654

I also can't find
     my glasses, and I'm pretty
much blind. Yes, there is!

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Haiku #317655

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #317656

It would help if you
     added to your gallery
what each means to you.

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Haiku #317657

I would like to move
     on, I really would, I just
don't feel like I can.

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Haiku #317658

Bonfire, supreme
     verdict and toxic deluge
are the runners up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317659

Boring moderate
     from Virginia with recent
ethical issues.

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Haiku #317660

with some laughable
     bullshit about how the 'links
are down' or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317662

If you don't burn off
     all those calories you are
going to get fat.

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Haiku #317663

It's funny as fuck,
     he can't handle it at all
and starts flipping shit.

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Haiku #317664

Nothing. Might as well
     up my racism game, then.
Special treatment son.

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Haiku #317665

Maybe they're worried
     that you don't want anything
more than the one night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317666

I genuinely
     don't see why using my phone
is such a big deal.

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Haiku #317667

I've designed a mount
     so I can mount the control
box on the bottom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317668

with the matchmaking
     and load times the way they are?
Come on dude. PITA.

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Haiku #317669

[removed] I would try
     to make a netted trellis
using string or twine.

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Haiku #317670

Same as selling 'milk'
     that just white water with some
calcium in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317671

Once again, great work.
     I'll be trying to keep an eye
for your future works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317672

Laziness and not
     abiding by "calories
in, calories out".

Score: 0          

Haiku #317673

I find guys who wear
     shirts buttoned up to the top
really attractive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317674

I think Riot could
     easily adapt and split
the season in half.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317675

Bradley Cooper let
     himself go a little, must
be for a new role.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317676

That is a *shitty*
     fact, but it *is* a fact none
the less. House of cards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317677

Start eating less, start
     eating healthy, exercise
and you'll get somewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317678

I would take the taste
     buds, because taste buds wouldn't
work in your anus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317679

Also a tailor
     is a must unless you are
lazy or a slob.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317680

Thank you for being
     one of the few sensible
people in this thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317681

Install new header.
     Take down temporary walls.
Redo the drywall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317682

Source: decreased hearing
     after years of sitting back
there as mechanic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317684

You're either friends or
     dating, nothing in between.
I have a trainer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317685

Don't do payday loans.
     You can't anyway if you
are military.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317686

That's why I was parked,
     I like to goof off, not kill
myself or others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317687

Anyway, going
     to try the paper clip test
when I have the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317688

Almost anything
     that you could have caught can be
easily treated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317689

"We were on a break!"
     You mean if he goes full fledged
siding with ISIS?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317690

Drop me a PM
     or reply if you wanna
know anything else!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317691

Too busy looking
     at boobs Why are you nervous,
are you not awesome?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317692

Learning would force them
     to admit they're wrong, and that's
something they can't do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317693

Sure, I'll give you that.
     But it isn't the only
'correct' solution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317694

Hearts can sneeze...? Huh. TIL.
     [deleted] [This is probably
their best video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317695

Still have ZEA? How can
     you type with your head buried
so far in the sand?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317696

Also, kidding lest
     anyone get their panties
caught up in a bunch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317697

For instance the knobs
     should not protrude further than
the depth of the grip.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317698

We're making it too
     easy to take another
human beings life...

Score: 0          

Haiku #317699

One thing I know that's
     worked for some folks is to work
as a contractor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317700

But it's new York Grant
     seems like he's chucking Where can
I get some dam bait?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317701

Can't offer any
     constructive criticism
because its so broad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317702

Yes Liquid if you
     still want NA That guy probably
just wanted a hug.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317703

The same logic can
     be applied to abortion.
get a ranged hero.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317704

The US spends the most
     money and has the people
to do the research.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317705

Edit: Truth hurts op
     Yeah most areas are B4
here in Utica.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317706

Well, isn't this what
     Bernie supporters have been
saying all along?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317707

If people love vets
     over young guys, deal off big
name vets for young studs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317708

I live in central
     time and will be on mostly
every single day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317709

i think the lower
     frame rate is making this look
faster than it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317710

I chatted with him.
     He said he really didn't want
to talk about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317711

They gave them the keys
     to the room and the meeting
room had a bathroom.

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Haiku #317712

So bad things never
     happen unless they are planned
by the government?

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Haiku #317713

I live in New York..
     What is it about Giant
fans against the Jags?

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Haiku #317714

*His thoughts are many:
     'How lucky am I? How is
she so amazing?

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Haiku #317715

That Bill cosby though!
     Guys these days: No need to cook
or clean. Just spread legs!

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Haiku #317716

I'm so fucking done
     with Escobar, I don't care
how good he's hitting.

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Haiku #317717

I will prob get C6
     during end of the year when
prices drop again.

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Haiku #317719

"No," John cut Rob off
     before he could start again,
"No more theme music.

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Haiku #317720

The odds of pairing
     with another carrier
are just slim to none.

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Haiku #317721

So, I guess "Jake from
     State Farm" isn't so harmless
after all? Same thing.

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Haiku #317722

Jennifer Hale since
     she already voiced a male
character in DAI.

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Haiku #317723

To me they cost too
     much and to be honest i'm
not worth that much dough.

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Haiku #317724

So basically he's
     having the same year as his
second half last year.

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Haiku #317725

I don't think you were
     supposed to answer both, but
thanks for the insight.

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Haiku #317726

Yes and only one
     which thinks blowing people up
gets rid of their sins.

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Haiku #317727

The entire show
     is practically based on their
buddy cop antics.

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Haiku #317728

Were they expensive?
     And how are you powering
the lights on tables?

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Haiku #317729

I looked behind me
     and I saw that the truck was
on fire. "Move around!

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Haiku #317730

I step out slowly,
     unsure if I should stop Bob,
or just keep staring.

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Haiku #317731

I just got so hyped
     for that episode, after
watching the preview.

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