Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #202111

Investing in low
     level leveling equips is
totally worth it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202112

Very smooth! Can you
     give us some more info on
your process and stuff?

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Haiku #202113

Your smile also looks
     awesome, anyone would be
lucky to have you.

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Haiku #202114

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #202115

The question is how
     do we stop the wealthy from
controlling the state?

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Haiku #202116

It gives everyone
     (including the kids) a break
and they love preschool.

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Haiku #202117

it happens when you
     drive a very long very
straight road for hours too.

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Haiku #202118

[deleted] It's still
     worth it to go to football
games Oh god Rita.

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Haiku #202119

You're adorable!
     A few years ago, I moved
across the country.

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Haiku #202120

He's a good keeper,
     just not a Champion's League
quality keeper.

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Haiku #202121

There's plenty of ways
     to earn money that don't screw
someone else over.

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Haiku #202122

How are the martian
     colonists supposed to make
Whiskey with lettuce?

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Haiku #202123

Its like the 80s, when
     the Soviet Union was
always the bad guy.

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Haiku #202124

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202125

You can't make "dry" food
     in a slow cooker, it works
only with liquid.

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Haiku #202126

That's bullshit, almost
     all lions fans were upset
with him for the stomp.

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Haiku #202127

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202128

I add leftover
     chinese food to leftover
pizza all the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202129

I don't like having
     to play at night because all
the spawns are taken.

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Haiku #202130

I have similar
     coloring- blond hair, blue eyes,
fair skin with freckles.

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Haiku #202131

Just a suggestion
     (although I should probably go
to sleep earlier).

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Haiku #202132

on our server, if
     you are West then usually
you can find a group.

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Haiku #202133

That I cannot live?
     Why, Mum? Why, Mum? I will leave
you one of my wings.

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Haiku #202135

If you should replace
     radiator pipes when you
have the studs exposed.

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Haiku #202136

How many people
     accidentally send you
pictures of lions?

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Haiku #202137

Your video shows
     that the suspect is for all
purposes "contained".

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Haiku #202138

But talking about
     how good a player is right
now, Davis take it.

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Haiku #202140

The reality
     is, some stores would profit, but
most would lose money.

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Haiku #202141

It sounds like a wild
     generalization, but I'm
not exactly sure.

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Haiku #202142

Even after you
     get them, you'll need like 70k void
stones per piece of gear.

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Haiku #202143

The game is about
     taking the throne, not kills, farm
or anything else.

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Haiku #202144

When I was a kid,
     we took out times table tests
on ancient punch cards.

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Haiku #202145

MOST Asians are just
     as obsessed with owning cars
as Americans.

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Haiku #202146

What's the source? I'd like
     to know a bit more about
what I'm looking at.

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Haiku #202147

Your dad might give you
     some insight into when things
happened to him, too.

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Haiku #202148

Dogs by their nature
     enjoy a comfortable
den that is their own.

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Haiku #202149

My mother only
     ever bought Red Delicious
when I was a kid.

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Haiku #202150

Sounds like there never
     was a spark to begin with.
What games may I ask?

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Haiku #202290

why The paths of pain?
     Or the singular more well
controlled pain? Depends.

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Haiku #202291

You'd think the football
     is, and you'd probably be right
(shape is way different).

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Haiku #202292

I'd probably let him
     do me in the ass with it.
How much could it hurt?"

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Haiku #202293

We simply do not
     have the perspective, or tools,
to discover them.

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Haiku #202294

It's the face and eyes.
     He looks like his family is
being held hostage.

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Haiku #202295

Thanks to them I won't
     be able to buy it then
Than you very much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202296

Have a sincere talk
     with your mum. Talking fix things.
Don't save your feelings.

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Haiku #202297

Its like trusting what
     the Westboro baptist church
says about the US.

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Haiku #202298

One day it'll give up
     and I'll be extremely sad
but it hasn't yet.

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Haiku #202299

Maybe look into
     John of Damascus for more
reasoning on this.

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Haiku #202300

But much like with most
     other stats here, they could be
filtered much further.

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Haiku #202301

The banks have no real
     interest as their interests are
insured anyways.

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Haiku #202302

This has actually been
     this way for a while, Best Buy
should really change that.

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Haiku #202303

Neat! I'll have to dust
     off my guitar controller
and give these a shot.

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Haiku #202304

Bottle of ink is
     best, but hard to find, and you
get ink on fingers.

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Haiku #202305

A joke shouldn't be
     considered tasteless when OP
is that pathetic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202306

I wish they had some
     free group classes to teach you
how to get started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202307

If that's the way you
     want to live, I've got fuck all
to say about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202308

A laptop, being
     accessible on all sides,
has ports on all sides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202309

It was house cleaning
     time [deleted] I'd be too.
Yellow dress? It's brown!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202310

If they are Joe Gibbs,
     NASCAR. This wasn't for self
promotion at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202311

Yeah that is true. This,
     I get so pissed by people
not using manners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202312

Soma could very
     well have been fermented or
distilled, we don't know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202313

What made it any
     more violent or cancerous
than the western world?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202314

Typically clock speed
     doesn't tell the whole story
as far as speed goes.

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Haiku #202316

So, use the online
     resources available,
find out what you like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202317

or is there a way
     to adjust the resistance
from the rear binding?

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Haiku #202318

If they find his porn,
     that application gets quite
rightfully shredded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202319

I'm certainly not
     getting rich, but I'm able
to live on my own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202320

But at best my mouse
     is only making some tight
spots harder to hold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202321

I'll *buy* you a drink.
     All vehicles lose handling
once they catch on fire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202323

I can't remember
     the exact name but you can
find it on their site.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202324

I'm a survival
     hunter in about the same
position as you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202325

In general this is
     just a list of good books, one's
I especially like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202326

Would be a great way
     to farm, and a lot more fun
than Exclusion Zone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202327

This may be a dumb
     question, but where do you pre
order these? *Head tilt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202328

I don't see how you
     can say that anyone who
submits is equal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202329

The second reason
     is the growth penalty on
Arctic provinces.

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Haiku #202330

I'm a bit skeptic,
     but this sounds like a very
ambitious project!

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Haiku #202331

Thanks so much we are
     enjoying the series based
on your movie list!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202332

Plus people taking
     up two seats on a train is
fucking annoying.

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Haiku #202333

That room clearly had
     those two chests and a live bomb
surrounded by rocks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202334

I would say Daniel
     Bryan's neck injury is
the absolute worst.

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Haiku #202335

Watch out for Joe D
     as well the Special Teams coach
might get axed also.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202336

you should watch "vikings"
     One game at a time my man,
one game at a time.

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Haiku #202337

Let me clarify
     that I have no prejudice
against Latinos.

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Haiku #202338

Turned out better then
     I thought it would. Good point, he's
indeed pretty cool.

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Haiku #202339

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202340

Is someone getting
     angry that his country has
never won a war?

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Haiku #202341

I was extremely
     lucky, no question, I'm not
sure how I made it.

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Haiku #202342

He just got moved back
     into the queue and it said
you left the lobby.

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Haiku #202343

Sounds very much like
     the conversation I just
had with my parents.

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Haiku #202344

Thanks! How do you know
     when you should increase the weights
in your exercise?

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Haiku #202345

But it would be more
     comforting if i didn't like
the niners so much.

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Haiku #202346

is there not a way
     to make a decent looking
graphic anymore?

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Haiku #202347

You absolutely
     will get hearing damage if
you don't bring earplugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202348

I felt dumb for not
     realizing but smarter from
the experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202349

Since the spare is on
     the back, you'll be all set once
that's taken care of.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202350

**Something notable
     with the tracking speed and how
the sensor behaves**.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202351

Pretty sure private
     land or a shooting range would
be the place for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202352

Can't tell me nothin.
     The Hangover. I thought so,
but the judge said no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202354

It has allowed me
     to work on mitigation
strategies, and more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202355

Snow events are sparse
     and typically everything
melts between events.

Score: 0          

Haiku #167911

The only reason
     you get good deals is they don't
know any better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202356

If we are keeping
     everything in perspective.
You're right, my mistake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202357

You don't know how bad
     the thorn bounty is unless
you don't have that gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202358

Hopefully I can
     join you (and explode a lot
again) next time, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202359

Most questions you raise
     while reading will be answered
by a good writer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202502

They can't say that though,
     or the blue haired girl would barge
in and eat them all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202503

If you die or run
     out of heavy, just come back
and grab another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202504

Just because there are
     dudes at the top doesn't mean
all dudes benefit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202505

Unfortunately
     neither my plans nor my stools
are solid enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202506

Revolution, like
     Generations before it,
is a filler game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202507

Just keep on keeping
     on, that's all there is to do.
Thank you very much!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202508

Happens to me when
     I'm storing games on other
disk than steam is on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202509

Also, it sounds like
     you're saying that your daughter
is now a bully.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202510

How do I prevent
     my legs from growing too fast,
but still build their strength?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202511

Do you really think
     that camera requirements can
pass if they have teeth?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202512

Looks like I was right
     to think that Mike Colter would
be a nice Luke Cage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202513

Natali Lust. (wrong
     spelling) [deleted] So it's
basically jewelry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202514

I do understand
     we have to take everything
into context though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202515

I think we can play
     like we did during that one
stretch of the season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202516

Any things you learned,
     what tactics worked best for you?
Great job! I'm so glad!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202518

Lol, it seems
     like you're insecure about
your shopping habits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202519

I found Pink Rabbit
     to be *very* similar
to Unicorn Milk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202520

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202521

For NYE, Pick one spot,
     and be there before 6pm,
stay there and have fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202522

It just seems like their
     confidence is low and they're
just joking around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202523

So, in short, you need
     the bad guys to cultivate
the community.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202524

Maybe you can do
     logic without that, I just
don't what that would mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202525

Where idiots go
     to assert their dominance
over nobody.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202526

How about the 1680s.
     When you had to actually stab
someone to kill them.

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Haiku #202527

If its the latter,
     your applying for the same
job I have right now!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202528

Even better than
     in original mac pro
that I use at work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202529

Osceola can
     use his Flaming Spear, you can
use your tail and teeth).

Score: 0          

Haiku #202530

Rage on. Well, I can't
     say that any of these points
justifies real 'rush'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202531

I dunno- I've worked
     out to No Type more times than
I've liked to admit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202532

Weight loss is easy
     people, try to lose fat while
retaining muscle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202533

I still beat myself
     up about it secretly
from friends and family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202534

Character explodes
     the heads of most of the slaves
in a mining camp.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202535

No bueno. He's got
     loads of pace but his final
ball is pretty bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202536

But where I get stuck
     is, "Here's a Raspberry Pi.
Make it a router."

Score: 0          

Haiku #202537

I know when I stub
     my toe or bang my head, there's
no emotions there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202538

also i don't see
     why people would hate sera,
she's hilarious!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202539

Just shocked. People who
     wait for you to find content
for them are worthless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202540

Again I never
     owned this yet I seen many
videos on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202541

on PlayStation &
     N64 Oh wait I am not done
bashing on War Gods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202542

You could consider
     edibles of the taste is
so unbearable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202543

Who actually enjoys
     Pepsi? Never been so glad
to not be average.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202544

Don't worry, the "WHAT
     WINE TO BUY" threads will vanish
in January.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202545

But you are correct
     we are deterministic
in a different sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202546

This is my Spirit
     Criminal. As I recall
for this quality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202547

Someone is too young
     to remember the Mortal
Kombat debacle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202548

So mean of her just
     to leave us hanging like that.
What did you expect?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202549

When you do spin though,
     you have to hit the clutch or
you're going to stall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202550

He saw the pass, lined
     up the hit, and followed through
as the puck sailed by.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202551

Holiday Party
     on January 10th?
For what holiday?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202552

It's actually very
     easy to hit a couple
rockets at max range.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202553

I've gotten to know
     people of different races
and I'm still racist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202554

Mason is quite good
     for a player I had no
expectation of.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202555

I know we should let
     dinosaurs lie but that one
really pissed mom off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202556

Then the front office
     started going full retard
and things fell apart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202557

My grandma, who still
     has frequent use of her home
phone, does get these calls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202558

I have to say there
     is the extreme end of trying
and testing something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202559

Also, any rank
     that isn't higher than high
diamond I is bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202560

If you buy a home
     theater in a box, learn
how to place speakers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202561

Throw it in a Blaze
     King Princess, if it burns clean
then you're good to go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202562

But the US really
     needs to fix it's police force.
odd coincidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202563

If not, the only
     thing he will regret missing
is the ladder match.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202564

[deleted] Good luck!
     I hope everything works out
for you and your friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202565

Plan for your future
     together and keep talking
about everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202566

I just date people
     that trust me because I would
never cheat on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202567

Huh? Great idea.
     Rainbows are magic. this is
pretty interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202568

You will also see
     which edges are hard and soft
very easily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202570

Let's stop pretending
     "just voting for the right ones"
will change anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202571

If a good one gets
     in, the opposition is
too strong, period.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202572

When I watched the show
     and it got to the bathtub
scene it felt dirty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202573

The flashing party
     symbol under my fielded
units look messy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202787

He's a lucky lad
     alright, chance of a citing?
there's a small soda?

Score: 0          

Haiku #202788

I'm super happy
     those guys (and occasional
girl) are still around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202789

You're not a woman,
     or you haven't ever had
any female friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202790

BILL! Pretty nice bong,
     now I want to make my own
lol BILL! BILL!

Score: 0          

Haiku #202791

I am not really
     impressed with any of these
characters so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202792

If you're gonna rep
     New Monarchy, you gotta
rep all the way, right?

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Haiku #202793

It's not one where you
     can anytime go off on
your own and explore.

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Haiku #202795

Not like remember
     forever but only just
for that one current match.

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Haiku #202796

I guess I just don't
     understand what this post is
trying to accomplish.

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Haiku #202797

Did it ever strike
     your mind that it is the right
way to look at it?

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Haiku #202798

How many you met?"
     As in, my flights to and from
China, plus housing.

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Haiku #202799

Who could the Pats get
     that would instantly replace
Brady's production?

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Haiku #202800

Yeah, well I didn't mean
     officially endorse or
anything like that.

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Haiku #202801

And a salary
     Put the bucket on the stove
and you have a soup!

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Haiku #202802

The last thing we need
     more of is homeless people
wandering around.

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Haiku #202803

Cowards. They must not,
     I've not received a card yet..
I drank it to check.

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Haiku #202804

All it has left are
     foreign owned mines, and they don't
have much left in em.

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Haiku #202805

Is this a reference
     Source? Edited to include
the Australian part.

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Haiku #202806

"Oh no, someone broke
     in and stole some of our stuff,
calling the police".

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Haiku #202807

It's a nice clean black
     border that goes on when you
highlight the title.

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Haiku #202808

Easily Terrence
     Malick. I literally can't
stand most of his films.

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Haiku #202809

Interestingly
     enough, my dog Scout also
got his by a car.

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Haiku #202810

Why does it still say
     you can get a rare item
from it? Onyx here.

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Haiku #202811

From your words I think
     you will do well in commerce
and I pity you.

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Haiku #202812

What a great title,
     I've GOTTA watch that!" It was
never meant to be.

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