Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #314276

Now he lies about
     why he invaded Iraq.
There was no mistakes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314277

I'm not the only
     one to experience this,
but I was the first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314278

Edit: also, I'd
     be pissed if my guests started
to kill my children.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314279

Even if you hate
     acrylic, it will one day
be precious to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314280

18.Why when you know you
     fail something, why not getting
up and fixing it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314281

Call the company
     with the order number right
now and cancel it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314282

Just checked Art on King.
     No sale. Thanks anyway What?
I didn't realize that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314283

Maybe a spreadsheet?
     You guys like tables actually,
I'll do a table.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314284

what country would you
     like to visit and what do
you want to do there?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314285

What kind of people
     do you have "protecting" you
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314286

It's *fascinating*
     how many steps are involved.
I like it over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314288

If that's the case, then
     I can't really help. This is
his first time playing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314289

For each new step, is
     the damage carried over
from the previous?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314290

That's why I don't get
     why people get a stick up
their ass about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314291

Also there are no
     limits to how many you
can buy at one time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314292

I like to pretend
     the series ended after
Tim Burton's first two.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314293

Afterall, these are
     hordes of racist attacks you
have to defend from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314294

Hopefully he can
     have a renaissance season
for us I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314295

But; if you really
     love it then that's something you'll
have to decide on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314296

That is one major
     reason why I think this should
be implemented.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314297

Also that deaf white
     guy whittling a piece of wood
killed by a white cop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314298

So you've bested me
     two to three times, depending
on how you're counting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314299

That is some good shit.
     I don't think that what LeBron
did back then was weak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314300

Do something that can
     be unlocked based of something
that can be complete.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314301

Same here! It makes me
     feel like I've learned something new
about the person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314302

I think they would like
     to win with Clinton rather
than win with Sanders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314303

On foot, they're at least
     above my shoulders, if not
reaching for the sky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314304

I was very clear
     when I said you didn't include
this information.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314305

question is, do you
     get stereo sound? surround?
anything like that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314306

With the raised level
     cap they killed that idea
which was really sad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314307

i can understand
     how this is cancelling a threat
AND shooting to kill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314308

Would be interesting
     to know what is actually taught.
Concrete example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314309

Amazing. Why not
     just have it a more extreme
recruitment practice?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314310

It's good fun in parts,
     and has a couple of bits
where you need to think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314311

By noticeable
     I mean. Without the person
knowing the file type.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314312

I think that getting
     Westbrook is a pipe dream, but
we will have to see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314313

Per her own statement:
     Pulled over. Officer asks
for license and reg.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314314

Hot liquids like soup
     and tea are actually pretty
great in the summer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #281697

Finally, after
     having enough, I told her
she needed to leave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314315

i agree but you
     arent manipulative
enough for my tastes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314316

I don't say you are
     anything of this, I just
hope you get the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314317

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314318

In which case it'd
     still be pointless because you
need to move. Really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314319

So does anyone
     have the same feelings toward elves
and other races?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314320

We were paying close
     attention and following
from a safe distance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314321

Which is why those ones
     shouldn't be given a badge,
let alone a gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314322

Which I agree with,
     even though it is probably
naive to do so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314323

I believe they do
     background checks and stuff like that.
I could be wrong though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314324

The Y and N mean
     that those weapons either can
or can no be forged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314325

"She's not Trump" isn't
     the end of the discussion,
it's the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314326

Download. Description.
     Long Days Journey Into Night.
by Stelle Quintero.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314327

Obviously, when
     cutting, you should do your best
to increase your lifts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314328

You don't represent
     any portion of voters
worth paying a mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314329

and you'll have something
     for when your computer gets
back up and running.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314330

I'm really sorry.
     I went through this too although
never attempted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314331

I used to blindly
     follow everything she said
when I was younger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314332

All redheads I know
     have blue eyes, but then again,
I live in Sweden.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314333

Saying batman is
     to solely to blame for his
death is just not true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314334

I feel physically...
     empty and it's an achy
feeling all over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314335

I'm asking because
     I can still return mine. :V
I have to agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314336

But really, the main
     thing here is that ***finally***
Tyrone has been dropped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314337

So he's saying, "No,
     *this* is mercy." "Consider
this mercy" flows worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314338

Video doesn't
     even show the incident,
just the aftermath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314339

You can see him try
     to run his hand down his side
after he yells gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314340

You will get through this.
     Don't waste your energy or
let other rob it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314341

I don't care if you
     have a shoe string budget, feed
your actors and crew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314342

Was anyone else
     reminded of Stretch Armstrong
when they saw the pic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314343

You'd be slowing all
     the higher layers to speed
up the lower ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314344

[deleted] I'm chill.
     I just woke up, i'm cranky
when i just wake up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314345

Head to kitchen knife
     forums and they can direct
you to a good knife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314346

Basically there is
     nothing i can do with store
credits in this case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314348

Honestly I don't
     want a pen that's been hanging
out in someone's hair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314349

Its a very good
     website for learning any
programming language.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314350

**You** are arguing
     about what you think the word
"reasonably" means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314351

He stood in tears, his
     hat in his hands looking towards
the glimmering space.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314352

"It is not! We are
     your children, there are others
and we need your help!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314353

We are your children,
     there are others and we need
your help! WHY NOT HELP!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314354

I would be very
     wary about this person's
knowledge of 'jazz pros'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314355

But why wouldn't you
     reset the firewall on their
router, or something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314356

He's made it pretty
     clear on social media
that he wants this fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314357

Modern China is
     also arguably quite
westernized these days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314358

[removed] You will be
     strongly disappointed by
the 6k bracket then.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314359

My mum was a bit
     heartbroken when she found out
how common it was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314360

sadly yes, some does.
     But not all, so there is hope
to find a nice one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314361

Kick! Punch! Not all dead,
     just a little more dead than
you were yesterday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314362

"Alright. I have no
     idea what that is though.
You wanna do it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314363

You wanna do it?
     I can make my own after
I see what it is."

Score: 0          

Haiku #314364

If this turns out not
     to be true, then I give up
on the new Star Wars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314365

For him, it's a few
     more meals at home and a few
less at the steakhouse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314366

That's not a normal
     thing for anywhere except
Mexico City.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314367

Pete Dunne, Ryan Smile,
     Jordan Devlin, Tyler Bate,
Luther Ward. rip me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314368

Neither has Penn State,
     Michigan, etc
in this new setup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314369

Go ask her. [removed]
     It was used for those ninja
running marathon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314370

I got enough swords
     for Red Samurai's 4th
skill before quitting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314371

I'd say hypocrite
     is a good word to call them.
Wouldn't you agree?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314372

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314373

These things point to some
     introspection that might be
needed on your part.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314374

That is the very
     first thing I thought of as well!
Someone should build it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314375

Someone should build it.
     Oh, I guess I tested wrong.
Thanks for the heads up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314376

A group of artists
     are invited for dinner
by a famous chef.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314377

If you hold your nose
     and vote for her, you've lost hope
and have no courage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314378

Fuck. You're right. I didn't
     even realize that until
I read your comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314379

Some of my friends think
     I'm mean because I called some
dude they called smart dumb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314380

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314381

And don't have any
     cables sticking from my walls
anymore to check.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314382

I could see Morris
     getting sold there in a year
or two. I'm speechless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #281764

Another problem
     I see with this is birthing
without permission.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314383

One of those perks will
     be available to you
starting tomorrow!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314384

It's not even fun
     on easy with characters
I'm mildly good at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314385

I have him unlocked,
     but I don't have enough genes
to max out his skills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314386

She was as upset
     as anyone when she found
that that was the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314387

Plus a good broadband
     connection for smooth higher
quality streaming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314388

I regularly
     Watch streams and if I like our
stream I will follow?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314389

Does anyone know
     what units the punishment
strength meter uses?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314390

I have a winter
     pair that's all fluffy inside,
and a summer pair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314391

If you get a good
     at the beginning, and quit,
you just waste LP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314392

They are more honest
     and trustworthy than Clinton,
even Donald Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314393

But it's three days past
     expiry now and I don't
know if I trust it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314394

Yes, but I wouldn't
     be happy without meat, cheese,
eggs etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314395

If you go fill up
     your sink, then open the tap
as fast as you can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314396

Anyone notice
     the crippling lag in team fights
in the latest patch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314398

Norton isn't too
     much of a problem on our
end of the spectrum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314399

Call the servicer
     and ask to cash out, if that's
what you want to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314400

You're right. Well he had
     to make the zombies win one
way or another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314401

[deleted] He has
     enough money to fix it,
but yet he hasn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314402

My god yes. I quite
     enjoyed it when my friends first
got me into it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314403

More time and money
     to spend on myself rather
than on someone else!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314404

There will be a few
     engineers, but many will
not be so lucky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314405

McBean needs to step
     up, wasn't great the other
times he got a chance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314406

So what?" Or "you were
     killed by a girl LOL"
as their calling card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314407

I'd love optional
     character name slots for all
my characters, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314408

It's incredibly
     racist, just not in the way
you might think it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314409

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314410

Instead of being
     gilded people could get tarred.
They'd make a fortune!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314411

Try again? If it's
     still blank after that, you could
try a hard refresh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314412

There are no other
     reasons that they are dished out.
Yeah im confused to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314413

sing in the shower
     or your car or something while
listening to music.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314414

I've tried this build on
     Jinx, and honestly I didn't
find it very good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314415

You said that I should
     believe because if I don't,
I'm going to hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314416

You'll end up living
     in the basement, that is, if
you don't already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314417

I think it may be
     the best, most underrated
weapon in the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314418

[removed] [deleted]
     Neon pop or future pop.
This is not garage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314419

It would really make
     the game feel so much different
from what it is now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314420

I know there must be
     some out there hiding behind
the super big builds!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332510

[deleted] Ok
     with the not animated
decals i was wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314421

If you already
     have the money it would be
quite profitable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314422

Mr. Robot or
     SPACED [deleted] Would you like
to touch what you see?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314423

I know there must be
     some out there hiding behind
the super big builds!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314424

After that you can
     make your own decision on
the state of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314425

It does pretty much
     exactly this with every
web page you go to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314426

So, you've never had
     your mouthpiece slap shut because
your reed was too soft?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314427

Anyways, I worked
     my ass off for this score, Please
comment your high scores!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314428

Sadly the biggest
     threat to them is the person
who actually said it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314429

Then talked a little
     bit about my dog as if
she were my daughter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314430

Also don't cuddle
     koalas if you do not
want chlamydia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314431

They said it won't be
     like the main games, but a fun
thing to do outside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314432

The thing I enjoy
     most about the book is its
subjective approach.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314433

Or at very least
     locked away in a dungeon
with an iron mask.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314434

When the phrase "Because
     Adam and Eve sinned, we are
all sinners" is said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314435

No, I'm also gay
     and sub so don't exactly
need a big penis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314436

So later that night
     after the party i went
to hang out with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314437

More counters, and if
     people don't win in time, both
player's lose the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314438

It is larger than
     most models or actresses
but it suits your face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314439

You could still social
     media it up, while still
being off the grid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314440

[deleted] [removed]
     Note this has moved to Sunday
for television.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314441

I can't imagine
     what the rest of you longtime
Dubs fans are feeling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314442

Ease up, we need some
     strong believers in Bernie
to keep up morale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314443

I'm a fucking guy,
     we only have two feelings:
hungry and horny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314444

Education is
     the first step to come out from
this situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314445

Already learning
     tons of new stuff from what I've
skimmed over so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314446

Here (Scotland) we use
     got our prints without any
mention of payment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314447

Yup. It's hell just trying
     to get someone to fix it.
Unbelievable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314448

I was unlucky
     enough to run into him
in the Frigid Wastes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314449

With out the other,
     each would be a lot weaker
and a lot more scared.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314450

I literally had
     not thought about the matter
that way before. Hey!

Score: 0          

Haiku #314451

Installing the game
     to a even RAM disk won't
help with fast picking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314452

And the officer
     is trained to administer
First Aid but he didn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314453

Talk about riding
     someone's coattails jesus christ
Has it been confirmed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #314454

I've seen someone on
     my friends list with the new Raid
gear and no buster...

Score: 0          

Haiku #314455

Even if the lie
     is ridiculous, my mum
can't prove I'm lying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314456

It is a site where
     people can sell stuff to each
other locally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314457

Haven't been able
     to stop thinking of this set
since I first saw it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314458

LoS is the quickest
     way to explain it, but not
the most accurate.

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Haiku #314459

I spent weeks reading
     about everything to do
with this disaster.

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Haiku #314460

Where skills are really,
     truly difficult to learn,
they are relevant.

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Haiku #314461

Could any of those
     drugs be the reason people
had trouble sleeping?

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Haiku #314462

This for example
     is an AT on a simple,
casual summer strap.

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Haiku #314463

Are you asking if
     you should go cheaper, or is
that your cheap option?

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Haiku #314464

And then just learn how
     to counter each character
and practice on them?

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Haiku #314465

DO NOT TALK WITHOUT
     RAISING YOUR HAND! You will speak
with me after class.

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Haiku #314466

Imagine having
     the worst headache you've ever
had for weeks on end.

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Haiku #314467

Wrong. The more birthdays
     you've had the more likely you
are going to die!

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Haiku #314469

Do not post direct
     images of pages or
panels from chapters.

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Haiku #314470

Then they will make their
     decisions on what they think
is best for the game.

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Haiku #314471

It can be too much
     at once and you need a few
minutes to process.

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Haiku #314472

All he has to do
     is put one conservative
justice on the court.

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Haiku #314473

Ooh one more. Would you
     come back on and let us know
how you are doing?

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Haiku #314474

Were you also on
     Infection where you couldn't
get anything done?

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Haiku #314475

The type that doesn't
     care about power, ego,
or passion. Just cash.

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Haiku #314476

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #314477

Because drugs have kicked
     in and they are very bad
for you. Drugs are bad.

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