Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #163462

But ultimately
     none of these operations
are sustainable.

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Haiku #197897

You can, but I think
     the physical barrier
has its benefits.

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Haiku #197898

For good looking space
     only exploration I'll
stick to space engine.

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Haiku #197899

If not... you probably
     should buy one before getting
any more candles.

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Haiku #197900

I was cringing when
     driving on my snow tires
last weekend. thank you!

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Haiku #197901

If she's not willing
     to make a lifestyle change, what
else is there to say?

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Haiku #197902

Are Europeans
     driving less, or driving more
fuel efficient cars?

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Haiku #197903

Without the edit
     this is just some confused kid
and a pair of boobs.

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Haiku #197904

If not, you're welcome.
     It's the first thing I do on
every character.

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Haiku #197905

Just look at the past.
     Just when you think there's nothing
to discover, boom!

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Haiku #198258

I have a point dude.
     Yes. It was very good, there's
no arguing it.

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Haiku #198259

WHY WOULDN'T YOU RUN
     THE BALL? So much for the shift
in philosophy.

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Haiku #198260

And the word aircraft
     is defined as "a machine
capable of flight".

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Haiku #198261

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #198262

beautiful guitar,
     awesome amp, sexy pickups.
I want to hear it!

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Haiku #198263

It does, I always
     try to pee before sex if
at all possible.

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Haiku #198264

Come the fuck on. Why?
     They're arguably worse than
the Jags. Exactly.

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Haiku #198265

I know people would
     should do more than that and are
still not called crazy.

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Haiku #198266

I'm in! [deleted]
     It's a common scam. Don't cash
the check and you're fine.

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Haiku #198267

Against all odds, his
     fashion sense has diminished
over time. Pretty!

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Haiku #198268

[deleted] I was
     thinking the exact same thing.
It looks just like it.

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Haiku #198269

Damn. Thanks for the egg!!
     It's more the fact that he thinks
he's not in the wrong.

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Haiku #198270

With categories
     like Video, Music, Games,
Software, and so on.

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Haiku #198271

I think there's something
     wrong with the bird if they're not
reacting like that.

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Haiku #198272

I'm really not sure
     what that kind of reasonable
discussion makes me...

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Haiku #197175

And Vietnamese
     international students
LOVE America.

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Haiku #198273

Any help with that?
     ...Why did I not think of this?
Like seriously.

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Haiku #198274

Tilt the pelvis back
     and the torso comes forward.
I may have missed Marth...

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Haiku #198275

I guess if you knew
     and always made good choices,
everyone should have?

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Haiku #198276

My performance is
     not great even when dueling
with most settings low.

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Haiku #198277

Maybe people like
     prime numbers in the same way
I like a hobby.

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Haiku #198278

[deleted] Probably
     completely unrealistic
but I'd love Vidal.

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Haiku #198279

What is your counter
     to getting loans in exchange
for company shares?

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Haiku #198280

Well, when you're being
     so deliberately obtuse...
Also, I'm a man.

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Haiku #198281

Oliver summed up
     my thoughts perfectly on this.
"Even if she COULD."

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Haiku #198282

Sure but I wonder
     how many people bother
to get a refund.

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Haiku #198283

That is quite scary.
     Yeah no, fuck you. Was more than
I got for Christmas.

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Haiku #198284

Or better still, don't
     go out on the hills without
adequate clothing.

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Haiku #198285

Oh GREAT. If he likes
     those, I'll just start listing off
some more that I've loved.

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Haiku #198286

and Gaudreau doesn't?
     [deleted] Both of them look
as if they're in pain.

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Haiku #198287

The military
     worship is becoming weird
in America.

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Haiku #198288

I do realize its
     fun to say though, so perhaps
just keep saying it.

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Haiku #198289

Amazing picture,
     was this taken for that main
pull off area?

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Haiku #198290

But she is honored
     and revered in her home town
and by her guru.

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Haiku #198291

They might be very
     angry about one subject
but not in others.

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Haiku #198292

Two people won't kill
     each other over who gets
the last chicken wing.

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Haiku #198293

The answers you seek
     have not yet been determined
to be right or wrong.

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Haiku #198294

I'm going to school
     full time and working full time
but nagging peanuts.

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Haiku #198295

Thank you, but these deck
     is mostly going to be
used in casual play.

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Haiku #198296

He said he hasn't
     seen it before Or you could
mean longevity?

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Haiku #198297

It looks good enough
     for me to read and discuss
some facts about it.

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Haiku #198298

Dunno if its true
     or not but it sure as hell
shut up the rager.

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Haiku #198299

My secret santa
     present just came in, got some
super awesome stuff.

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Haiku #198300

I feel that knowing
     one's past is important when
forging one's future.

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Haiku #198301

I guess they could look
     and see what the item is,
but maybe they don't.

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Haiku #198302

I would love to take
     my family back there someday
for a long visit.

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Haiku #198303

Say you find your threat,
     point your weapon and threaten
to blow his brains out.

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Haiku #198304

Was rough for a while,
     still in a small apartment,
but moving out soon.

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Haiku #198305

EDIT: So I thought
     we had paint thinner here but
I was mistaken.

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Haiku #198306

So I guess that means
     the blatant racism is
still alive at home.

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Haiku #198307

It was the attempt
     at making the far away
crowd noise, but through text.

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Haiku #198308

I renewed contacts
     with old friends. I made new friends.
I found new hobbies.

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Haiku #198309

in literature,
     yes, a kiss on the cheek shows
romantic interest.

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Haiku #198310

[deleted] Before
     you feel guilty, ask yourself:
are cows endangered?

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Haiku #198311

Instead we just buy
     new shit that just wastes away
our society.

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Haiku #198312

Wait until you see
     Morgan Stanley restricted
stock unit website.

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Haiku #198313

Did you stay with these
     unattractive women long?
Did you marry one?

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Haiku #198314

[deleted] I'm not
     saying who's better I'm just
saying what I said.

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Haiku #198315

Really? I've never
     seen that, but I don't post on
the forum ever.

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Haiku #198316

I'm having trouble
     even winning the first game,
how did you do it?

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Haiku #198317

*He shrugs* There really
     isn't much to see except
for my calves and feet.

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Haiku #198318

No ifs, ands, or buts.
     Just a bad throw. Manning did
not play well tonight.

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Haiku #198319

"my babe buys all her
     shirts and stuff there" I'm so glad
I'm out of high school.

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Haiku #198320

Seriously though,
     like a car battery hooked
up to me jump start.

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Haiku #198321

Aw, thanks, Ruby is
     ~~pretty~~, um, adorable.
And oh, so silly.

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Haiku #198322

Start with our lip balms,
     and when we sell out, we're out
until we make more.

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Haiku #198323

Well, when I was on
     Samsung N7000 (Galaxy Note),
it was horrible.

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Haiku #198324

They're learning to play
     together and the offense
looks more cohesive.

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Haiku #198325

This is great insight
     into how I should setup
my business model.

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Haiku #198684

I just cleaned my hands
     so I don't want to dirty
by lifting the lid.

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Haiku #198685

They didn't have many
     scenes together and didn't seem
super close to me.

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Haiku #198686

A million dollar
     These *have* to be actors. ^^Please
^^let ^^them ^^be ^^actors.

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Haiku #198687

Maybe you'll end up
     figuring out your problem
if you answer these.

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Haiku #198688

Both versions are worth
     watching Let's see how this goes.
Bon courage to all.

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Haiku #198689

Okay, imagine
     the least attractive girl you're
still interested in.

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Haiku #198690

You are right, I did
     have you confused with someone
else, sorry for that.

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Haiku #198691

Whoever they get
     out of the two could result
in something special.

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Haiku #198692

Odd. I think the note
     isn't a smoking gun by
any means really.

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Haiku #198693

Tried to stop it up
     the ass. Got it up the ass.
Still the oppressor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198694

No help. Getting kicked
     to the street the second I'm
no longer useful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198695

I literally did
     that last year [deleted] I'm
with James on this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198696

However, your friends
     are allowed to tell other
people what you said.

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Haiku #198697

You move on. There are
     just as many guys as there
are girls to choose from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198698

Please send a PM
     if you need someone to talk
about how you feel.

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Haiku #198699

:D You took "across
     all platforms" to mean "there are
problems on consoles".

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Haiku #198700

Even with lighter
     skin and white sheets, there should be
more black. Yeah sure! Sad?

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Haiku #198701

No reason their tech
     wouldn't be the same level
Safe travels! Where's home?

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Haiku #198702

If this removal
     was in error, please message
the moderators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198703

So, I wasn't caught
     too off guard with the signs, more
surprised it went there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198704

I'm going to call
     support tomorrow and see
what they have to say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198705

It can also buff
     your bench damage, allowing
you to perform that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198706

In the Midwest there
     was a version of this called
pistachio fluff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198707

And I love Jungle
     Jim's. That crease where my inner
thigh meets my body.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198708

Too sympathetic,
     I hope everything he loves
dies in his arms No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198709

The shrinking circle
     *c1* will have swept out a cone
shape inside the sphere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198710

I went to one called
     The Thirsty Room near the South
Bay Galleria.

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Haiku #198711

Because I do it.
     And most of the time they don't
fight in line, actually.

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Haiku #198712

What he planned to do
     with them after he caught them
is anyone's guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198714

Heck, it's not even
     very comfortable if
you *are* used to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198715

I just wish he could...
     uh, be a better person
in general, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198716

Creepy for sure, but
     definitely my favorite
painting of Jesus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198717

THE RADIO SHACK
     BATTERIES ARE BAR NONE Yeah,
the seats looked empty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198718

[deleted] Did you
     know that statistic has been
thoroughly debunked?

Score: 0          

Haiku #198719

Same situation
     applies to Hades since it was
only a skin swap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198720

Wouldn't it make sense
     to get the motorcycles
off the sidewalks first?

Score: 0          

Haiku #198721

First time I saw Jones
     fight I said, Jones is going
to be Champion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198722

Pop a beacon down
     and teleport back to base
the old fashioned way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198723

Edit: He is not
     kicking ass, because he is
chewing bubble gum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198724

But there's no money
     for art, science, and music.
Beautifully written.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198725

Good job It is just
     getting started really, but
so far so good. What?

Score: 0          

Haiku #198726

Don't mind anyone
     who wants the game, they're stupid
and not important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198727

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198728

Easy. I always
     appreciate the older
guys at the parts store.

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Haiku #198729

yes thank you so much!
     This is exactly why you
carry a weapon.

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Haiku #198730

Didn't know anyone
     outside of Winnipeg was
familiar with them.

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Haiku #198731

Which I suppose could
     be considered "receiving
pleasure", in a sense..

Score: 0          

Haiku #198732

As always, if you
     have any other questions,
feel free to ask them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198733

It does seem like you
     hear about this happening more
and more recently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198734

No, the show never
     smacked you in the face and said,
"They're falling in love!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #198735

Heh, when I get bored
     I practice my Archery
on the Salmon racks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198736

looks almost the same
     as st pats in ottawa,
on Aw that's awesome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #198737

I miss that dude, sucks
     he got fucked over by those
abrasive moon rocks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198738

Cuba tried which is
     more than I can say about
the US until now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198739

It could be better,
     but making it easier
is not the answer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198740

They are interesting
     and emotionally complex,
which is appealing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198741

The disappointment
     is getting the best of me
and I can't shake it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198742

I'm barely getting
     into phones now that I can
afford a nice one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198743

When he does this you
     need to reply with the yell
from immigrant song.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198744

This is exactly
     how I want each and every
customer to feel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198745

Something that may look
     fine on screen may seem too small
or big on paper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198746

I'm drinking and I'd
     rather not go down this road,
since I'd never stop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198747

I can only do
     very minimal redstone
builds like doors, and stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198748

And it's further true
     that we don't know what that guy's
life story is like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198749

If not, then you may
     want to research some alloys
or make up your own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198750

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198751

And you watch Brooklyn
     Nine Nine yes? I hope I am
not to late to this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198752

Except, the problem
     is, it's isn't just every
once in a blue moon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198753

The Colts were taking
     advantage of this and just
suffocating them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199040

That decision was
     challenged and defeated not
too long afterwards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199041

I think you should try
     small claims court depending on
the total amount.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199042

Boyfriend didn't tell me
     he got home? Fatal car crash.
Doesn't answer phone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #199043

The real issue lies
     within the Ohio Rights
Group. Poorly managed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199044

It's not something you
     need to do each time you boot
up a computer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #197957

It was purposely
     doing everything it could
to mock its genre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199046

I got a 8x4 large
     piece of canvas, laid it out
on my basement floor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199047

Just added the last
     one, though it's not for blocking
ads to be precise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199049

I doubt the liquor
     store is the best place to buy
all that random food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199051

Adding you now :D
     I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
We must go deeper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199052

Ok, cool, how do
     we do this trade, I don't trade
online usually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199053

Wow I don't know how
     I missed the ring the bell rant.
That was amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199054

You are hung up on
     this **one** woman when there are
**millions** to be had!

Score: 0          

Haiku #199055

(not sure exactly)
     can get out of stuns without
using their trinket.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199056

No one is going
     to mention the amazing
rack on that blonde bitch?

Score: 0          

Haiku #199057

On Christmas morning
     I awoke to my brother
jumping on my bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199058

But his dad being
     shot was probably the second
hardest thing to watch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199059

What an amazing
     shutdown that was, great work OP!
Cardiff I believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199060

People would ask how
     he allowed himself to get
in that position.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199061

Unbelievable!
     And they make a good living
on it, so why stop?

Score: 0          

Haiku #199062

Yes, I love The Jim
     Carroll Band. I have no clue
what the players used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199063

i swear the broncos
     are not that good Can we just
play around the world?

Score: 0          

Haiku #199064

It is reasonable
     to be skeptical until
proof is provided.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199065

Usually, the first
     person in line at the desk
will say, "Excuse Me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #199066

He can pretty much
     tank anything for you mid
game and can wreck stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199067

The only problem
     is it comes in strips that might
not fit your window.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199069

Thank god Amazon's
     Fulfillment system isn't
this inefficient.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199070

[deleted] Sorry,
     Teo, you're never going
to live this one down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199071

Dude you can always
     take them out if you don't like
the outcome. Good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #199072

Yes, she smelled the drink
     and smoke and saw the gun's sharp
frame beneath the bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199073

Now, when you ask him
     to do something, be detailed.
Deep clean the kitchen?

Score: 0          

Haiku #199074

I for one support
     there being a trial, to end
this once and for all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199075

Too bad, you can go
     outside the game to find groups
for end game content.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199076

Good luck. I just got
     one and love it It shouldn't
be opt anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199077

I think his standup
     is very good, but hey, you
don't have to like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199078

"Hurry up and cum"
     Touch screen is great, but nothing
beats a good button.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199079

Once a week? Hell no!
     Even with my messed up back
& hips, nope, never.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199080

I'd be surprised if
     you were right, but I applaud
your work, detective.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199081

Because most of South
     America is run by
Drug Lords and Cartels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164652

I always wished there
     was a way to not kill him,
he just pretty cool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199082

Where do u live where
     you can just go to a store
and buy a cracker?!

Score: 0          

Haiku #199083

You've made that very
     very clear in previous
posts to my content.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199084

And no one's incline
     bench is heavier than their
flat bench, so you're fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199085

Was smacked, can confirm
     I'm with you! The nausea
is the worst for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199086

Put it hour zip code
     and it'll tell you anything
in the area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199087

You *don't* have a right
     to *not* be offended by
idea's or words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199088

We still get to talk
     shit to them, and something good
actually comes of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199089

You must be very
     committed to each other
but the team comes first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199090

You're welcome, if u
     need someone to talk to, feel
free to pm me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199091

In short, yes, we want
     to do matchmaking and base
the game around that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199092

Loosing time is when
     you will have bad teeth and you
will need to treat them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199093

Again, not upper
     class- just someone who believes
in Social Justice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199094

Eyes down, sinner! Yeah,
     you get your prescription from
your optometrist.

Score: 0          


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