Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #195457

Let me either do
     insane damage to their face
or kill all their stuff.

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Haiku #195458

It's a little dull
     I think. There are som really
good songs on it though.

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Haiku #195459

Thousands of protests
     around the country have been
allowed recently.

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Haiku #195460

At the time, I did
     not remember anything,
now it all comes back.

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Haiku #195461

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #195462

Yep A really good
     friend I've since lost contact with.
She showed me the light.

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Haiku #195463

Whatever it is
     harness that passion and get
more involved in it!

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Haiku #195464

I am surprised you
     rank hunter so far below
every other class.

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Haiku #195465

How likely is it,
     that suddenly people lose
their coins left and right?

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Haiku #195466

It would've been less
     frustrating to just never
hear from him again.

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Haiku #195467

And I'm in my 30's.
     And I'd never overtly
defied her before.

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Haiku #195468

Generalizations
     are always false, including
this one Sorry what?

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Haiku #195469

Lately, however,
     there is one thing that really
gets to me like that.

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Haiku #195470

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #195471

So in a way its
     about your legacy, or
how you're remembered.

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Haiku #195472

My point is, if you
     are eating meat, vegetables
are non essential.

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Haiku #195473

No I'm not! Yes, yes
     there was and I can not wait
for it to come out.

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Haiku #195474

And by taught I mean
     just telling stories, no prep
no materials.

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Haiku #195475

It was tedious.
     Well, at this point, we've wandered
far from the issue.

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Haiku #194381

I was told I was
     lucky I was not being
charged with anything.

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Haiku #195476

I'm sorry, i just
     found out about this website.
Thanks for the heads up.

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Haiku #195477

Small building or not,
     he obviously couldn't
ride very well. Whew.

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Haiku #195478

Naked Lunch Bucs should
     go for it just for a fuck
you to caldwell Thanks.

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Haiku #195479

I have a partner
     so something that makes noise is
out of the question.

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Haiku #195480

The last one was black
     and was close to the package
options I wanted.

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Haiku #195481

Congratulations,
     I hope someday I can look
back and say the same.

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Haiku #195482

Sounds like they deserve
     each other anyway. Cam!
He was so open!

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Haiku #195483

Roger that. This is
     when my antique Wedgewood stove
would be a godsend.

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Haiku #195484

Nope No idea
     what the post was but this pic
is hilarious.

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Haiku #195485

Does it help with fat
     loss or just make you look more
dry and vascular?

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Haiku #195486

I wouldn't want you
     to say anything unless
I said anything.

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Haiku #195487

[deleted] How do
     I finish a leve before
the timer is out?

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Haiku #195488

Your budget may be
     as you outlined, but what is
your spending? Yikes. No.

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Haiku #195489

I think it could help
     to watch films like Do the Right
Thing and Baby Boy.

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Haiku #195490

You are not spending
     time working on the business,
but in the business.

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Haiku #195491

So enlighten me,
     what security issues
are there? Please tell me.

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Haiku #195492

"Liberal" and "left" mean
     different things in the US than
the rest of the world.

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Haiku #195493

Playing like dog shit.
     They do realize the season
rides on this game right?

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Haiku #195494

I think most of them
     probably wonder what it would
be like. Mavs fan here.

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Haiku #195495

So this is the Rams
     team that decided to show
up today. Thank you!

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Haiku #195496

Next Level tactics
     Can you tell me more about
this garlic soup please?

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Haiku #195498

Same goes for a large
     number of women these days.
Nope. They did good there.

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Haiku #195499

This is our moment.
     Don't take it from us, we are
close to an answer.

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Haiku #195500

It works perfectly
     if they're on rocks or dirt but
not on a doorway.

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Haiku #195501

It constantly lets
     you know how unloved you are,
even though you aren't.

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Haiku #195502

Would not recommend
     to a friend after living
there for a full year.

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Haiku #195503

So I called, new store
     called my manager, we filled
out a form, and bam.

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Haiku #195504

Best to just probably
     ignore it as if nothing
happened and live on.

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Haiku #195505

the bathrooms aren't right
     next to each other. Alright.
Just let me know then.

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Haiku #195506

North Bennet Street School.
     I'm in the preservation
carpentry program.

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Haiku #195507

And tell your boyfriend
     to stop asking if it makes
you flip out so hard.

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Haiku #195508

Make sure your router
     doesn't have the "static IP"
setting enabled.

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Haiku #195509

I don't like waiting.
     I'm in exactly the same
spot at the present.

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Haiku #195510

This line of thinking
     pops up almost every time
posts like this are made.

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Haiku #195511

You can even see
     my nails in the up close shot!
Where can i get one?????

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Haiku #195512

Jesus Munnerlyn.
     Someone stuff some smelling salt
in his fucking face.

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Haiku #195513

I live in a small
     town where alcoholism
is a big issue.

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Haiku #195514

vs Tennessee
     in the Music City Bowl.
Hey!!! Thank you so much!!!!

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Haiku #195515

DO NOT USE A FAKE
     TO BOARD A PLANE! Could you get
away with it? Sure.

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Haiku #195516

I would completely
     remove the current matchmaking
system if I could.

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Haiku #195517

I can't really come
     up with much information
on any of them.

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Haiku #195728

How not? Their one loss
     was to the best team, by far,
and as time expired.

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Haiku #195729

I visit one or
     the other every night. WHY.
ARE. WE. RUNNING. SCREENS.

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Haiku #195730

How much should we use,
     and how much does the world need
to do it's own thing?

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Haiku #195731

I'll carve it somewhere!!!
     I'LL CARVE IT ON MY FOREARM!!!
Thanks! You are welcome!

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Haiku #195732

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #195733

Comparing loses
     is so fucking stupid next
to comparing wins.

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Haiku #195734

[deleted] German
     map camp.... Easy solution?
Soviet Build queue.

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Haiku #195735

it is taken though.
     Can't get to the shop which is
really annoying.

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Haiku #195736

THAT'S THE HOLIDAY
     SPIRIT, FUCK THE BEACH BOYS!!! Oh,
most definitely.

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Haiku #195737

Defense is playing
     lights out, AGAIN and Hoyer
is still hot garbage.

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Haiku #195738

Pretty sure that's it.
     It was like they thought they were
bashing a structure.

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Haiku #195739

but that's how the put
     the mind control drugs in you!
and the tracking chips!!

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Haiku #195740

HUE^10. Now we need some
     contest though- Take the one you
just lost Pirating.

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Haiku #195741

Not sure how customs
     in AU would handle that tho?
Immediately.

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Haiku #195742

Why would you just buy
     uprights if you knew you would
need safety catches?

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Haiku #195743

We are currently
     in that latter of that stage,
and it's a damned shame.

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Haiku #195745

Sorry, I guess you're
     all human to and there are
lots of great people.

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Haiku #195746

yes it is very
     Wonder if he will actually
try to use it then.

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Haiku #195747

Even if you were
     to post "Lol" or "Thank
you", or "Oh. Okay.

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Haiku #195748

Terrible thread too.
     [deleted] far from best team
in the world there bud.

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Haiku #195749

I definitely
     thought this was going to end
with the kid dying.

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Haiku #195750

Just moving closer
     to the router and it should
be fine. I'll add you.

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Haiku #195751

Seems so rare to get
     good deals here. Damn that is huge.
How big? c'mon Fitz.

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Haiku #195752

Asked this in the what
     are you reading thread, but didn't
get an answer there.

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Haiku #195753

I approve. Well both
     my grandmother's died before
I was born. You JERK!

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Haiku #195754

Cats seem to rule it.
     Comcast ruins it for you.
There's a lot of porn.

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Haiku #195755

I realized "Santa's"
     handwriting was exactly
the same as my dad's.

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Haiku #195756

BBC has fought
     against tougher opponents
and has pulled some wins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195757

You beat the other
     team and have the same record,
you're the champion.

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Haiku #195758

You can attack, you
     can move, but you shouldn't be
able to do both.

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Haiku #195759

No one was having
     any discussion which would
warrant this comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195760

Wow, is that your voice?
     It sounds really amazing,
totally awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195761

Not the sugary
     stuff from the supermarket,
but a nice rich brew.

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Haiku #195762

There are feelings but
     I can't really express them,
but I'll try. It's sad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195763

The photograph is
     beautiful, looks like an ad.
What camera was used?

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Haiku #195764

"Ugh, fucking peasant
     console controller, I can't
stoop to that level".

Score: 0          

Haiku #195766

She also wasn't
     the one who proposed using
sex as an option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195767

Joystick in the right.
     Not as stupid as you might
think, you should try it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195768

Thanks for answering,
     but that's part of the problem,
I can't format it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195769

Build location is
     essentially a proxy
for build quality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195770

Ever. Your not his
     personal butler which seems
to be what he thinks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #195771

And calling people
     "idiots" is generally
not tolerated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195772

If this removal
     was in error, please message
the moderators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195773

Also I think red
     gates remain vanilla, while
blue gates are custom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195774

Would you mind linking
     to the specific title
you're referring to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #195775

Do you develop
     on the server or why do
you do such a check?

Score: 0          

Haiku #195776

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195777

He later told me
     that he always had a crush
on me in high school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195778

*he replies, lifting
     the trunk up slightly to push
his chain underneath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195779

In this case, fast fall
     after the laser and shield
next to his spinner.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195780

Or, have head bands, hair
     scarves or stylish hats to wear
on that threshold day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195781

It was all over
     the hallway and of course right
in front of my door.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195782

I would suggest you
     have more specific details
in future posts dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195783

You get to decide
     what kind of person you want
to grow up to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195784

in geology
     Does this mean you think about
the meaning of rock?

Score: 0          

Haiku #195785

Well, by that logic,
     nobody is ethnically
east Asian, either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195786

I want to express
     my amusement but a laugh
just doesn't happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195787

Weird, it doesn't look
     Polish Sportsmanship isn't
written in the rules.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195788

In high school I would
     have a big glass of orange
juice every morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195789

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195790

I've been to dog parks
     and had other dogs jump up
on me and my dog.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195791

I MEAN STALE SAUSAGE!
     I'll go eat some government
issued stale sausage!

Score: 0          

Haiku #195792

There is no such thing
     as an anarchist which is
not a socialist.

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Haiku #195793

Plot twist -I'm actually
     Obama I even gassed
by chlorine before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195794

I did! That's great news.
     I will be on the lookout
for the message. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195795

I know that keeping
     busy is really going
to be my best bet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195796

Try putting bell boots
     or overreach boots on him
and see if that helps?

Score: 0          

Haiku #195797

The joy of saving
     your soldiers and the bonds you
might create with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195798

That statement means it's
     that way in every single
state no matter what.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196012

I was the guy who
     mops after the scene, really
ruined sex for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196013

What is stopping you
     from saying no when someone
offers you a drink?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196014

Does worst advice come
     with some kind of an award?
BOB: "Relax, relax."

Score: 0          

Haiku #196015

Then you want more, you
     start checking the floor if you
dropped any. You didn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196016

I know that doesn't
     mean a lot right now, but I'm
happy that happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196017

Who cares about them?
     They knew they were risking their
lives coming over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196018

I was just saying
     I don't think it is required
is all. Here we go...

Score: 0          

Haiku #196019

For those who remain
     exposed, they can easily
get banned and they know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196020

But simply willing
     that to be the case right now
doesn't make it so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196021

Reduce the abuse.
     What if we need it some time
down the road? Who knows?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196022

If you see inside
     one of their houses you will
know right away why....

Score: 0          

Haiku #196023

Alternatively,
     you can put shells on yourself
and punch to victory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196024

Not sure how I feel
     about that since I've always
wanted to run more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196025

do you have jobs lined
     up or are you working on
that when you get there?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196026

-The Sparrow (probably)
     Well, obviously the stork
brought it. Duh. What size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196027

I've heard that flowers
     are always good for women.
DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!

Score: 0          

Haiku #196028

Snuck into the tomb.
     Putrid flesh clings to bone still.
Gone by morning time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196029

Miss that too. Agree.
     The story of the first one
was really awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196030

Porn flows plentiful,
     and also cat videos.
Either way, I came.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196031

It contains better
     textures, model replacements,
music choice and more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196032

Don't make a game where
     I can win by spawn camping
and I won't do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196033

Also so we don't
     have to re image it if
something dumb happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196034

It's hard to tell from
     the pictures if you used flour
or corn tortillas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196035

They only ever
     want to cut income, corporate
and estate taxes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196036

It's vague indeed, but
     what else could it be, Sarah
stepping on a bug?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196037

Removing pylons,
     on the other hand, isn't
something I would want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196038

Is Tesla even
     planning for the lithium
in its batteries?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196039

Shit! (picks up paper
     towel to stop the bleeding) Those
are his exact words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196040

If it was real stairs
     you'd get stopped on every step,
not just at the top.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196041

The next sandwich will
     make the car turn into Found
On Road Dead Taurus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196042

Just as expected!
     It's just the window. I lived
with my two best friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196043

Just because both are
     third person and have guns does
not make them the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196044

Hendricks succeeded
     in doing something that no
man had done in years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196045

Cable companies
     pay huge amounts of money
to carry networks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196046

They were delivered
     last week and they look awesome.
Highly recommend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196047

Thanks, all, for your thoughts.
     I fucking hate when they don't
show the penalties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196048

They move the goal posts.
     They play dumb. They twist your words
and act offended.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196049

Learning from others
     will get you farther faster
than anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196050

Have a drink on me.
     So I guess they're not gonna
show the penalty?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196051

There is a difference
     between the "most deserving"
team and the best team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196052

The Eastern playoffs
     could be the most wide open
race we've seen in years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196053

They seemed a little
     overwhelmed and maybe not
used to bar tending?

Score: 0          

Haiku #196054

Still was quite a good
     game anyways I really
enjoy Gabriel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196055

They're good for days two
     and three after a wash when
your hair feels dirty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196056

Single payer would
     have kept many employees
full time at walmart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196057

My cat's real name is
     Dirty Butt, because that's what
my grandpa named him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196058

I collect skulls but
     the idea behind those
heads made my skin crawl.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196059

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196060

I guess I could be
     biased in that I never
played the game before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196061

If it's the former
     he probably doesn't deserve
his physics degree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196062

Put Vick in the game.
     Well it really depends on
what you're trying to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196063

Makes me really sad
     to think of the disservice
the film did the book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196064

I love that lipstick
     on you and that double wing
is freaking gorgeous!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #196065

Guys get hurt, there is
     such a thing as a career
ending injury.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196066

Still not very good
     at this but use the landscape
to your advantage.

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Haiku #196067

They told me the last
     time I went that my gums were
looking much better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196068

This fumble make up
     for the rush defense so far
this game. Holy shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #194533

I only ever
     want to be a boon to you
and never a drain.

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Haiku #196069

So when do you plan
     on moving to Somalia?
What is your background?

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Haiku #196070

If you're rich, I think
     everyone wants a magic
rooster for christmas!

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Haiku #196071

Scratch that. Wasn't sealed
     all the way, spaghetti all
over the floor now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196072

You betrayed yourself.
     WHAT THE FUCK GREG?! ARE YOU DRUNK???
Sweep the leg Johnny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196073

Raid matchmaking is
     bad for the health of the game.
More vault space isn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196075

PREPARE YOUR OOZES
     AND BIG GAME HUNTERS. THE MECH
WARS BEGIN. Fuck yeah!!!

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Haiku #196076

Hollywood and hit
     TV series and their new
seasons play their part.

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Haiku #196077

Must be atheists.
     SA considers atheists
to be terrorists.

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Haiku #196078

Yes I understand
     that the Redskins' struggles go
beyond the head coach.

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Haiku #196079

Censorship is not
     something that can only be
done by governments.

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Haiku #196362

I've tamed a couple
     birds and have a few tricks up
my sleeve. Read to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196363

This requires having
     the discipline over what
you spend money on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196364

dead link God forbid
     someone having a different
opinion than you.

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