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Its hardly a stretch
     to say "millions" of those are
unemployed by choice.

Often times people's
     cards decline and then things start
to take forever.

Good match. [deleted]
     When you press false does the game
call bullshit on you?

Malaria is
     actually a more prominent
threat than ebola.

I smoked for years all
     because I was acting out
against the control.

Will look up when not
     on mobile, for now, went through
and approved your posts.

[deleted] This goes
     pretty well with Merry Go
by Kevin MacLeod.

Yeah, I think you might
     like it, then, so long as you
don't mind subtitles.

sure hope so. thank you!
     A choice has been made either
way by someone else.

It'd be much more
     impressive to see that done
on wet slimy rocks.

I think it's supposed
     to be slightly gentler than
the black sugar, too.

I feel like I would
     still be guilty if I was
homeless on the street.

More often than not
     I bottle it up and try
to get on with things.

I've been here for three
     years and have seen numerous
leadership changes.

What is it that holds
     their insight back that does not
hold your insight back?

What process do you
     use to overcome your fear
and anxiety?

Original beef
     n' cheddar and curly fries
makes my panties wet.

Now that's funny, but
     from their twisted perspective,
you may be correct.

Best wishes. I wish
     I could help you, you're going
through deep shit right now.

I wish I could help
     you, you're going through deep shit
right now. Stay strong, man.

I've seen some of these
     before and it's nice to see
the whole collection.

I think cooking does
     far too much good to ever
go completely raw).

Everyone either
     absolutely loves the look,
or despises it.

When your opponent
     took the damage I would still
just play Falconer.

Few months ago, went
     from regular bus rider
to full time cyclist.

Have you tried doing
     interceptions with only
that weapon equipped??

I've got four minutes
     before the end of the DAT,
and my mind is dead.

Damn that sucks. Can't wait
     to see him come back and play
for the both of them.

(Well... sometimes we are
     able to find a super
slow open network.

Neither the Daily
     News or Post say anything
about school busses.

RAISE HELL WITH THE LOAN
     OFFICER'S MANAGER OR
BROKER ON RECORD.

Maybe my reading
     comprehension is off but
I'm not seeing it.

You then ask me if
     I talk to other Christians
about the bible.

She tried to turn things
     around but there were other
witnesses as well.

He was chill and made
     sure everyone understood
before moving on.

Only jokingly
     and only because her phone
is ancient. We laugh.

To ruin your day
     She also does the whole "men
prefer fat chicks" thing.

Not being stupid
     enough to think this work on
cards with ink like this.

Most importantly,
     it's a request to COME ON!!!
and SHOW ME YA MOVES!!!!

Like I said we don't
     limit participation
because we want to.

A bit insulting.
     Must be some leftover files
during the update.

I just tried it out
     for fun but found it to be
really powerful.

Since no one else is
     commenting, I'll try to kick
off some discussion.

now just nobody
     get hurt, and lets get the fuck
out of manhattan.

Any Nicholas Sparks
     based movie. So over it.
Most have the same plot.

No response is just
     the best way to minimize
damage on your end.

You're just a moron
     if you think the Players are
doing more than Mike.

All bullshit aside,
     it was awesome and this is
my favorite as well.

as he delivered
     the final blow, I felt like
"HELL YEAH FOR AGRO!"

Any ideas??
     [deleted] I pick things up
and I put them down.

That happens pretty
     rarely, but I love those threads
when they do happen.

He was elderly.
     Give a man some food and he'll
be begging for more.

"We're not too far gone,
     we get to come back!" EDIT:
But not Sam. He's dead.

In languages like
     French that have gender, you pick
up unconsciously.

Yeah, I think we can
     all agree the paycheck was
too big to pass up.

People say stuff like
     'Fucking Brilliant' in English
all the time as well.

Would you be able
     to trade over to the main
game once it comes out?

Great work! I really
     appreciate you taking
the time to do this.

If you were to do
     something stupid there, word would
spread just as fast. Tithe.

Hilarious clip.
     Now maybe you could explain
why you disagree?

I also don't know
     if that is only at her
location or not.

When you use chewing
     tobacco, it makes you spit.
And it's disgusting.

In trying to get them
     to compete, I had turned them
against each other.

Is there a friend or
     family member that would be
willing to take him?

It was shut down due
     to budget cuts most likely...
Did you have the sauce?

Maybe this sudden
     support is meant to let you
know they've come around?

I'm gonna use these
     ideas when I get back
to work on Monday.

Any chance you'd part
     with some flavors you didn't like?
I'm in need of juice.

Otherwise, we'd all
     appreciate it if you
make good on your bet.

I almost asked him
     if he had any Allen
Edmonds in the bag.

But you went farther
     and individually judged
others over it.

You should also be
     prepared for them to say "that's
just what we expect".

They look a lot like
     Goat did last year. Spiders took
care of my problem.

They have some really
     interesting colors and are
reasonably priced!

Actually yes, since drift
     racers don't make millions like
F1 and NASCAR does.

"Order of my Butt
     Serpent" was a fun rep guide
to read No, for me.

I'm going to try
     coconut oil tomorrow
night, see how that goes.

The people who are
     Mormon are diverse and can't
be grouped, this is true.

Gray's Anatomy
     is a great, overlooked one
from the Collection.

Wow, seriously
     you must overpay for just
about everything.

probably my only
     game in jersey this season.
pretty excited.

I think there is some
     variation depending
on where they are made.

He can casually
     destroy small countries and is
faster than lightning.

Or dance and have fun,
     genuinely have fun, not
simulated fun.

Talent is one thing,
     performance and results are
another Thank you!

Gilbert Arenas?
     Thank you, I appreciate
your help and response.

I just meant between
     Field Level and Lower View
I'd take Field Level.

From there, you can start
     doing Weekly Heroics,
Nightfall, and the raid.

What's really awesome
     is that I am really pale
and I have blue eyes.

The laws created
     were the mistake, their repeal
is the solution.

Never have I cringed
     so hard for a tv show.
Thought I had... fixed now.

I can't imagine
     my crazy ex not wanting
to come murder me.

I was told it would
     grow out of the tank, and then
be fine. Is this wrong?

yep yep yep I hope
     the dude died. I always do.
Use baby talk too.

Check them every once
     in a while to ensure they're
not getting too long!

Let me get the knife
     That's like the most beautiful
neighborhood ever.

Many people do
     understand the book, we just
don't care about him.

"What I'm saying is,
     Christians would say evil is
the result of sin.

You couldn't give me
     football baseball or soccer
or any of that.

Also, play snowball
     champions that have a large
impact in the game.

Lastly, every lane
     and every role and every
champion can ward.

makes me want to watch
     the entire film in one
sitting lol.

anyone feel like
     our second unit performs
better than the first?

Quinn murders people,
     the incentive for revenge
there is much greater.

Ok, fair enough.
     That's good reasoning. (I'm from
Indiana, too!

She hates her privates
     being touched, and doesn't touch
mine unless I beg.

I got an awesome
     portal scarf at the valve store!
Can't wait to wear it!!!

The hops help preserve
     your beer Statistically, yes.
Apparently, no.

preferably the male
     because it's much more simple
and reversible.

If I wanna work
     tomorrow, I will go in.
If not, then I won't.

I'd be interested
     in hearing commentary
from someone who is.

Kind of holding out
     for more functionality
one day on this end.

Or, just. Stay aware.
     Be aware. Learn this lesson.
It's a "shit test". Yup.

"satirical star
     studded all female look" No.
women aren't funny.

You mean once per short
     rest, which in some adventures
can mean once per fight.

Wow, more fucking shit.
     Shame for Matt Irwin Rated!
Thanks for stopping by!

[deleted] Let's ease
     up on the quick reactions...
I feel bad for her.

She's either fucking
     with you or planning to fuck
you imminently.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

The K just looks like
     some evil space station from
the aerial views.

Only on agreed
     "conscience votes" do members get
to vote as they choose.

I'm not disgruntled
     or anything, it's just not
for me anymore.

Maybe it's something
     that will be beneficial
for you to play out.

If she's spending her
     time under furniture, she's
still scared. Give her time.

She looks around, but
     is almost afraid to touch
anything at all.

por que no los dos?
     Yeah officer I met him
on the Internet.

That joke was made whilst
     I was in his TS, no
need to get angry.

If you have any
     interest, I can give you some
great methods for stock.

Water Proof lining
     for the backpack, You talking
about fat girls right?

ORLY? Whereabouts?
     His video for Hard Time
is fucking Jesus.

Chen threw good pitches
     this inning but Royals got
lucky TWICE ...not you!

I'd rather her just
     go cold or just say we can't
be friends for reasons.

Ask the grocery store
     cashier and everyone who
lives near you. Tootsie.

On the internet.
     Let's do this. The movie rocked.
Oh shit, yeah. You're right.

Guess anyone can
     be bullied and anyone
can be a bully.

I do hope you will
     understand what I was trying
to tell you one day.

Richard Jefferson.
     He wasn't "really really
good", but he was good.

I typically wear
     shorts under the towel, in case
you were wondering.

It ultimately
     makes no real difference whether
or not you respond.

You pretty much get
     all the important details
from that one sentence..

It has been to long.
     No worries though, I'm always
lurking on your posts!

Hi can you help me
     with the Halloween event
with same clams and coins?

I just feel like it's
     devolved into a talking
point at this point though.

Buying my daughter
     clothing when she (or my wife)
aren't around feels weird.

But with this I can
     feel your flow almost as if
you were speaking it.

Trust me, just because
     one guy hurts you doesn't mean
that every guy will.

I saw this happen!
     I was super confused when
he just walked away.

If so, that means all
     five of your packs you bought were
part of the same batch.

I mean, can't you just
     be happy that the thing you
used to like is cool?

A! U! S! A! U!
     S! A! U! S! A! U! S!
A! U! S! A! U!

Eh give them some time...
     Implement some breaks this year,
see how it works out.

A lot of people
     take this game (and a loss) WAY
too seriously.

No wonder it sucks.
     People cannot even see
what is wrong with it.

I like your effort
     at using big words but please
work on the small ones.

Oh, I see. I'm just
     going off the box score since
I can't watch the game.

Try not to make us
     feel to jealous by saying
how awesome it is.

Otherwise air show
     guests would all need serious
hearing protection.

I'm going to bet
     that someone drives out of their
way for that mailbox.

Send me a pm
     with an email or number.
Also not a fact.

Oh boy! No wonder
     the VIA nano servers
are so much cheaper.

Use this as your last
     hope unless someone agrees
with me. get them all.

No more doubters, son.
     It needs an enormous dong
dragging on the ground.

Cool beans. Good to see
     Bisping has made money though,
deserves it imo.

Show some respect If
     he was European he'd
already be banned.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I wouldn't ban it,
     but for me I personally
would never use this.

Someone will always
     be more skilled, have better toys,
or have more money.

The speaker, maybe?
     I don't trust that fool as far
as I can throw him.

Bear with us, we're just
     trying to have a little fun
like everyone else!

The detractors seem
     to be against the method
but not the message.

All friends? My channel
     only has two subscribers
and they are both me.

at the first glance You
     know, the truly ironic
thing about Bunny?

One player can get
     as many penalties called
on him as he wants.

Also did he call
     for back up or did any
other cops show up?

If you train people
     right, and show them respect you
get great employees.

Dude came back three times
     in one night to repeat his
message to Joe Smith.

Just look to common
     opponents and it'll tell you
all you need to know.

Huh. When I see him
     in pubs he definitely
struggles to find farm.

Sounds like Ghost Rider.
     Ok, me too, thanks!! Did you
check your grounding points?

I definitely
     know the feeling, but you can't
let things get to you.

Everyone involved
     in this conversation is
acting like a child.

Including myself.
     Your stress relief turned into
my stress relief, thanks.

Very minimal
     expenses since there is no
building to maintain.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

where is the PC?
     Well this is awkward. I own
that book already.

Are this about three
     times a day for a long time.
Never gained a pound.

She's still a female,
     why do your parents even
need to know? Not bad.

I always really
     liked the line from "Did You Hear
about the Morgans".

At least he didn't fall
     and hit himself on the head.
That's always a plus.

Alternately, use
     events that attract people
with common interests.

The time of travel
     is the only thing you'll need
to handle yourself.

Too bad everyone
     just adds a bunch of sugar
to make up for it.

SAT, etc.)
     That makes me feel a little
better about things.

If you play and don't
     study, I imagine you
could lose for a while.

Resisting arrest
     and assaulting a police
officer are crimes.

Women can be just
     as idiotic about
this topic as men.

Except our clan all
     has the same emblems You will
need some other squad.

You know things are bad
     when a bog mummy's skin looks
better than your own.

"They" have been saying
     that for years because "they" just
want to sell more jeans!

But apparently
     impossible to service,
so there's that. with love?

She would spit at me.
     The male was much nicer but
oh so fat and huge.