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It gets *bad* because
     there's just no deviating
from the formula.

I'll probably still go
     see it though because I like
to torture myself.

By this it becomes
     obvious that government
cannot create wealth.

Definitely this.
     For me, the lower back or
side will do as well.

HOLY SHIT I was
     actually trying to remember
the name of this game!!

No, you were pretty
     clearly attacking the poll.
Read your post again.

I figure that since
     i'm gonna walk it, I might
as well run the 5k.

Point is, they can be
     used for more than just spying
and blowing shit up.

Strip club!!!!!! [deleted]
     I'm actually considering
reserving some time.

Legal. Not murder,
     unless the soldier being
killed has surrendered.

It basically worked
     the same way when people left
the building again.

Lol. I bet
     you play solo top and don't
buy wards at all, right?

If there's a better
     way to start the day, I'm sure
I haven't seen it.

It might not have been
     as much as he deserved, but
at least he was caught.

So thank you! Would you
     happen to know a good place
to register them?

I say that they **do**
     have good reason to dislike
the United States.

He worked at a shop
     I visited frequently
and I knew him well.

Don't put up with it,
     please, for your sake and your kids'.
You deserve better!

Ow Holy Boys from
     Brazil! The pipe gets you high
and solves your munchies.....

It proves you exist,
     and so therefore, by your own
arguments, you don't.

Thanks for your insight!
     No, just loved looking at maps
when I was a kid.

This is a very
     intriguing case that I'd love
to hear more about.

my thoughts exactly,
     that's what all my buddies down
here have been saying.

I think we're dealing
     with a BIG FAT PHONY Pan's
Labyrinth. I'm *dead*.

I actually had no
     idea he considered
himself socialist.

Most of the time, there
     are other more pertinent
things to talk about.

not the first time I've
     heard that what makes you think it?
You sound like a child.

And communicate.
     Just ask women what they like.
And try different things.

I find it really
     good (now that I have it set
up as I like it).

Most plastic surgeons
     are horrible tit sculptors.
Why are you butt hurt?

I'm thinking about
     getting something similar
for my legacy.

I find that I can
     even do it for movies
that I've never seen.

She threw his keys out
     after he had already
begun beating her.

You can find the mod
     on the workshop and maybe
message the author?

I say keep those nukes
     fucking Russia still has them
pointing them at us.

At that point, it is
     more like a record, because
the format is fixed.

I think I'm going
     to get a Gary Roberts
Leaf jersey. GARY!

It doesn't matter
     what you can turn on or off
from outside the game.

Thanks. It's usually
     allowed until one person
gains the upper hand.

I'm not clear on what
     there is to gain from it, from
their own perspective.

Any idea
     if vehicles and tents are
saving on resets?

I had a teacher
     say that boys are worse behaved
and do worse in school.

They banned me a long
     time ago because I was
"unwilling to learn".

Did anyone else
     notice that she called him Mike
at least once in there?

If the additions
     help with that, then I don't think
there is a problem.

It's hilarious
     and creepy how devoted
she can get. But, damn.

Sorry I wasn't
     any help, but I'm glad you
found a solution.

I would totally
     mount that. What have you started.
Oh god... Added. Thanks!

Nope, you got one right!
     8kilos of cocaine planted
somewhere in ur car.

Well maybe not years,
     but more than a week like games
are today. Hoy Shit.

Oh man this looks sweet.
     If this data is correct
I can't freaking wait.

[deleted] You should
     have handcuffed him then pepper
sprayed him in the face.

She slapped me then laughed
     and slammed the door in my face.
THE NERVE OF THAT CUNT!

If you aren't in court
     for a criminal case you
don't NEED a lawyer.

Well I have spare ram
     laying around, should I just
switch them out and try?

OMG, IT'S LIKE
     HE WAS JUST HERE. I COULD FEEL
IT. HIS LONG SOFT HAIR.

But i really can't.
     this is too much of a huge
topic to answer.

Fair enough. Ask them
     for some "gas money". Anal?
baby arm Good points.

"Women" like this are
     making the dating scene shit
for the rest of us.

Everyone who gets
     offended by it should give
their head a wobble.

Then what species was
     Ghandi?" it's genius. from bob
the ball. Exactly!

Well, did you listen
     to him reasoning about
why he changed his mind?

Silly Doctor, you're
     supposed to cook the pork chops
before you eat them.

[deleted] You don't
     even have to say the name.
Everybody knows.

They're not the fancy
     advanced sets, they're unique sets
made by the public.

That should keep you from
     plateauing Three babies fall
out of an airplane.

I'll pick up the teams
     jock strap as long as I get
that six figure check!

They are called Keck Clips...
     You can get them in plastic
or metal as well.

Really parody
     is the only way people
can tell the truth now.

I value being
     kind in my every day life,
my physical world.

and worked out a time
     that worked for them both he would
have been good to go.

I'm sorry if you
     don't see what's wrong, but I can't
keep trying to show you.

In fact, Vlad is not
     in the gaming industry
at all anymore.

Yeah, no. They never
     cut the scenes because they were
never even filmed.

Islam, for instance,
     is extremely strict with those
who quit, they kill them.

I have played a few
     correspondence games, and seem
to do well with those.

I'm glad you're alive
     and have a good attitude
about the whole thing.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
     I'll understand if you don't
want to keep writing.

What? So it's okay
     to block an entire lane
with your idling car?

Do you ever stop
     and think to yourself that you
could be a zombie?

:D yes, both is great.
     but you shouldn't HAVE to use
drugs to be happy.

These situations
     don't help a person, they just
make them crazier.

The European
     banks took a risk by lending
the Greek government.

agreed I had no
     idea helicopters
hit these kind of speeds.

It's surprisingly
     easy when you *really* don't
want to do it, though.

Not much. But, if you
     combine that with everything...
you're looking at what?

And what on earth does
     any of that have to do
with my argument?

Commit crime, get put
     in jail, receive free healthcare
from the government.

One day I will be
     able to afford to buy
pizza for people.

I still feel that Jones
     would pretty quickly finish
Davis. Good points, tho.

Most of the time, I'll
     save the creative riding
for after work though.

A wise man once said,
     "You don't win friends with salad."
Done poorly that is.

Not sure a hotel
     would let you leave a monkey.
Damn, can we trade lives?

Because I don't think
     I've taken my birth control
in two or three days.

The article just
     seems like someone who doesn't
like the A's at all.

Ten years on, my friends
     still give me shit about this.
How about black ops?

I understand what
     you're saying but I'm just not
sure I can do it.

How do you even
     forget to pull down your pants
to piss? Come on now.

It's the only way.
     [deleted] [deleted] Trips
decide what to do.

I don't think there is
     any official release
date at the moment.

we must bring the war
     to space. america, ho!
Honey, you're *gorgeous*.

I went back to look
     at it after and it was
the shell left behind.

This is killing me!
     Tell us already! I am
extremely jealous!

Short sleeve button up
     shirts suck though. Retired? Ok.
Bowler? Ok. Fat?

There's a line I live
     by and it works in this case:
*"It's not rejection.

It's fine." Tornados,
     for people who live here, are
anecdotal "Oh!

I cannot believe
     you clean your shit after or
before every use!

SO BRAVE Personally
     I thought it was a pretty
mediocre film.

I love the game, but
     hate all rude people playing.
I know that feel bro.

I have no issue
     with marriage, its good for some
and not for others.

Fucking carpet legs.
     Can you have them make me one
while they're at it, too?

Doesn't that just mean
     you can compare both numbers
apples to apples?

Ron Paul will not get
     the nomination, and his
age is an issue.

They don't have any
     Sony monitor cans there
anymore at least?

If your answer is
     "no" or "I don't know," then you
are an atheist.

Yes, you probably would.
     Very true. Maybe you'll see.
I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY!

I had a few, but
     I accidentally fell
through my own portal.

A lot of what you
     say has been uttered before,
and a lot hasn't.

The US would be forced
     to intervene to protect
Israel?! Fuck that shit.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
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BILL! BILL! Very true.

What would they rather
     have us do, abandon our
dead in the ditches?

Probably the greatest
     single feat of live music
I've ever witnessed.

I wish I had some!
     You do realize that your post
is drama also?

Do you go to church?
     Do you believe the bible
is the word of god?

Although I suppose
     pit stop league is better than
retirement home.

I miss my chums too!
     They don't let you stay in bed
and sulk. The backyard.

RES tagged as "little
     poop people" There can be huge
discrepancies, though.

I woke up gasping,
     sweaty, shaking, and my heart
was beating so fast.

I agree. I've been
     to one hockey game and vowed
never to go back.

[deleted] Even
     if that were true, it doesn't
make the story true.

Martin Luther King,
     Jr. certainly would be
proud to see this day.

I get your point, but
     you didn't clarify at all
his comparison.

[deleted] I work
     out after losses, blow off
steam and all that jazz.

Even if you don't
     stream and just talk to yourself
you'll become better.

...or so I've been told.
     Is Bruce ready yet? i grew
up there, so a lot.

History, and even
     the Bible, shows that people
have failed every time.

So again, why would
     he test the Israelites or
mankind as a whole?

the sounds were so hot.
     i love it. did i rape her?
did i murder her?

you have a harder
     time submitting the guy if
he smells like pickles.

But you will never
     get to have fun unless you
are on the dance floor.

I feel like Whitson
     is straight up trolling the LAS
with this article.

Got it. /s Clearly
     you've never ass fucked yourself
with a cucumber.

Is it a little
     messed up for your character
to be called Fat Neil?

I thought according
     to Apocalypse(2011), they are
related by blood.

Best part is when you're
     going 50mph it flies
right back in your face.

Most people do not
     want that in their homes, but some
people do like them.

Or a guitarist.
     Nice! I think this is the best
way to get a gun.

It's a crime against
     humanity and it should
be treated as such.

Shoot me a PM.
     I'm happy to lend an ear
for a bit tonight.

I like the region,
     but hate some of the changes
the gen brought.

Wait how do they know
     who the best candidate is?
This sounds pretty loose.

I look at my mom,
     and yell you are not my mom.
You are not my mom.

My goal is to make
     music that touches people
deeply and richly.

THAT'S IT... OR IS IT?
     That is really it. No more
haikus here at all.

That is really it.
     No more haikus here at all.
No hidden ones... heh...

I will not bribe you.
     Because I am simply poor.
I need games for free!

Quick, say something mean
     so my ego gets confused!
You're both idiots.

Okay so i was
     listening to strung out by bar
nine when i saw this.

If someone offers
     you criticism, ignore
the fuck out of it.

Well I still don't see
     how that's a reason to mock
what someone believes.

Here's where I fail though.
     I lose more than I win, by
quite a big margin.

I just let it grow.
     I believe it's a white oak.
It has rounded leaves.

-Iron the two front
     sides next, carefully ironing
between the buttons.

Looked to me more like
     she was just struggling to hear
what he was saying.

Might be why I don't
     want a family of my own.
That's where I met him!

At the very least
     I can't wait until he comes
back to us next year.

so I think there can
     easily be fish that school
with other species.

Actually, I didn't know
     about Tom Preston until
I posted this here.

And, honestly, you
     have no idea how long
man has been around.

Unfortunately,
     it isn't used much, hence why
he needed the socks.

Since I don't believe
     in a god, there is no point
to our existence.

The midsection does
     happen to be where you want
to tackle someone.

You can't honestly
     think you're the only person
to have these problems.

WOULD SEX. Do they taste
     like lucky charms marshmallows
or generic crap?

Did rabbis suck off
     the bleeding stump when a Jew
gets an arm torn off?

Just because it's not
     the worst song I've ever heard
doesn't mean it's good.

They expect a tithe
     from their members but so do
all churches. really?

It's designed for kids,
     includes everything you need
in a clean install.

They are the same length
     as a California King
and cost a lot less.

Everyone just needs
     to remember that we are
all on the same team.

Sometimes it would take
     many, many hours to get
everyone's corpse back.

That and with her shoes
     you would have to keep your head
down and place your steps.

If you didn't know this,
     you can add the link in RES
along with the tag.

If the doctor says
     specifically "this one" then
ok, fair enough.

Place on plate. Press cream
     cheese side of bagel onto
the plate of bacon.

Avoid at all cost.
     If with honey, then the whole
bear, or just the head?

Okay! Thanks a bunch,
     that'll be great to carry
around my army!

When escalators
     were first invented I am
sure people did this.

That being said, yea
     what the hell is the cocaine
guy doing with it?

Parking tickets are
     easy to get if you don't
know what you're doing.