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I have a couple
     collars, but we haven't picked
one together yet.

They are extremely
     athletic, so their muscle
will be tough and bland.

I like my women
     the exact opposite of me.
Tan, dark hair, dark eyes.

You are on the path,
     don't be too hard on yourself
and accept this pain.

Can't wait for Sunday
     and us getting our campaigns
off to a great start.

The problem here is
     the definition of what
is unsuitable.

Just in case I'm wrong:
     No promises on actual
size of said cookies.

You said you wanted
     to figure out why you would
cheat on your boyfriend.

it may technically
     be correct but it just sounds
so awkward. highest.

If this is true, then
     how will they teach to each childs
religious preference?

Oh and the bridge is
     the part where the strings attach
to by the pickups.

If you want to get
     behind this guy go ahead
I don't give a shit.

Like a little kid
     begging me to play with it.
For fifteen minutes.

From your answer, you
     are concerned about the sail
flapping as you drop.

some Berkeley reject
     with a chip on her shoulder).
You would be dead wrong.

This only makes sense
     if you consider a child
to be property.

Nice try, David Duke.
     Oooh! Rounded edges! YUP U
R RIGHT interesting.

Good luck to you dude!
     One does not simply go back
to CompUSA...

BOOM. Yeah, my truck was
     like that, pretty difficult
to use that to start.

I know ,but you'd think
     that the price would drop a lot
for that kind of bulk.

You don't lose your mind,
     you're not actually tripping, you're
just very happy.

Don't complain, just speak
     clearly and efficiently.
Also, play hardcore.

So if those two don't
     appeal to you, you might be
somewhat out of luck.

[deleted] In fact,
     the *same* sound system as was
used for Dub War. Thanks!

Doesn't seem to do
     much, if any, damage, but
you could wreck some folks.

i love your hat What's
     with the steak knife jammed between
the board and the house?

I would like to hear
     why he didn't like it, it was
quite good cop movie.

What about "brilliant?"
     Who said anything about
sending it over?

damn stereotypes.
     good thing i've never ever
used one in my life.

If any of those
     guys had their damn Food Safe, they'd
be doing the same.

Yes we will, and what
     you said is an important
thing to remember.

Glad I was also
     able to enjoy this view
on my way to work.

She will love it more
     than her other bags because
you gave it to her.

It's just something you
     figure out with lots, and lots,
and LOTS of talking.

There is none. Not one
     single bit of eyewitness
evidence of Christ.

It's their beliefs, If
     you don't want them attacking
yours, don't attack theirs.

Be more constructive.
     You aren't part of the problem
you ARE the problem.

Reminds me of when
     I was crying in my clown
costume in 1st grade.

He's never gonna
     know you now, but he's gonna
love you anyhow.

How do you know that?
     I enjoy seeing him play
in smaller doses.

Mass chaos ensues.
     Cars that rely on a lil
computer chip? Fried.

Banking servers. Fried.
     Nuclear Power Stations.
Disastrously Fried.

His coverage issue
     is speed and as you mentioned,
lateral movement.

Well, looks like my new
     desktop wallpaper just got
dropped in my lap. Thanks.

That's also a good
     (arguably better) way
to join the channel.

Because government
     just wastes money and cripples
the economy.

Just relax, have fun
     and stop worrying about
keeping it sexy.

The little throw backs
     to the comics were always
pleasant surprises.

Dumb. YOU A STUPID
     HOE YOU A YOU A STUPID
HOE What's not to love?

[deleted] I start
     singing "They might be Giants"
whenever you post.

Heidi Stop. Just stop.
     Happily ever after.
[deleted] Correct.

I love how the top
     two jokes are actually jokes on
black stereotypes.

Begged for you to turn
     the sink on so he could climb
under the faucet.

The phrase "Speak softly
     and carry a big stick" was
made famous by him.

"Look what we're doing,
     we're running fast, now slow, we're
running fast again!

TIL. Thanks. Only if
     we can sing "That Thing You Do"
the entire time.

If the tree looks good
     after spring I'll consider
removing the stakes.

But then, Inferno
     Ruby cuts on my server
go for about 400g.

I had to spend some
     significant time picking
my jaw off the floor.

Hey, in the future,
     if you see shit like this, could
you report it please?

That was my limit,
     and I told him to never
speak to me again.

so did you listen
     to the songs on repeat while
you did the art Thanks!

Cellulose (fibre)
     does not get broken down by
your stomach acid.

[deleted] She looks
     so happy to be alive.
Damn spirited beast.

Ask to borrow her
     husband as collateral.
See how she takes that.

Find out what it is
     and I'll bet you the process
will get easier.

I don't think this would
     really blow anyone back
in the wilderness.

Your future self knew.
     Sometimes i wish my future
self would leave me notes.

There isn't, really.
     Actually, in America
he's quite admired.

One of them totaled
     my Saturn but did not cause
any injuries.

You know that one where
     Liam Neeson beats the crap
out of everyone?

Dead Island didn't stray
     from the old model either.
You win on that one!

6-8th grades we learned
     all the countries of the world
and their capitals.

[deleted] It all
     depends on how elaborate
you want your wedding.

They could do this by
     paying lobbyists to make
amendments and bills.

there's always *karma*
     in the banana stand Yeah,
I apologize.

The locals believe
     that covering yourself will keep
you younger looking.

Now with privatized
     systems we don't have to come
to that conclusion.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

in the lost and found
     knowing the odds of someone
claiming it were slim.

Some kid at my school
     thinks he's good at football but
doesn't even play.

he has no shoes on
     and can barely stand and just
starts talking to me.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

I never knew these
     existed,,, hopefully there
is one close to you.

I'll wait. I'm sure you
     wouldn't say that unless you
could back it up... right?

I've been looking on
     there a lot too [deleted]
The hat is shitty.

Lifetime dog owner
     here (a couple different breeds).
What's your size preference?

I hope they will still
     be my friends when I get time
to hang out again.

You should be angry
     at the rate at which you are
paying off this loan.

Especially if you
     are injured and unemployed.
[deleted] I'm out.

I think a year or
     more likely a little more
is realistic.

The only answer
     to this is a hollywood
and software boycott.

Also it doesn't
     help that I've lost T7 somewhere...
I'm in the same spot.

the last rainbow six
     game even had characters
named knight and bishop.

I apologize
     if I'm missing a reference
or joke or something.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

It was a stupid
     idea that shouldn't be
forgotten about.

Well, it's a good thing
     there aren't too many of those
around anymore.

Good Guy Atheist...
     It was my first card. Classic.
[deleted] Ah yes.

Who wouldn't rather
     see a system where players
are just matched on skill?

It's ingrained in their
     heads everyday on TV
and video games.

Check out what Vex has
     been doing with him, he swears
by that character.

My country also
     has seasons, but it doesn't
mean it snows here. Yeah?

Ho, ho, ho, Santa
     came early this year for these
lucky animals.

if someone asked me
     to smoke them up id give them
some oregano.

I wanted good stuff,
     but did not want to blow all
my money either.

Gender: I don't like
     the notion of saying its
what you 'think' you are.

I will take it then.
     Must be hard to shoot if it's
too large to carry.

Let me know and I'd
     be happy to elaborate
more on those details.

God, I miss watching
     Who's Line Is It Anyway?.
[deleted] Cheers mate.

That's what fiat *is*.
     For such nations, that weighting
needs to be reversed.

Probably. I will search
     around before posting, I'm
sure it's been asked. Thanks.

Smart pup. If that's fresh
     from the dryer it must be
so warm and comfy.

You don't have an old
     green car repainted with black
emulsion, do you?

You really never
     fail to produce comically
ironic statements.

Some people find you
     attractive, some don't and that's
just the way it is.

Except Obama
     doesn't support limited
role of government.

If by menu you
     mean at matchmaking menu,
you are incorrect.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

If you put your ear
     up to it you can hear their
screams of agony.

After seeing her
     on Louie I have so much
more respect for her.

Darn shame that they stopped
     manufacturing those old
Crown Victorias.

It's one of my goals
     in life to finish that ride
with my eyes open.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

I wonder how this,
     "something", this imperfection
got within Adam?

These lands are managed
     by the state and their use is
governed by the State.

Being frugal does
     not mean allowing yourself
no venue for fun.

i come here to read
     the support for this topic
as well as others.

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

Looked at that and saw
     that it would look like a face
if I added eyes.

Which apparently
     is what one would be doing
in the afterlife.

We all have problems,
     and I find that most of mine
start with myself, first.

I hope that helps you
     understand a bit better
what I mean to say.

You got her number?
     I hope you used a condom..
Where does she say this?

And what do you think
     about the saying "absence
makes the heart grow fond"?

Good start from the team
     so far though, better movement
that recent league games.

Even if it did
     say true story, you still would
not have believed it.

I absolutely
     *love* when a film has the "no
sound in space" cliche.

Safety gear should be
     worn and need to be carried
around afterwards.

"I don't believe I'm
     Jesus, but sometimes even
I have to wonder."

Yeah, Claddagh nuns would
     have been covered head to toe,
not like this woman.

Should've smacked that ho.
     I think this is targeted
at casual cyclists.

My boss didn't buy me
     lunch today, it doesn't mean
he denied me lunch.

That is really cool
     and could be pretty useful.
That made my friends day.

Thanks, I figured so.
     I get my gaming fix on
my newer PC.

[deleted] I don't
     agree with your assessment;
let me explain why.

Buy it cheap, resell
     to Tim Burton for 10x cost.
Profit wat? Thank you.

"Mom you broke my heart"
     Before kids I never could
have translated that.

Funny guy and his
     wife is hilarious too.
It's all relative.

It just sounds like some
     guy rambling on and it's not
humorous to me.

Martin Luther Kong
     is not respected outside
black America.

How can you say not
     to do that with a straight face?
That's hilarious.

the biology
     isn't really that different
before puberty.

Sometimes people need
     to be called to the carpet
on their behavior.

Do you think that would
     help or would there just be more
bribing going on?

I would be shot on
     the spot if I left a mess
like that where I live.

Probably the only
     time a payload map actually
worked as intended.

I was wondering
     if anyone from the first
one would see this one.

It's that her victory
     required substantial effort
for minimal gain.

I tend to prefer
     to go to local climbing
spots with less people.

Took me forever
     to realize what bunk bed you
were talking about.

also, glad to see
     you using my buffalo
chicken recipe!

Call your congressman
     right away, TODAY before
the office closes.

In court guilty or
     not guilty is decided.
Innocence is not.

i love bacon Then
     the car was a deal and you
took to long to think.

As long as you can
     competently hit storms then
you'll do very well.

But then again just
     about everybody is.
You know what I hate.

I hate this planet.
     It's muggy and everything
is trying to eat me.

There's a good middle
     ground between a Blue Jays game
and soccer riots!

Get a Mod or make
     one that makes the Ebony
Helmet look different.

I declined. Get some
     intimidating people
and go to their door.

I think she realized
     how special it was for me
to get to meet her.

Society thinks
     you are nerds getting married?
I guess this is right.

Buy it now. That's not
     how it works. i love this show!
They're not that common.

But I call them both
     buddy or little buddies
or just dude or dudes.

This stuff has helped me.
     Been getting all As so far
(in my second year).

Got fired because
     I was a male. Wasn't too
salty about it.

Should we force children
     to cover themselves in veils?
Where does it end? No.

Well I feel stupid
     I never thought about hang
drying them inside.

Nope, stay away from
     Apple... go with a PC
and use free software.

Spot on. The challenge
     for the producers will be
to strike a balance.

You're probably thinking
     that *no one* would ever parse
the sentence that way.

I just hope Iran
     gets a nuke before we end
up at war with them.

All in all it's just
     dedication and striving
to improve Hello!

I'd ban atheists.
     Get out of our country if
you don't love our God.

Could not stop laughing
     if they aren't being revealed,
they're not dead yet, red.

I can't imagine
     where you got that idea.
Complex in what sense?

If anything, I'm
     just not a fan on the big
blowup about it.

I will never live
     that far away from my job
if I can help it.

I love watching him
     play, and he's hilarious
and kind off the ice.

It's a nice touch how
     he stamps his maker's mark on
the spine of the blade.

Yeah, but you are just
     giving us your talking points.
Kind of boring. Yes!

Allentown to be
     specific That's exactly
what I was thinking!

He was also way
     more moderate than people
give him credit for.

That wasn't a dream.
     We put ours on a narrow
hallway closet door.

If Harry Potter
     involved guns then the films would
have a lot shorter!

My older sister
     is pregnant, my best friend is
pregnant and now me.

The flow of traffic
     is much more important than
the speed of traffic.

Lol awesome
     Uh, you called him "Tommy Boy".
He's a grown ass man.

Like, great, your eyes work,
     can we move on to something
more interesting now?

NO! WE ARE MANNY
     & GORDON AND WE ARE HERE
TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!