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You are correct though,
     they can't pull you over just
because they are bored.

Is it just me, or
     does that kid look way too old
to be breast feeding.

There are few really,
     really weak spots but they are
few and far between.

Not having to deal
     directly with customers
is a huge job perk.

She won't magically
     STOP being horny for me
for the next ONE DAY.

Yes! Some days I just
     like to pretend that my boobs
are epic, you know?

Doctors told me I'd
     never regain sensation,
but I largely have.

I can't imagine
     how bad the people are you
are playing against.

I should have stopped right
     there but curiosity
got the best of me.

If you have questions
     or need more suggestions, don't
hesitate to ask.

The environment
     is more important to me
than being wealthy.

Real classy, people.
     Did the scientist confirm
that his wife was bit?

My opinion might
     change if I took a test drive
and looked at pricing.

jordan is the man,
     i've been subbed to him before
he had that channel.

I find that I can
     only do the 'constant roll'
in 1st person view.

That is wonderful
     opinion without any
facts to back it up.

While your mom means well,
     she probably does not realize
how much things have changed!

No doubt man. I've quit
     for now for the reasons you've
already listed.

Most likely they've all
     been indoctrinated from
the time they could talk.

One can glorify
     God in the castle of their
heart and He will know.

The light may have blind
     on it to avoid shining
drivers on the road.

I'm going to try
     ONLY eating meat, fish, eggs,
cheese, fats, and veggies.

Not our fault they're too
     stubborn to do anything
about their problems.

It doesn't matter
     what other opinions are,
only yours matters.

There has to have been
     the concern that one of them
would talk if captured.

I don't think it's wrong
     at all to freak out when you
hear the word hospice.

If you have questions,
     they *will* talk to you and give
you information.

My dad decided
     to stop his blood transfusions
near the end of May.

Misinformation
     is never good No advice,
but you're not alone.

I'm going to try
     ONLY eating meat, fish, eggs,
cheese, fats, and veggies.

I normally love all
     things New Belgian so maybe
I should have some more.

Same goes for Georgia
     Tech if they lose to Georgia,
as is projected.

Only whilst they still
     have the purchasing power
to do so themselves.

People have actually
     been saying the special teams
play was terrible.

And I'm still confused
     at how you conclude to vote
for their candidate.

It's like turning air
     into gold. A miracle.
And so... I was wrong.

All they need to say
     is they terminated you
based on performance.

That is something you
     can do, focus on the kind
you like! Realism.

I insist because
     I truly believe cheating
is morally wrong.

i wont go into
     specifics, but it's actually
quite easy to so.

See how reasonable
     I am? Now let's talk about
what you think is black...

Got it. Maybe its
     not that she should die, per se.
She's just dangerous.

You don't have to. Yep.
     My driving instructor said
to me "changing gears?

The waiter joined me.
     Last year my birthday cake looked
like a prairie fire.

[deleted] oh, TIL.
     Thanks, but I believe it's all
taken care of now!

It's their job to swing
     batons, beat people, to be
the muscle. Good job.

Then my wife came home
     and saw me typing on it.
She was not amused.

But we, as conscious
     creatures, are aware of what
morals aim to do.

Does that make me gay?
     My fiancee is going
to be disappoint.

So depending on
     your player, you might have bet
the perfect amount.

Disassemble them
     and sell the parts, you'll get more
money out of it.

Interesting... Then why
     didn't the market regulate
those debit card fees?

This sugar tax was
     covered in one of Ron Paul's
books I read last year.

I looked terrible.
     Now I'm much thinner, but weak.
I want to be strong.

I thought sugar was
     cheap even at our rate =O
NO TROLLING THE TROLL.

EVERYONE GETS SOME
     AMMO! I'm not ignoring
the old testament.

That, really. You make
     your case in a court, not on
the street with a cop.

Bautista, despite
     his great year, didn't fall into
this criteria.

We need new leaders
     who actively work to solve
the country's problems.

You are aware there
     are comparability
issues there, correct?

She should resign or
     get pepper sprayed casually
for entertainment.

Must be the devil.
     Repeat as necessary
and until believed.

I'm looking forward
     to it, but I didn't bother
with the charge cradle.

Please do not judge me
     by my flaccid length, that is
absurdly unfair.

You just wanna jump
     in and yell "EVERYONE CHILL
OUT FOR TWO SECONDS!".

Good work. He hasn't
     reached the quantity required
to want to do it?

Just a sad day when
     you have to tuck the baby
in for the winter.

Love using it on
     my SCAR Not going to lie,
I always do that.

Some of them even
     call themselves "agnostic", if
you can believe that.

Just because you can
     gain some back doesn't mean you
haven't lost something.

I heard from someone
     who went that it was pretty
boring in person.

But you need to chose
     what is best for you, not what's
best for the label.

So maybe that's why
     I lean towards running Stalker
over the others.

[deleted] Unless
     he misunderstood, and thinks
he knows what happened.

[deleted] I dare
     say, if moot approves, it must
be brilliant! Thanks! Wrong.

I mean for crying
     out loud your wild vermin are
fucking kangaroos!

I was a daily
     smoker then I lost my job,
and things had to change.

I almost blocked out
     the HOURS of doing that back
in the early 90s.

Clearly Glasses are
     giving away free glasses
if you're interested.

Can I pass this off
     as my own wisdom next time
this subject comes up?

The whole thing about
     your father is really sad.
Sorry to hear that.

SANTA **CLAUS**. NO E.
     Jeez, doesn't anyone get
this right any more?

I'm not saying what
     Tim did was right, but I'm not
saying it was wrong.

Particularly
     when you consider that is
relatively small.

Can you people just
     leave one goddamn good thing from
my childhood alone?

Could you explain where
     your "trade and development"
credential comes from?

[deleted] Send him
     to detroit, would love to see
dats setting him up.

I never found it.
     Kayaking, a spider was
crawling up my vest.

Surely agreeing
     is okay so long as you
don't say yes. Ever.

With a full wall there
     would be no way for merchants
and such to travel.

[deleted] It is
     only a joke if someone
else finds it funny.

You might have more luck
     by joining activity
groups, etc.

Straight to the desktop
     for every crash, no error
messages at all.

I felt like I played
     this game for ages and still
didn't get anywhere.

[deleted] When you
     say decent music taste do
you mean exactly?

Whatever it is,
     I'm guessing that most of us
here will support him.

The past two years yes.
     Years before that, the after
Christmas was insane.

Aw, well, cheating sucks,
     but it sounds like it worked out
for you in the end.

Local scales have much
     better chances of making
effective changes.

Jesus needs to be
     public to have faith in him?
where do you sell it?

Run motherfucker!
     Run! "Love is never having
to say you're sorry!

Some girl swung her turn
     into a parking spot too
wide and clipped my car.

That's a good question.
     As far as I know he would
be the "First doctor".

Also, the general
     feeling of being warmer
is also common.

Damn... The interest on
     stafford and perkins loans is
often subsidized.

And now I can troll
     my friend who is a pilot.
Thank you kind madam!

Instead, write as clean
     as you can, and use comments
to fill out the gap.

Let the ridicule
     begin (or continue)! I!
Only have a foot!

well ok, maybe
     "easy" isn't the right word,
but they can do it.

It's still those future
     generations who will go
to war either way.

Carry on. No need
     to punish or remove her.
*Because 'magic words'.

Parents never know.)
     This was good but obvious
troll is obvious.

Hint: Answer any
     question with a phrase, then ask
another question.

Because it doesn't
     affect game play but it is
exploiting a glitch.

They are willingly
     going away for a year
to travel the world.

The apartment is
     on the corner of West Polk
Street & South Wells Street.

A tire that is
     40psi under inflated will
feel like molasses.

If materials
     got stronger, we could double
with not much effect.

None of the games you
     listed are really cutting
edge, performance wise.

Generally not by
     churches, just saying this is
what 1099's are used for.

Maybe they'll find one.
     Want a bet? Also, you didn't
answer my question.

Nothing is changing
     except more fines and more flags.
Ask James Harrison.

Ask James Harrison.
     These players still play the same
way they always have.

Let's see, Rupert wants
     to raise Hillary's (false) flag
against Obama.

I heard you like tow
     trucks, so we got a tow truck
to tow your tow truck.

I know I'm losing
     weight but the scale is staying
pretty consistent.

Hour your power is
     back soon if not already.
Welp, there goes my week.

I travel a lot
     for work and getting cash is
always an issue.

The house didn't explode,
     my mother went back to sleep,
and my feet were cold.

Why? I completely
     freaked out, run around and yelled
"fuck!" and "what the fuck!"

Edit: But it is
     worth doing, considering
the situation.

[deleted] I was
     tripping on acid the first
time I heard this song.

"A man was shot by
     x today" rather than "x
shot a man today".

A privileged beliefs
     may simultaneously
be a true belief.

I saw that picture
     but I am still holding out
hope that it's a hoax.

When you wake up, do
     you blink or is it just like,
oh I'm awake now?

The quests were simple
     and fun, but that is the last
you get out of it.

And that's what I mean
     about Battlefield being
better for sniping.

They must be watching
     coverage of the unrest on
Fox News. heh childhood.

Fucking NOPE. At least
     the second time, reason took
over quite quickly.

And everyone I've
     asked says getting one placed if
horribly painful.

A pretty average
     part of town, but the canyon
view was pretty great.

Maybe if you stop
     dragging your knuckles you could
make your own sandwich.

Police officers
     don't just give up, they progress
to stricter methods.

The video just
     doesn't bear out what they are
trying to say happened.

There are some crazy
     tablet deals for Black Friday
that are coming up.

Really the only
     thing that matters is whether
he throws picks or not.

My daughter asked me
     why and I told her I had
peed in my panties.

If you still really
     can't live without it, and you
have the cash, buy it.

Take lots of pictures.
     Work hard at your job and you
will enjoy it more.

All they can do is
     talk passionately about
how Islam hates us.

You just can't really
     understand it unless you've
spent some time down here.

religious movements
     explicitly talk about
loving everyone.

Or maybe I just
     don't know a lot of the tricks
other cyclists know?

[deleted] sup blake.
     also no fucking way we're
invading iran.

Hard work always pays
     off in time, but laziness
always pays off now.

A supreme and all
     powerful god shouldn't need
to meet our standards.

The only halfway
     good episode was the one
with Shane and Otis.

Logically that means
     everyone in this show must
know how to use guns.

It's the same reason
     I don't care to watch NASCAR.
Hey need to be sued.

Microsoft just made
     the classic mistake of just
splitting on commas.

It's like santa claus
     and the easter bunny, it's
all made up bullshit.

Keep the food away
     from them while they're in the car,
and it's no problem.

Puts 'em right to sleep!
     [deleted] We ended up
fixing the tuner.

[deleted] I'm not
     sure which person OP is trying
to make look stupid.

She let him make his
     OWN decision, on his OWN
career, what a bitch.

Just whether you can
     be bothered to carry it.
Up to you! Enjoy!

That's probably the most
     ridiculously Asian
way to bust a ghost.

Abs should be worked just
     like every other muscle
group, no more, no less.

they're incredible
     and awesome in every way
Still too much makeup.

Just because you do
     not have the resolve doesn't
mean that no one does.

Well that's your problem
     then i sent you a message
dingus "me" god damn.

I am now convinced
     that every answer I gave
sounded just like that.

Makes a bit more sense.
     I don't think he has much love
for the elves. Few do.

It was yummy, but
     not any custom flavors,
just custom labels.

It's because she had
     the highway blues (you can tell
by the way she smiles).

The adultery
     thing covers the literal
end to that story.

The stupid, it hurts...
     OMG I thought that guy
was gonna pass out.

I'm feeling better
     now about event shooting
than I ever have.

If things aren't going
     well in a relationship
YOU TALK ABOUT IT.

The set of Growing
     Pains was reused for Hanging
with Mr Cooper.

This is good advice,
     be direct and don't let them
manipulate you.

Maybe someone can
     put the parts to good use Bah!
That's noting. Take [this.

The apartment is
     on the corner of West Polk
Street & South Wells Street.

I think it's time you
     start looking in to other
ROMs for the device.

[deleted] how does
     he know the stuff is stolen?
who is that? Epic.

Also, if you just
     sell back the iron daggers
you're losing money.

I didn't enjoy S5
     as much as S4, but it was
interesting enough.

One question, do you
     have any idea how
expensive LA is?

nice to hear that he's
     apologizing, but yeah,
fuck him in the ear.

Can't expect a tech
     device to stay relevant
forever, I guess.

I think you'll probably
     be pretty safe with your suit
and regular tie.

All ya have to do
     is take a giant pick axe;
hack it through the screen!

A women's body
     is her body and she should
have the right to choose.

Now I'm not talking
     24x7 feeding off the teet, just
once or twice a day.

In fact, no one is
     stating that love is "mindless
passion", or "impulse".

Sounds don't continue,
     no, it just completely stops.
How do you figure?

I kept focusing
     on the "it's" that should be "its".
What is wrong with me.

stone sour has a song
     by the name of that movie
any connection?

I can't describe what
     those are, because they vary
per development.

Whats he implying
     with the inverted commas,
racism i'd say.