Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #101832

A lot of people
     think that LSD is just
seeing funny stuff.

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Haiku #102108

That small victory will
     spur you to keep working hard
till the house is done.

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Haiku #102245

Leftist believe health
     care should be free and that means
controlling prices.

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Haiku #102382

If you just send me
     your email directly I'll
send you an invite.

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Haiku #102729

I like the way you
     described it as how you played
with action figures.

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Haiku #102797

As for anything
     else in the video, not
my place to comment.

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Haiku #103073

*Picks up a flat stone
     and throws it at the water
and it skips three times.

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Haiku #110909

Maybe I should've
     added it was an older
model lol.

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Haiku #103693

I haven't gotten
     any negative comments
about my brows yet.

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Haiku #103977

Sleep deprivation,
     overtraining, too busy,
stress etc.

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Haiku #104040

What a man. If you
     all could find a way to both
lose, that'd be great.

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Haiku #104247

Intelligence is
     commonly characterized
by the construct 'g'.

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Haiku #104662

if you are playing
     with people who break the game,
then it isn't fun.

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Haiku #104869

Basically, "Who would
     Key Entity Extraction
VI be written of?"

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Haiku #105214

literally that's all
     you say and get fucking up
voted through the roof.

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Haiku #105765

Putting others down
     really fills me up Nah mate
up and down the stairs.

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Haiku #105905

You obviously
     have no idea about
how it actually works.

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Haiku #107151

Or how old the earth
     is, how old humanity
is, etc.

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Haiku #107232

Times infinity
     This debate rages over
and over again.

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Haiku #107495

I really don't see
     the appeal towards the people
on it It's a tarp!

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Haiku #107572

This is exactly
     what led me to get my own
linguistics degree.

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Haiku #107631

Even though I know
     she doesn't now, I can't look
at her the same way.

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Haiku #107672

Do I really want
     to fake a terrifying
life experience?

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Haiku #107911

If it wasn't meant
     to be a big party, what
was it meant to be?

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Haiku #108324

I never litter
     and always clean up after
myself, to the crumb.

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Haiku #108402

Was the vendor from
     Colorado with a name
starting with a.. S?

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Haiku #108469

Their ability
     to take abuse while being
paid very little.

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Haiku #108598

"Water?" Have you seen
     what people do to horses
on the internet?

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Haiku #311112

TIL is a haven
     for lovers of the lesser
comedies, I see.

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Haiku #108735

"Pizza!" "Cheeseburgers!"
     "FUCK YOU!" "I'LL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES
AND SKULL FUCK YOU!" "Kids!

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Haiku #109154

I guess. Never been.
     I am not native. I am
in Kansas City.

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Haiku #109355

I'm either to close
     to the train so he won't shoot
or to far away.

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Haiku #110175

It wouldn't let me
     have the latest version till
after the update.

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Haiku #110863

Thank you! I suppose
     I didn't research well enough
before asking this.

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Haiku #111419

Also they also
     let you know how much you DON'T
know about the world.

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Haiku #111768

I keep a timer
     and open and end every
video that way.

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Haiku #111945

I really did win
     the lottery by being
born in Canada.

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Haiku #111973

He turns, his blindfold
     set upon the area
where he was hiding.

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Haiku #113979

I figured there would
     be multiple threads so why
not consolidate?

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Haiku #114216

Although if it was
     for a holiday I might
make an exception.

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Haiku #114763

Being a career
     politician is shameful
in my opinion.

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Haiku #114812

My apartment is
     too small for a library
with shelves and a door.

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Haiku #114950

The animation
     quality is much higher!
What the fuck. No, no.

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Haiku #115242

I really had no
     idea his year would be
so phenomenal.

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Haiku #115501

Your post will also
     be removed if the genre
tag starts with a year!

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Haiku #115867

We were playing some
     video game I do t
even remember.

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Haiku #116058

His job is to make
     himself and his policies
known to the public.

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Haiku #116126

It was if she was
     just going through the motions
and they never hatched.

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Haiku #116333

Nobody really
     gets that he's not exactly
on a farm, ya know?

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Haiku #116474

Any idea
     about how the campus views
the Police Cadets?

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Haiku #116611

But it works wonders
     in all orifices I've
used it on so far!

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Haiku #116815

pretty freaky though.
     i heard that someone smelled gas
in the area.

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Haiku #117023

It's gonna happen.
     This is an enormously
subjective art form.

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Haiku #117373

I've never posted
     in CoD or competitive
CoD. I don't play CoD.

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Haiku #117505

Many in this sub
     will down vote and ridicule
you for this question.

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Haiku #117782

Our secondary
     struggles with Ed Reed, he is
not good anymore.

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Haiku #117917

Something is up, pay
     very close attention, get
crafty, you'll find out.

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Haiku #118477

That punch down panel
     is only for telephone
service not data.

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Haiku #118748

almost nobody
     has any original
thoughts or opinions.

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Haiku #119156

This is such a "If
     you're good" scenario its
not even funny.

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Haiku #119639

I wish my dog would
     be this gentle thanks man its
no problem. Added.

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Haiku #119710

I didn't really read
     the rest of your post so no
comment on the rest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119845

My observation
     is that big tips always *seem*
to go to waiters.

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Haiku #129296

In that I never
     really communicated
with anybody.

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Haiku #120536

Apparently I've
     had it on historical
battles for all time!

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Haiku #120878

"Great, we'll send someone
     over in an hour or two
to take a report.

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Haiku #121226

Pretty excellent
     movie IMO, I don't care
too much for the rest.

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Haiku #121500

On top of all that,
     C solutions don't actually
work in C++.

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Haiku #121917

Most dog walkers tend
     to go in a loop before
exiting the park.

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Haiku #122539

Aqua disagreed
     and shit talked Sanford live on
stream for a few hours.

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Haiku #122610

I just don't think there's
     any real context for what
your rating means yet.

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Haiku #123577

I felt similar
     relief but then a tugging
to go back. Awesome.

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Haiku #123787

I wouldn't excuse
     being a shitty person
to being "human".

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Haiku #123899

It only sets you
     up to get disappointed
any other way.

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Haiku #124056

For the cross bar, I'm
     having a hell of a time
finding hardwood 4x4.

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Haiku #124333

Even to the point
     where you a are trying to get
foreskin replacement.

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Haiku #124402

I should eat more oats...
     Also you have a very
sexy user name.

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Haiku #124539

I have articles
     on this saved over the years
and will look for them.

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Haiku #124691

They actually mostly
     hit arms caches in the op
in the video.

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Haiku #124744

I do not see why
     people would not be content
with a simple bed.

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Haiku #124883

If China publish
     more papers, they are just junk
plagiarized paper.

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Haiku #125785

Its not real Gabe guys.
     I think what you said last might
be the real reason.

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Haiku #126200

He married his cause,
     because no woman wanted
someone that crazy.

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Haiku #127115

As someone who is
     traveling for an extended
period of time.

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Haiku #128278

Ah, this is explains
     why I could never really
get into Manga.

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Haiku #128555

[deleted] Now, I'm
     not a Game Dev just yet, but
I'm working on it.

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Haiku #128627

Some might take silks, gold,
     tobacco, or goods of just
about any kind.

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Haiku #128766

No where did I say
     the media should NOT pay
attention to it.

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Haiku #138513

As a white person,
     i can dye myself any
color i want to.

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Haiku #129715

Bag of chips It would
     cause chaos no matter what
was written on there.

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Haiku #130051

NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
     NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!

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Haiku #130180

Just take things one day
     at a time or even one
moment at a time.

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Haiku #130280

Unfortunately,
     no such opportunity
presented itself.

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Haiku #130732

[deleted] Ok,
     very good reason, and I'm
sorry for your loss.

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Haiku #130800

Some games simply would
     not work with the tech, either.
I love it, and you.

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Haiku #131074

I think poverty
     would be pretty high which would
lead to disaster.

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Haiku #131143

If you go outside
     when it's really cold, you will
catch the common cold.

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Haiku #131349

Did a double take
     on this too, thought it was cool.
Thanks for sharing OP.

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Haiku #131689

No. It will just be
     another fight I don't want
to be a part of.

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Haiku #132241

You'd want to be real
     careful about how you wire
up your players though.

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Haiku #132519

A cameo here
     and there maybe but centered
around a new crew.

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Haiku #132788

Nobody truly
     knows who the other person
behind the screen is.

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Haiku #132993

he must be buzzing
     with excitement. Yeah, sounds good.
I'll still be around.

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Haiku #133062

I also enjoy
     putting crunched up potato
chips in there. Tasty!

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Haiku #133685

I care more about
     the happiness of others
than about my own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #133752

anyways, I was
     talking about when people
get angry at me.

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Haiku #134028

No? *I hope I'm not
     the only Irishman here*
I will second this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134513

Miller is VASTLY
     overpaid and there are some
REAL STUDS in this draft.

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Haiku #134885

We might be lucky
     if other insects also
pollinated it.

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Haiku #134927

Hope this helps! If you
     have any other questions,
you can PM me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #135134

I found a princess
     Crown early and a second
later in the game.

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Haiku #135204

[deleted] He is
     also in the Party Rock
Anthem video.

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Haiku #135339

I think it's a bull
     dog edit- words You humans
are all retarded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #135548

Passive aggressive
     already against a guy
you met only once?

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Haiku #136102

A lot of places
     I would love to visit are
out of the country.

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Haiku #136552

I wasn't going
     to sacrifice my freedom
over probation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #136584

Everybody is
     on the mountain too busy
skiing to reply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #136854

You're consistently
     spot on with the characters.
I am entertained.

Score: 0          

Haiku #136927

You could also close
     up the space between Dani
and Alexander.

Score: 0          

Haiku #137337

Not to mention you
     appear to be arguing
via slippery slope?

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Haiku #138024

Eh never really
     heard too much about him, seemed
pretty low drama.

Score: 0          

Haiku #138235

Like humans being
     able to consume lactose
at later ages.

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Haiku #139199

Answered your other
     questions above I believe.
Is it blue rubber?

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Haiku #139407

Breaking the Madrid
     record will be really big
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #139617

Edit: it is not
     ok to not give any
fucks about yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #140305

If Kentucky was
     out and Duke was in, it'd
be about Randle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #140440

However I had
     pretty specific reasons
for preferring it.

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Haiku #141010

Our bodies decay
     and over generations
we are forgotten.

Score: 0          

Haiku #141063

If they wanted to,
     they could probably kill themselves
without much trouble.

Score: 0          

Haiku #141752

And kinky sex is
     not entirely grounded
in reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #141946

I appreciate
     the enthusiasm, but
I wasn't done yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #142080

But to throw a box
     right in someone's driveway seems
even worse somehow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #142837

And wear a condom.
     I live in Barrie so I've
seen this guy a bit...

Score: 0          

Haiku #143814

This is not complex.
     I was working at Burger
King a year ago.

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Haiku #144078

[deleted] Women.
     There. Cut Forgotten Ancient
and put in the Wall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #145394

This hurts USA
     as much as it hurts Russia.
There are no winners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #145877

Seriously, you
     run out of superlatives
for the lad, don't you?!

Score: 0          

Haiku #146427

It's really just not
     clever at all. Totally.
It blows me away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #146705

Sometimes it's ok
     to let an objective go
to the other team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #146908

[deleted] Are you
     using a conditioner
down to your ends too?

Score: 0          

Haiku #147668

It causes spinal
     meningitis and other
severe health issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148298

I had a sex dream
     about Cheri Oteri
when I was younger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148721

You mean, they actually
     WANT to play an instrument?
Who cares if it's drums???

Score: 0          

Haiku #278366

I've never gotten
     the appeal of that movie.
No shit; I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149102

When that is set, you
     can only go into free
aim lobbies Will do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149508

I love a good tease.
     I don't know who would enjoy
that more, me or you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #149985

supervision, like
     supervising a person,
a supervisor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #150335

I run a few AD
     domains, so I like reading
exploits such as this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #151301

I can do it if
     you offer something a bit
more interesting. Blah!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #151985

Can't edit titles
     I am. Investments are not
always feasible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #152198

The same way, I don't
     expect people to expect
anything from me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #152474

Probably worth saving
     some money and getting what
you want out of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #152749

Vote on the issues,
     religion or lack thereof
SHOULD have no bearing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153027

I honestly felt
     like I shouldn't have even
been able to walk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153171

I wish I could type
     lying down so it would be
more ergonomic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153365

Doing it between
     mulligans, as many do,
is just stalling though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #154471

I use L' U R
     U' L U L' U R' U'
L U2 R U2' R'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155430

A guy with a beef
     and a relatively fresh
start as a wrestler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155503

Believe of me what
     you will, there is a duty
I am sworn to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155616

Also its summer
     but usually not crazy
hot In December.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155859

Grandma? [deleted]
     lol who are the heat
gonna develop?

Score: 0          

Haiku #156599

Lol, I don't
     know what I was expecting,
but it wasn't that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #156874

I'd be upset if
     the project inspiration
were to be left out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157020

lol Maybe
     if we keep talking like it's
*going* to happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157286

We can only go
     off of what we observe his
character to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157791

This community
     seems really pessimistic
about stuff like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #158383

In the last ten years
     I have heard this repeated
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210038

S! A! U! S! A!
     U! S! A! U! S! A! U!
S! A! U! S! A!

Score: 0          

Haiku #158934

Or at least it has
     proven that's all the masses
on steam care about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159071

You are a crazy
     person, if you wish random
people to get raped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159765

Things are okay, but
     I didn't get better until
I decided to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159967

Stop using the words
     toxic and toxicity.
It's rage inducing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #160796

Skov was literally
     the slowest out of every
LB at the combine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #160998

You use the serving
     size as a way to divide
the ingredient.

Score: 0          

Haiku #161065

Do not DARE make such
     slanderous accusations
against me again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #161968

If you can't figure
     out which is which, then you need
to go back to school.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162585

Install that and you
     will then be able to see
the directory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162586

Honestly, a good
     option would be nuclear
for a little boost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162792

or are internet
     points more important to you
than what you believe?

Score: 0          

Haiku #163275

As in ''a movie
     that deserves being quoted
in other movies''?

Score: 0          

Haiku #164040

It really wasn't
     that obvious when I first
stumbled upon it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164106

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164382

Quite a few zebras
     were tamed and ridden or used
to pull carriages.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164520

Also, the diamond
     cost for new boosts will only
be getting higher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #164591

For many people,
     myself included, moving
isn't an option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165089

Watching my brother
     speak to an American
is hilarious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165413

Awesome. There's either
     one lucky guy, or a whole
lucky soccer team...

Score: 0          

Haiku #166720

Honestly, I would
     be somewhat disappointed
if it is reduced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166812

Isn't that going
     to be similarly how
ISIS will govern?

Score: 0          

Haiku #167339

No no no, you don't
     know what you're talking about.
You lived in Texas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #167478

Unfortunately,
     that ruins the fan theory
that it was Donna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168046

He also isn't
     in prison and is allowed
in society.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168119

A politician
     does opposition research
on his opponent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168375

Bracing Knuckle Ring
     will remain permanently
bound to my finger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168927

I'm watching some now!
     Best of luck on your project.
"You shouldn't eat meat."

Score: 0          

Haiku #169344

If it were me I'd
     sell sure, everyone else is
wrong, and we are right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #169759

I had a logic
     professor that kept talking
about mattresses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170036

Maybe oversea?
     All I can say is I am
just struck dumb on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170586

It's hilarious
     that people are complaining
about a free skin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170662

The memory is
     used by the variable
and never released.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170990

We got to great lengths
     to prevent anyone from
being suspicious.

Score: 0          


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