Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #311366

Europe hates Russia,
     and wouldn't just let them walk
all over the place.

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Haiku #311367

You're welcome, any
     mexican recipe you
want to make, just ask.

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Haiku #311368

And be consistent
     with discipline, they will test
you when you say no.

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Haiku #311369

You look like you should
     be in an aquarium,
sucking on the glass!

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Haiku #311370

if you do lookups
     for that you'll get a lot more
relevant info.

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Haiku #311371

Wonder if I could
     get something like that having
medium brown hair.

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Haiku #311372

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #311373

A lot of vegans
     were vegetarian first,
myself included.

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Haiku #311374

That'd be awesome!
     No duh Thanks for the thoughtful
and helpful post, man.

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Haiku #311375

Call them up before
     and ask that is what I did.
Hey there, still around?

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Haiku #311447

I saw a car flip
     over doing this shit oh
the West Side Highway.

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Haiku #311448

I was only trying
     to make his day a little
more enjoyable...

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Haiku #311449

If it happens I'll
     have serious thoughts about
moving to Texas.

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Haiku #311450

The point, however,
     is it's far from "nothing" but
nothing world ending.

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Haiku #311451

Fizz is frustrating
     to play against when the Fizz
is better than you.

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Haiku #311452

There will have to be
     such an Act, and the Queen could
refuse to sign it.

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Haiku #311453

Don't over bathe them
     or they smell worse and wash their
bedding once a week.

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Haiku #311454

Focus on you first,
     no one in your life is more
important than you.

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Haiku #311455

Would love for the C's
     to pick him and Selden up
for the summer league.

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Haiku #311456

I'm not sure. That one's
     quirky enough it might just
find an audience.

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Haiku #311457

People. Brown.... False flag
     to embarrass gunner fans,
you aren't fooling me.

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Haiku #311458

I'm a believer
     I lived in Gore for six months,
it's not terrible.

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Haiku #311459

Oh they will, did you
     know Britain can't even meet
their own needs for food?

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Haiku #311460

Hopefully he's more
     Ray Lewis career arc than
Aaron Hernandez.

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Haiku #311461

It should be inside
     the body tag Not as hard
as you think, actually.

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Haiku #311462

I get that you can't
     sac only one, but it can't
hurt that those are both.

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Haiku #311463

Maybe they just didn't
     feel that you were qualified
for the position?

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Haiku #311464

Being an alum
     does not automatically
grant you employment.

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Haiku #311465

This bug forces us
     to aim at the crate itself
which I am all for!

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Haiku #311466

The man is many
     things, but he's not a ninja
as far as I know.

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Haiku #311467

Visiting family
     this weekend and trying to pass
along what I found.

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Haiku #311468

Sad to see this one
     end, but i'm looking forward
to his future stuff.

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Haiku #311469

It looks like you two
     are having a ton of fun!
You gotta keeper!

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Haiku #311470

Lets wait for the deal
     before making assertions
in this area.

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Haiku #311471

It was miserable,
     especially because I was
far away from home.

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Haiku #311472

I lose money when
     I don't work and barely make
enough as it is.

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Haiku #311473

Lucky. I only
     managed to get a double
possessed out of it.

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Haiku #311474

Maybe not but you're
     adding another letter
from "Photographic".

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Haiku #311475

Cleveland suburbs aren't
     allowed to root for Cleveland.
But what's the purpose.

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Haiku #311476

Glad the cats ok.
     But seriously, that is
high level stupid.

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Haiku #311477

I told that to steam
     support, but it's pointless trying
to reason with them.

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Haiku #311478

This card is huge, make
     sure it fits into your case
before buying it.

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Haiku #311480

Originally from
     California... most people
like California!

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Haiku #311481

Those enclosures look
     nice [deleted] [deleted]
So what are you for?

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Haiku #311482

I know it's cliche
     but working out helps more than
you can imagine.

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Haiku #311483

Only serious
     outcome would be death and that's
not too bad. With Fuck.

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Haiku #311484

It IS mine How long
     are you cooling your scope down
before imaging?

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Haiku #311485

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #311486

Just to note this is
     different from the heart boost bug
which I also get.

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Haiku #311488

Besides, he doesn't
     have a lot of leadership
to bring to the team.

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Haiku #311489

That by itself is
     already a good enough
excuse to buy it.

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Haiku #311490

[removed] As someone
     who actually rides in that I'm
not in agreement.

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Haiku #311491

All of this stemming
     from me arriving too late
for Hardcore Henry...

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Haiku #311492

But transfer fees wont'
     be higher, as all fees are
quoted in Euro.

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Haiku #311493

Spoken like some one
     who's definitely never
been poor in the US.

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Haiku #311494

Ignore whatever
     you've read "on the internet".
Just enjoy the game.

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Haiku #311495

Trump was up or his
     staff woke him, to inform him
about Orlando.

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Haiku #311496

Because it's not beef,
     there's no way it tastes as good.
+correct! Finally!

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Haiku #311497

Our plan is about
     six hours on the bikes per day.
Who needs dialogue?

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Haiku #311498

Cheap metal and shit.
     Piece of shit" Yea... It's a gun
*cabinet*. Not a safe.

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Haiku #311499

Roman influence
     and legacy is still seen
throughout the world too.

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Haiku #311500

I'd say Retail is
     worth the little extra you
have to pay for it.

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Haiku #311501

The reason I did
     not vote is because I would
have had to travel.

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Haiku #311502

The witness doesn't
     have to accept and can still
do the noble thing.

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Haiku #311503

I've only got two
     records because my record
player doesn't work.

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Haiku #311504

The essence of what
     Amethyst is saying is
the important part.

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Haiku #311505

Does he have any
     idea you're feeling these
things about yourself?

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Haiku #311506

The Raptor is made
     for jumping if you listen
to the marketing.

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Haiku #311507

There's a ton of new
     matchups if you haven't checked
since 11PM EST.

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Haiku #311508

[deleted] then you'll
     love my comment lol
LOL BULLSHIT.

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Haiku #311509

It's not as though those
     'Turks' displaced the existing
population though.

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Haiku #311510

We're going to track
     this guy, whether he goes through
with the deal or not.

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Haiku #311511

Anything over
     and above basics would be
private insurance.

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Haiku #311512

Order them pizza
     from a real pizza place that's
local to your friend.

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Haiku #311513

I guess it could be
     cool but I really don't see
the point personally.

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Haiku #311514

That whole album is
     absolutely amazing.
Give it a listen.

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Haiku #311515

I plan on keeping
     mine indoors in similar
conditions, actually.

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Haiku #311516

It's not just that we're
     waiting, it's that we're waiting
for a big unknown.

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Haiku #311518

Well if her BOYFRIEND
     had read the label to her
CORRECTLY Meow?

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Haiku #311519

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311520

[deleted] Tom cruise
     in the film Magnolia... Right?
OH BOY Thanks, you too!

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Haiku #311521

I think you might win
     the race if my body does
math like my brain does.

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Haiku #311522

The only major
     thing that changed about her is
the increased shyness.

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Haiku #311523

He also betrayed
     his liege lord at a wedding.
He is still awesome.

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Haiku #311524

If you get something
     right on the first try you learn
only a little.

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Haiku #311525

Another fireball,
     and the tunnel through the cave
goes all the way through.

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Haiku #311526

She kind of looks like
     Jackie from That 70's Show Sounds
like a first offense.

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Haiku #311527

Noah is too smart
     for this shit, i'm telling you
he's playing them all.

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Haiku #311528

I'm probably getting
     another 100grams of protein
just from vegetables!

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Haiku #311529

how about i set
     up an interview for you
so i can get paid.

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Haiku #311530

Yeah, none of them are
     masculine when they're on stage
singing and dancing.

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Haiku #311531

It basically means
     having something snatched from you
at the last moment.

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Haiku #311532

It's far easier
     to work with them than to try
tell them what to do.

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Haiku #311533

You of all people
     taking the moral high ground
is pretty funny.

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Haiku #311534

Extra bonus points
     if you can charge the device
at the same time too.

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Haiku #311535

All it requires is
     for people to switch their vote
on election day.

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Haiku #311536

Mostly this is when
     reporting on things happening
within Britain. Yep.

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Haiku #311537

OUT! The same is true
     for police partners that work
together for years.

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Haiku #311538

Wise up The person
     would get treated, that's the law.
thank you and will do!

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Haiku #311539

Oh we'll leave but we're
     taking our river with us
Definitely not.

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Haiku #311540

Sure, we haven't been
     champions but that's only
something one team does.

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Haiku #311541

A lot of the folks
     I know are truckers or run
trucking companies.

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Haiku #311542

I checked. At the time
     their humidity level
was the same as mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311543

Protein- Everything
     from turkey, chicken, fish, shrimp,
whatever I have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311544

FUCK. cool. M36 tunic
     w/ transitional
period helmet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311545

My other ones are
     enormous compared to them!
It's hilarious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276403

By definition,
     everything the processor
can run is ARM code.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311546

I'm still looking, but
     i got very interested
in the grasshopper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311547

and then write below
     what character is replaced
by that question sign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311548

Cassette was awesome
     Much like my turbo busa.
Agreed Yeah I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311550

Loaded-- skipped a few
     seconds--- skipped a few more--- skipped
again and closed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311551

I like it though, if
     even just for that ending
scene which is awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311552

I love her to death,
     but I couldn't keep dealing
with the same issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311553

They already get
     slammed enough for "the new IP
which we shall not name".

Score: 0          

Haiku #311554

[deleted] That's what
     I thought, but what about when
mixed with alcohol?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311555

As for the Chaos
     section, it would likely be
very similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311556

We're just sitting here
     like, "huh, I sure hope I don't
get dragged into this".

Score: 0          

Haiku #311557

Sex is important,
     but I think intimacy
is more important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311558

And I like starting
     boss fight with it cause it does
not generate threat.

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Haiku #311559

Which happen to be
     outlined by mosquito bites
and filled in with rash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311560

Other than that, he's
     easily after getting
your abilities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311561

He claims they are real.
     How can you deny the words
God spoke in the flesh?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311562

He isn't going
     to do anything. Detroit?
You're very welcome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #311563

Honestly though it's
     Batman so you probably know
enough already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311564

North American.
     fish highlights commands as you
type them by default.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311565

Cinema Sins is
     right to ding them over this.
Something something hacks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311566

I love the accents
     and their silly mistakes though,
its adorable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311567

Lorna Morello
     would be the most dangerous.
She is unstable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311568

He's not Judge Judy
     and executioner! Right.
They just hand them out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311569

Pray to Jesus Christ!
     Following these steps healed me
in about a year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311570

Following these steps
     healed me in about a year.
Praying for you, friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311571

'Tis a lovely place.
     He helped us win a super
bowl his rookie year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311572

[deleted] I came
     here hoping you had two M
keys and no N keys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311573

The only thing you
     get before that is access
to the Au Ra race.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311574

I now am getting
     more time, and am working on
writing a bit more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311575

Are you just drawing
     up random comparisons
for the sake of it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311576

You've been so brainwashed
     that you can't even tell when
you're being oppressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311577

It's available
     on Amazon and a few
other online shops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311578

He said there **could** be
     no cap on immigration
under the current rules.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311579

I always try not
     to get caught up in the hype,
but I always fail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311580

"If I can't have you,
     NO ONE CAN!" That's what this boils
down to, after all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311581

There are ways to make
     fan productions viable
within those guidelines.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311582

You're right, the other
     dude has no idea what
he's talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311583

Pleasantly surprised
     to see measured responses.
See Z-87 in Smyrna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311584

Replace when they start
     causing problems for you, or
fall apart. Fair point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311585

I bought a house back
     in February, and I'm
still rolling the dice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311586

And I couldn't help
     but notice how the mourners
were mostly female.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311587

Immigration will
     always be present, we just
have to manage it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311588

I'm sure if you went
     there with a camera they would
disagree with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311659

Wrong! He is orange
     and has cool hair and will soon
be your President!

Score: 0          

Haiku #311660

We'll survive, and Make
     America Great Again.
That's what Japan said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311661

Also, nothing on
     his face or his friend's face says
this is deception.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311662

You can already
     heal if you want to, there is
nothing stopping you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311663

What a person looks
     like doesn't say anything
about who they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311664

What a person looks
     like doesn't say anything
about who they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311665

...and what did they do?
     You have to get a good score
for your team. I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311666

People should know how
     their politics work and how
to make it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311667

I pulled next to him
     and just asked him what was up.
He said nothing much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311668

I always forget
     his area code when im
about to call him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311669

Joe did this to get
     his own name in the paper
and face on TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311670

It's downright monstrous
     when you can pull off all those
juicy stacking buffs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311671

This is helpful thanks.
     I am only taking half
serving of protein.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311672

This, however, is
     something wholly personal
to the Apostles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311673

Sweet! My town or yours?
     On ISIS at least, it says
that Riehl is teaching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311674

Crumb? Hey, I agree.
     People are getting fucked, but
that's a fact of life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311675

But on the bright side
     I'm going to start working
and volunteering.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311676

He said what you were
     eating is bad for you you
fucking idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311677

And "Yeah. We just lie
     about stuff, too." Look at me.
I am the tank now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311678

Other teams should be
     trying to attract their graphic
designer as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311679

Tried it at a friend's
     and thought it was quite tasty.
Enjoy! Exactly!

Score: 0          

Haiku #311680

They can live and let
     live, but don't encourage or
say it's a good thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311681

He's clearly doing
     the hula. He turns back time.
Go watch the movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311682

Also, in the show
     he mentions that he was glad
his dad was dead. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311683

Boys know not to rape
     as much as women know not
to kill their babies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311684

That's a beautiful
     picture of a beautiful
part of the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311685

This "shark cafe" is
     obviously showing us
where Atlantis is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311686

She sells vegetables
     every day and makes money
and has no illness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311687

hiking, trial running,
     any one that has a bike
that not a road bike.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311688

Their imperial
     power has long since collapsed.
Nothing they could do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311689

Rose is a scorer
     first and his efficiency
dropped since injury.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311690

Don't worry he'll post
     better once puberty comes
round That's interesting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311691

Power plants require
     inputs like coal, natural gas,
or uranium.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311692

A relapse is one
     thing, but the important thing
is to not give up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311693

Not when I can now
     hold my representatives
to account it's not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311694

Yes compared to T1
     skills like shield charge or flame blast,
this would be slower.

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Haiku #311695

I've certainly read
     articles that straight up just
provided the facts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311696

So the question is,
     is it safe to use Timer
Resolution now?

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Haiku #311697

That logic is flawed
     though, because Muslims do not
do those things either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311698

The question about
     the existence of "ought" is
in the same ballpark.

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Haiku #311699

Neither one of those
     guys is overrated or
underrated tho.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348010

It is possible.
     Open the app everyday
and save them chips up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311700

Any chance you'll be
     on the east coast anytime
in the near future?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311701

The illusion works
     best flat and it's painted all
around the edges.

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Haiku #311702

I'm sure she meant well
     but hopefully she'll respect
that you don't like it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #311703

I could be wrong though.
     I've never seen one before,
is that real or fake?

Score: 0          

Haiku #311704

It's like the fashion
     industry are conspiring
against me and God.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311705

I suppose it could
     just be something we're reading
into too much though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311706

What makes them better?
     They're profoundly misinformed.
Yay America!

Score: 0          

Haiku #311707

Now, you can either
     bitch and moan about it or
get on with your life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311708

I honestly found
     the matchup missions to be
extremely helpful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311709

*Boris's Britain.
     For some reason he's referred
to by his first name.

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