Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #308089

That would kind of be
     counter productive for both
parties to do that.

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Haiku #308090

Cherry picked implies
     you only use games that show
you to be better.

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Haiku #308091

their ignorant just
     like a lot of the people
that blindly take them.

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Haiku #308092

Jason Garrett is
     the first decent coach we've had
since Bill Parcels left.

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Haiku #308093

If you want, ask here
     what you plan to play and we'll
try to direct you.

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Haiku #308094

I want a castle
     in the clouds where I can look
down over the world.

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Haiku #344295

In reality,
     we really haven't even
had that many arcs.

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Haiku #308095

Not many women
     want to date a guy who can't
afford to go out.

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Haiku #308096

If all engines fail,
     can this giant thing still glide
down into the sky?

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Haiku #308097

That can be trained, but
     to use a cliche, you can't
have too many chiefs.

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Haiku #308098

How does not eating
     one lend itself to eating
the others? Bizarre.

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Haiku #308099

You could alcohol
     or Freudian slip about
your activities.

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Haiku #308100

EDIT: It doesn't
     for anyone curious.
I'm here! Good luck, guys!

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Haiku #308101

The second option,
     like I said, isn't for me,
and that's all on me.

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Haiku #308102

Obeying laws means
     obeying laws regarding
migration as well.

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Haiku #308103

So you really do
     have infinite souls, as long
as time is finite.

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Haiku #308104

You're fucked dude Only
     if you're an intelligent
person with good taste.

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Haiku #308105

I started meeting
     people on the spectrum when
I was diagnosed.

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Haiku #308106

These words from Elwood
     are influencing my day
to day decisions.

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Haiku #308107

No! This is the most
     quoted answered I've seen, guess
this is what I'll do.

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Haiku #308108

My Saturday mail
     comes at roughly the same time
as during the week.

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Haiku #308110

We subsidize all
     forms of sugar, so candy
is extremely cheap.

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Haiku #308111

Otherwise my boss
     would have had to do something
about the workload.

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Haiku #308112

No one goes to jail,
     but people can get fired,
sued, etc.

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Haiku #308113

This should bring the clutch
     up to its' operating
torque capacity.

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Haiku #308114

It was pretty sad,
     cause we thought we finally
fixed a car but.... yeah!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308115

I'm not a nature
     freak, but our carbon output
is no fucking joke.

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Haiku #308116

That's not what you claimed
     I said at all- you're twisting
my words massively.

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Haiku #308117

Depends on what you
     can afford and how close you
are to the couple.

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Haiku #308118

You can download high
     res from the space telescope
science institute.

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Haiku #308120

[deleted] But won't
     I lose the place anyways
by going bankrupt?

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Haiku #308121

Growing up very
     frugal, I always wonder
about these people.

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Haiku #308262

If someone isn't
     ready for this they're gonna
stop reading for sure.

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Haiku #308263

Because they would fail
     very quickly in space, due
to lack of shielding.

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Haiku #308264

It means they will more
     likely play the newer game
and feel familiar.

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Haiku #308265

If you want to scare
     people, do it with something
scary, not cheap tricks.

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Haiku #308266

I'm sure the doc said
     multiple times not to bite
down on the implant.

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Haiku #308267

forced politics should
     not be in the show Did Trump
commit a hate crime?

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Haiku #308268

Just meant you needed
     to pay attention for when
the effects ran out.

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Haiku #308269

Yea that's a major
     detractor though, is you lose
that ability.

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Haiku #308270

What do you provide?
     (I am replying WAY too
often to this thread.

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Haiku #308271

I don't know it just
     feels so bland, repetitive
and boring to me...

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Haiku #308272

4K is the future.
     Either you get with it or
you get left behind.

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Haiku #308273

They can do almost
     everything on them and didn't
cost us anything.

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Haiku #308274

you have More AS then
     the other people that were
farther behind pre1.0.

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Haiku #308275

Though that's not what I'm
     trying to do nor do I think
I'd be able to.

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Haiku #308277

its not the ideal
     solution, but it might be
the best they can do.

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Haiku #308278

try to find an old
     Slavic woman or an old
Slavic recipe.

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Haiku #308279

If you want to fuck
     to Slayer, start with Seasons
and work up from there.

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Haiku #308280

okay nevermind
     that was lame I think I see
what you are saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308281

Thank God that's over.
     Someone is getting traded
for relief pitching.

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Haiku #273730

And I can just ask
     for a cup to get water
separately for free.

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Haiku #308282

I feel the same way.
     Screw you guys that are using
your mastered classes!

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Haiku #308283

What a hot body!
     He also continually
strives to be taller.

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Haiku #308284

Home security
     is probably not something you
want to skimp out on.

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Haiku #308285

What's the middle one?
     First time on the Internet?
[deleted] "Tell me."

Score: 0          

Haiku #308286

On of the best ways
     to get better is to play
with better people.

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Haiku #308287

WE NEED TO TAKE OUT
     THEIR FAMILIES I'm sorry you
had to endure that.

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Haiku #308288

For me, cheating is
     cheating, and if it happens
to me, I am done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308289

Oxfords fall under
     the category of long
sleeve button up shirts.

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Haiku #308290

Where to? I think there
     are two kinds of Zelda fans,
solvers and doers.

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Haiku #308291

I said similar
     things a couple months ago
and was vilified.

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Haiku #308292

He got that card off
     his dresser, in his bedroom,
while my buddy slept.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308293

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #308294

Fuck it I'm joining
     ISIS. When's the next plane leave
for the Middle East?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308295

You explaining what
     deterrence doesn't somehow
make your point valid.

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Haiku #308296

I got news for you,
     they both have the same goals, more
money and power.

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Haiku #308297

Super especially
     brings the feats and power up
to silly levels.

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Haiku #308298

Wait, how can they be
     lesbians if they are non
gender conforming?

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Haiku #308300

Heaven. Depends on
     the strain and the function you're
trying to execute.

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Haiku #308301

If we're talking what
     villain actually did the most
bad, I'd say Stanley.

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Haiku #308302

My great grandpa had
     one that looked just like that one,
but in polished brass.

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Haiku #308303

Something as whats their
     definition of solo
and group by starters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308304

And if they can't do
     that, why would they give money
to the government?

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Haiku #308306

Guess this proves why low
     earners are such miserable
sobs to be around.

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Haiku #308307

And there is also
     the very handy auto
demolition mod.

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Haiku #308308

Say your coworker
     has a child, what ideally
happens at your work?

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Haiku #308309

No, it's just that fake
     cameras are that expensive
and realistic.

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Haiku #308310

We have a guy named
     Isaiah Thomas who was
pretty good last year.

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Haiku #308311

The riots over
     police brutality will
lead to a race war?

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Haiku #308312

I see the owners
     all the time, but I've never
seen these kids before.

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Haiku #308313

Damn it i probably
     won't have any funds settled
Pegs down for your friend.

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Haiku #308314

Man was created
     first, and women were supposed
to follow the men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308315

This security
     dude really looks like he had
enough of Gus shit.

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Haiku #308316

True. A lot of those
     folks who don't like Hillary
*are* undecided.

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Haiku #308317

This game pissed me off.
     I wanted to make David
Bowie, so I did.

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Haiku #308318

This is a funny
     comic but the premise is
getting pretty old.

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Haiku #308319

i mean i know its
     from the movie but who is
this a reference too?

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Haiku #308320

Everywhere outside
     the city car ownership
will still be the norm.

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Haiku #308321

These connections still
     then need to be tested through
traditional means.

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Haiku #308322

Something is missing.
     Something needs to go there, but
we don't know what yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308323

It's a test of skill
     for the driver, not the guy
on the radio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308324

If he doesn't then
     he's just a target to get
dragged into those things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308325

Maybe I'm seeing
     very old photos before
techniques were mastered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308326

I can't even see
     the time because the Clock blends
in to the background.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308327

You can be fired
     for no reason given, just
like everyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308328

What has been driving
     down expense ratios if
not education?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308329

Yes, I also did
     here some say that lifting weights
accelerates growth.

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Haiku #308330

The invite to lunch
     *was* a casual, no pressure,
invite on a date.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308331

glad you like the sound
     and great to hear that you checked
out the other songs!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308332

[deleted] Again,
     would of done that regardless
as he is a troll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308474

You're right children can
     take a hit but their heads are
extremely fragile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308475

Thankfully I get
     to smoke inside Okay, just
emails of pictures?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308476

As long as you can
     make it thru one day, you can
make it thru the next.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308477

It's hard as fuck, but
     you CAN do it. good luck bro.
+++vibes. Yo count me in!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308478

If you could survive
     in a black hole, you'd probably
be blinded by light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308479

Clinton screwed up but
     not nearly at the level
people say she did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308480

You can also buy
     beer from breweries, which always
have a shop attached.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308482

Just because there's no
     mention of airplanes, doesn't
mean airplanes are bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308483

Also it would make
     helicopters even more
useless than before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308484

I'm sure it won't change
     you mind but at least you'll know
what you're voting for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308485

They just want other
     people to buy in so their
coins become worth more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308486

But if games are still
     going on, there's no knowing
how long they will go...

Score: 0          

Haiku #308487

No tutorials
     to teach mechanics, you teach
your own mechanics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308488

Looks interesting, thanks
     for the recommendation,
will give it a read!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308489

And some days. You feed.
     On a tree frog. This ordeal.
The trial. To survive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #273936

Librarians can
     work magic, and are often
really underused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308490

That's how i feel too.
     "You want all the illegals
to keep coming here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308491

Both had new partners
     by this point, so that added
to the dynamic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308492

She looks at me like
     I'm crazy and says "Are you
kidding me right now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308493

Understandable,
     because hardly anything
ever happens here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308494

Sounds like your pill is
     low dose as it only has
four placebo pills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308495

Given Dominion
     and it's power outages,
might be a fair trade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308496

I'm not a transfer
     student, but my guess would be
that they would make you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308497

The president does
     not make laws, the president
does not enforce laws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308498

Why? This was brilliant.
     Good info. Not familiar
with the music scene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308499

There's no rules that work
     every time, just things that can
help you in a pinch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308500

Id put my money
     on it being the network
and not the writers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308501

I'm still finding out
     what being a princess is
all about. Hot dogs!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308502

So what steps are you
     taking to accomplish these?
What books do you like?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308503

If the Do Not Fly
     list was fixed I wouldn't be
against using it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308504

Other countries don't
     ruthlessly grab for every
advantage they can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308505

I would love to know
     Some local fish stores (not chains)
keep them properly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308506

Then talk to people
     and make sure you do a lot
less talking than them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308507

But saying they're not
     trying to make the game better
is ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308508

No luck. Didn't realize
     coverage on Sumatra was
already that big...

Score: 0          

Haiku #308509

It just does not feel
     as if it will ever be
home to me. Who knows?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308511

A pest or wildlife
     trapping company should be
able to help you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308512

Well, I can't really
     lose unless he has prep, but
I also can't win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308513

[deleted] I didn't.
     I was a little indie
rock nerd with no clue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308514

Money doesn't bring
     children killed in mistaken
drug raids back to life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308515

Mostly kids! this is
     what my nephew's teacher is
telling my brother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308516

Things happen. If you
     get a feeling they're just not
interested, that's fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308517

Put some blankets or
     shirts that smell like you and her
litter box outside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308518

Once that opening
     riff hits, people take notice.
That's my desktop now!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308519

It's people like you
     that are the reason the Play
store has so much shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308520

Zilch. [removed] It's like
     someone stacked a woman on
the legs of a child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308522

Yeah but if you don't
     like that, you can certainly
disable cookies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308523

Odd, the picture is
     flawless in my opinion.
A bit fuzzy, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308524

Two rival war chants!
     Amazing! Magyars vs
Vikings, bring it on!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308525

It took maybe three
     walks until I could off leash
walk them beside me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308526

Almost everyone
     who flies into Tampa will
through this interchange.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308527

Does all their taxes.
     I'm sure organizations
also need IT help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308528

Thank you for taking
     the time to respond and ask
such thoughtful questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308529

Wings was advertised
     as one of the first great things.
We can wing up. Wow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308530

Thanks again! That was
     put together very well.
Bravo. yea it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308531

the author had been
     on hiatus for a while
when they made the joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308533

Would you mind posting
     or sending me info when
you get a chance? Yep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308534

How badly wrong Trump's
     understanding of how things
work makes my head hurt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308535

Animals will be
     generally adaptable,
but plants, not so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308536

Or are you going
     to say he could have "stabbed them
if he wanted to".

Score: 0          

Haiku #308537

To me that doesn't
     sound like someone who would need
to buy followers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308538

Again though, this seems
     basically unimportant.
His voters aren't fake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308539

Evidently BAT
     changes are massive Looks like
my license photo!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308540

After a while you
     can post on the US forums
with that character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308541

His beliefs about
     who can or cannot practice
is irrelevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308542

Compared to this, our
     Belgian politicians are
cuddly teddy bears.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308543

You NEED to fix this.
     Go talk to a therapist.
I'm still trolling bud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308544

[deleted] If you
     had said defending, I'd say
that might have been me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308545

I won't drink today
     Holy shit both sets of fans
doing that chant thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308617

Wow. You got lucky.
     Coffee or tea would probably
add up to the most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308619

The real reason is
     that she believes the man should
pay, plain and simple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308620

We have the market
     for it, absolutely, just
need it to happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308621

They still got married
     and invited the female
friend to the wedding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308622

That way, I'll know if
     the girl I'm with is the one
for life or not Sure!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308623

You can probably find
     what you need in Sector 1B.
Why is it so small?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308624

I'm new to this sub,
     and I keep seeing JR
and pipe references.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308625

All the purchased parts
     are things I'm reusing from
my current system. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #308626

Try leaving your state
     once or twice in your life, let
alone your country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308627

I really really
     loved your stories and would like
to read more of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308628

It's in your body.
     Give it time. High fat meal will
help boost the effects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308629

The Federalist is
     so far Right, nothing they say
has any value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308630

Anyone that thinks
     we need people like this here
is delusional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308631

He's two years old now.
     He'll fetch balls or crumpled up
pieces of paper.

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Haiku #308632

We are all brothers
     because we all enjoy or
enjoyed Dragon Ball.

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Haiku #308633

"Your experience",
     not "you are experience".
English must be hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308634

I thought my comment
     made it clear that this was right
as we started out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308635

That's why the battle
     planner exists, albeit
with some bugs and flaws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308636

The diamond support
     plays very passive and just
makes it a farm lane.

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Haiku #308637

It's more arcade like,
     but still takes some skill to know
how to shape a shot.

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Haiku #308638

If you weren't flirting,
     just talking, would your girlfriend
be ok with it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #308639

In fact water is
     almost never free, even
if you have a well.

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Haiku #308640

okay but, telling
     someone what they're hearing, right
as their hearing it?

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Haiku #308641

Otherwise I was
     all Kobe (for playing in)
and Jordan (for looks).

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Haiku #308642

Most likely will not
     be towing but it is noce
to have the option.

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Haiku #308643

While people like sex
     most people can control those
urges and not cheat.

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Haiku #308644

:D He fought nothing
     but cans in Pride for a good
chunk of his career.

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Haiku #308645

The 't' and 'h' are
     complicated but straight lines.
The 'i' needs the dot.

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Haiku #308648

Wind won't survive that.
     For most people, wind has been
"good enough for cheap".

Score: 0          

Haiku #308649

Both Johnny's and No
     Other Pub in Power &
Light will have the games.

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Haiku #308650

I think this has more
     to do with what you were like
before you read Worm.

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