Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #307189

If you force yourself
     to watch it, of course you are
gonna get burnt out.

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Haiku #307190

Others have really
     big smile on their face and seem
very receptive.

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Haiku #307191

there is no context
     To add to this, check to see
if the oil is new.

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Haiku #307192

And using just their
     eyes you can feel the terror
and fear of the crew.

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Haiku #307193

Thank you! I just put
     the Chase Elliott one on
my phone it looks great.

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Haiku #307194

Zealot. Then you get
     Hex and you lose the game Are
you literally me?

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Haiku #307195

They want to create
     revenue with their own store
with one OS only.

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Haiku #307196

Good luck. Maybe you
     can turn it into a street
racer or something.

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Haiku #307197

I WILL TAKE MY TEN
     DOLLARS GLADLY THANKS just on
my other account.

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Haiku #307198

You are kidding, right?
     The next time a Fizz kills you,
check your death recap.

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Haiku #307199

You may have better
     luck with two years as pushing
for senior title.

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Haiku #307200

Also, I do know
     that the dog won't be doing
the talking for me!

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Haiku #307201

I believe every
     citizen had the same rights.
White, black, yellow, tan.

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Haiku #307202

God you guys really
     dig deep to find anything
to complain about.

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Haiku #307203

Am I right? [removed]
     I could really use a friend,
so I would love that.

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Haiku #307204

And it'd really
     show off their improved AI when
we get to that point.

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Haiku #307205

right, but imagine
     if you're home button is broke.
What do you do then?

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Haiku #307206

Also, the Lakers
     don't have room for him in their
rotation like Dunn.

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Haiku #307275

Or someone you know?
     I'd rather they do that then
make a new engine.

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Haiku #307276

One of my Special
     Agents was out patrolling
the perimeter.

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Haiku #307277

I hadn't heard that.
     Everybody loves my balls!
[deleted] Hi there!

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Haiku #307278

server location?
     How much are the increased rates?
Way to go, London.

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Haiku #307279

Anyway, silly
     premise, silly article.
Because marketing.

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Haiku #307280

[deleted] I came
     here to mention this post, but
you beat me to it.

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Haiku #307281

Will this feature reach
     older vehicles as well
such as the Huron?

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Haiku #307282

So it might be hard
     to find a lawyer willing
to take the case on.

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Haiku #307283

ON. HIM. And that is
     probably what the problem is.
He wants attention.

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Haiku #307284

I figured, sleeping
     guardian gave it away
Illinois Agreed.

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Haiku #307285

They can simply go
     home and not protest nor work,
or work somewhere else.

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Haiku #307286

I can click the same
     links and read the same stories
over and over.

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Haiku #307287

Last I checked that was
     actually disturbingly close
to the actual counts.

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Haiku #307288

It'll save you money
     while you're saving up money.
Wow I like your list!

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Haiku #307289

I mean come on, wide
     bore begs for it. So am I.
They are popular.

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Haiku #307290

Suddenly it might
     be more of a "Virtual
wall" than a real one.

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Haiku #307291

If I want to shoot
     the AR platform, I'll just pull
out my actual AR.

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Haiku #307292

Find out on the next
     episode of SPACE ENGINE.
Love your stuff Alex.

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Haiku #307293

[Driverless] cars will
     work in some places and not
in others," he said.

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Haiku #307294

It could also be
     shot in a way that the stabs
are just glancing blows.

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Haiku #307295

i love you israel
     but ya'll need to try some due
process for a change.

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Haiku #307296

Now, saying you didn't
     want to do that and instead
made this, that makes sense.

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Haiku #307297

Vanguard has a bonds
     index which is stable, but
still in the market.

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Haiku #307298

Be prepared to miss
     family events and such but
that's not unusual.

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Haiku #307299

Every time I come
     around the blame pretty much
gets passed onto me.

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Haiku #307300

Unfortunately
     I didn't look at the sizes
before ordering...

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Haiku #307301

Massive sexual
     assault and rapes by muslim
migrants in Europe.

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Haiku #307302

As long as I can
     decipher what you're saying,
then there's no problem.

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Haiku #307303

BEFORE WE BEGIN,
     I SHOULD INFORM YOU: NO ONE
HAS YET SUCCEEDED.

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Haiku #307304

Okay I knew there
     would be a joke at the end
but this one got me.

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Haiku #307305

It's a shame that you
     feel the way you do about
your acne scars though.

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Haiku #307306

wat I like the yin
     and yang symbol you added
into the background.

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Haiku #307307

Anytime I got
     close to the cage, the thing turned
to try to bite me.

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Haiku #307308

**On resolution**
     Internal conflict doesn't
need to be resolved.

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Haiku #307309

Focus on your own
     wants, your own goals, and your own
needs, and live happy.

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Haiku #307310

How much vaporized
     bud and canola oil do
you put in the jar?

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Haiku #307311

I see no attempt
     offering to make this happen,
but I'd like to help?

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Haiku #307312

Much more expensive
     ammo that requires licence
to buy. Based off what?

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Haiku #307313

crunches and ab work.
     Works great at getting relief
to the lower back.

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Haiku #307314

I think it's really
     dumb that you can't fly a plane
but still buy a gun.

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Haiku #307315

I'm quite late myself,
     so I'll have to leave the dream
for tomorrow's post.

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Haiku #307316

As long as they don't
     Division it I think it'll
be worth the money.

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Haiku #307317

Brilliant monarchs are
     the big deck right now that needs
to be focused on.

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Haiku #307395

Don't even know where
     you'd watch it as they never
air it anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307318

It's not just this guy.
     There are others in the thread
doing the same thing.

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Haiku #307319

Prisoner, made it seem
     at times that you wouldn't mind
doing some time there.

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Haiku #307320

With Wentworth, i am
     perfectly fine watching from
my side of the fence.

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Haiku #307321

The elemental
     fangs are actually terrible
[removed] What is it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307322

I still love it but
     I think things are in a weird
place since the divorce.

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Haiku #307323

Still an estimate,
     although we're narrowing it!
First, what is a gene?

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Haiku #307324

$25/night instead of $125/night!
     Plus, you get that sweet sexy
time in the woods too!

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Haiku #307325

What I'm more concerned
     about are scenarios
narrower in scope.

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Haiku #307326

I think most cops are
     basically good people, but
there are bad apples.

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Haiku #307327

I consider Due
     Process to be a even
more important right.

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Haiku #307329

I don't read or watch
     any of the media
you mention, that's true.

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Haiku #307330

He made the goat jump
     up on things and people were
taking pictures ha.

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Haiku #307331

So it's a confirmed
     death unless she is lying
Essentially yes.

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Haiku #307332

I don't think you know
     what pretentious means... Oh cool!
You can talk to us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307333

Seems like thinner guys
     have huge cocks I'm assuming
you mean comments. So?

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Haiku #307334

Why are you trolling
     over something so stupid?
Do you have a link?

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Haiku #307335

The wider issue
     is that you need to go no
contact with her, though.

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Haiku #307337

By the time I got
     home, glued to the set, watching
the towers collapse...

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Haiku #307338

Your gonna get shot.
     Women are cool, woman are
strong and capable.

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Haiku #307339

You don't realize how
     good it is until you can
play it for yourself.

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Haiku #307340

It is in this thread
     Infants many games do this,
it's pretty standard.

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Haiku #307341

Let's look at some more
     evidence of this "bias":
the M36 and the SU-100.

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Haiku #307342

Shit, I looked away
     to type that comment and missed
what happened to him.

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Haiku #307343

My friend is in same
     situation, updated
ticket with no luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307344

He's very fragile,
     and staying another year
would do no one harm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307417

I had no goals or
     ambitions, really, except
to be a writer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307418

This isn't Riyadh.
     Enough Sharia bullshit.
Zero tolerance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307419

You could use branched path
     tracing so you can fine tune
the volume samples.

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Haiku #307420

I think he's as good
     as dead in the show but not
so much in the books.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307421

James Brown was actually
     one of the nicest people
you would ever meet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307422

I hate the side rails.
     Thanks for the info. It can
be, that's why it is.

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Haiku #307423

People die. I come
     forward and tell my story
to the media.

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Haiku #307424

But this kind of deal
     would give them significant
hope for the future.

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Haiku #307425

So yes, don't rely
     on your doctor to tell you
the cost of something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307426

You will run into
     longer lines (especially due
to the holiday).

Score: 0          

Haiku #307427

Stay. Please? Yeh sounds like
     something on your side, I've not
seen any crashes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307428

Best Buy support tried
     to tell me it didn't include
the original.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307429

What kind of contract
     are you expecting Ramo
and Reimer to sign?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307430

Browsers have gotten
     better about staying on
the same page these days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307431

By the time Vader
     first encountered his son, what
choices did he have?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307432

I'll save you some time
     though, you don't find out the thing
you can't believe. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307433

You can't be the best
     if you don't deliver when
your team needs it most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307434

If reverse cards are
     making reading difficult,
just don't read with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307435

Kleenex stock must be
     soaring with all the tears from
the bay Worms exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307436

I was visiting
     my grandma when I saw her
old record player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307437

As for bottle type,
     if he's used to the breast pump
bottles, go for it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307438

On the other hand,
     this is pretty damn funny.
I'm at an impasse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307440

Oh ok, I thought
     you meant you are still with him
now Good job bailing!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307441

You're not ugly, you're
     average, but you're doing things
to bring yourself down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307442

[deleted] [removed]
     Well if it isn't it should
be for some people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307443

I'm sure they'd try their
     best to release it in time
for the Scorpio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307444

I got that message
     when I tried to use two or
more between ball throws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307445

We must have complete
     evidence to determine
innocence or guilt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307446

Nothing like sitting
     on the back steps and spitting
seeds across the yard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307448

Same here! Cashier was
     confused at first and someone
cleared it up for her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307449

If this idea
     is correct, then I think Mace
will probably die soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307450

Plus, amnesty will
     slowly allow such people
to vote anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307451

I don't know if there
     is anything harder than
leaving your baby.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307452

Just taking my time
     and making sure everything
is done correctly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307453

I see no issue
     here since you have his cellphone
number anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307454

Kick people who lag
     or are blatantly ramming
and spinning people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307455

Few US citizens
     could tell you where this country
with the odd name was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307456

Many colleges
     higher their own graduates,
for better and worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307457

Like seriously,
     this whole chapter was nothing
but planes falling down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307458

We may be saddled
     with some shit luck, but at least
we have each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307459

If you think the show
     is bad, you may choose to not
watch it for awhile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307460

Weapons are easy
     to obtain illegally
even with strict laws.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307461

You're absolutely
     correct in saying having
more guns may not help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307462

Frog get run over.
     Guy sees frog corpse. Guy moves frog
off road into grass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307463

.The Amish don't blow
     themselves up or stone the gays
Why can't the Muslims?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307464

A year later our
     Therapist tells us to read
the book and she does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307465

I read this last year,
     and it's one of my favorite
books ever written.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307466

I've literally sat
     with a partner and been like
"So... sex...?" But it works!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307467

I'm with ya. They seemed
     to have carved a decent path
for each music taste.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307468

Echo Fox should still
     be favored, but as you know
NA, bet carefully.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307469

Thank you. It wasn't
     easy, I had horrible
night sweats and shaking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307470

It's time for breakfast
     The cereal has been poured
Opens fridge, no milk!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307471

If a tucked shirt can
     flap in the wind like a flag,
it doesn't fit you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307472

I don't recall much
     in the way of directly
technical questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307473

I'd say best bet is
     try to go through mutual
friends if possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307474

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307475

Great quote. It doesn't
     really get any better
than this. Yes it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307476

Who is the lady
     between Modi and Amit
Shah? August 18th?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307477

That said, the damage
     described is definitely
not an all day thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307478

I have to listen
     to it in the radio
or on the TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307479

rip stick is made by
     razor (the scooters), wave board
is another brand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307480

I think they've both been
     used to control the masses
for quite some time now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307481

I would've left too
     if I had to take orders
from Paulo Bento.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307482

If your serious
     I can tell you. Its no big
deal EDIT: Yes! Yes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307483

I was in the 13k
     range and remember being
excited at 15k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307484

Damn, that's a great point
     that I've never heard before.
Thanks for your insight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307485

But the video
     I linked has very little
to do with the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307486

This is some artwork
     at the Into the Pixel
exhibit at E3.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307487

[deleted] he was
     taking some dagger type shots
in the fourth last game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307558

I like it a lot.
     yup, and he meant it as friend
They hear what they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307559

A steam machine needs
     good hardware AND good LINUX
software to be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307560

Oh, I didn't make this.
     That would be the person who's
profile I linked to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307561

I mean, whatever
     his answer is it would still
be controversial.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307562

I have been trying one
     for a couple months, and I'm
feeling unimpressed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307563

New Yelp page? The one
     about people's worst teachers.
No idea why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307564

I really hope you
     guys to go to the next stage.
Congratulations!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307565

His mother's name was
     Bob. His father's name was Bob.
His aunt's name was Bob.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307566

[deleted] Scary
     as fuck how nobody knows
or talks about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307567

I swear he just bats
     his axe in mid air then dies
from the exertion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307568

Honor is only
     dead to those that are not not
deserving of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307569

I am not disturbed
     by the prospect of 'whiteness'
being abolished.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330501

Abraham: Ok.
     God: I just wanted to see
if you would do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307570

Can't quite get myself
     to spend that yet lol
Looks damp and musty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307571

There was some wiggle
     room in the mount, and that was
what caused this problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307572

always number one?
     Watching her take a dump on
my chest You betcha.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307573

However, there are
     increasing reports of TI
attacks in general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307574

Nobody except
     war turn nations have a huge
amount of shootings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307575

Carrying isn't
     just something to do when you
feel extra threatened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307576

I'm not a doctor
     but I think that if you are
to have issues (ex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307577

Anything you'd do
     in that situation is
valid for the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307578

Maybe you can find
     something still reasonably
priced yet close to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307579

I doubt that many
     professionals are going
to move to Europe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307580

But anyways, US
     being aggressive doesn't
make China peaceful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307581

If anything, he'd
     be throwing a gator in,
not a crocodile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307582

You'd understand if
     you could see my requests Ah,
sorry about that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307583

In Canada all
     lawyers are both barristers
and solicitors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307584

Thinking about their
     finances is the exact
opposite of childish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307585

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307586

The hardest part will
     be starting out, but work hard
and be likeable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307587

What kind do you use?
     My next app is the 24th,
I'll double check then!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307588

Seems like a problem
     on your end, no idea
what could cause it though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307589

I bought a bat thru
     the market but it doesn't
let me equip it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307590

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307591

I'd love to listen
     to this, and I'll be happy
to write a review!

Score: 0          

Haiku #307592

-Lack of Ink Ribbon
     and you are about to end
up in a boss fight?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307593

I suppose you think
     that people that sleepwalk are
just faking it too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307594

It's not to the same
     scale, but it had a movement
at one point in time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307595

Ain't that a question.
     Would you rather have nudes or
the new episode?

Score: 0          

Haiku #307596

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307597

So while the world might
     have ended for Greeks, it still
goes on for others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307598

[removed] Really nice.
     At first I thought it was real.
Not if she's your wife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307599

The American
     people will definitely
side with Obama...

Score: 0          

Haiku #307600

560ti was my first card.
     Definitely a little
monster at the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307601

Gaining access through
     Aragon or Burgundy
can only hurt you.

Score: 0          


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