Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #302395

[deleted] Is there
     any max size of luggage
allowed on these trains?

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Haiku #302396

I've sent her this thread,
     but she hasn't responded
with anything yet.

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Haiku #302397

It's not forced when done
     correctly, it's more a small
fee to not bother.

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Haiku #302398

I only found one
     disagree point for "Race is
not important" too!

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Haiku #302399

So much shit posting.
     You ate it!?! That should have gone
straight into the trash.

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Haiku #302400

For instance, every
     American city had
freeways built through it.

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Haiku #302402

Just like EVERY time
     this question is asked, it will
be the same answers...

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Haiku #302403

Oh for fucks sake, how
     many women (and men) out
there forgave their spouse?

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Haiku #302404

Didn't Sean Taylor start
     as a weak side safety, or
am I mistaken?

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Haiku #302405

Glad this part has worked
     out well for you, and I hope
you get back home soon!

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Haiku #302406

I still love brand new.
     But I am so glad I didn't
get that on my wrists.

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Haiku #302407

She straight up some thous
     article, then didn't credit
the author when asked.

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Haiku #302408

You have to go through
     security if you come
from a foreign flight.

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Haiku #302409

Needless to say, all
     didn't go as planned and ended
up very tragic.

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Haiku #302410

We don't like to know
     everything that's coming up,
we like surprises.

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Haiku #302411

So, I'll give you some
     feedback concerning that spec.
Feral is complex.

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Haiku #302412

I call wang on Anne
     "Health care" is protected by
the military?

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Haiku #302413

Due to the climate,
     the playing conditions can
be a bit tough, though.

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Haiku #302414

I would love to hear
     some soul samples in this song,
or even vocals.

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Haiku #302415

The elite have one
     set of rules or really, few
if any at all.

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Haiku #267912

This was announced well
     before Intel acquired
Altera. Depends.

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Haiku #302416

They could even m
     Wait why does that whole image
seem so familiar?

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Haiku #302417

If you have a good
     relationship, just talk through
the situation.

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Haiku #302418

I wouldn't say most.
     Even when it's legal, not
everyone digs bud.

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Haiku #302419

So shooting people
     with your bow would be enough
to keep your rage up.

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Haiku #302420

Unless someone gets
     injured, I'm going to say
not gonna happen.

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Haiku #302421

Shouldn't someone still
     try to sort out all the shit
appeals anyway?

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Haiku #302422

Thanks for your advice
     regarding my obsession
with my acquaintance.

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Haiku #302423

(((Pure coincidence)))
     [removed] Don't worry, I was
thinking the same thing!

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Haiku #302424

The only great Jack
     Ryan movie is The Hunt
for Red October.

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Haiku #302425

I like Nick too though.
     How about Neal and Nick on
the amazing race?

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Haiku #302426

Or you are talking
     about a different system
which I haven't seen.

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Haiku #302427

For this to work, it's
     going to take both of you
making big changes.

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Haiku #302428

The downside is there's
     only one Mitsubishi
dealership in town.

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Haiku #302429

In the primary,
     maybe, but current polls show her
beating Trump as well.

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Haiku #302430

Sure, I think that most
     people should absolutely
go through this process.

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Haiku #302431

what am i lacking.
     Foreman and Ali became
friends after the fight.

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Haiku #302432

Gluten free carrots
     are pretty incredible.
Seinfeld bass intro?

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Haiku #302433

Do your research, find
     someone legitimate, then
you have no issues.

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Haiku #302434

I'm really talking
     around this issue, aren't I?
Okay. Let's go back.

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Haiku #302435

Islamic countries
     practiced slavery until
pretty recently.

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Haiku #302436

This is the first I've
     ever heard of this, do you
have a citation?

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Haiku #302437

Now you can't even
     tell the difference between what
you had and whats new.

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Haiku #302438

There you go, throwing
     around that term "sucker punch"
you don't understand.

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Haiku #302439

You should do a post
     about some of your favorite
Serbian dishes.

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Haiku #302440

I'd totally buy
     if they put out more single
player content though.

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Haiku #302441

He had the contract
     revoked for incorrect names,
not extra luggage.

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Haiku #302442

What is the proper
     way to handle a gaming
winning play like that?

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Haiku #302443

Tons of people don't
     thing masturbating is good.
That's how most trials work.

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Haiku #325038

OJ Simpson is
     completely irrelevant
to this discussion.

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Haiku #302444

MIGHT AS WELL HAVE NOT
     SHOWN UP. [deleted] Which is
completely correct!!

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Haiku #302445

If you do, you lose
     the ability to drop
your hand of fairies.

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Haiku #302446

The scenario
     is unlikely I'll grant you,
but not unheard of.

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Haiku #302447

Nobody tell him
     until he's joined. That's brilliant!
Impressive as hell.

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Haiku #302448

Thank you, but nothing
     I'm looking for today! Ouch!
That is a tough one.

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Haiku #302449

That means that the spec
     had to account for every
class in the program.

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Haiku #302450

They easily could
     have put in restrictions on
how it could be used.

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Haiku #302451

I'm sorry! I am
     very busy today, may
I hatch tomorrow?

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Haiku #302452

Do all the twins you
     know stand right up next to each
other all the time?

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Haiku #302453

I think that I will
     talk to them and explain that.
Thanks for the advice!

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Haiku #302454

Thanks for the tips will
     find and upgrade them then post
results I agree.

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Haiku #302455

It isn't until
     april 10th where I get
any real profits.

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Haiku #302456

Mostly because there's
     no material for there
to be a hole in.

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Haiku #302457

I think the whale would
     spit you out anyway, since
you aren't a small fish.

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Haiku #302458

They multiply off
     each other and you need both
to be effective.

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Haiku #302459

Or maybe just me.
     My mom did the ice cream trick
too, wasn't awful.

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Haiku #302460

In their defense, there
     was a StarCraft player who
did the same thing once.

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Haiku #302461

I know a guy who
     is the poster child of this,
and it annoys me.

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Haiku #302463

I feel like the real
     life team cap people were like
that, anyone else?

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Haiku #302464

Are you two going
     to move in together right
from being at home?

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Haiku #302465

This is impressive,
     now try harder and let's see
the difference! I do.

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Haiku #302466

My high school football
     coach played at Clemson, not sure
how they were back then.

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Haiku #302467

Which is more or less
     what they did because they didn't
know the doors were locked.

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Haiku #302469

They'll just be in their
     own world of rage and will be
dealt with on their own.

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Haiku #302470

I'm from the US, but
     my Texan accent can still
be shit tier. Uh, no.

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Haiku #302471

Why not though? Bring him
     in for camp, let him compete
for a roster spot.

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Haiku #302472

Gotta have hygiene.
     I could not live with butt stink
and teeth falling out.

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Haiku #302473

extreme proportions.
     Im sure both women have sore
backs most of the time.

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Haiku #302474

Do research into
     organizations before
donating to them.

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Haiku #302475

Also, I've more than
     once suggested a tier based
system a la CoD.

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Haiku #302476

But let's be honest,
     you like the drama, that why
you're stirring the pot.

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Haiku #302477

Then he says "I hope
     that answers your question" then
he adds "Beautiful".

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Haiku #302479

We need a voice line
     where he beeps it out in Morse
Code. Eating rocket.

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Haiku #302480

Seduce Grant Duncan
     and let him know you enjoy
the game's art design.

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Haiku #302481

If he cares about
     the safety of you and his
children, he'll do it.

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Haiku #302482

I do much better
     when its just me and the game.
The solo queue life.

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Haiku #302483

Hope u win soon :D
     Holy fucking fuck!!! If you
like stuttering, sure.

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Haiku #302484

I would cum within
     seconds of From announcing
this as intended.

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Haiku #302485

Everybody on
     phoenix is more interested
in Apex parties.

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Haiku #302486

I don't really view
     the car as "equity" but
rather just a tool.

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Haiku #302487

But yeah it would be
     nice to have more My cat used
to hate new people.

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Haiku #302488

What the fred funk has
     this got to do with gaming?
So that's broke in LA.

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Haiku #302489

(For an example,
     I used Detroit to Vegas.)
Two problems with this.

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Haiku #302490

You just have to hope
     the group his Father left him
with are good people.

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Haiku #302491

I have a hard time
     believing that Rick Scott would
expand Medicaid.

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Haiku #302492

It also takes all
     the familial infighting
out when someone dies.

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Haiku #302493

They won't, because that's
     the way the game is going,
but it would be nice.

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Haiku #302494

Cool idea, looked
     lame in actuality.
Streamer is a knob.

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Haiku #302495

Only reason I'm
     with DO for my personal
system is I'm cheap.

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Haiku #302496

Yeah it's also on
     Amazon too which is where
I got my blue one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302497

That was a long day.
     everyone is entitled
to their opinion.

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Haiku #302498

Thing is, we were grunts.
     Not one of us had ever
used a crane before.

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Haiku #302499

In my case it was
     to masturbate as porn was
no option at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302500

This is critical
     because otherwise you are
going to struggle.

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Haiku #302501

Focus on other
     things right now, and plan back up
options just in case.

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Haiku #302502

Oooh. Perhaps I will
     need to look at changing from
ad block plus Do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302503

It's not a "sexy"
     issue, unlike endless wars
in the middle east.

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Haiku #302504

I guess what my main
     question is where can I get
people to hire me?

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Haiku #302505

[removed] Mohammad,
     Police would be upon him.
FUCK YOUR COURTESY!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302506

Bomb ISIS (where, how?).
     Walk away from NATO. "Walk
away" from Russia.

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Haiku #302507

Wrap your knees or wear
     compression sleeves on your knees
for added support.

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Haiku #302508

I just hope she'll be
     happy wherever they end
up moving her to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302509

I know someone who
     would buy a product, use it,
and then return it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302510

I don't think he is
     one of the top fighters, but
certainly not weak.

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Haiku #302511

She looked at me like
     I had a third ear growing
out of my forehead.

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Haiku #302512

I think this is it.
     I've never met anyone
who didn't like this song.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302513

Great story Made me
     remember the good times I've
had with my brother.

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Haiku #302514

Do my job the way
     I want. Only see my boss
once a month or so.

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Haiku #302515

Every draft pick is
     the one they wanted and will
be a future star.

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Haiku #302516

That's why they had them
     do it in the episode
titled Oath Breaker.

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Haiku #302517

"That bitch had the nerve
     to yell at me for getting
into the garbage!

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Haiku #302518

Usually if you
     get the job done, he doesn't
know any better.

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Haiku #302519

Just because you know
     how to play the game doesn't
mean you can't hate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302520

He could be lying,
     but I'm willing to stake four
years on the opposite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302521

The better stance is
     to educate people on
where NOT to buy from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302522

The cops are way too
     easy to get lost, while AI
is cheating like hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302523

And the only way
     the defenders could break out
was through MAX crashes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302524

What is the background?
     I don't remember seeing
that doorway before.

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Haiku #302525

Plus my Japanese
     teacher said her self there is
over a thousand.

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Haiku #302526

Don't take any more
     acid until you've had time
to integrate this!!!

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Haiku #302527

I love his work rate,
     I love his hold up play, but
he needs to shoot more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302528

The thing is, I feel
     like my entire life has
always been a down.

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Haiku #302529

Guess I can be less
     concerning about LEGO
bricks now. Holy fuck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302530

It's a direct quote
     from a feminist icon,
Gloria Steinem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302531

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302532

On the other side,
     I thought V For Vendetta
would be terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302606

He took advantage
     and abused you, and that was
all his fault, not yours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302607

Is THAT why my new
     landlord wants a cashier's check
for the first month's rent?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302608

Now lunch was coming
     to an end so the kids were
cleaning up their trash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302609

She paused, looked at her
     arm, looked at us, and then ate
more off of her arm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302610

She's making herself
     into a figurehead. Both.
Dice fucking hate me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302611

Was the only goal
     for the state of Florida
this week an own goal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302612

Lamb over Reynolds.
     I was wondering the same
thing, but I doubt it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302613

This is far from good.
     It's a problem larger than
any candidate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302614

A couple things you
     can do is write your profile,
over and over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302615

nope nope nope nope nope
     You're helping Trump take the White
House by doing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302616

But it is my day.
     So I think I need to do
what is best for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302617

Oh god, not drop bears.
     I never asked for th
Please could you add me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302618

Stopped playing on main,
     and was doing diamond jobs
on daily basis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302619

it's not like the stuff
     at the current stadium is
much better than that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302620

Agreed. While he's not
     the brightest he tries to make
the family happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302622

keep your shirt tucked in,
     your shoes tied, and wear clothing
that fits properly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302623

I guess a heads up
     would be nice, though, in case you
use any of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302624

And Odor threw low
     trying to hit him in the face
as he made the slide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302625

They sure used the fuck
     out of those rubber ducks, got
boring at that point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302626

Exactly so why
     are you complaining about
Coins getting cheaper?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302627

In Islam, children
     do not fast for Ramadan
until puberty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302628

Get with the program,
     America! this might work,
I'll give it a crack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302629

I was a little
     worried they would come out bad
but these are perfect!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302630

For some reason there
     really aren't very many
male social workers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302631

If she's on a bad
     day, she uses earplugs if
I wanna stay up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302632

Just the hard h's.
     I think it's usually folks
trying to sound fancy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302633

Updated prices
     posted This is not even
slightly impressive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302634

Race Pace, Princeton Sports,
     and other area bike
shops organize rides.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302635

General consensus
     seems to be that adequate
sleep improves acne.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302636

I'm sure you *do know
     that*, you just want to nitpick
for internet points.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302637

I love it when guys
     who are supposed to fight are
cool to each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302638

He choked at the worst
     moment and some Mets fans will
never forget that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302639

I was so helpless.
     I could not say a word, or
even look upset.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302640

I have seen your posts
     for the past few weeks and want
you to get it sold!

Score: 0          

Haiku #302641

These were all fake home
     decor items I picked up
at the budget shop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302642

I've tried the hot dogs
     and I actually thought they were
surprisingly good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302643

Besides which, I see
     more people sleeping in shop
doorways anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302644

He should probably be
     punished, but that punishment
shouldn't be torture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302645

its as if, they don't
     want to hear what actually works.
action over words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302646

He dies because all
     I have is HoTs, which I didn't
have time to apply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302647

With your attitude
     you better get used to it.
Okay. Religion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302648

Curious though if
     he hit while knowing she was
with someone or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302649

meet the women who
     will die of polonium
She will, she has to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302650

It doesn't make sense
     to me because it doesn't
have to be that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302651

You down vote and shit
     talk when I give you steps on
how to do something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302652

So airtime just got
     lower and ratings drop off
for that newscaster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302653

Let us geek out on
     statistics, it must be there,
let us see it all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302654

What exactly do
     you think would be "bad" about
having more accounts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302655

I forgot the main
     characters name but the game
is Prince of Persia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302656

Which I did (she was
     late, duh), man were people mad
I left without her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302657

Now excuse me, but
     I'm going to retract from
this conversation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302658

I had to guard them
     with a rubber duck Accept
the prison sentence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302659

[deleted] And all
     your state cares about is trans
bathroom policy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302660

I clicked on the thread
     specifically to find out
who the winners were.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302662

Anything you think
     I should know about urchins
before adding one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302663

The cap was golden
     and there was blue and purple
bruising on the stem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302664

Ok that's actually
     pretty funny Tricks are what
whores do for money...

Score: 0          

Haiku #302665

Most pot dealers I've
     met do not deal drugs as their
main source of income.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302666

At it's most basic:
     do you support equal rights
for women (and men)?

Score: 0          

Haiku #302667

That's a really great
     theory and it does make sense
with his behavior.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302668

Threats to US allies
     are not threats to US, they are
threats to US interests.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302669

If he does manage
     to and you don't have yours up
he will wipe your team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302670

You see the middle
     class going away, and you
may not be sure why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302671

Mark (for arguments
     sake) went to school, then went back
to school, then went back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #302672

Who are they playing?
     You know this isn't actually
Amazon though, right?

Score: 0          


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