Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #298318

I think you're spot on
     about the building's purpose,
but not for the B2.

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Haiku #298319

But clearly research
     and testing of stuff is still
going on at Groom.

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Haiku #298320

Motherfucker, YOU
     ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IN YOUR UNIVERSE!

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Haiku #298321

Primes on the other
     hand, I'll hang onto even
on my way to hell.

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Haiku #298322

Lol There would
     be a whole lot of people
giving pity fucks.

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Haiku #298323

You'll have to actually
     land skills before pushing R
to do good damage.

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Haiku #298324

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #298325

Travelling and seeing
     the places that I really
want to in person.

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Haiku #298326

Why should anyone
     be subject to that for just
showing up to work?

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Haiku #298327

Or that watching rom
     cons together can improve
your relationship?

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Haiku #298328

Real life awaits, sigh.
     If your purpose is to speed
through the cycle, no.

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Haiku #298329

What? The benefit
     is the stat points you didn't spend
on vitality.

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Haiku #298330

Does that clarify
     what I mean here? You aren't wrong.
Just more is needed.

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Haiku #298331

Their armies wouldn't
     have won many, if any,
battles without them.

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Haiku #298332

Just wondering, whats
     your demographic, and whats
your fucking problem?

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Haiku #298333

If you are hungry,
     eat, especially if you are
trying to eat healthy.

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Haiku #298334

Looks good! I'm gonna
     try this out this weekend, thanks
for the idea!

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Haiku #298335

It features one God
     and the Goddesses who were
mothers to others.

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Haiku #298336

People call a Trump
     supporter racist but can't
ever back it up.

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Haiku #298337

There are areas
     in Germany, where i don't
understand people.

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Haiku #298338

You think mentally
     ill people don't deserve love
and happiness too?

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Haiku #298339

just like it's been worn
     by an old dude or something.
You all know the smell.

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Haiku #298340

deer made it into
     his bedroom closet where those
deer whistles were kept.

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Haiku #298341

[removed] I think Maher
     was stoned (no judgement) Please I'm
new to programming.

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Haiku #298342

The canadian
     PM was more like trump We'll
find out in August.

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Haiku #298343

I also tried on
     different shoes to figure out
what height heels I'll need.

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Haiku #298344

[deleted] Why would
     the devil want children's souls?
There's no fun in those.

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Haiku #298345

Need pitching badly,
     but I agree that I should
ask for a bit more.

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Haiku #298346

Do you think only
     religious people hate gays?
Serious question.

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Haiku #298347

That's not good people.
     Don't expect another Star
Fox anytime soon.

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Haiku #298348

The "New posts" button
     is back to its old finger
friendly position!

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Haiku #298349

You invested what
     you thought was right at the time.
Which was the right move.

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Haiku #298350

It excludes them from
     having to follow the law.
Best check that out too.

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Haiku #298351

No I leave and find
     another match so I can
get teamwork practice.

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Haiku #298352

So does that mean you
     would like to see the world burn
just to prove a point?

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Haiku #298353

Totally agree.
     That's a serious dick move.
Yeah, that sounds like me.

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Haiku #298354

I was wondering,
     do you feel less creative
from the lithium?

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Haiku #298355

Unfortunately?
     Taillon was a top prospect
before injury.

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Haiku #298357

I'd also tell OP
     to garage sale this summer.
Kids will unload those.

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Haiku #298358

If it still doesn't
     get better over time, I'd
suggest counseling next.

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Haiku #298359

But... layers, in case.
     So... plan for weather between
10C and maybe 20C?

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Haiku #298360

He needs to either
     fully accept it or just
be friends and move on.

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Haiku #298361

I felt bad for her
     when Shep would flirt with other
women around her.

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Haiku #298433

I genuinely
     appreciate you talking
to me for this long.

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Haiku #298434

Mel's hole was the best
     These look great. Well done! Also,
very nice website.

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Haiku #298435

Good luck. I mean, yes
     the show is great with broad strokes
on technology.

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Haiku #298436

can you source that quote?
     I can't stand that lizard bitch.
are you.... .......kidding me?!?!?!??!?!?!

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Haiku #298437

The state government
     is the people, the Federal
government is not.

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Haiku #298438

When literally all
     the stats and facts are saying
the complete opposite.

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Haiku #298439

His dad was a big
     Lakers fan and lost a bet
to a friend. No joke.

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Haiku #298440

Their turrets have large
     health pools and options to heal
plus massive damage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298441

;O also I would
     just like to thank everyone
that helped with Rebirth.

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Haiku #263945

Take Daryl, I want
     Glenn to stay, though you can kill
Maggie. Buy the game.

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Haiku #298442

If you are involved
     in creating the golden
images, say that.

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Haiku #298443

Lawful good would be
     doing whatever one's code
allows them to do.

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Haiku #298444

We have two growing
     side by side on our back pool
deck in a planter.

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Haiku #298445

It would be awesome
     for military ground troops
as well. Chapter book.

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Haiku #298446

lol ok,
     "he just has a knife." I feel
safer already...

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Haiku #298447

Sorry. I didn't think
     the stoppages were any
worse than usual.

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Haiku #298448

If there are reasons
     for concern about your health,
they will let you know.

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Haiku #298449

It's still a decent
     game, it's just that the others
are so much better.

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Haiku #298450

Pretty sure you are
     irrelevant- what have you
done for them lately?

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Haiku #298451

Really digging this!
     Would you mind sharing how you
set everything up?

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Haiku #298452

[removed] Since Celtic
     are starting with a corner,
this was my first thought.

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Haiku #298453

V. And all his works?
     R. I do. V. And all his
empty promises?

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Haiku #298454

My bad. Nah he's me.
     Out of curiosity,
why would it go down?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298455

A great, yet dated
     example would be Star Wars:
Empire at War.

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Haiku #298456

If the truth gets out,
     he will definitely be
considered a snitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298457

How come those other
     games can exist at the same
time without lawsuits?

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Haiku #298458

The posts I decide
     to stop can be placed into
two categories.

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Haiku #298459

Actually no, I don't.
     I do watch some though and see
what they have to say.

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Haiku #298460

Without subtitles
     you'd never connect the sounds
to the actual words.

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Haiku #298461

You need a license
     that is valid for at least
110cc motorbikes.

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Haiku #298462

When they land, they can
     start new spot fires on the wrong
side of the fire break.

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Haiku #298463

Fish in a barrel.
     Yankee Candle, forever
testing my patience.

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Haiku #298464

It should also keep
     track of out of date agents.
What are you using?

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Haiku #298465

It was really nice
     to see all the shades laid out,
they look gorgeous. Spoiled.

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Haiku #298466

They want new players
     to feel like they can compete
in the crucible.

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Haiku #298467

It's a bit slower
     to read everything, but you
won't miss anything.

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Haiku #298468

If you think about
     your dick at all you'll probably
freak out and go soft.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298469

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298470

The more ram you have,
     the more frozen apps android
can pack into it.

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Haiku #298471

Mei can also put
     up a ice wall for people
to get past that choke.

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Haiku #298472

Its fairly common,
     I have an old summon skull
with the same effect.

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Haiku #298473

I still hope Bob wins
     though, as he's the best queen all
around of the three.

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Haiku #298474

I can tell you why
     I did it. I didn't know where
to begin. old who?

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Haiku #298475

You'll have to explain
     to him why he's retarded,
since he's retarded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298476

Except most players
     who just started the game don't
have Reyna unlocked.

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Haiku #298477

They are also both
     tied up in pretty decent
contract already.

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Haiku #298478

If we add Simmons,
     we need to look to Add Guards
and Wings who can shoot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298479

Sometimes you gotta
     let people just bitch to make
things actually better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298480

Your finger on those
     lips is driving me crazy!
Absolutely not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297210

Anyone making
     quality games is alright
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298481

Watch the goal highlights.
     Yes, defensive coverage was
blown a couple times.

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Haiku #298483

He gives him a quick
     head rub and rounds the corner
after the stair way.

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Haiku #298484

Whereas Piaget
     is specifically talking
child development.

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Haiku #298485

Learned a little bit
     more when i took a machine
learning course online.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298486

If I am going
     to do it myself I might
as well do it right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298487

It has uses, but
     combat or smuggling isn't
really one of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298488

I just don't get it.
     There are a MILLION things you
can shit on her for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298489

ugh that commercial
     is probably the most poorly
made ad of all time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298490

In other words there's
     no financial incentive
in mine, unlike yours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298491

Huh. I tried that but
     for some reason it hadn't
worked on my phone. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298493

I'll put money on
     that, as I've done it myself
(maybe more than once).

Score: 0          

Haiku #298494

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298495

After these play offs
     games who in the right mind would
want this guy for max?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298496

It's probably because
     the way I explained my point
was slightly callous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298497

My point is that things
     like that may absolutely
influence bonding.

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Haiku #298498

Not showing her wall
     street speeches shows a distinct
lack of character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298499

/s Carter's actions
     had nothing to do with those
people's religion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298500

Or did you just take
     off the high gear to jump down
the bracket? Mercy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298501

Does that mean he wants
     his dick chopped like carrots or
that I would do it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298502

Just my suspicion
     since the bottle was empty.
No hard evidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298504

Unreal how much space
     players give him when he's on
the puck. Works for me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298505

Not days. Probably not
     even hours of reasonable
consumer hardware.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298506

I'm just saying you
     get rid of both of them while
changing the system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298507

YES, ABSOLUTELY.
     SHE **SHOULD** BE HELD LIABLE.
FOR **ALL** OF HER CRIMES.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298508

Drugs are bad. Drugs do
     not take you to a happy
place, only sadness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298509

We have a Linux
     computer and everyone
freaked for no reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298510

You don't have to brag.
     Did I say your connection
was shit? No, I didn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298511

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298512

The Democrats sure
     seem to be doing a good
job hanging in there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298513

Plasma is the best
     bang for your buck, though you can
also donate sperm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298514

That's why I protect
     little children by kicking
their dogs instead /s.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298515

I'm not implying
     your run off the mill vegan
is a terrorist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298517

Then you need to try
     to make nice with him and get
along like adults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298518

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298519

You don't have to hand
     in your "straight" label because
you experiment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298520

"Smells like dick in here"
     -Everybody around you
The "spoiler effect."

Score: 0          

Haiku #298521

His slow start really
     made people think he was worse
than he really was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298522

Those sort of 'jokes' are
     not going to help people
trust him. No worries!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298523

I would pay so much
     money for that Holy shit.
I did not know this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298524

Wish I also had
     Laptop Guy (if both could be
done at the same time).

Score: 0          

Haiku #298525

Felt like they blew their
     wad too early and didn't know
where to go from there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298526

Either way shit tests
     aren't playful or flirtatious
per definition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298527

There's the distinction
     between nationality
and ethnicity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298528

K So you won't be
     commenting anymore then.
Yes. You are correct.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298529

Happy vs Has
     so sick None of this "ole" crap,
Dorn What's wrong with you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298530

[deleted] At least
     he didn't die like most games would
have him. You too, pal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #296832

Technology would
     help, but economics is
pretty disruptive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298531

I think I need some
     time to grieve Dog's death and get
over what you did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298532

That's what I do when
     I should be taking contracts
or doing side quests.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298533

If you have any
     questions or concerns, please feel
free to message us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298534

Contact Steam Support.
     They couldn't have taken them
from you, anyways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298535

Hindsight, right? I doubt
     Kanye West and three days grace
is copyright free.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298536

When you write, focus
     on having all the detail
in the article.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298537

If it's law, it's law
     and my only recourse is
my congresswoman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298538

You have to really
     fuck up over the long term
for that to happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298539

Good point! I wouldn't
     be surprised if that was what
was happening to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298540

That should be enough."
     Do you go to commercial
agencies for crew?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298541

Serve with some raw sweet
     or red onion and sour cream
on top. Delicious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298542

[deleted] UPDATE:
     Looks like the Arcade Fire sign
announcement was fake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298543

In terms of meeting
     people and being social
the list is like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298544

It doesn't matter
     if it's a small item or
if it's a big one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298545

The article is
     incredibly confusing.
It was on the news.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298546

Guys, besides finals,
     I have three things left to do
for this semester.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298547

Good with strategy
     and can survive on my own
in the wilderness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298548

Why are you so down?
     Is there anyone you can
talk to about it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298549

then him getting worst
     which people are acting like
are one in the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298550

Its why I wasn't
     looking for a starting Guard
in the 5th round.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298551

If she contacts you
     to discuss it, or confirm
receipt, ignore her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298552

If your dark circles
     are more purple, go yellow;
if they're blue, go peach.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298554

Neon** I wasn't
     expecting to like this song
as much as I did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298555

And now you feel much
     more better these days cause you
write everything down?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298556

Antonio Brown's
     value plummeted when Vick
filled in for Big Ben.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298557

I *assumed* it might
     be something like that as well,
after a moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298558

So two mining camps?
     I feel that you are wasting
resources this way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298559

He would be "filing
     suit" for the damages caused
by breach of contract.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298560

Because that's how you
     spread polio. It's ok.
Let it consume you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298561

She should be getting
     more credit than he gets hate
and that's not the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298562

If this wasn't clear
     shoot me a private message
and ill help you out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298563

Someone tell me I'm
     wrong please! Make me eat my words!
Next, a brow pencil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298564

See what he tastes like.
     Actually it's hard work soaking
up all that comfort!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298566

I'm in love... His quotes
     are well and good, but I love
the way he plays, man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298567

Most probably, but if
     you don't feel comfortable
with it, that's ok!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298568

As long as it's all
     contained somewhere that I can
choose to ignore it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298569

Because they don't need
     to vote for him any more
in the primary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298570

And that soldier must
     have been significantly
better than your team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298571

I think that the scope
     should be very limited,
but it should be there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298572

You can say you are
     good looking, but another
may say otherwise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298573

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298644

If you get cordless
     electric get an extra
battery or two.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298645

I got in trouble
     after "Meg Ryan naked"
was in the history.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298646

Mexico will pay.
     Ah, good point. Thanks! Do you know
where I request that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298647

The plants most likely
     to be attacked are often
those we use for crops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298648

Plus, unless you live
     in a major city they're
pretty much worthless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298649

This is only one
     cour, so they'll focus more on
the actual plot. What?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298650

Except WoW Feel free.
     Yeah my friend never lets me
forget about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298651

Hey, friend, I'd really
     like it if you didn't put words
in my mouth like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298652

That's what I've always
     done as well, and I've never
had any complaints.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298653

But you just know there
     are people who think the dumb
bitch is in the right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298654

Report it! My hunch
     is that the Iron Islands
are all he has left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298655

Try this for six or
     seven months before doing
something more drastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298656

Why wouldn't God just
     make this plainly evident
to everybody?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298657

The need for these things
     also meant that there couldn't
be much of any.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298659

Death sounds like a much
     better option at this point.
Thanks for the warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298660

That's why it can be
     so easily exploited.
Hello, fellow kids!

Score: 0          

Haiku #298661

And I feel like Rose
     is integral to the game
driving that point home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298662

Dumb question, but how
     do Third Parties decide on
their nomination?

Score: 0          

Haiku #298663

The tag line will be
     about how a monster like
trump won our party.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298664

[deleted] Where are
     all these potholes everyone
is talking about.

Score: 0          


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