Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #172787

I have a letter
     that was flown aboard the space
shuttle challenger.

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Haiku #172788

Also had a chance
     at a friends birthday party
but I didn't do it.

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Haiku #172790

Americans killed
     off whole culture and put them
in reservations.

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Haiku #172792

This is sad, i got
     one 30min ago, but its on
NG lol sent!

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Haiku #172793

How much do they charge?
     And should I try to go there
in your opinion?

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Haiku #172794

That's true, we will see
     what he comes out with our how
daring he will be.

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Haiku #172795

And maybe going
     cheaper the next week if you
are over budget.

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Haiku #172796

The church does that all
     on it's own, I'm just pointing
out reality.

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Haiku #172797

Anyone joining
     those fucks deserves to lose more
than citizenship.

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Haiku #172798

It's only carried
     by that shop and is a nice
honeysuckle blend.

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Haiku #172799

Nothing can bring back
     all the work and passion you
put into your art...

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Haiku #172800

Did you do any
     extended cruises on it?
Thanks for your input!

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Haiku #172801

After that if you
     want to continue playing
you have to subscribe.

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Haiku #172802

I think you're supposed
     to be nicer to your sex
slaves than ISIS tho.

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Haiku #172872

Eventually you
     pay off your mortgage and no
longer are in debt.

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Haiku #172873

With "It" they probably
     mean all things, so more like "How
is your life going".

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Haiku #172874

*Who hands it down to*
     We will be right back after
this short commercial.

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Haiku #172875

Cool, thanks for the tip.
     I, what? If this is a joke
then I don't get it.

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Haiku #172876

No surprise really.
     Whoa! Where is this and what'd
the bear do? Wait, what?

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Haiku #172877

Awesome! Loving it.
     Yeah, but think of the money
the guy? saves on shoes!

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Haiku #172878

Got a nicer shirt?
     How has your life changed? You told
none of your story.

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Haiku #172879

Very demonic.
     You're not a sensitive like
I and my mom are.

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Haiku #172880

The license can be
     issued for a five year term,
or a lifetime term.

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Haiku #172881

I know what you mean...
     OP could have at least posted
[this picture instead.

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Haiku #172882

As a Mennonite
     had to zoom in to see if
I knew anyone.

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Haiku #172883

Are you really sure
     you should be mucking about
in network settings?

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Haiku #172884

If only allies
     can see it then you can mark
wards with it though, right?

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Haiku #172885

There was a bad batch
     going around town one year
when I was in school.

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Haiku #172886

I order from there
     all the time when I'm smoking
the devils lettuce.

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Haiku #172887

If you've cleared them, there
     may be a couple other
issues going on.

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Haiku #172888

If you need a car
     to park itself, you shouldn't
be parking a car.

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Haiku #172889

There's Kennedy Space
     Center, if science and stars
and stuff is your thing.

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Haiku #172890

I didn't really splash
     out on Magic until things
were looking brighter.

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Haiku #172893

I think she's making
     fun of me because I think
the stairs are creepy.

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Haiku #172894

[deleted] Quite right.
     King Darius of Persia
married his sister.

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Haiku #172895

It's because they aren't
     individually the best.
They're the best DUO.

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Haiku #172896

For those who didn't, don't
     bother trying to explain it.
Thank you very much!

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Haiku #172897

And yet people think
     I'm bad for hoping they get
clipped by drunk drivers.

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Haiku #172898

It should be noted
     that correlation does not
equal causation.

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Haiku #172899

I will be travelling
     from Minnesota to Las
Vegas Nevada.

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Haiku #172900

That, Harry Potter,
     is the diary of Roger
Bacon." That's awesome!

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Haiku #172902

Thanks again! This is
     definitely what I've been
finding to be true.

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Haiku #172903

Not to mention his
     tough stance on guns, and loosened
restrictions on banks.

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Haiku #172904

Source? Or he is just
     going outside more This can't
be real anymore.

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Haiku #172905

There's that. The one thing
     to remember is you will
never get better.

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Haiku #172906

Malcolm X, Eldridge
     Cleaver, H Rap Brown, Marcus
Garvey and the like.

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Haiku #172907

Thank you! Don't worry,
     just pointed it out, didn't mean
to freak you out mate.

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Haiku #172908

They even the balls
     to say they are making nukes
and they won't back down.

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Haiku #172909

The camera would seem
     to make as much a difference
as the abstinence.

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Haiku #172910

[deleted] It may
     be overpriced but it sure
is damn convenient.

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Haiku #172911

So cool it. Or I'll
     have to teach you a lesson
in humility.

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Haiku #172912

I love to meet new
     people and I am always
happy to help out.

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Haiku #172913

But maybe that's just
     my hospital in the most
red state in the US.

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Haiku #172914

It doesn't matter
     how many players as long
as it's a 5-key game.

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Haiku #172915

It'll happen. It might
     take time but eventually
you will find your niche.

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Haiku #172916

Then I met people
     who's parents are not like mine
and my world view changed.

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Haiku #172917

Fan boycotts prove you
     love the Cowboys, not saying
nice things about them.

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Haiku #172918

Bob checks his after
     Alice leaves and finds he has
the blue piece of chalk.

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Haiku #172919

It takes a little
     getting used to when you're on
the receiving end.

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Haiku #172920

AM I THE ONLY
     ONE WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT
THE RULES AROUND HERE?

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Haiku #172921

You know where this "me"
     guy is so i can ask him
if he is donut?

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Haiku #172922

Serum Visions is
     better earlier, and Sleight
is better later.

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Haiku #172923

If you have what you
     need to go off then Prism
gets you there faster.

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Haiku #172924

Have the 'Do it Good'
     single as well which I still
play regularly.

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Haiku #172925

[deleted] Nice haul!
     Don't the squash start to turn bad
when they get that big?

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Haiku #172926

or writing letters
     to people via snail mail
or email. Something.

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Haiku #172927

The manly powers.
     You also show your powers
by growing a beard.

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Haiku #172928

It sounds like he is
     just reading the ratings off
the hitch receiver.

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Haiku #172929

But if their on US
     soil, yeah arrest, try, and jail
if needed makes sense.

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Haiku #172930

That I wouldn't be
     able to control my life
for the next few years.

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Haiku #172931

Take notes. Well I would
     like to improve my english
:P too irons? no!

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Haiku #172933

I got the same thing!
     Thought I was high or something.
Guy under a car?

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Haiku #172934

I have ONE button
     to press and I still just fail
horribly with him.

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Haiku #172935

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

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Haiku #172936

I believe it was
     my fault being that hopeful
about it. Oh well.

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Haiku #172937

I pray every night.
     one sliver of the problem
is still the problem.

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Haiku #172938

If the state funds men's
     shelters it will take money
from women's shelters.

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Haiku #172939

I think he's going
     to put up better numbers
than Marshall this year.

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Haiku #172940

If you do not like
     the policy, then campaign
against such people.

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Haiku #172941

Why did that bird take
     so long to find the right notes?
So many questions.

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Haiku #172942

Hope there are no kids
     involved yet, that give her more
power over you.

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Haiku #172943

Who knows what other
     similar mushrooms exist
though, I live in WA.

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Haiku #172944

Kerrigan mining.
     I have a big hole, its just
one Tony gave me.

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Haiku #172945

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your savings.

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Haiku #172946

Just like there is no
     perfect solution there is
no quick solution.

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Haiku #172947

Simple. I FUCKING
     HATE THAT SHIT!!! Man I would love
to go to Ireland.

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Haiku #172948

Not much after that,
     you have to start building slabs
and inscribing them.

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Haiku #172949

I typed it, it's there
     if you click source, not showing
up for some reason.

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Haiku #172950

Not sure how that would
     be practical but they might
have a middle ground!

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Haiku #172951

Thank you!! This is some
     seriously good advice
and I love your quote.

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Haiku #172952

I think Evans seems
     to be the only one who
is even trying that.

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Haiku #172953

Side note, my ears get
     real hot when I wear the 7506's.
I love open back.

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Haiku #172954

Hell, I barely played
     any junior varsity
games as a senior.

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Haiku #172955

And you pull the line
     that those US satellites didn't
pick anything up?

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Haiku #172956

You'll mostly likely
     have some really bad input
delay through the card.

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Haiku #172957

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your savings.

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Haiku #172958

Raking leaves. He was
     remembering a friend he lost
right in front of him.

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Haiku #172959

Someone suggested
     'The Queen' 'The Queen', said Oscar,
'is not a subject'..

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Haiku #172960

Like when Princess Anne
     married plain old Tim Lawrence
who is now Sir Tim.

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Haiku #172961

How did you manage
     to get the Linen Bottom
leg parts black as well?

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Haiku #172962

That's basically how
     I always put it. You just
can't compare the two.

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Haiku #172963

Good question, would love
     to hear his reply What would
you like in exchange?

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Haiku #172964

They are in the sales
     business, not the consumer
protection business.

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Haiku #172965

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your savings.

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Haiku #172966

I kept on travelling
     backwards, until more dim lights
started to appear.

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Haiku #172967

[deleted] Because
     the Sixers were moving on
to play the Lakers.

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Haiku #172968

Yes "wives" We don't care
     about suits that fit we're freaks!!!!!
The Oatmeal artist?

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Haiku #172969

It's the absolute
     best the sport has to offer
in every aspect.

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Haiku #172970

We need the tigers
     to beat the roosters for us
to stay in the comp.

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Haiku #172971

I was craving ice
     cream but I had some so B)
Amish fruit bowl please!

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Haiku #172972

It avoids any
     holes that allow oil to seep
into your filling.

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Haiku #172973

I've stuck my finger
     in outlets as a small child,
it was worse than this.

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Haiku #172975

I saw their comments
     before being deleted
and they had a point.

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Haiku #172976

Once you get into
     building your own coils, this site
will be essential.

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Haiku #172977

I think you start by
     saving up some money, lots
and lots of money.

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Haiku #172978

I took out very
     minimal loans, and also
worked all through college.

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Haiku #172979

If he was really
     this funny I surely would
have voted for him!

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Haiku #172980

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

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Haiku #172981

The size of the blade
     doesn't really determine
whether it's a knife.

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Haiku #172982

I'm much more social
     once I know someone, but it's
hard for me at first.

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Haiku #172983

I used to fill up
     my car more than once a week
coming from Harvey.

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Haiku #172984

Apart from the fact
     that, it was a very sweet
gesture and comment..

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Haiku #172985

You might as well play
     the Benny Hill theme as you
roll out in this one.

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Haiku #172986

I'm not sure if it's
     on iOS though Heh joes or
the pickled okra.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172987

I genuinely
     thought OP thought this was legit
when I first saw it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172988

I appreciate
     the effort looking for deals
while on a budget.

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Haiku #172989

keeps on saying not
     responding no matter what
options you select.

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Haiku #172990

and also maybe
     not constantly breath heavy
and have better skin.

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Haiku #172991

I will be reading
     the link you provided first
thing in the morning!

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Haiku #172992

Especially older
     people because they are great
people to talk to.

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Haiku #138648

If there is, fix it.
     Make sure you only allow
in what you want in.

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Haiku #172994

"Vapid attention
     whores" who probably regretted
swiping right on you.

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Haiku #172995

I'm just another
     civilized person who thinks
computers are cool.

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Haiku #172996

May we continue
     to grow strong as a nation!.
What does your flair mean?

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Haiku #172997

I started reading
     that as a sentence and thought
you were retarded.

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Haiku #172998

And here we observe
     someone who doesn't know what
the word redneck means...

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Haiku #172999

And maybe it did
     not predict but inspire. I...
did not. One months rent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173000

I would love to hear
     your parents opinions on
the village people.

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Haiku #173001

Take for example,
     cars, watches, women's handbags,
shoes, suits, apparel.

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Haiku #173002

They can help you find
     tools and support that you can
use to push through this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173003

This is so perfect,
     you're so right on the money.
The horde was awesome.

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Haiku #173004

Wasn't anything
     'civil' about it, but it's
the same idea.

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Haiku #173005

The only way could
     be your "Best Life Now" is if
you're going to Hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173006

Just like there is no
     perfect solution there is
no quick solution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173008

Shit. That chair alone
     is probably more expensive
than my dual 780ti build.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173009

many artists get
     their start performing in church
and with gospel groups.

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Haiku #173010

Sorry if that's too
     personal a question, you
don't have to answer.

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Haiku #173011

[deleted] I love
     letting them catch fire and then
blowing out the flame.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173012

In other words let
     the westerners beat themselves
and you will be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210064

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

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Haiku #173013

Is there anyway
     we can get in touch with you?
I would like to help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173014

Meaning someone pays
     taxes because they have to.
Should they earn more? Yes.

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Haiku #173015

A really simple
     thing once you notice it, but
very effective.

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Haiku #173016

Good job. I also
     think you should add back the far
left beam on the E's.

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Haiku #173017

But it was awesome
     seeing Burndy get impaled
after that Red Hawk.

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Haiku #171522

Otherwise i'm just
     enjoying being single
as much as I can.

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Haiku #173018

That's exceedingly
     unlikely, considering
how most of those work.

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Haiku #173019

The town I'm living
     in has barely established
itself at the time.

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Haiku #173020

I just told him what
     option is leading, he is
awfully excited.

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Haiku #173021

Made me so happy
     to see him contribute like
that in the playoffs.

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Haiku #173022

She doesn't get off.
     The car stops at the sixth floor.
She doesn't get off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173023

"Shut it Gluttony,
     we agreed to let Envy
handle this." Wrath snapped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173024

I don't have the right
     to ground (falsely imprison)
another adult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173025

It sucks, but Dragon
     Con cannot book every room
in the hotel. sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173026

A helmet won't help
     you if it is not covering
your head properly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173027

This master race is
     evolving into something
more superior!

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Haiku #173028

Fuck Comcast. And I'm
     not even American.
Isn't that dirty?

Score: 0          

Haiku #173029

It seems to me like
     this product category
is ripe for fashion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173030

If you can't do that,
     then make it at least FEEL like
that's what's going on.

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Haiku #173031

Really? FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
     FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

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Haiku #173032

The best way I can
     describe it is a Thin Mint
dipped in Earl Grey tea.

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Haiku #173033

I miss the old days
     :c More like national I Should
Not Have Done That day.

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Haiku #173034

Good luck I did once
     try to play mid button hand
to my friends mouse hand.

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Haiku #173035

Your an idiot.
     What do you mean no one can
afford to live here?

Score: 0          

Haiku #173036

However, I would
     point out that "calls of concern"
are not a problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173037

You may want to turn
     the zombie damage down too.
Or your damage up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173038

You're still doing it.
     It's these feminists who give
the rest a bad name.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173039

My four bell pepper
     plants have been giving off some
great tasting peppers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173040

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your savings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173041

Come on man, it's not
     that bad and Calculus is
actually kinda fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173042

It was my first time
     at that park so I didn't know
there was a down hill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173043

The temperature will
     be fine, then, but the airflow
bit is pretty bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173044

Doesn't stop people
     from saying it anyway.
Unfortunately.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173045

If you want to be
     "specific" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173046

It does for stills but
     Maxwell is not viable
for animation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173047

It took me awhile
     to notice, because you aren't
supposed to exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173048

Blonde on the left has
     kind of odd bending going
on with her elbow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173049

So that's why they moved.
     The "touching" happened a week
prior to his move.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173050

Is there a hidden
     compartment or sac in there
filled with "squirt" fluid?

Score: 0          

Haiku #173051

However, there are
     plenty of people who need
speeds faster than that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173052

Neither of them are
     worth a damn if they get dived
by someone with burst.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173053

Unfortunately
     in your case I can't since you
didn't show the whole deck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173054

Elephant on fire
     just got doused and swept away
by a thunderstorm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173055

I'd be all over
     that guy! HYDRA seconds that.
Holy shit, really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #173056

I'm hoping that no
     one buys it and they don't make
exclusives for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173057

The square and compass
     I was referring to is
farther up his arm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173058

Tell the girl you want
     to date her, without knowing
she likes you or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173059

Neither of the two
     clubs mentioned had managers
on World Cup duty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #138716

Staying silent is
     kind of a bygone option
at this point. Also.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173060

Did you know? Looks cool.
     You might think about opting
for a different case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173061

The wedding cake was
     okay, but the reception
was incredible.

Score: 0          


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