Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #295402

It's the only way
     I can play. But if that mod
didn't exist we're screwed.

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Haiku #295403

When you restore them
     and lube them properly, they're
outstanding switches.

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Haiku #295404

Although the new guide
     quest rewards are much better
I wouldn't restart.

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Haiku #295405

LETS GO METS. He just
     needs some penicillin tea
and the will to live.

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Haiku #295406

Ahah yes. You think
     I don't know that? That's not what
I'm talking about.

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Haiku #295407

Welcome Stick with what
     you got, way too much value
you're giving up here.

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Haiku #295408

I would honestly
     add being told to calm down
when I am angry.

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Haiku #295409

Can i talk to you
     about your lord and savior
butter and garlic?

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Haiku #295410

Yelled out a younger
     female voice, clearly Scottish
like Armstrong himself.

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Haiku #295411

It makes it really
     hard for a work to be judged
on it's own merits.

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Haiku #295412

shit i just played "spot
     the difference" and it does look
different, oh well! Large?

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Haiku #295413

However, the film
     was excellent and very
true to the story.

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Haiku #295414

The Office from from
     Roy's perspective. Our decker's
matrix icon is____.

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Haiku #295415

Have you heard about
     lone stars new secret weapon?
There are rumors it's___.

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Haiku #295416

yeah bit undersized,
     runs hard, looks for contact, can
catch out the backfield.

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Haiku #295417

Nope, it's the only
     legendary that you can
catch more than one of.

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Haiku #295418

I just said it's good
     for us because it forces
FROM to fix their shit.

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Haiku #295419

Crazy how much some
     people's collections are worth.
Pretty awesome. Thanks!

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Haiku #295420

Still may be able
     to wiggle your way into
the points, regardless.

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Haiku #295421

Right now I am sick
     with a cough and cold, but no
abdominal pain.

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Haiku #295422

Wow thanks! Keep in mind,
     I'm not a fan of the arts,
museums bore me.

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Haiku #295423

Forcing them to play
     off curve for a turn really
delays their game plan.

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Haiku #295424

DON'T GIVE UP ITS NOT
     SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE JUST
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.

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Haiku #295425

You can duck discharge.
     Electro webs usually
happen near a wall.

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Haiku #295426

Also, slave labour
     is okay since without it,
I have less money.

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Haiku #295427

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #295428

is when some asshole
     gets removed from whatever
place they're fouling up.

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Haiku #295429

Is it required if
     you want to get a license?
What's the process like?

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Haiku #295430

ANALYSIS STRENGTHS
     Consistent and productive
for three, straight seasons.

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Haiku #295431

Can be swallowed whole
     by climbing linebackers who
get their mitts on him.

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Haiku #295432

I don't care about
     identity, I just want
rings guys. I crave them.

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Haiku #295433

I was so giddy.
     So satisfied. Patience had
won out in the end.

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Haiku #295434

I apologize.
     Well he's the one attacking.
epic show Ops. Thanks.

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Haiku #295435

Would have been a huge
     coincidence him being
on the jury though.

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Haiku #295436

[removed] site's back up!
     That's really satisfying.
Well, there's our fullback!

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Haiku #295437

Thanks for sharing more.
     I felt incomplete after
I saw the main one.

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Haiku #295438

I'm laughing so hard
     cause actually happen to me
the other day Nope.

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Haiku #295439

I'm confused and ask
     to confirm what he's saying,
and he repeats it.

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Haiku #295440

Thank you!! And that's great
     news that everything has worked
out so well for you!

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Haiku #295441

They did great just like
     I said, they have the almost
perfect idea.

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Haiku #295442

The economy
     has evolved and has become
completely different.

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Haiku #295443

I'm a reporter.
     A trade, not a profession
like journalism.

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Haiku #295444

Wow, shit you can say
     when people idolize you.
[deleted] Thanks guys!

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Haiku #295445

Could also have some
     snow in shadow for some nice
saturated blues.

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Haiku #295447

And as time has gone
     by, I've learned other people
cant stand her either.

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Haiku #295448

Unless, of course, you
     are looking for reasons not
to go to the gym.

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Haiku #295449

Have fun! Quite behind
     depending on which epic
you compare it to.

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Haiku #295450

Then I remember
     that there is a big detail
I need to find out...

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Haiku #295453

There is an inverse
     relationship between current
(flow) and resistance.

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Haiku #295454

That is not a slam.
     I love playing racquetball
in my livingroom.

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Haiku #295455

Hail hydra Well from
     what I understand, that makes
you pretty lucky.

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Haiku #295457

I wasn't able
     to make it today again
due to health issues.

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Haiku #295458

A country isn't
     obligated to allow
other people in.

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Haiku #295459

There's just no way yet
     for us to efficiently
broaden that picture.

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Haiku #295460

[deleted] A bit
     late to the thread, but have some
advice anyway.

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Haiku #295461

(Cheat meals are cool, but
     keep it to once a fortnight
or something) Good luck.

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Haiku #295462

Call it what u want.
     You sound like you use airflow
to regulate heat.

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Haiku #295463

He may have to think
     about things, so keep trying if
he dismisses you.

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Haiku #295464

I'm glad that you seem
     to be excited about
your arranged marriage.

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Haiku #295465

As far as rails go,
     I'm not experiencing
things the way you are.

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Haiku #295466

We had a pretty
     good laugh about it after.
I never said that.

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Haiku #295467

Don't let him shame you.
     Some people want to keep s
child no matter what.

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Haiku #295468

So the audience
     is initially into
the exploitation.

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Haiku #295608

I'd rather hear from
     Harbaugh or Jed York even.
Damn, you're right Okay!

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Haiku #295609

I think i've said too
     much now but lol thanks.
YES [deleted] Hey!

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Haiku #295610

You have to toggle
     between your resources, rates
and workers quite much.

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Haiku #295611

Just covering my base
     in case you meant your comment
and not the thread. Thanks!

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Haiku #295612

Steal Of my heart I've
     been in and out of the scene
for the last few months.

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Haiku #295613

He really isn't
     as bad as the media
makes him out to be.

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Haiku #295614

That's just a rough range
     as i'm not sure exactly
what you're going for.

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Haiku #295615

Getting raises like
     that almost always requires
switching employers.

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Haiku #295616

[removed] [deleted]
     Steal of the draft right here Just
renewed yesterday.

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Haiku #295617

I haven't gotten
     past the beginner level,
but I'm good at it.

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Haiku #295618

You called the police
     when you saw one on your roof
and it ran away.

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Haiku #295619

You act as if them
     confronting him with the phone
log is a trump card.

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Haiku #295620

Having stood in place
     lone enough the green pool was
clearly visible.

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Haiku #295621

Colon Rodeo?
     [removed] Maybe my group is
what you're looking for.

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Haiku #295622

The topology
     doesn't really care about
the causal structure.

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Haiku #295623

These two fit the bill
     pretty good I have the same
problem with Zed laugh.

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Haiku #295624

If caught your actions
     will be disavowed and you
will receive no help.

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Haiku #295625

Open your anus
     I never said that this would
work in the real world.

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Haiku #295626

Sounds like some guys are
     finally getting smarter
about hitting him.

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Haiku #295627

All someone has do
     is ask Sanders if he plans
on raising taxes.

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Haiku #295628

I don't think Linda
     wanted the role that Yoko
seemed to embellish.

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Haiku #295629

If you don't like what
     your doctor recommends, get
another doctor?

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Haiku #295630

Bigger elephant
     is this wouldn't have flown if
Ralph was still around.

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Haiku #295631

He's been starting off
     on the right wing and drifting
deeper and deeper.

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Haiku #295632

It might be on his
     personal computer, but
his family has that.

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Haiku #295633

"I love golf." Michael
     Waltrip. Guys, this is one way
to protect Wilson.

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Haiku #295634

When you finally
     beat a Gym Leader you've been
stuck on for a while.

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Haiku #295635

The lack of regard
     for human life here is, what
I'm thinking about.

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Haiku #295636

Everyone agrees
     Scientology is shit,
and dangerous. Right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295637

We have a winner!
     No, seriously, their plan
was *hilarious*.

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Haiku #295638

If she makes a big
     deal about it, then it will
probably never work.

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Haiku #295639

If she just let's you
     be you and does her own thing,
you might have a chance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295640

Whoever doesn't
     think this man had no motive
is in denial.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295641

Down votes are probably
     because this more has to do
with lifting technique.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295642

Was getting the head
     on the plug as hard for you
as it was for me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295643

I was gonna say
     "when the sun dies" but maybe
we sort something out.

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Haiku #295644

So you get washed out
     constantly by the signal
to noise ratio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295645

Approaching people
     based on similar interests
is always better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295646

They manage data
     the exact same way and use
the same components.

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Haiku #295647

Seriously though,
     tor and incognito mode
are very different.

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Haiku #295648

Why can they never
     get a decent robot mode
for the character?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295650

A few suggestions:
     --Don't put fetches or duals
in your mana base.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295651

Strong liked that. I don't
     know, but I really don't think
that's happened before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295652

If the teacher says
     he needs one, will your ex be
more amenable?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295653

It will be slow, I'm
     sure but I'll try, now that it's
getting nicer out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295654

However, on some
     hikes it's always best practice
to not go alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295655

Trump wants the same thing,
     if you wanna blame Clinton
you can't not blame Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295656

How would you feel if
     I told you if encountered
you people before?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295657

He could have been just
     as entertaining without
being in the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295658

I will take a break
     until tomorrow and look
at some other games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295659

the person who is
     going to cover for me
starts training next week...

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Haiku #295660

Still, people shouldn't
     let that stop them from making
awesome things with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295661

Yeah it's weird. They're not
     always there but I saw them
on Friday. Three cops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295662

When I was living
     there I saw him riding by
almost every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295663

Sure it is, he should
     be doing a lot better
coming off of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295664

I had the same thing
     happen to me but she said
my dick was too small.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295665

Whoever helps me
     get a job here gets free lunch
or coffee on me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295666

Like the type that would
     torture children for minor
mistakes or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295667

When we hear some one
     else sigh we reflexively
want to do it too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295668

Look, Drake, I know you
     want to get rid of them, but
I *don't want your scales.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295669

EDIT: If the room
     is carpeted, then i'll just
learn how to program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295670

You don't understand:
     Every country's misfortune
is the white man's fault.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295671

Did Arsenal come
     knocking on your door and ask
you to support them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295672

Anyway, I could
     go on and on, but I guess
those are the broad strokes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295673

Also if you are
     running solo stuff your pack
with blues and clothes drops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295674

The computer or
     console is just a vessel
that runs the software.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295675

It's stressful for them,
     it is her business and right
to tell who she wants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295676

i've lived in many
     major cities and it's all
the same with this shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295677

not all women look
     like these beasts here, but a great
many "think" like them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295749

I didn't really care
     for the Z and the Corvette
was just too damn fast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295750

They are throwing darts.
     [deleted] Exactly Man,
this is terrible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295751

Unless its being
     sold at an incredible
discount, I would pass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295752

Now of course there is
     probably a big racism
problem in China.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295753

I feel like I should
     remember this from something.
What's it from again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295754

ONE SPOT BEFORE US
     [deleted] Fuck yes! FUCK were
the pats eyeing him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295755

TIL people take pride
     in living here Jesus Christ
that would freaking suck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #295757

Recipe below.
     I'm hoping the whole cat pee
thing isn't true though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295758

I am a Family
     practitioner (PA not Dr), don't
have reference on hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295759

I don't trust random
     people on the Internet
to consider me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295760

Apparently his
     hair style wasn't gonna get
lots of attention?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295761

I don't mind dropping
     the money if it's worth it.
Thanks for the response!

Score: 0          

Haiku #295762

If she did, she'd had
     come up with a smooth excuse.
Nice. Best of luck, all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295763

NYX Lip Lingerie
     in Embellishment, Ruffle
Trim, and Lace Detail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295764

well i am being
     aggressive its a stupid
thought to remove it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295765

You mean the little
     pathway that the giant squid
with the axe comes from?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295766

So yes, illegals
     do protest and commit crimes
in reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295767

The set up didn't need
     to be as long as it was.
Not by a long shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295768

However, you said
     the slaves are concentrated
is Muslim countries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295769

(on phone, not easy
     to look up right now) I was
thinking the same thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295770

Have an objective
     for the said guild and assign
tasks, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295771

Firm, comfortable,
     and which can help me correct
my shitty posture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295772

I can set her mind
     at ease on that point. Still am.
And no. Medical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295773

Hawkins and Hartline
     are really the only two
who I think will stay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295774

It feels really good
     in the jungle cause its good
for your early clear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295775

They're rapists. And some,
     I assume, are good people."
They're not sending YOU.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295776

It's definitely
     worth a watch specially if you
enjoyed the movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295777

Their shared history trumps
     the fact that Jaime may or
may not have raped her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295778

They might have a lot
     to remove and are barely
keeping up, who knows.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295779

See, I've never seen
     another one anywhere
other than in porn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295780

It gets a little
     tiresome after a while
but it's a good game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295781

Since Carl Sagan is
     dead, he won't be challenging
anything I say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295782

ty Sounds like they could
     have lifted it on the pipe.
That's some strong pipe though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295783

Even that kid looks
     like he's trying to find a way
out of the rally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295784

How about tracking
     down the audience members
to get impressions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295785

Just build some new ones.
     Ah yes, those liberals sure do
love ISIS! I don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295786

He could have been just
     as entertaining without
being in the way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295787

But his supporters
     have sure convinced me a large
number of them are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295788

Hopefully I catch
     that break though! Don't draft that guy.
Terrible spiral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295789

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295790

Keeps you interested
     when you are learning something
you really enjoy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295791

I don't know if there
     are going to be any
consequences yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295792

That said, I don't think
     either of those examples
are worth reporting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295793

You can KNOW the truth
     and the truth will set you free!
Spend time in the Word.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295794

But when you bring up
     your player card, your speed is
what your base speed is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295795

Can we stick to those
     before we go overboard
with the what if, please?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295796

Green Party people
     should have voted for Bernie
in the primary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295797

I'm doing my best
     to see that through. Thanks! "The Great".
Where do you guys live?

Score: 0          

Haiku #295798

Also: I Have No
     Mouth And I Must Scream. Its just
way too cerebral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295799

It's still extremely
     surprising that Charter can
afford this. DEFENSE!!!!

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Haiku #295800

Slim fit jeans, wallet
     chain and checkered Vans looks odd.
Top half looks find tho.

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Haiku #295801

Boyle was denied his
     shot at Abby and I think
that's still simmering.

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Haiku #295802

Yeah, that was the one
     that pissed me off most Me too,
except yes homo.

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Haiku #295803

Not that it's a bad
     thing, it's just that it doesn't
interest me as much.

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Haiku #295804

It is frustrating
     how saturated the field
is becoming here.

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Haiku #295805

Were can I get one?
     How old are you? Are you trying
alone or with friends?

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Haiku #295806

Lol Maybe
     Manila major before
TI6, don't you think so?

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Haiku #295807

This is where you can
     truly feel his spirit when
you understand this.

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Haiku #295808

Since I don't follow
     Montreal all that closely,
how's Porter doing?

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Haiku #295809

How is Jeremy
     Cash still on the board? This is
weird, why'd they do it?

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Haiku #295810

WHY they are getting
     married is not your business,
but feel free to judge.

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Haiku #295811

National Lifeguard here,
     many candidates worry
about the timed swim.

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Haiku #295812

My first aerial
     was just driving up the wall
and getting lucky.

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Haiku #295813

If you want to make
     high ranks dust everything wild
and everything bad.

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Haiku #295814

That's awesome. Mine is
     about the same average. Ha.
Like your collection!

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Haiku #295815

I'm glad you asked though
     and wish nobody here tried
shaming you for it.

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Haiku #295816

"I'm coming!" I called
     out, slinging the dry jacket
over my shoulder.

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Haiku #295817

Thank you! And yeah sure,
     I'll make him next. Manganese.
It's an element.

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Haiku #295818

He could retire from
     office, come out, and then get
his own show. Go Pax!

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