Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

These pages are regenerated every 1 hour with updated scores -- please browse and upvote/downvote away.

Top Next Previous Worst

Page 326 of 1746

Haiku #289966

Whereas I felt Jones
     was only starting to see
the top of his room.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289967

That's all I can say
     for now since I'm at work on
my phone lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289968

Right, but I thought Kai
     was coming back to the O
this year. Maybe not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289969

I think he's ranked low
     because he has a high skill
floor and no escape.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289970

You **SLUT** or **WHORE** or
     **WHATEVER**! How dare you not
go to lunch with me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #289973

I thought for a while
     that Frank or Conway had set
up the kidnapping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289974

My opinion is
     because Nintendo never
has freebies or sales.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289975

I've read about it,
     cost of living is supposed
to be ultra cheap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289977

Also, if this is
     really an Arab, he's got
pretty good English.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289978

It seems like we've lost
     the ability to see
things a certain way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289979

They should then remove
     the penalty for kicking
the ball out of bounds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289980

and of course, after
     staying years in the business,
you see things different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289981

Attitude is way
     more important than even,
say, a face tattoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289982

Maybe after years
     and years people come to yearn
the tournament musk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289983

Many cops ignore
     the law and even use their
own phones while driving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289984

I participate
     in all the contests with them
so just in general?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289985

Im not measuring
     speed traveled of my camera.
Im an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289986

Look back in your books
     and you'll see, division has
always led to war.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289987

I don't remember,
     and just may not have noticed,
outright bias. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289988

try and attend some
     courses, whatever the trade
you want to get in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289989

Nobody hears them,
     nobody wants to help them
or to integrate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289990

who cares what he things?
     His reasons are dumb, and it's
just his opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289991

That cannot and should
     be swayed by outside events
and accusations.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289992

I see, it sucks but
     I just have to stop being
impatient I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289993

add me [deleted]
     It's the reason I put up
with the bugs. Love it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289994

Before you lash out
     again, think very, very
hard on what you say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289995

The Orthodoxy
     is vast and powerful, but
eyes are opening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289996

If it's a Trump or
     Cruz nomination I would
probably vote Johnson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289997

That carried over
     to the new film industry
out of tradition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289998

[deleted] [removed]
     Because he's under contract
for another team?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289999

For the most part you'll
     find 'normal' accents in San
Fran or Seattle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290000

Yea.. what i meant was
     he has a really hard time
against Lux and LB.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290001

You're blind then. I didn't
     say anything that wasn't
objectively true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290002

If it's Hillary
     as the nominee I cast
my vote for Jill Stein.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290003

I think it was pure
     coincidence that he was
flipping her the bird.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290004

Yeah, I thought there might
     be an item or something
up there but no dice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290005

With redstone. Send them
     your hilarious dogs, I'm
sure Fry misses his.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290006

If you want to "own
     the economy", just keep
farming and trading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290007

That, and nobody
     can really get a good look
at what you're doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290008

Make sure you clearly
     document that the lease is
for a three mont term.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290009

Is that how we make
     Archer references Barry?
Just one number please!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290010

Remember this is
     about some more important
than building robots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276780

But I want smaller
     doses over a longer
period of time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290011

You must be very
     glad almost all flashlights come
in black. Can confirm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290012

Over the years I've
     learned there's a trick to making
long hours easier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290013

However, it seems
     that you have completely missed
the point of my posts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290014

That with some local
     yeast might make a decent new
england farm house ale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290015

Eventually all
     that will fade as I grow bored.
Just one number please!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290016

What matters is what
     you make of it and if you're
happy with yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290017

Free After Rebate?
     Nicest ones I've seen all day!
Wow you're so witty!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290018

[removed] So my friend
     is an idiot and didn't
tell you what was wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290019

It was like training
     wheels for when we actually went
full on joint accounts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290020

Williams might have been
     almost serviceable if
Kam had been himself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290021

But there's no real way
     to know, unless SE decides
to run a survey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290022

They don't want people
     to get good through such a quick
system like sandbox.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290023

I avoid it *like
     the fucking plague* around all
major holidays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290024

Is "Robert" Robert
     California? In that case
I change my answer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290025

or comfortable?
     at 40-50k a year i would be
quite comfortable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290170

Then, you just watch girls
     dance like you'd watch a football
game on the tv.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290171

Oh my god then why
     was it even Fucking made?
I hate this logic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290172

I hate this logic.
     No artists makes Shit that is
good for what it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290173

Like i said before
     that, Koba planned on using
twins to backup Su.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290174

In fairness, they do
     anything they can to make
Hillary look bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290175

I have an android
     tablet and I have also
no new tournament.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290176

Is there anyway
     we could get upcoming T2
games on the sidebar?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290177

As for the game, it's
     the first game of the season
so it's early days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290178

Do you understand
     what applying the modern
lens to history means?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290179

Or my personal
     favorite, 'I just haven't been
feeling well lately'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290180

I look at other
     methods and keep coming back
to the French Press. Yeah!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290181

I mean i get what
     you're saying, but I'll always
take the best player.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290182

This is not a world
     to use for a hack master
vampire slaying game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290183

Down here in Houston
     the Chronicle endorsed Jeb
before he backed out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290184

Welcome to Raleigh!
     [deleted] Patience has worked
for me. And two nets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290186

If he shaved his head
     I am convinced he'd be signed
by Barcelona.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290187

Like the thick Kevlar
     jackets with arm guards and shit
See above answer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290188

I think life starts when
     you leave the home and you can
make your own choices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290189

I wish we were friends.
     They shouldn't have used water
canons on them though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290190

They shouldn't have used
     water canons on them though.
They weren't rioting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290191

Is beast blood simply
     blood that have been infected
with nano machines?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290192

Trudeau claimed he can
     get an apology from
the Pope for that one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290193

I'll have to look up
     void meditation, as I've
never heard of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290194

In the Middle East?
     Probably not. In Europe? Yes,
most definitely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290195

Do you think we would
     have left a base standing if
we knew where it was?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290196

Might resonate more
     if you're still in high school or
have recently left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290197

I'm knee deep in shit.
     Almost like the guy swimming
in the septic tank...

Score: 0          

Haiku #290198

Anyway, I hope
     this MAT program is the right
step forward for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290199

Damn humble bundles
     Farmer farming despite his
farm being on fire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290200

And maybe then, those
     earlier sequences won't
bother me so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290201

Regardless of how
     you feel about the issue,
this is censorship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290202

My wife and I are
     new in our transition, we'll
see you in an hour!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290203

Some of them offer
     exclusive spells you cannot
get anywhere else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290204

Literally made me
     walk away from the movie
when I first saw it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290205

Restaurants in Europe
     have started adding service
charges to the bills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290206

They're the people who
     are going to spend money
to see the movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290208

In my kaplan books,
     its stated that constants will
be given to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290209

*He watches them leave,
     wondering whether or not
that actually happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290210

Basically, Colborn
     says he doesn't remember
when he made the call.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290211

Like I said, never
     without a sidearm loaded
and open carried.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290212

This isn't what "most"
     people experience by
any measure. Some?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290213

Some? Sure, maybe. Most?
     Not by any means. Life is
tough for everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290214

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290215

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290216

I was trying to show
     how drugs have completely changed
the person he is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290217

I'm sorry I don't
     understand your point, they talk
about cuts a lot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290218

Dean Ambrose should be
     taking crazy lessons from
Kenny Omega.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290219

It might be worth heat
     molding the liners if you
haven't already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290220

However, they didn't
     really burn anyone who
had already pledged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290221

There's even photo
     evidence of some of this.
That's your opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #255755

She slammed the phone down
     on me and I have never
heard from her again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290222

My sister in laws
     cousin lost his vision from
not taking them out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290223

couldn't tell you why.
     this one is gonna stay up
though Just a little?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290224

If you need any
     help, especially once you start
writing, PM me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290225

Jane Sanders actually
     visited Hawaii while
the Clintons did not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290226

So of course I won't
     bother to pay, especially
since I prefer food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290227

I think that may change
     after a prolonged general
election campaign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290228

Thanks for the comment
     because this is exactly
what I'm going for!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290229

Anyway, good luck
     with everything, it's a big
learning curve for sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290230

I was miserable
     as a kid and especially
as a teenager.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290231

That impacts your game.
     The balance does not matter;
it's the principle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290232

I actually ended
     up doing something very
similar to this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290233

Being very cool
     would also make you very
difficult to spot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290234

So, i got a few
     calls from the dealer, asking
for the money back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290235

It's easy to do
     if everyone (including
farmers) are on board.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290236

go to a stable,
     then there should be an option
to recover it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178674

by definition,
     any overreaction
is unreasonable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290237

Thanks, that helps! I'll keep
     all this in mind when I start
working on it more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290238

I can't even tell
     if I think she has a good
body or not though...

Score: 0          

Haiku #192182

Is that unusual?
     Pretty funny timing if
not ordinary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290309

I have exactly
     zero craps to give about
your approval. Cheers!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290310

If you want my true
     and honest opinion, than
my answer is no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290311

If all evidence
     and body parts are gone, then
so is the issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290312

That is incorrect.
     The major water users
are agriculture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290313

Haven't made it down
     to Malacca yet, but I've
heard it's pretty great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290314

cheap ways to get boost?
     if you can save for a car,
you can save for FI.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290315

That have come a long
     way with improving contacts
in the last few years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290316

the doctor was wrong
     in the ER when he announced
what the baby was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290317

The Lords will become
     useless if it is opened
up to the Commons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290318

Utah would likely
     be a swing state if it were
Bernie against Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290319

same I'm a sony
     Vegas user. It handles
editing just fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290320

[deleted] Okay!!!
     What makes the Huey so fun
to fly? Really :D?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290321

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290323

What a bunch of tools.
     Play John Scott now if you want
to earn back respect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290324

I can do the same
     thing with a robot taking
the place of my hands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290556

If his movies are
     making money, then Sandler
is doing his job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290325

When and where it was
     built and by who. Who owned it.
When it was retired.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290326

They will have water
     where they don't need it and drought
where they do need it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290327

HOLY SHIT i've been
     asking so many people
in game about this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290328

Yeah there really is
     no reason to crash if you
know what you're doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290329

Kill me. Stop this." "We've
     thought of that Eric, but what
if it doesn't work?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290330

It makes us ask, what
     is the limit of value?
When are costs too great?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290331

i think its a south
     east asian critter rather
than oceanic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290332

Smoking weed? She should
     pass that shit and have some fun
with me. Smoking crack?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290333

This is nothing new
     and happens to some degree
in many countries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290334

You got a big head,
     you just don't realize how big
your head actually is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290335

I, for one, don't say
     he doesn't exist, I just
don't believe he does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290336

Highly doubt people
     want to get swarmed with Bernie
phone calls on Easter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290337

You need to get on
     the same page with your girlfriend
about that pronto.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290338

On the other hand,
     you get to start treating them
like full grown adults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290339

Research. I didn't know
     that the dairy industry
was fucked up as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290340

As many people,
     I didn't actually know where cow
milk **actually** came from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290341

I mean most rational
     human beings would respect
the right of others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290342

Thank you! some of them
     are chocolate, you can only
know by biting them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290343

I could also use
     tips that aren't tech related.
[deleted] Agreed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290344

The game was in 2D,
     there were maps like a building
site, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290345

If you like a card
     but you're not playing with it,
trade it. Just trade it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290346

Will be especially
     nice once we get fighter bays.
Must hurt being wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290347

They tell me it took
     too long and demand to speak
to the manager.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290348

Happy Easter if
     you celebrate, and happy
weekend if you don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290349

The joke was about
     having unprotected sex
and getting pregnant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290350

See you're arguing
     the intentions of the war
and why it happened.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290351

You're not on topic.
     I'm not saying anything
you're arguing for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290352

One beer is ok
     for me, but it goes downhill
fast if I have more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290353

This really makes me
     want to go to Disney world
[deleted] Fight Club.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290354

Release. Really? Yes.
     Is our defence sorted? Yes.
Ok, I'll release.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290355

I do understand
     what you are saying about
parents today though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290356

It's never going
     to end, my affirmation
from Nick Offerman!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290357

*A loud burp is heard.
     Another shoe goes bouncing
into the hallway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290358

What a shame. I did
     what I could with mobile, just
edited my post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290359

And if the wizard
     doesn't know the spell either,
he's out of luck too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290360

Rich tax? [deleted]
     No, but i have a Triton.
"Steal decks". That's so true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290361

It was a pretty
     common complaint about him
prior to last year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290362

This seems more suited
     to a marketing campaign
than a city flag.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290363

Keep in mind, we vote
     for our titles, so we can
only blame ourselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290364

Because it's income.
     That is the philosophy
behind the death tax.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290365

Especially money!
     It's not like I haven't got
alot of money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290366

I guess what I am
     trying to say is, the choice is
yours to spoil the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290367

The initial load
     time was long, but once you were
in it wasn't bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290368

Don't let your parents
     run your life; you're an adult.
Rankings mean *nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290369

Others want to kick
     out the former and are dealt
with water canons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290370

Everything else is
     pretty much debunked bullshit.
That leaves nuclear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290371

fuck their laws it's time
     to burn their laws books and throw
these bums in the trash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290372

It's literally their
     job to sit around thinking
about stuff like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290373

Huh, I used to play
     the shit out of Club Penguin
when I was little.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290374

/s Probably carbon
     monoxide and a normal
old smoke detector.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290375

which is fancy talk
     for being a smartass Hey,
I'm done with it all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292471

b) But Bedoya
     is not the appropriate
person to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290377

The road to hell has
     been paved with good intentions,
several times over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #258584

What do you get if
     you mix human DNA
with goat DNA?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290518

It's not a huge deal
     who you play unless you play
at a high level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #290519

Honestly I would
     not recommend it at all.
Do you own a home?

Score: 0          

Haiku #290520

Hi! I have the ice
     dresser, chair, closet, and floor
if you still need them.

Score: 0          


Top of Page

Page updated on Saturday Dec 17, 2022 08:00:27 PM PDT.

A Cyrus snafu.