Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #279547

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #279548

"Eh, I'm sure you will.
     We both will." Ah okay cool.
I'll try and make it.

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Haiku #279549

One of the many
     ridiculous ways android
wear currently works.

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Haiku #279550

I've been saying all
     along that she knew it was
the same property.

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Haiku #279551

That way you get more
     answers to hard matchups. Yes.
A clarity jerk.

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Haiku #279552

My duo faction
     should be ranked legendary
I agree with that.

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Haiku #277877

Not even talking
     about his mobility.
I really like him.

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Haiku #279553

Good luck! Thanks bud! Teeth,
     shower, shave if needed, clothes,
breakfast, coffee, class.

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Haiku #279554

But that only works
     if you're white so in any
other instance, yes.

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Haiku #279555

Begs and pleads for it.
     I pass, figuring I'll get
another in time.

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Haiku #279556

That means two fonts, tops.
     Not just two typefaces, but
two styles, maximum.

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Haiku #279557

Indoctrination
     is brainwashing you from birth
to believe something.

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Haiku #279558

I think the bigger
     concern is whether or not
you can max their gear.

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Haiku #279702

If I had a shirt
     tailor made and the sleeves were
that long I'd be pissed.

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Haiku #279703

you should of asked if
     you could join Its a little
bit of both really.

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Haiku #279704

Second of all, thanks
     for reminding me, I do
need to wash my hair.

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Haiku #279705

As long as you're not
     getting up on the tower
while downing a pint.

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Haiku #279706

[deleted] She is
     still winning a few counties
in Texas. Awesome!

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Haiku #279707

*Throughout her diary
     she refers to Adnan, not
Don, as "my baby."

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Haiku #279708

It should be higher
     than the centre of the wedge.
Don't forget to SCOWL!

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Haiku #279709

Edit: The image
     is looking more accurate
since I switched off Flux!

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Haiku #279710

[Employee]` exists.
     I accurately followed
the spec sheet given.

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Haiku #279711

This winter it's been
     once every two weeks because
I have a steady.

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Haiku #279712

Plus you can't deny
     that Presence of the Master
has amazing art.

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Haiku #279713

a bunch of receipts
     in a plastic bag is not
financial records.

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Haiku #279714

This is what happens
     when natural resources start
to get spread too thin.

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Haiku #279715

That's more than can be
     said about many people
who don't "walk away".

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Haiku #279716

I think it changed when
     I got to my embedded
systems courses though.

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Haiku #279717

Same exact advice
     applies to sucking dick Same
experience here.

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Haiku #279718

You've made the effort
     though and that's all you can do.
Hope that makes some sense.

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Haiku #279719

"Just like that" is what
     I say when he finds a good
angle or rhythm.

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Haiku #279720

because in the first
     link you can clearly see her
legs outside the door.

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Haiku #279722

The compact versions
     were added a while after
the normal versions.

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Haiku #279723

Do you have any
     advice for people that are
considering this?

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Haiku #279724

Maybe they haven't
     gotten the memo about
their new tenant yet.

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Haiku #279725

I know his effect
     is good but how useful is
he in the format?

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Haiku #279726

Well, I've not really
     got my sights set on any
specific person.

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Haiku #279727

I think this might help
     you with whatever you are
dealing with right now.

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Haiku #279728

I let friends of mine
     who were trying to get back on
their feet stay over.

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Haiku #279729

The funny thing is,
     that free government housing
IS available.

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Haiku #279730

How exactly does
     my electric stove produce
carbon monoxide?

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Haiku #279731

Not at this post but
     when I first heard that they were
doing it hell yes.

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Haiku #279732

When we did it there
     were a lot of inside jokes
about coworkers.

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Haiku #279733

She gestures over
     to Matt, sitting and mingling
with Jen at the bar.

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Haiku #279734

Im getting launched out
     and game crashes EVERY time
I search for a match.

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Haiku #279735

And each one will think
     that the other is moving
away very fast.

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Haiku #279736

(hands out mighty fine
     hats and shiny brown coats) We're
always recruiting.

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Haiku #279737

He always liked his
     aunt, although he knew that he'd
never be with her.

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Haiku #279738

If you try squeezing
     blood from stones, you might just end
up with your own blood?

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Haiku #279739

They definitely
     pick up on the fact that their
mum doesn't like me.

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Haiku #279740

It's pretty mellow
     but if your into simpler
boards you should buy it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279741

They're not the worst shoes
     I've ever seen, but I'm not
loving the design.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279742

I just haven't seen
     my brother lately, I'm sure
he's pretty busy.

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Haiku #279743

I'm over here like,
     well good for him for taking
pride in how he looks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279744

Except for the last
     chapter which ties directly
into the third game.

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Haiku #279745

Getting some Minus
     the Bear vibes from this Wisdom
wank Hey, fine by me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #279746

No mic Some are great,
     some are horrible, and some
are just overpriced.

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Haiku #279747

Shave your ass, You wipe
     better and pick up less swamp
ass stink. Wonderful.

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Haiku #279748

It won't go away
     unless she genuinely
wants to work on it.

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Haiku #279749

If they don't, I quit
     and try again and truly,
I don't give a fuck.

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Haiku #279750

He's got a great flow
     on it, and the production
is on point of course.

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Haiku #279751

if you do decide
     to pick up liss or lulu,
their great mid as well.

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Haiku #279752

I coach one of them
     and frankly hearing this is
kind of upsetting.

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Haiku #279753

[deleted] that's what
     I was wondering... But what
if she sends you nudes?

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Haiku #279754

nah not stolen, shit
     if i stole it, i would just
pop the ignition!

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Haiku #279755

That and the social
     institutions which have grown
up surrounding them.

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Haiku #279756

[deleted] You mean
     after 4th fragment or
after 4th case?

Score: 0          

Haiku #279757

Fucking brutal out
     there, my dog wouldn't even
go outside to pee.

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Haiku #279758

Without submitting?
     Depends on the case. You will
have to sort it out.

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Haiku #279759

Certain endings are
     considered canon over
others in sequels.

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Haiku #279760

Many were simply
     not popular, and some through
no fault of their own.

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Haiku #279761

Is there anyway
     to listen to it somewhere
that isn't Tidal?

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Haiku #279762

Will check out the rest.
     Thanks :D I just read my last
comment, and you're right.

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Haiku #279763

If you want a nice
     house or luxuries, you still
need to hold a job.

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Haiku #279764

She's getting ready
     while I wipe $55's worth of steak
out of my moustache.

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Haiku #279765

The Taco Bell near
     my house was the same last year
until they closed down.

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Haiku #279766

The way you replied
     to this person/ possible
patron made me sick.

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Haiku #279767

In a heartbeat, though,
     something happens that changes
everything for him.

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Haiku #279768

It's the second time
     I've seen it referenced today,
so maybe it's time!

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Haiku #279769

The problem isn't
     apprehending The Batman.
It's KEEPING him there.

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Haiku #279770

I graduated
     college, have a career, house,
newer car, cool toys.

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Haiku #279771

Well work at a bar,
     been arrested a few times
for various things.

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Haiku #279907

To me, the ending
     didn't work here because of all
the build up it did.

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Haiku #279908

guys what's the shortest
     EX in rotation right now
[deleted] Yours too?

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Haiku #279909

I didn't know he sang.
     All this time I just liked him
for his comedy.

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Haiku #279910

I recently was
     talking to a friend who spent
two weeks canvassing.

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Haiku #279911

Probably not. I didn't
     really like the writing or
editing either.

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Haiku #279912

I have an aunt who
     does the unnecessary
quotation marks too.

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Haiku #279913

I don't understand
     why gust cannot be greater
than average wind speed.

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Haiku #279914

It's only natural
     to want to make someone feel
good when you feel good.

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Haiku #279915

I'm probably gonna
     combine the three beasts and see
what comes out of it.

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Haiku #279916

No real commercials,
     just various cartoon shorts
to fill in the breaks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279917

You're right. The House comes
     into play with impeachments
not confirmations.

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Haiku #279918

Not much, judging by
     the quality of freshman
chemistry students.

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Haiku #279919

Yeah, he's simply known
     as Wade and then as Weapon
XI in Origins.

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Haiku #279920

Well, don't think I would
     want to die from old age, all
those symptoms and shit.

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Haiku #279921

I'm not dancing, I'm
     just not white washing Edit:
let me elaborate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279922

What a great impact
     you have on the Air Force, boot
And clear tequila!

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Haiku #279923

I know that at least
     some positive effects like
Vengeance still work. Done!

Score: 0          

Haiku #279924

She'd have felt worse if
     she stood there and let him take
out one of her buds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279925

In our office, his
     case likely would not have been
autopsied either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279926

My friends say it tastes
     like medicine or something
but they just don't know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279927

Well, an African
     child, yes, but then children are
not migratory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279928

Maybe you're missing
     something because it hasn't
been invented yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279929

They should implement
     Email Confirmed character
deletion I feel?

Score: 0          

Haiku #279930

It's not pain, but just
     massive discomfort because
you can't move about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279931

There are very few
     situations where I need
to use something else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279933

What if you have... Hair?
     Don't wanna have a soggy
ass all day. Probably.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279934

nothing will really
     ever get it back to it's
original strength.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279935

Illegal whether
     that's funny to you or not.
It was a great post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279936

Good timing to bet
     with good chance of returns. Wow!
That is terrible!

Score: 0          

Haiku #279937

So saying this is
     cringe worthy, is a bit much
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279938

I also kept them
     increasing no matter what
program I followed.

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Haiku #279939

Assuming you had
     beer it just means you spent all
night carbo loading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279940

Remembering what Becks
     had told him to do and keep
his eyes on her face.

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Haiku #279941

A place for wrestlers
     to compete until they are
ready to move up.

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Haiku #279942

But kudos to all
     the people who had things work
out in their favor!

Score: 0          

Haiku #279943

Why do people spread
     false information without
checking first? It is.

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Haiku #279944

They broke the story,
     so most of the other news
stories linked to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279945

We are far from this,
     but when we get there, your points
will be mostly moot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279946

What's needed to craft?
     Darn! I don't know, but they are
all over Asia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279947

Dude, all the girls are
     best girl. There is no best choice.
They're ALL the best choice.

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Haiku #279948

We always hit SA
     rewards Wavy and curly
hair can look great down.

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Haiku #279949

We shouldn't worry
     about it though, because there's
little we can do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279950

When the walkers were
     moving in on him, I felt,
"This is it, he's done."

Score: 0          

Haiku #279951

Even Bill Clinton
     cast his super delegate
vote for Obama.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279952

You don't have to be
     aggressive back, but you should
be smart about this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279953

In general, this one
     just felt like it had a bit
too much to deal with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279954

Unfortunately,
     I suspect OP paid but didn't
attend the hearing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279955

If every first world
     nation is doing this go
ahead and name some.

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Haiku #279956

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279957

Lol all smiles
     That chuck e cheese has been there
forever ah yes.

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Haiku #279958

come on bet bigger.
     [deleted] Sorry to go
left field on you guys.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279959

Also, when Karl tells
     the story about the horse
in his neighbor's house.

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Haiku #279960

Good luck! He should just
     find a date and bring her back
to their house after.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279961

You won't take advice
     from people who own homes or
have experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279962

I've always wondered
     but do some of these athletes
even dress themselves?

Score: 0          

Haiku #279963

He has been home schooled
     until now and has never
found to maintain friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279964

that "journalist" knew
     exactly what they said Yeah,
that could be cool too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #279965

[removed] At least where
     I live, the trains have cameras
inside and outside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279967

That one's amazing.
     I love Marshall randomly
singing his password.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279968

Better get tested
     AT LEAST twice My main issue
is the monitor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279969

As in just saying
     the word "French Canadian"
explains everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279970

He won't let things go
     because it motivates him
for others to hate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279971

Eh, I don't really
     count the whole silver eyes thing
as out of thin air.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279972

[deleted] [removed]
     Any tips before I go
talk to a doctor?

Score: 0          

Haiku #279973

They told me that might
     happen when I took depo,
but I was lucky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279974

It amazed my how
     the cleaner "lifted" the dirt
out of the leather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279975

And even the ones
     that have traceable facts may
or may not be true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245584

You just have to be
     willing to put yourself out
there and meet people!

Score: 0          

Haiku #280261

Huck is his nickname.
     Do you want to explain why
you think that? Maybe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280262

I really liked Sea
     Gate Wreckage in testing, but
not in this meta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280263

Thankfully no one
     is really an asshole where
I work. Not really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280264

Although I would like
     to see Hades say something like
"You STILL don't get it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #280265

No problem. Cheers man.
     I love it down there and am
totally jealous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280266

see if you can leave
     earlier, provided you
do your job on time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280267

We had a great team
     and it was just a fun way
to spend an evening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280268

Must be a record
     on this planet [deleted]
Personally, I would.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280269

It's probably not up
     and running anymore, if
I were to guess. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280270

PM sent I think
     you might be right, so I bought
some new batteries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280271

Why would she do that?
     This. Dudes trying to chastise me
over trade offers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280272

Belief isn't right
     or wrong, as both those concepts
are beliefs themselves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280273

Please try a little
     harder to hide your blatant
disdain for Peyton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280274

Hair products my hair
     has never smelt better, thank
you women's shampoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280275

And your wife needs you
     too, she cares about you or
she wouldn't be there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280276

You are liable
     for the rent to the extent
described in the lease.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280277

Nope. You make up stuff.
     Let's not pretend that's binding
to other people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280278

She rules the corner,
     it's up to you to get them
there and keep them there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280279

Drives a girl bonkers.
     Douglas did not hit him, why
would he get a red?

Score: 0          

Haiku #280280

THANKS meet me back at..
     this fucking game. It's Sleet, sir.
And, no, sir. No job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280282

Why can't Ryder just
     put Storm in a camel clutch
in a singles match?

Score: 0          

Haiku #280283

It builds a detailed
     world where you can tell there has
been ruin and strife.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280284

[deleted] Mister
     Sans? I got *three* knives, Mister
Sans. Yea, you're not wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280285

but you're not devin
     For some reason i still can't
connect to servers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280286

Depending how you
     word the question, there's a HUGE
difference in support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280287

If he gets paid, it's
     not as a pianist, it's
as a spectacle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280288

Holy crap! I'm glad
     I have been slowly throwing
gear and stars his way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280289

not yet anyways.
     There is Annulment, but is
very expensive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280290

Big changes going
     on in the world in the late
80s and early 90s.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280291

Also you can not
     just go out and get support
from a certain group.

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Haiku #280292

But seriously...
     There's not really much we can
say to help you out.

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Haiku #280293

I don't have bad cards
     but they're not cute and most aren't
even my best girls.

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Haiku #280294

But hey, if you hate
     having an affiliate
account, go for it.

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Haiku #280295

boo get ted cruz off
     the stage A little floor spice
makes everything nice.

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Haiku #280296

Also, how long are
     you wearing pads for that you
get a rash from them?

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Haiku #280297

"She didn't do any
     'talking', if that's what you think."
"Is he rich like me?"

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Haiku #280298

When my SO got back
     from deployment, we argued
about EVERYTHING!

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Haiku #280299

The scenario
     that you are describing, OP,
is very common.

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Haiku #280300

That might also go
     towards the argument that it's
not a game of chance.

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Haiku #280301

I wanted to get
     the basic error cleared up
first, and then expound.

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Haiku #280302

Before puberty
     is where the parents put their
foot down isn't it?

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Haiku #280303

Then go grab a white
     chocolate mocha from Starbucks.
It's a slippery slope.

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Haiku #280304

they're like "OH U WANT
     YAMATO?? BUT HOW BAD DO
YOU WANT YAMATO?"

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Haiku #280305

This time it was three.
     Ill help you whenever wolf
have you tried the sword?

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Haiku #280306

The kick is cutting
     through well apart from when those
octave jumps happen.

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Haiku #280307

Yeah, I like to eat
     the bull, the cow, and the veal
all in the same meal.

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Haiku #280308

Probably a gift from
     their grandparents when they were
accepted in school.

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Haiku #280309

So now you gotta
     buckle the fuck down and act
responsibly NOW.

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Haiku #280310

I don't know whether
     to take you seriously
or not... my head hurts.

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Haiku #280311

Putting in the current
     mirror WILL reduce your gain.
Best put that in now.

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Haiku #280312

Just because Muslims
     are worse this year does not make
up for all the pain.

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