Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #203081

No idea if
     this has any reflection
in reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203542

If you are failing,
     your teammates will support you
/hopefully/. Okay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #204166

I will be on all
     day so reply or message
when you can get on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #204583

[He is not *allowed*
     to post it without its skin,
he is not *allowed*!

Score: 0          

Haiku #205833

At this rate, they are
     just a legit playoff team.
So he is a bitch?

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Haiku #207353

If this were taken
     into consideration
we'd never expand.

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Haiku #207420

A random female
     streamer with 2k views playing
against me on steam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207691

After I finish
     that I will work on the less
expensive pieces.

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Haiku #208158

You're a disgusting
     human for even making
this comparison.

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Haiku #208531

An equalizer
     with a mono audio
option for headphones.

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Haiku #209291

And the Pretty one
     is different from everything
I already own!

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Haiku #210699

The occasional
     player character death, though,
is a different beast.

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Haiku #212102

But what happens when
     you need to use a lower
class facility?

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Haiku #212578

Your experience
     will be better than any
alternative life.

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Haiku #213546

The best thing about
     all of that, is its all true.
anderson silva?

Score: 0          

Haiku #213963

Almost no one has
     ever been in exactly
that situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214170

Someone your age has
     more urgent monetary
needs to attend to.

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Haiku #214241

On a related
     note though, if you haven't seen
the film check it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214522

University
     is often good, but when it's
not, it's really not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214587

That, however, could
     be a really good device.
Or European.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215358

Our guide from Forming
     ended up being the guide
at graduation.

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Haiku #215917

My transfer list is
     now full of players I can't
sell and I got fucked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #217721

I was so tired
     I just decked out when I got
home etc.

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Haiku #218345

Unfortunately
     my cholesterol levels
get high easily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221540

Guy in Michigan
     made a video to show
open carry laws.

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Haiku #221992

That's what I figured
     I'd do if nobody had
any ideas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223599

Does it have to be
     solo cello, or any
solo instrument?

Score: 0          

Haiku #224004

I hope i did not
     over pay since i'm not good
with technology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225084

I have a Darren
     Sharper and an Adrian
Peterson jersey.

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Haiku #225110

Maybe I'll even
     write a sad little journal
entry about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225662

If she says yes, good.
     If she says no or doesn't
respond, no big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #227410

What would we do if
     gentrification was no
longer an option?

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Haiku #227517

No idea why
     you go off on a tangent
about Real Madrid.

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Haiku #227750

It wasn't crucial,
     but it really does enrich
the experience.

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Haiku #227821

Computer science
     makes sense if you see yourself
being a coder.

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Haiku #228724

do things that improve
     your life in a way that you're
excited about).

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Haiku #228956

It amazes me
     how some of you can even
enjoy a movie.

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Haiku #229217

The video Lord
     giveth and the video
Lord taketh away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #234517

Yeah, soccer isn't
     about to achieve equal
pay anytime soon.

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Haiku #235559

It was a good thing
     he was Japanese and small
and never gained weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235766

I understand what
     people say to me and can
hold conversations.

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Haiku #236826

I had a daughter
     July 9th and her name
is Emilia!

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Haiku #236948

you have "sore winner"
     written all over you man.
Im not a hater.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237153

It wasn't even
     really an argument, you
just stated something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237293

Hey, Canadian
     money is only worthless
to Canadians.

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Haiku #239595

It wasn't Reagan
     deploying the national guard
in California.

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Haiku #240716

Every specific
     organization around
Kansas goes to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241746

Hopefully I get
     this fixed so I can enjoy
my pc again!

Score: 0          

Haiku #241755

I definitely
     need to do the battle buffs
more effectively.

Score: 0          

Haiku #241935

America didn't
     get Mexico into their
mess, Mexico did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #242174

Perhaps it wasn't
     something that took a long time
for others to try?

Score: 0          

Haiku #243907

So they rely on
     normal user reporting
rule breaking content.

Score: 0          

Haiku #244988

I go to a good
     university and I'm
in a good program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #8323

The Video game
     is immoral, but the war
isn't, LOL!

Score: 0          

Haiku #246945

I like her poem
     about the Dalai Lama
in particular.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248514

I suppose they are
     both changes in magnitude,
after a fashion.

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Haiku #248857

Installation is
     relatively easy, you
could do it yourself!

Score: 0          

Haiku #250110

We were unable
     to trade him for anything
from anybody.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250742

But wouldn't you say
     that "she is a woman" if
she was a woman?

Score: 0          

Haiku #251852

Best of luck! Not if
     you can comprehend what I'm
saying lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254664

Am I the only
     one who has no desire
to see this movie?

Score: 0          

Haiku #255778

I totally get
     not liking Stephen from his
weird goofy edit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #40021

all the time i spent
     with my exes were now time
i had for myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44042

Many can even
     be completely avoided
via bribery!

Score: 0          

Haiku #41203

IL Delta here, just
     graduated from Bradley
University.

Score: 0          

Haiku #41584

A phantom call out,
     so poetic. I like that.
Ok here it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #41715

Same deal goes with guns,
     pick a gun you like and get
attachments for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #41891

But if it's real, we've
     given support to someone
who needs it. Ok.

Score: 0          

Haiku #42098

Everyone worries
     about a corporation
becoming a state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #42161

Nobody should care
     what a person has to say
about their body.

Score: 0          

Haiku #42331

You would never see
     positive comment karma
again lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #43202

Also, I was twelve
     and enjoyed Roy's fire Older
than the Internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44527

If a few other
     people agree then I'll start
completely sober.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45137

These are the reasons
     soccer isn't popular
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45800

My bad. I really
     did not expect it to get
this much attention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #46807

And as with any
     unregulated product,
that's no guarantee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #47209

I will never bleed
     my brakes the traditional
way ever again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #48047

If not I wonder
     how far S3 is gonna go
in terms of story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #48128

Maybe it just seems
     louder to me because Im
from the area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #48736

Sky scrapers give you
     density without giving
you community.

Score: 0          

Haiku #49088

I've seen pictures on
     the internet about news
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #84660

HOWEVER, any
     rock or metal is sub par
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #50686

Positivism
     and post positivism
are a bit different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #51057

Though, was anyone
     ANYWHERE ever able
to verify that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #52319

Unfortunately,
     so do I, until I can
find a nicer one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #52568

He has already
     been labelled an enemy
and a terrorist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #53855

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #54005

Also said data
     usage seemed to be pretty
minimal as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #56003

so where exactly
     did anyone say that what
he did was ok?

Score: 0          

Haiku #57341

The question hinges
     on if the heat makes toxic
chemicals in foods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #58412

Try reopening
     Messages; this typically
fixes it for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #59025

im a surfer girl
     and i wear a bikini
surfing all the time!

Score: 0          

Haiku #60353

I see potential
     if they developed a more
thematic album.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60421

The top negative
     comments are mostly about
behavior, not race.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60978

Although I agree,
     it is actually readable
if you look closely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #61739

That's a terrible
     argument for why you don't
like the idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #62290

Anyway to use
     meditation as a tool
to fix this issue?

Score: 0          

Haiku #62300

I too was lucky
     to find out that this server
even existed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #62651

I seriously
     think she may be the hottest
girl on the planet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #63567

I have recorded
     all of my leveling sessions
on that character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #64466

This pic doesn't show
     readily available
spaces for the truck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #119610

Flux density is
     the number of photons per
unit area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #66236

She's pretty open
     about it, so we ask her
alot of questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #66726

Indeed, this nation
     was such a society
for hundreds of years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #67012

If I had the space
     and time I'd definitely
have a puffer tank!

Score: 0          

Haiku #67224

I was and am still
     pretty much only into
the video game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #68542

Yes, but so are clothes
     for Banana Republic,
Gap and Old Navy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #69311

...everything about
     those first two paragraphs is
just completely wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #70916

I was beginning
     to wonder if the answer
might be incorrect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #36974

EDIT: I can do
     that in America too.
So what? Adoption.

Score: 0          

Haiku #71472

Maybe a kill count
     in the corner or something
less flashy IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #72397

Whether he should get
     banned or not is a very
ironic question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #72870

Liberty is French,
     a gift to america,
not American.

Score: 0          

Haiku #72875

They know it will most
     likely end badly, and **that's
what they're okay with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #73441

However, I do
     understand how this could be
confusing for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #73859

Any ideas?
     You can't really use those rings
for anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #74751

okay thanks a lot
     for the info Glorious
day in Latvia!

Score: 0          

Haiku #74790

Your stereotypes
     are not as detrimental
as minorities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #98715

High five! [deleted]
     Oh. Then maybe it isn't
replacing running.

Score: 0          

Haiku #99833

Q: In what manner
     is a raven similar
to a writing desk?

Score: 0          

Haiku #100258

Easy to say, but
     very hard to do when you
have all the pieces!

Score: 0          

Haiku #101596

Cute pup either way!
     I have a Gunner also,
but he's an Aussie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #102449

My tallest brother
     is only about an inch
taller than I am.

Score: 0          

Haiku #103081

I don't usually
     give diarrhea but when
I do, it lasts days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #104990

In Afghanistan
     and Iraq, the leadership
never surrendered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #105476

If anything blame
     the councilmen who handles
the police budget.

Score: 0          

Haiku #105757

Imagine taking
     the only lane all the way
across Toronto.

Score: 0          

Haiku #105974

There is no valid
     argument against comics
being an art form.

Score: 0          

Haiku #107726

However, having
     low blood sugar usually
triggers appetite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #108221

Unfortunately
     he is still a nigger I'm
happy you approve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #109621

I'm enabling free
     speech, and I'm very happy
with that position.

Score: 0          

Haiku #110353

You seriously
     have no idea what you
are talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #111514

Sort of like CC
     Security Cameras, but
with better graphics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113465

if I am I would
     like to know how so I can
cease being as such.

Score: 0          

Haiku #113952

Why do people who
     enjoy astronomy get
together and talk?

Score: 0          

Haiku #114378

Or is it it some
     kind of negative action
like drug addiction?

Score: 0          

Haiku #114650

Because CNN
     is incompetent, but Fox
News is malicious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #116932

I swear, everyone
     I know listens to Asking
Alexandria.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171007

You should do the same
     if you have not already
had the idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172891

That was a pretty
     good movie, maybe not Blow
Your Mind good, but good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173380

[If by amazing
     you mean over twice as loud
as it ought to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173520

Have no idea
     why you're getting so many
down votes Odin wins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173671

I wish I had spent
     more time playing piano
when I was younger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #175827

You can also opt
     for a nonfat peppermint
vanilla latte.

Score: 0          

Haiku #176113

Added! The items
     you get after matches is
completely random.

Score: 0          

Haiku #179473

The only typo
     I see is "anus" misspelled
as "steam library".

Score: 0          

Haiku #180368

The only way he'd
     see a naked woman was
as a cadaver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #180682

The pedophilia
     apology is rampant
in this website Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #180951

Unfortunately
     our government is decades
behind our people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181159

At the firing range,
     all spent casings were counted
and accounted for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183546

you people have no
     fucking idea what you
are talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #184880

A recruiter will
     make any job sound sexy
to get you to sign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #185856

[deleted] Even
     Judith has killed one person
all ready. Lori.

Score: 0          

Haiku #186139

Food of all sorts, from
     many places in the world
is available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #187013

Falling forever
     in no direction into
absolute nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #187308

R3: Catching Odin
     by surprise might fuck his shit
up, and by a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #187450

What criteria
     were you using to define
"biological"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #189071

Honestly I don't
     think they have any people
to test their updates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #192168

Your rap doesn't work.
     But this doesn't work either.
What a bad haiku.

Score: 0          

Haiku #192593

I'm new here but you
     guys are renewing my hope
in humanity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195269

I am very tech
     literate and also not
totally ugly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196516

Are you serious?
     I have read every single
book of that series.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198343

Even went as far
     as penetrating me when
i clearly said no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198509

Lol, never
     bring it up again, except
to the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198552

I needed to be
     reminded that grieving is
normal and natural.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199045

I also aspire
     to create things and people
better than myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199179

Guys who don't suffer
     from this problem don't bother
understanding it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199878

Real mature Argue
     from definition to not
go over their heads.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200028

Then I finally
     saw the possibilities
in other cities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200651

As such is the text
     translated into English,
not Vietnamese?

Score: 0          

Haiku #201291

But seriously,
     the original Crisis
on infinite earths.

Score: 0          

Haiku #201571

[deleted] Can you
     provide any evidence
to support your claim?

Score: 0          

Haiku #201645

I was Mr. Mom.
     Best dad you can imagine.
Very loving guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202134

Another YA book
     I'd recommend is Soulless
by Gail Carriger.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203194

Players can convert
     to some roles, not to any
role you can think of.

Score: 0          

Haiku #204174

I had a very
     similar scale with a glass
top two weeks ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #204451

Hi all! I'm going
     to a horse racing event
in the end of March.

Score: 0          

Haiku #205635

And I kind of had
     like a muscle spasm or
something in my neck?

Score: 0          

Haiku #181976

He was too evil
     and sadistic to ever
become an ally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #206189

Rep gained for matches
     is rather negligible
for the first few days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #262318

Ask any modern
     theological scholar,
"Is God a person?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #207094

You know if there is
     any documentation
on any of this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #207643

I had an issue
     with my board which was covered
under warranty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207918

Also I'm pretty
     light on my feminism
understanding but.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209891

They decide what goes
     in for a given season
early every year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210199

I really would like
     more information about
this simulation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210546

I play a very
     similar deck, with a few
changes here and there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #211461

Also I'm not sure
     how cracking email passwords
isn't illegal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #211878

Shows how much you know.
     In a war there are always
civilian loses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212587

He's a Cowboy, from
     Texas, who does rodeo
and reads the Bible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213009

he don't use it I'm
     very much starting to hate
living in this state.

Score: 0          

Haiku #178670

Pretty cool story
     but I have no idea
the severity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215473

That's a horrible
     opening statement Mr.
Lawyer. Girl here too.

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Haiku #216184

[deleted] N E
     R D S :D I would not
eat her on a boat!

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Haiku #216376

Ideally, you should
     look into relocating
to another branch.

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Haiku #216735

Police officers
     should absolutely not go
to separate prisons.

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Haiku #216887

I don't think letting
     Palestinians die is
the better option.

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Haiku #217573

Judging people based
     on their economical
class and skin color?

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Haiku #217853

I also noticed
     that I could no longer make
my own decisions.

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Haiku #217982

Never feel guilty
     about not wanting to be
around your family.

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Haiku #219317

If only they knew.
     Reading *ding* It could really
be an Amir thing.

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